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                                   March 8, 1992

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                           Why Beer is Better than Women

           1.  You can enjoy a beer all month long.
           2.  Beer stains wash out.
           3.  You don't have to wine and dine beer.
           4.  Your  beer  will  always  wait  patiently for you in the car
               while you play rugby.
           5.  When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
           6.  Beer is never late.
           7.  HANGOVERS go away.
           8.  A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
           9.  Beer labels come off without a fight.
          10.  When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
          11.  Beer never has a headache.
          12.  After you have a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
          13.  A beer won't get upset if  you  come  home  and have beer on
               your breath.
          14.  If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
          15.  You  can  have more than one beer in a night  and  not  feel
               guilty.
          16.  A beer always goes down easy.
          17.  You can always know you're the first to pop a beer.
          18.  You can share a beer with your friends.
          19.  A beer is always wet.
          20.  Beer doesn't demand quality.
          21.  You can have a beer in public.
          22.  A beer doesn't care when you come.
          23.  A frigid beer is a good beer.
          24.  You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
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