Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Dragon
To   : All
From : Mystic Pi BBS (21:1/145)
Date : Tue Jul 28 2026 09:10 am

 _________________________________________/ Q: How many lawyers does it take to     \| change a light bulb? A: Whereas the     || party of the first part, also known as  || "Lawyer", and the party of the second   || part, also known as "Light Bulb", do    || hereby and forthwith agree to a         || transaction wherein the party of the    || second part shall be removed from the   || current position as a result of failure || to perform previously agreed upon       || duties, i.e., the lighting,             || elucidation, and otherwise illumination || of the area ranging from the front      || (north) door, through the entryway,     || terminating at an area just inside the  || primary living area, demarcated by the  || beginning of the carpet, any spillover  || illumination being at the option of the || party of the second part and not        || required by the aforementioned          || agreement between the parties.          ||                                         || The aforementioned removal transaction  || shall include, but not be limited to,   || the following. The party of the first   || part shall, with or without elevation   || at his option, by means of a chair,     || stepstool, ladder or any other means of || elevation, grasp the party of the       || second part and rotate the party of the || second part in a counter-clockwise      || direction, this point being tendered    || non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point   || where the party of the second part      || becomes fully detached from the         || receptacle, the party of the first part || shall have the option of disposing of   || the party of the second part in a       || manner consistent with all relevant and || applicable local, state and federal     || statutes. Once separation and disposal  || have been achieved, the party of the    || first part shall have the option of     || beginning installation. Aforesaid       || installation shall occur in a manner    || consistent with the reverse of the      || procedures described in step one of     || this self-same document, being careful  || to note that the rotation should occur  || in a clockwise direction, this point    || also being non-negotiable. The above    || described steps may be performed, at    || the option of the party of the first    || part, by any or all agents authorized   || by him, the objective being to produce  || the most possible revenue for the       |\ Partnership.                            / -----------------------------------------|02      \                    / \  //\       \    |\___/|      /   \//  \\            /0  0  \__  /    //  | \ \               /     /  \/_/    //   |  \  \             @_^_@'/   \/_   //    |   \   \            //_^_/     \/_ //     |    \    \        ( //) |        \///      |     \     \      ( / /) _|_ /   )  //       |      \     _\    ( // /) '/,_ _ _/  ( ; -.    |    _ _\.-~        .-~~~^-.  (( / / )) ,-{        _      `-.|.-~-.           .~         `. (( // / ))  '/\      /                 ~-. _ .-~      .-~^-.  \ (( /// ))      `.   {            }                   /      \  \  (( / ))     .----~-.\        \-'                 .~         \  `. \^-.             ///.----..>        \             _ -~             `.  ^-`  ^-_               ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~                     ~-- ,.-~                                                                  /.-~--- bbs.homes
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