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              "It's all in ASCII!"     {_}-oo-{xx} 
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       Location: /LEGACY
         Ancient, forgotten, seldom-used, and legacy internet
         protocols.
       
  TEXT RFC 1078
         TCP Port Service Multiplexer
         tcpmux 1/tcp
         tcpmux 1/udp
       
  TEXT RFC 407
         Remote Job Entry Protocol
         rje 5/tcp
         rje 5/udp
       
  TEXT inetd
         ``Trivial'' services built into most inetd internet 
         ``super-servers'':
         echo 7/tcp
         echo 7/udp
         discard 9/tcp
         discard 9/udp
         daytime 13/tcp
         daytime 13/udp
         chargen 19/tcp
         chargen 19/udp
         time 37/tcp
         time 37/udp
       
  TEXT RFC 866
         TCP/UDP Active Users Service
         systat 11/tcp
         systat 11/udp
       
  TEXT RFC 865
         Quote of the Day Protocol
         qotd 17/tcp
         qotd 17/udp
       
  TEXT RFC 1312
         Message Send Protocol 2
         msp 18/tcp
         msp 18/udp
       
       Note: Maybe also add ident and finger.