X-Clacks-Overhead "GNU Terry Pratchett"
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       Welcome to Port 70! You'll dig it...
       
       Some resources to get you started:
       
   DIR Floodgap Systems' gopher server
   DIR MetaFilter
   DIR Gopherpedia
   DIR Gopherddit
   DIR Super-Dimensional Fortress: SDF Gopherspace
   DIR quux.org gopher server
   DIR The Gopher Project
   DIR Pygopherd Home
  TEXT RIP Traditional UMN Home Master Gopher
  HTML Where Have all the Gophers Gone?
  HTML HOWTO: Make a weblog a gopherlog
   ERR ~skk's tilde.land gopherhole
   ERR Gopher Tutorial
       
       Welcome to the world of Gopher and enjoy!