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/ One morning after an evening of         \
| particularly heavy drinking, a man      |
| awoke and upon rolling over in bed saw  |
| one of the ugliest women he had ever    |
| seen. As he was about to get out of     |
| bed, he looked on the floor and saw     |
| another woman even less appealing than  |
| the first. Seeing his look of wide-eyed |
| amazement, the woman on the floor       |
| snapped, "Don't look at me like that, I |
\ was only the bridesmaid."               /
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