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/ In a display of perverse brilliance,    \
| Carl the repairman mistakes a room      |
| humidifier for a mid-range computer but |
| manages to tie it into the network      |
| anyway.                                 |
|                                         |
\ -- The 5th Wave                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


     ... THUS SPAKE COMPU-COW! ...