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       My name is Del, and welcome to the RudGopherHole. I figure I'll
       use this to keep my dotfiles, projects, and maybe even a phlog!
       
   DIR RudPhlog
        Del's phlog. Cause it's not gopher these days without it!
  TEXT About
        everything you ever wanted to know about Del
  TEXT Bookshelf
        What I'm reading
  TEXT Contact
        if need be
       
       External Resources
   DIR Overbite
        good stuff, including a gopher client for Android!
   DIR Super Dimension Fortress
        get yer own gopher