What does it mean - IBM?
 
IBM - I Blame Microsoft.
IBM - I Buy Macintosh
IBM - I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM - I've Been Mislead
IBM - I've Been Moved
IBM - I've Been Mugged
IBM - Incontinent Bowel Movement
IBM - Identical Blue Men
IBM - Idiotic Bit Masher
IBM - Idiots Become Managers
IBM - Idiots Built Me
IBM - Idiots Buy Me
IBM - Ignorant Buttfucking Morons
IBM - Incompatible Business Machines
IBM - Incredibly Boring Machine
IBM - Inferior, But Marketable
IBM - Infernal Bloody Monopoly
IBM - Institute of Black Magic
IBM - Intercourse Beats Masturbation
IBM - Internal Beaurocratic Mess
IBM - International Brotherhood of Magicians
IBM - Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
IBM - It'll Be Messy
IBM - It's Backwards, Man
IBM - It's Being Mended.
IBM - It's Better Manually
IBM - Itty Bitty Machines
IBM - Itty Bitty Morons
ICBM - Incompatible Business Machine
IBM compatible - IBM contemptible