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/ Thus spake the master programmer:    \
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| "You can demonstrate a program for a |
| corporate executive, but you         |
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| can't make him computer literate."   |
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| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of       |
\ Programming"                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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     ... THUS SPAKE COMPU-COW! ...