STATIONS OF THE ROSS it's my first wedding driving north the bikers pop wheelies i must admit it's arousing it's my first wedding wearing my nice new suit deacon droning on jesus nailed to the cross afterwards it's love, honor, bump n' grind to get things started i request "sex machine" classical catholic dichotomy their dullest ceremony it's my first wedding the garter comes off bizarre mating ritual i can't hang i feel too much it's my first wedding.