------------------------------------------------------------ Privacy/Technology, (sdf.org), 09/21/2018 ------------------------------------------------------------ Amazon threw a big shindig yesterday around their push for global smart home supremacy recently[1]. They are, apparently, hell-bent on creating a fully surveilled home life, where machines see, hear, and analyze everything that you do. You know, for your Own Good(TM). And as if the home weren't quite enough, they want the public square (starting with our grocery stores) to be an even more alarming assortment of cameras than it already is. Is anyone else dying inside? I know I'm not the only one. I can't be the only one that finds this stuff abominable. If you read the "Cultural perception" section in the Wikipedia entry on electricity[2], you'll find an interesting little sketch about how electricity came to be an acceptable "necessity of everyday life." Electricity, though not fully accepted at first, took on a salvatory role in our modern lives. In 2018 you could probably kick around in the dumpster and find 10 or 15 folks that would argue against electricity in the home[3]. I'm not going there; though, I would rather love to see self-sufficient homes with solar and through other means, versus the monstrosities of consumption that we currently create. But how does this relate to the smart home? MONSTROSITIES OF CONSUMPTION, that's how. The "smart home" is nothing but smart. It is invasive, overly-complex, and needlessly expensive. It is energy and connectivity dependant to a crippling degree. It promises to expose your every action in exchange for a scant Star Trekesque experience. You'll get blenders that you don't have to touch (oh, except to fill with ingredients, the dirtiest part of the job), microwaves that obey your every whim (because pressing 1-3 buttons is a chore,) and refigerators that tell you when they think you should go spend more money (or, they'll perhaps just spend it for you.) If you're really lucky, you'll get advertising all along the way- oh wait, that's an absolute eventuality, luck isn't a player. All of our worst nightmares are coming true. Did you read 1984? Farenheit 451? Anything? The things that used to appal an audience are now the hottest trends in consumerism. A watch that can monitor your health and track your location? A fridge that can help you "decide" what to eat? "'Smith!' screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. '6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me.'" "... Winston, with a violent lunge, succeeded in touching his toes with knees unbent, for the first time in several years." What bothers me most, I think, is that Orwell didn't go far enough. Here we are- a bit past 1984, granted- sliding down the hill toward the abysmally misrepresented Utopia. With all its gadgetry and abuses, I'm really not sure it will be as pleasant as we think it will be. [1] Google it, for a full non-private experience. Go on. [2] gopher://gopherpedia.com:70/0/Electricity [3] I have no reference, again. I'm just making stuff up.