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       Date:   Fri, 26 Mar 2004 03:07:44 +0000
       
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       +login: 
       +        case '\7': *((char *)(384*1024L+062)) = 2;        /* beep */
       +        Welcome to VAX/VMS Version 1.60    
       +    ON ENDFILE(SYSIN)  GO TO ADATHIBA;  /* FILE-VEGE VIZSGALATA */
       +   Tape dump of all filesystems taken this afternoon.
       +"Analysis" is "design" spelled backwards.
       +"RULE 7: Option arguments cannot be optional." Sys V Interface p 343.
       +"Sound advice" is usually mostly sound with not much advice.
       +"The Dresser," first a play, then a movie, then AT&T headquarters.
       +"The more you drive ... the less intelligent you are." -- Miller, in Repo Man
       +"x.c", line 1: cannot recover from earlier errors: goodbye!
       +#(cat probably won't work on 8 bit files, you  will have to use a simpler filter)
       +$! nulled, predecessor circle
       +$3,000,000
       +%-W-NORML Normal Successful Completion
       +'Tis a gross error, held in schools, That Fortune always favours fools. - John Gay.
       +'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp,/Than with an old one dying.
       +'Tis nobler in the mind to Look Things Up than to Pull Them Out Of The Air.
       +(^|[ (,;])(([Jj]ul[^ ]* *|(07|7)/)0*5)([^0123456789]|$)
       +* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
       +*** LGP ERROR ***: Initialize -- Cannot initialize graphics hardware device.
       +*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
       +-1: No code table for op: ++post
       +...and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
       +/usr/games/fortune: not found
       +/usr/news/gotcha
       +1 bulls, 3 cows
       +127 now in the unregulated subsidiary; see /usr/news/btl-split
       +2 is always smaller than 3, even for large values of 2.
       +2 lacks generality in a way that 1 doesn't.
       +23. ...  r-q1
       +355/113 -- not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.
       +4.2BSD is like a nightmare about Tenex. - Geoff Collyer
       +4.2BSD may not be a complete disaster, but it does a good job of emulating one.
       +55mph -- It's not a good idea, it's just the law.
       +: is not an identifier
       +A 10.0-szer 0.1 sohasem 1.0!
       +A 6-char limit is like a 6-inch trout: throw it back.
       +A 6-char limit is like night.
       +A Cray is the best machine for simulating the performance of a Cray.
       +A Point is a pair of shorts.
       +A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
       +A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
       +A big book is a big nuisance. - Callimachus, librarian of Alexandria
       +A billion here, a billion there; soon you're talking real money.  -E. Dirksen
       +A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
       +A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
       +A block grant is a nice terminal, but it will keep you awake until noon.
       +A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
       +A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs.
       +A closed mouth gathers no foot.
       +A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
       +A consistent indentation style is the hobgoblin of little minds.
       +A couch is as good as a chair.
       +A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
       +A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
       +A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
       +A day without sunshine is like night.
       +A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the sun god.
       +A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey.
       +A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt.
       +A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
       +A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
       +A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
       +A game, a teaching aid, a sport, and a piece of art. -Erno Rubik
       +A gentleman is one who is never rude unintentionally.  -Noel Coward
       +A good memory does not equal pale ink.
       +A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
       +A goodly apple rotten at the heart:/Oh, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
       +A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
       +A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
       +A hydrogen bomb doesn't care how brave you are.
       +A hypothesis is an opinion that you are trying to prove true.
       +A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
       +A king's castle is his home.
       +A liberal is one too open-minded to take his own side in an argument.
       +A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
       +A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted;  he must also be right. -Stephen Jay Gould
       +A man must destroy himself before others can destroy him.  -Mong Tse
       +A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
       +A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
       +A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
       +A man without a faith is like a fish without a bicycle.
       +A megabyte here, a megabyte there, and pretty soon you're talking real power.
       +A megaflop is a failure of gigantic proportions.
       +A mighty maze! but not without a plan. -Pope
       +A more wretched hive of scum and villainy: not found.
       +A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had. -Orson Welles
       +A penny saved is a political breakthrough.
       +A penny saved is ridiculous.
       +A penny saved kills your career in the Pentagon.
       +A philosopher does not need a torch to gather glow-worms by at mid-day. -- Earnest Bramah
       +A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me.
       +A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
       +A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
       +A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
       +A radical is a person with both feet firmly planted in the air.
       +A real Initiation never ends.  -Aleister Crowley
       +A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -Edgar Watson Howe
       +A recently completed trial proved TOAD Generic 1 to be reliable, user-friendly, and convenient.
       +A resort area will be part of your next holiday plans
       +A rolling stone gathers momentum.
       +A rose by any other name would still have thorns.
       +A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. -W. Irving
       +A song in time is worth a dime.
       +A stitch in time keeps your tu-tu from becoming a four-four.
       +A system programmer is someone who debugs his programs with an oscilloscope.
       +A theory is better than an explanation.
       +A thousand throats may be slit in one night by a running man.
       +A tree is best measured when it is down.
       +A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
       +A twisting road will take you to Warsaw, but you won't be bored.
       +A u.f.o. closely encountered is no longer a u.f.o.
       +A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world - except a defeat. -Wellington
       +A watched terminal never prints.
       +A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.
       +A witty saying means nothing.  -Voltaire
       +A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -Rudyard Kipling
       +A578 Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.
       +AAAOO OOZOR AZZAZ ZAIEO AZAEI IIOZA KHOEO OOYTH OEAZA EAOOZ AKHOZ AKHEY THXAA LETHX KH
       +Ablata at alba.
       +Abortion and suicide are hereditary only if you prevent them.
       +About all some parents accomplish in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
       +About all some parents accomplish in life is to send a child to Harvard.
       +About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
       +Absence is better than a cure.
       +Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
       +According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are worthless.
       +Accounting software is structured as a set of tools that can be used to build accounting systems.
       +Ad pulchritudinem tria requiruntur; integritas, consonantia, claritas. -Aquinas
       +Admiration is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
       +After 24 hours, corpses and guests smell bad.
       +After all, a murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
       +Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.
       +Again, and strongly, undress the sheep. It is getting to visitors.
       +All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly aurifers.
       +All dare to write, who can or cannot read. -Horace, `Epistles', Book II
       +All my men wear badges, or they wear nothing at all.
       +All of the bridges between our today and our yesteryear have been burnt.
       +All of these futures having been sold, this fortune appears as a matter of record only.
       +All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.
       +All that does not glitter is not not-gold.
       +All the ethics in Hollywood can be rolled up and fit into a gnat's navel.
       +All the good ones are taken.
       +All the great men are dead and I'm not feeling too well myself.
       +All things considered, life is 9-to-5 against.
       +All things that are, are lights.
       +All you need to know is in the manual.
       +Almost all good computer programs contain at least one random-number generator.
       +Always keep a record of data. It indicates you've been working.
       +Always make water when you can. -Wellington
       +America's best buy for a dime is a telephone call to the right person.
       +An Austrian army, awfully arrayed, Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade.
       +An airplane is in your future.
       +An artist is never ahead of his time, but most people are far behind theirs. - Varese
       +An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
       +An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
       +An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
       +An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
       +An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
       +An oscilloscope is what cavemen used to debug fire.  -Jim Veres
       +An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
       +And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
       +And malt does more than Milton can/to justify God's ways to man  -A.E. Housman
       +And so to bed.
       +Androgyny recapitulates philately.
       +Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
       +Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.
       +Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an *art*. -Chas. McCabe
       +Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
       +Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
       +Any man's speeding ticket on the Interstate diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind.
       +Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
       +Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
       +Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.  -Clarke
       +Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
       +Anyone who buys Wisconsin cheese is a traitor to mankind! -J. Pournelle
       +Anyone who understands my music will never be unhappy again. -L. Van Beethoven
       +Anyone's life is incomplete unless they are, in some smaller or larger way, saving the world.
       +Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
       +Arabic is a language, Persian is a sweetmeat, and Turkish is an art.
       +Arabic is a mystery -- love is just a crock.
       +Are we not men?
       +Are you kidding?
       +Are you sure you want a two dimensional array?
       +Aren't you glad his name wasn't Alexander Graham Klaxon?
       +Aries -- this is your lucky day!
       +Art is merely cheese made visible.
       +Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
       +As above, so below.
       +As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
       +As of Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update all programs.
       +Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
       +At the feast of souls failure is always the guest of honor.
       +Attend winter sheep meetings. Learning never ends!
       +Auribus teneo lupum.
       +Automating a mess yields an automated mess. -Michael Hammer
       +Ave discordia.
       +Avoid a hasty decision.
       +Avoid reality at all costs.
       +Away put your weapon!  I mean you no harm.
       +BLISS is ignorance.
       +Bad taste is timeless.
       +Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.
       +Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.
       +Basic is like doing arithmetic with Roman numerals. - MD McIlroy
       +Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.
       +Be the sea, and see me be.
       +Beauty is only sin deep. H H Munro
       +Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
       +Beauty times brains equals a constant.
       +Becoming an overnight success usually takes years.
       +Been Transferred Lately?
       +Better be right or your big venture goes wrong. -Resistor color code mnemonic
       +Better to have failed your Wasserman than never to have loved at all.
       +Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act falls the shadow.
       +Beware -- local customs vary. Check with a native before going into the jungle.
       +Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
       +Beware of low-flying butterflies.
       +Beware the foot of Nessus!
       +Beware:  the light at the end of the tunnel may be New Jersey.
       +Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous Initiation.
       +Bigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.
       +Biggus Diggus wants YOU.
       +Bignose from Winnetka.
       +Blessed St. Leibowitz, let them keep on dreamin' down there...
       +Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
       +Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
       +Bosses never realize that a bottle neck is always at the top.
       +Bourne again.
       +Brain fried -- core dumped
       +Brashith Alhim
       +Bring your wife or husband and pink slip for the best trade-in deal in town.
       +Bubble bubble, toil and trouble; cast that float into a double.
       +Buick offers inbred american quality. -TV ad
       +Build a better mousetrap, and nature will build a better mouse.
       +Build it so that even a fool can use it, and only a fool will want to use it.
       +Bus error -- core dumped
       +But he who kisses the joy as it flies/Lives in Eternity's sunrise.  -Wm. Blake
       +But many are not capable of a firm persuasion of anything.  -Wm. Blake
       +But you'll never become a rhinoceros...you haven't got the vocation!
       +But, Siriusly...
       +By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
       +By omnibus I traveled to Brooklyn.
       +By the pricking of my thumbs,/Something wicked this way comes.
       +C'est CHouette.  Swiss bumper sticker
       +C'est dommage, mais c'est vrai.
       +C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas Unix. -Henry Spencer
       +CB is a great place to work. There are so many good going away parties.
       +CB is a many gendered thing.
       +California is a fine place to live if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen
       +Campus Crusade for Cthulhu -- It found me.
       +Can all this just be an accident?  Or could there be some alien intelligence behind it?
       +Can tomorrow be more than just the end of today?
       +Cannot fork -- try again.
       +Capitalism is indeed obsessed with money, but Marxism is obsessed with Marxism.
       +Captain Clark welcomes you aboard.
       +Caught in --More-- loop.
       +Caution -- be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
       +Caution: Do not view laser light with remaining eye.
       +Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
       +Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
       +Celibacy is not hereditary.
       +Center 1127 -- It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
       +Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543
       +Centran manuals are available in 2B-515.
       +Charlie don't surf.
       +Children are hereditary: if your parents didn't have any, neither will you.
       +Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
       +Club sandwiches, not baby seals.
       +Cocaine is nature's way of saying you make too much money.
       +Cogito Ergo Spud.
       +Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
       +Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
       +Communication is only possible between equals.
       +Computers are not intelligent.  They only think they are.
       +Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
       +Constants aren't.  Variables don't.  LISP does.  Functions won't.  Bytes do.
       +Contains no kung fu, car chases or decapitations.
       +Continental Life. Why do you ask?
       +Convictions cause convicts -- what you believe imprisons you.
       +Core Error - Bus Dumped
       +Could not open 2147478952 framebuffers.
       +Courage is something you can never totally own or totally lose.
       +Cowards die many times before their deaths;/The valiant never taste of death but once.
       +Crazee Edeee,  his prices are INSANE!!!
       +Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.
       +Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
       +Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. -Brendan Behan
       +Cthulhu Saves! ... in case He's hungry later.
       +Dames is like streetcars -- The oceans is full of 'em. -Archie Bunker
       +Dames lie about anything - just for practice. -Raymond Chandler
       +Damn it, i gotta get outta here!
       +Dangerous knowledge is a little thing.
       +Data potato, du wop du wop.
       +Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
       +De minimis non curat lex.
       +Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
       +Death to all fanatics!
       +Deep down, we all need that escape velocity.  -Steven Spielberg.
       +Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
       +Department meeting in 3 minutes.
       +Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
       +Der Herrgott wurfelt nicht. -A. Einstein
       +Did you know ... that no-one ever reads these things?
       +Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
       +Die ich rief, die Geister, / Werd ich nun nicht los.
       +Die: to stop sinning suddenly.
       +Dieux!  Un monstre hideux.  En hurlant.  Nous poursuit.
       +Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
       +Disco delenda est.
       +Disk crisis, please clean up!
       +Disobedience was Man's Original Virtue.  -Oscar Wilde.
       +Distrust yourself, and sleep before you fight.  'Tis not too late tomorrow to be brave. - J. Armstrong.
       +Ditat Deus.
       +Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
       +Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
       +Do not confuse boredom with security.
       +Do not confuse effort with work.
       +Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.
       +Do not go gentle into that good night/Rage, rage against the dying of the light
       +Do not meddle in the affairs of troff; it is subtle and quick to anger.
       +Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
       +Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: they are subtle and quick to anger.
       +Do not meddle in the mouth.
       +Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
       +Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
       +Do not throw butts in the urinal: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
       +Do not throw butts in the urinal: they are subtle and quick to anger.
       +Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
       +Do not use the blue keys on this terminal.
       +Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
       +Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
       +Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
       +Does George know what he's got here?  -Steven Spielberg.
       +Does a firm persuasion that a thing is so make it so?  -Wm. Blake
       +Does the early bird enjoy the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the sleep?
       +Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
       +Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
       +Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
       +Don't commute, communicate.
       +Don't conscience-stricken before they're hatched.
       +Don't eat yellow snow.
       +Don't feed the bats tonight.
       +Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
       +Don't forget to run "make depend"
       +Don't get mad, make book.
       +Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
       +Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
       +Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
       +Don't let your thoughts get in a rut. The knife which spreads may also cut.
       +Don't lie if you don't have to. -Leo Szilard
       +Don't look back -- something may be gaining on you.  -Satchel Paige.
       +Don't play games with me.  You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
       +Don't put a loaded rifle on the stage unless someone intends to fire it.
       +Don't rely on your nose -- TEST ATMOSPHERE!
       +Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
       +Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.
       +Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
       +Don't try to out-weird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
       +Don't type so hard.
       +Don't vote -- it only encourages them.
       +Don't worry -- dat mine, it can't hurt us -- it's one of ours.  -Eccles
       +Don't worry if it doesn't work right; if everything did, you'd be out of a job.
       +Don't worry, it's not loaded.
       +Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist
       +Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
       +Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
       +Down with categorical imperative!
       +Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
       +Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
       +Drive defensively, buy a tank.
       +Ducking for apples.  Change one letter and it's the story of my life. _ Dorothy Parker
       +Dump time is unreasonable
       +During 1986, UNIX will dominate the low end.  J. Scanlon
       +Dyslexics of the world, untie!
       +E Pluribus Unix.
       +E Unibus Plurum.
       +E pur si muove.
       +ERROR CREEPOUT HAS BEGUN
       +EVACUATION ROUTE  ---->
       +Each man's death diminishes me for I am involved in Humanity.  -John Donne
       +Easy for you to type, I have to do all the work.
       +Eat snart foobs.  -Unknown Jerome
       +Economic analysts say that while the economy may be slowing, it is not fizzling out.
       +Edinburgh is the Reykjavik of the South.
       +Ego sum ens omnipotens.
       +Eileen L. Behr has translated her skill in public speaking into a successful career selling capacitors.
       +Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.  -Groucho Marx' last words
       +Either we are alone or we are not.  Either way is mind-boggling.
       +Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
       +English is a stretch language; one size fits all.  -W. Safire
       +Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
       +Espanol tiene demasiada mucha grammatica.
       +Even a cabbage may look at a king.
       +Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
       +Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley
       +Even paranoia can sometimes be taken to extremes.
       +Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
       +Even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
       +Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
       +Even the thousand-zloty note can't tapdance.
       +Even these days, it's not as easy to go crazy as you think.
       +Ever see what ratfor does on a syntax error in a for loop?
       +Ever wake up feeling like a null pointer? -Allan Pratt
       +Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
       +Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
       +Every day, thousands of housewives pick up speed.
       +Every excess becomes a vice.
       +Every good subversive does it for fun.  -Rich Rosen
       +Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight.
       +Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
       +Every purchase has its price.
       +Every solution breeds new problems.
       +Every time you make something foolproof, along comes a better class of fool.
       +Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
       +Everything breaks down.
       +Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the ocean.
       +Everything is funny so long as it is happening to someone else.  -Will Rogers
       +Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. - A. Einstein
       +Everything takes longer than you think.
       +Everything you know is wrong.
       +Everything's been said before, but nobody's listening, so keep repeating.
       +Ewige Blumenkraft.
       +Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike the office water cooler.
       +Excellent day to have a rotten day.
       +Excellent time to become a missing person.
       +Executive ability is in your make-up.
       +Exercise is the Yuppie version of bulemia.
       +Exhibition will continue to decline and  ultimately lead to other sources of entertainment.
       +Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.
       +Expected arrival date is presently unknown. -Dave Kristol
       +Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined.
       +Explicit liber viri elephantini.
       +External Security:
       +FORTRAN 8X combines the simplicity of PL/I and the parsimony of ADA. -S Feldman
       +Fact without theory is trivia, theory without fact is bullshit.
       +Facta, non verba -- et verbum caro factus est.
       +Facta, non verba.
       +Fairness?  Decency?  How can you expect fairness and decency on a planet of sleeping people?
       +Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
       +Far too noisy, my dear Mozart.  Far too many notes. -Emperor Ferdinand.
       +Favor negative lobes.
       +Fear is failure and the forerunner of failure.
       +Fear not, the end of the world isn't until next week.
       +Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
       +Fiat lux.
       +Fiat voluntas tua.
       +Fill what's empty; empty what's full; scratch where it itches. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
       +Find the enemy and shoot him down; everything else is rubbish. -M. von Richthofen
       +Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.
       +Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.
       +First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
       +First things first.  Why not send for the Nazis right now.
       +Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.
       +Flee at once, all is discovered.
       +Flight 23 is down in the Bermuda Triangle.
       +Florida is the "flea and tick capital of America."
       +Fnord.
       +For a good time, call 8367-3100.
       +For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
       +For me, UNIX is a way of being. -Armando P. Stettner
       +For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
       +Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown.
       +Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
       +Fortis fortuna adiuvat. - Terence
       +Fortran est; non potest legi.
       +Fortunate are they who can laugh at themselves; they will never want for amusement.
       +Fortune, good night, smile once more, turn thy wheel! - King Lear II.ii.180
       +Fortunes ... come tumbling into some men's laps. - Francis Bacon.
       +Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
       +Freedom is the right to be our own potty little selves.  -G. K. Chesterton
       +Freedom of incrustations of grime is contiguous with rectitude.
       +Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
       +Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
       +From EXPLMY: Serious internal error, check the error code in the documentation of VRFYMY.
       +Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.
       +Gaffer's tape, like The Force, has a light and a dark side and binds the universe together.
       +Gallium Arsenide is the material of the future and it always will be.
       +Generalizations are useful.  The work contained in them can be reckoned as labor and therefore can create value.  -G.W. Hegel
       +Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
       +Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
       +Gentlemen, you can't fight here.  This is the war room.
       +Get your boots on, 'cause we're gunna go in DEEP!
       +Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world.  CCFestoon
       +Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
       +Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
       +Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.
       +Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
       +Go out and see what the real world has to offer -Gerry Todd
       +Go suck on an infinite tube.
       +God does not play dice.
       +God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can choose our friends.
       +God is in the rock too -- in the rock!
       +God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
       +God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
       +God not only plays dice with the universe, He loads the dice too.
       +Gods!  A hideous beast, baying is pursuing us!
       +Golden lads and girls all must,/Like chimney sweepers, come to dust.
       +Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. - Thomas Appleton.
       +Good Rule: Don't put anything in your mouth labeled "HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED"
       +Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.
       +Good day for flaming at floyd!trb.
       +Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.
       +Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to work.
       +Good day to do the unexpected:  write some documentation.
       +Good day to let down old friends who need help.
       +Good day to write a purchase requisition for a 747.
       +Good fish get dull but sex is always fun. -- Mehinaku proverb
       +Good health is just the slowest, most lingering way of dying.
       +Good intentions don't mean anything unless they can deliver.
       +Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere
       +Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
       +Gort!  Klaatu barada...uh...uh...
       +Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some.
       +Government is just Anarchy's way of making more anarchy.
       +Graecum est; non potest legi.
       +Great shot, kid.  That was one in a million.
       +Great warrior?  Heh-heh-heh.  Wars do not make one great.
       +Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
       +Growth itself becomes the only moral end. -John Dewey
       +Guns don't kill detectives -- love does.
       +Ha! You killed my husband, Sam.  Be kind to me.
       +Had Cleopatra's nose been shorter, the whole history of the world would have been different. - Pascal
       +Hail to the sun god/He sure is a fun god/Ra! Ra! Ra!
       +Half Moon tonight.  (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
       +Hang by your pseudopod, write if you find a warm rich planet ripe for conquest.
       +Hang in there, hammock-nose.
       +Hangover is the wrath of the grapes.
       +Have a nice diurnal anomaly.
       +Have you done your Christmas chopping yet? -anon. White House Advisor 12/24/81
       +Have you hugged my T-shirt today?
       +He can't think without his hat.
       +He cried at all his own weddings, and with reason.
       +He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
       +He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
       +He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
       +He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
       +He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
       +He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
       +He serves the state best who opposes it most. -Thoreau
       +He that laugheth in the face of death haveth the last laugh.
       +He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
       +He was al coltissh, ful of ragerye,/And ful of jargon as a flekke pye. -Chaucer
       +He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
       +He who binds himself to a joy/Does the winged life destroy.  -Wm. Blake
       +He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
       +He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
       +He who has science and art has religion. -Goethe
       +He who hesitates is last.
       +He who hesitates is scrap metal.
       +He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
       +He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
       +He who keeps his nose to the grindstone, has a flat face.
       +He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
       +He who laughs, lasts.
       +He who listens last is the last one listening.
       +He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.  -H.S. Thompson
       +He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
       +He who trains his tongue to quote from learned sages will be known far and wide as a smartass.
       +He who wears belt and suspenders needs tighter belt.
       +Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
       +Help conquer the IQ shortage: worry less and think more.
       +Help me, i'm a prisoner in a chinese computer terminal!
       +Hey, I've got it -- let's put on a show!
       +Hi, this is Ken. What's the root password?
       +Hindsight is an exact science.
       +His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
       +His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
       +History is a race between education and catastrophe.  -H. G. Wells
       +Hit space to start
       +Hodie tempum scriptire in Latinum non habeo.  Cras epistlum submissibo.
       +Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
       +Home is where / is.
       +Honi soit la vache qui rit.
       +Hop before you skip.
       +Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
       +How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the chapters involving quantum mechanics.
       +How can I take an interest in my work when I don't like it?
       +How can you work when the system's so crowded?
       +How did the Universe manage to go bang in such an unreasonable way? -PCW Davies
       +How do I love thee?  Hand me my calculator...
       +How is it far, if you can think of it?
       +How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
       +How sharper than a child's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
       +How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.
       +How the elephant got into my pyjamas I'll never know.  -Marx, Animal Crackers
       +How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
       +How you look depends on where you go.
       +Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid. 
       +Human kind cannot bear very much reality. -T.S. Eliot
       +Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue.
       +Hypothesize and test.
       +I am Magnus.  You are registered in my memory banks...
       +I am a high-pressure guy, and I didn't take this job to conduct a going-out-of-business sale. - A.A. Penzias
       +I am free of the wheel of Maya; I am dead to the dance of life.
       +I am large; I contain multitudes.
       +I am the Supreme Being.  I'm not entirely dim.
       +I am the beast, I am the Word of the Aeon...I am a hell of a Holy Guru.
       +I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
       +I can call spirits from the vasty deep./Why, so can I, or so can any man.
       +I can resist everything except temptation.  -Oscar Wilde.
       +I can't decide whether to throw you overboard or just change the way you look.
       +I cannot teach him.  The boy has no patience.
       +I contradict myself?  Very well, then: I contradict myself.  I am large.
       +I dinna believe she'll hold up much longer, Captin.
       +I do not sketch or design a work, I merely begin. -Joan Miro
       +I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
       +I don't have a moral plan... I'm a Canadian. -David Cronenberg
       +I don't like to walk, and I don't like to paddle. -James Watt
       +I don't love you any more since you ate my dog.
       +I don't mind your thinking slowly; i mind your publishing faster than you think. -W. Pauli
       +I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter.
       +I hate programs that chdir on you - Boyd Roberts
       +I have 36 rolls of 5247 for our use in the laser fridge...
       +I have NEVER written a program in C!  Narain Gehani
       +I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats; I tell them the truth and they never believe me. -Cavour
       +I have everything we will need.
       +I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations.
       +I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry as I need it. -Cage
       +I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion.
       +I haven't lost my mind.  I've got it backed up on tape somewhere.
       +I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel.
       +I kissed my first cigarette on the herpolhode lying in the invariable plane.
       +I kissed my first cigarette on the stage unless someone intends to fire it.
       +I kissed my first lady and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I have never had time for tobacco since. -Arturo Toscanini
       +I know nothing.  -Ken Thompson
       +I know the difference between real-real and drug-real.
       +I like user-hostile ignorance-based amateur systems.
       +I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
       +I love Pascal ... I'm also into leather.
       +I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
       +I love you.
       +I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
       +I never dringk ... wine.  -Bela Lugosi
       +I never refuse. I never contradict. I sometimes forget. -Disraeli
       +I knew it was coming and I still felt as if I'd swallowed a snowcone whole.
       +I regard an original error as better than a borrowed truth. -Merton.
       +I regard an original error as better than no Moon at all.
       +I see no login here!
       +I see only darkness in the crystal ball
       +I sense something -- a presence I haven't felt since....
       +I taught him everything he knows.  Now he knows more.  -Randal L. Schwartz
       +I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
       +I think Isaac Newton is doing most of the driving right now.
       +I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
       +I think that I shall never see a billboard as lovely as a tree. -Ogden Nash
       +I think; therefore I am confused.
       +I was just going to call you.
       +I will not suffer fools gladly, but I will gladly make fools suffer. -Bimmler
       +I wish I had time to explain dimensional transcendentalism -Dr. Who
       +I wish you humans would leave me alone.
       +I wonder what will happen if I touch these two wires together.
       +I would be perfectly happy being Kepler, [but] I have been Kepler many times over.-B. Mandelbrot
       +I wouldn't let a knight out on a dog like this!
       +I wouldn't marry her to a ten foot Pole.
       +I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole.
       +I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
       +I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. -Martin Mull
       +I'd rather have my mail delivered by Lockheed than ride in a plane built by the Post Office.
       +I'll eat it if I'm wrong.  I mean a potato. - Danny Sleator
       +I'll produce anything that gets high ratings.  -Anonymous NBC official
       +I'll smoke when the pope's wife takes the pill.
       +I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
       +I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
       +I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
       +I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
       +I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
       +I'm sorry, but I've made other plans.
       +I've done this before and never had any trouble.
       +I've got a ferret sticking up my nose.
       +ICIKL: DO I = 1 /* BY +1 FELTETELEZESEVEL */ TO 2*N;
       +IOT trap -- core dumped
       +IOT trap -- core melted
       +If A=B and B=C, then A=C, except where void or prohibited by law.  -Roy Santoro
       +If Congress must do a painful thing, it must be done in an odd-numbered year.
       +If God could perform the tricks we do, He'd be a happy man.
       +If God had meant Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
       +If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
       +If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
       +If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
       +If God meant for Texans to ski, He would have made them a mountain.
       +If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate.
       +If I could remember the names of all these particles I would have been a botanist. -- Enrico Fermi
       +If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.  -Albert Einstein
       +If I had to choose between System V and 4.2, I'd resign. - Peter Honeyman
       +If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
       +If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach.
       +If I should return in my absence, kindly detain me until I get back.
       +If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell it to you.  -Samuel Goldwyn
       +If Lincoln were alive today he would be spinning in his grave. -G. Ford
       +If MS/DOS is the only operating system you're ever going to use, then the procedure is simple
       +If a thousand people say a foolish thing, it remains a foolish thing.
       +If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
       +If anything can go wrong, it will.
       +If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
       +If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
       +If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?
       +If butterflies had teeth like tigers they would never make it out of the hangar.
       +If double-bubble inflation did occur, then the shadow world is exponentially uninteresting.
       +If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation.
       +If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
       +If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills.
       +If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
       +If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
       +If it happens, it must be possible.
       +If it isn't like TECO, it's not worth using. -Rae McLellan
       +If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
       +If it were dangerous they would post a sign...
       +If it's boring, turn it off.
       +If it's gratitude you want, get a dog. -P. T. Barnum
       +If it's not broken, don't fix it.
       +If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
       +If it's worth doing well, it's worth doing.
       +If more is better then too much is just enough.
       +If music be the breakfast food of love, kindly do not disturb until lunch time. 
       +If some day it should happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
       +If the "medium is the message" then the message of low-bandwidth timesharing is "blah". -- Alan Kay
       +If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
       +If the coin is heads up don't pick it up.
       +If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
       +If the facts do not support the theory, they must be disposed of.
       +If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it elect a new people?
       +If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.
       +If there are any resources you need to get this job done, just let us know.
       +If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?  -Art Hoppe
       +If they gave me a goldfish, I would cook it. -Feng Jicai
       +If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
       +If voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
       +If we turn on the lights fast enough, we'll see what the dark looks like.
       +If we'd all been living in California, we wouldn't have worked at ALL.
       +If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
       +If you can't find enough radiation at Ralph's, you can probably do without it.
       +If you can't stand the heat, remove your clothing!
       +If you cannot convince them, confuse them.  -Harry S. Truman
       +If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
       +If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
       +If you don't insist on correct answers, I can make it run as fast as you want.
       +If you don't know where you're going, it doesn't matter how you get there.
       +If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
       +If you don't pay attention to every little detail, you miss most of the jokes.
       +If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
       +If you grab the bull by the horns, feathers will fly.
       +If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
       +If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
       +If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
       +If you know high class quality merchandise, you know this is CHEAP!
       +If you start now you might finish on time.
       +If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
       +If you take the last cup, make a new pot.
       +If you take the last pot, make a new cup.
       +If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
       +If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
       +If you think it's hard going to the moon, you should try staying home.
       +If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
       +If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. K Thompson
       +If you want to have clean ideas, change them like shirts.
       +If you were able to count up to infinity I'll bet you would never get over it.
       +If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
       +If you're feeling good, don't worry.  You'll get over it.
       +If you're not apprehensive then you don't understand the situation.
       +If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
       +If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment. - E. Rutherford
       +Ignore alien orders.
       +Ignore previous fortune.
       +Ignore the fatal errors. It's O.K.
       +Il faut cultiver son jardins.  -Voltaire
       +Illegal Arbitrator - Line 23
       +Illegitimi non carborundum.
       +Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
       +In Africa the tusks are too firmly rooted, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
       +In addition to a yes and a no, the universe contains a maybe. -D. Finkelstein
       +In an evolving universe, who stands still moves backwards.
       +In any society, the correct pronunciation is the dialect that has an army.
       +In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!".
       +In challenging a kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient.
       +In communism Man exploits Man.  In capitalism it's the other way around.
       +In comparison with the ancients, we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants. -Bernard of Chartres
       +In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni.
       +In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
       +In nature there is immediate adjustment but no compulsion. -Chuang Chou
       +In order to make an omelette, you have to break a few cooks.
       +In rebus mathematicis errores quam minimi non sunt contemnendi.
       +In the Unix tradition, vi is intended to be a small tool that does one thing well.
       +In the future, all programmers will be able to use malloc.
       +In the land of the blind the one-eyed man can see across the road and prove it.
       +In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
       +In the land of the one-eyed men, the blind have to wear glasses.
       +In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
       +Incest, like charity, begins at home.
       +Insanity is always the best defense against boredom.
       +Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.  -N. Wirth
       +Intermittent resolutions lack potency. -Robert Silverberg
       +Into each life a little fallout must rain. -Baba Rebop
       +It got to a point where I had to get a haircut or a violin. -F.D.Roosevelt
       +It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
       +It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
       +It is a very sad thing nowadays that there is so little useless information.
       +It is absurd to deny the role of fantasy in even the strictest science. -Lenin
       +It is bad luck to be superstitious.  -Andrew W. Mathis
       +It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
       +It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
       +It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.
       +It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness, except at the Browns Ferry reactor.
       +It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.  -Milton
       +It is better to wear out than to rust out.
       +It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
       +It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect one.
       +It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect?
       +It is fruitless to become lachrymal over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
       +It is hard to sit with the turkeys when you soar with the eagles.
       +It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
       +It is the business of the future to be dangerous.  -Hawkwind
       +It is the wise bird who builds her nest in a tree.
       +It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down. -Paul Newman
       +It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
       +It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
       +It steam-engines when it becomes steam-engine time.  -Charles Fort
       +It takes approximately two minutes to reposition the continents from one geological era to another.
       +It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
       +It works better if you plug it in.
       +It would appear that even BTL employees put their pants on one leg at a time.
       +It would be wise to cut expectations in half.
       +It's 5 o'clock.  Do you know where your files are?
       +It's Your Environment -- Use It Up!
       +It's a hardware problem.
       +It's a sad woman who buys her own perfume.
       +It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it.
       +It's a software problem.
       +It's a useless but absolutely vital precaution.
       +It's an empty head that wears a hairpiece. - Pauline Kael
       +It's business doing pleasure with you.
       +It's clever, but is it art?
       +It's deja vu all over again.
       +It's difficult to explain Kleenex to an aborigine.
       +It's earlier than you think.
       +It's funny how they work so well, even when they're not appropriate.
       +It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
       +It's hard to be mellow when you bite your nails.
       +It's hard to be mellow when you can't stand up.
       +It's hard to love someone who looks down on you because your hands get bloody protecting him.
       +It's just a silly native superstition.
       +It's later than you think.
       +It's lonely at the top, but it's lonelier at the bottom.
       +It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
       +It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.  -Boston Mayor Kevin White
       +It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen.
       +It's not cool enough for the eighties.
       +It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
       +It's not my fault -- it's a mechanical problem!
       +It's not my fault!
       +It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
       +It's not reality that's important, it's how you perceive things.
       +It's not the time between the takes that takes the time - it's changing your mind between the takes that takes the time. -Stage Dept.
       +It's not the time it takes to take the takes that takes the time, it's the time it takes between the takes that takes the time. -S. Spielberg
       +It's not the years, it's the mileage.
       +It's only a game!
       +It's simple, clean, it works, and you can get it right now. -Mike O'Dell
       +It's some kind of instinct...This was an important place in their lives.
       +It's the law: Use a pun, go to prism (for minor refractions of the law only!)
       +It's the thought, if any, that counts! -Dick Grantges
       +It's time to gearshift up from the crawl we've been in to a full trot. - Jack Scanlon
       +It's worse than being at the theatre.
       +Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.
       +Jesus Rodrigues has a 9-inch duck.
       +Jesus saves, Moses invests, the Mongol Hoards, but only Buddha pays dividends.
       +Join me and I will complete your training.
       +Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
       +Just be glad you don't get all the government you pay for.  -Will Rogers
       +Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
       +Justice for the poor is much less popular than revenge on the rich.
       +Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.
       +Ken Thompson can't beat Belle.  So what?  How fast can Seymour Cray add?
       +Kids are always the only future the human race has. -William Saroyan
       +Kill ugly radio!
       +Klaatu barada nikto.
       +Kleeneliness is next to Goedeliness.
       +Label on a bottle of pills: "Do not take these pills if this label is missing"
       +Lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
       +Lando's not a system, he's a man.  He's a gambler, scoundrel.  You'd like him.
       +Language is a virus from outer space.  -William Burroughs.
       +Language is all that separates us from the lower animals and the bureaucrats.
       +Last login: Sat Aug 10 09:22:14 on ttym0
       +Laugh and the world laughs with you;  snore and you sleep alone.
       +Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.
       +Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, `Hold, enough!'
       +Leadership means taxes.
       +Lest men suspect your tale untrue,/Keep probability in view.  -John Gay (1727)
       +Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
       +Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
       +Let no one unskilled in geometry enter here.  -Plato
       +Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
       +Let sleeping wraiths lie.
       +Let's just take this shortcut across this field.  That bull doesn't see us.
       +Let's look at the record.  -Al Smith
       +Li'l dollink, always fetful.
       +Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
       +Life is a game:  whoever dies with the most toys wins.
       +Life is a giant shell and we're just processes.
       +Life is a mystery -- love is a dancer.
       +Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
       +Life is hard but unjust.
       +Life is just a bowl.
       +Life is not for everyone.  -M. O'Donoghue
       +Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
       +Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
       +Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Oreos.
       +Little things come in small packages.
       +Live forever, or die trying.
       +Live long and perspire.
       +Living in the past has one thing in its favour - it's cheaper.
       +Load average too high now (11.358253), please try later
       +Local disks are our FORTRAN.  -Warren Teitelman
       +Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught.
       +Longevity is an optimist's heaven and a pessimist's hell.
       +Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.
       +Look on my works, oh ye mighty, and giggle.
       +Lord?  We don't have no lord.  We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
       +Lose a few, lose a few.
       +Losing your servo track is just God's way of saying `BOOGA, BOOGA!'
       +Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
       +Love is a many gendered thing.
       +Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.
       +Love is only love, but money is forever.
       +Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
       +Love, and do what thou wilt.
       +Luchamos contra el Wombat, otra enemigo de la humanidad. -Frente Wombato de Liberacion Nacional
       +Luke, don't give in to hate.  That leads to the dark side.
       +MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
       +Machne oprating at olny tn prcnt eficiency.
       +Macro context switch under way, please do not log out!
       +Make War, not Love: killing is fun too. -Nicholas von Hoffman
       +Make a list of all the facts you know about the universe.
       +Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it. -DM Ritchie
       +Make use of whatever advanced technology is available
       +Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
       +Making outside money using our computers has resulted in suspension.
       +Making sense makes more sense than not making sense. -T. Duff
       +Male tyrannosaurs may have used their diminutive front legs to titillate female partners, but this will not explain why they got so small. - Gould and Lewontin
       +Man cannot live by bread alone: frequently, there must be beverage, too.
       +Man cannot live by bread alone; he needs a little peanut butter on it.
       +Man has created death.  -William Butler Yeats
       +Man is in doubt to deem himself a god or beast. -Alexander Pope
       +Man is in session.
       +Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
       +Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
       +Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.
       +Many are called, few volunteer.
       +Many are cold, but few are frozen.
       +Many pages make a thick book.
       +Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
       +Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon.
       +Masterpieces make their own rules.
       +May I have a large container of coffee?
       +May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
       +May you live all the days of your life.
       +May your rolling stone always grow grass that is greener underneath.
       +Maybe I should have screwed up. - Ken Thompson
       +Mcc may be slow and generate bad code, but it took a long time to develop.
       +Medeis ageometretos eisito mou ten stegen.  -Plato
       +Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
       +Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.  -Dorothy Parker.
       +Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
       +Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
       +Micronics makes it simple.
       +Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
       +Military justice is to justice as military music is to music.  -Clemenceau
       +Military music is to music as military intelligence is to intelligence
       +Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
       +Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
       +Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
       +Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
       +Money cannot buy happiness, but happiness will not buy groceries.
       +Money is a terrible thing to follow but a charming thing to meet.
       +Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
       +Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
       +Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
       +Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope/The Lord's anointed temple.  -MacBeth
       +Most users are within a 10 mile radius.
       +Mr. President!  We cannot allow ... a MINE-SHAFT GAP!
       +Multi sunt vocati, pauci vero electi.
       +Multilevel standards are like onions. They're smelly and make you cry a lot. -Ron Natalie
       +My broker is E. F. Hutton, and E. F. Hutton says...
       +My karma just ran over your dogma.
       +My program is so jammed with clever tricks - GJ Holzmann
       +My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
       +NOT NOT NOT ALLOWED
       +Naked is the best disguise.
       +National security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
       +Need a personal problem? Get a personal computer. - C. P. Killian
       +Neither a borrower nor a lender be/For loan oft loses both itself and friend.
       +Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohol.  -Strummer/Jones
       +Netnews is someone yelling "Anybody wanna buy a used car?" in a crowded theater.
       +Never argue with a fool -- people might not know the difference.
       +Never attribute to malice what can be found in scientific american, under computer recreations.
       +Never buy a case of wine with eleven bottles.
       +Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.
       +Never eat anything bigger than your head.
       +Never eat in a restaurant that rotates or is above the 10th floor.
       +Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
       +Never give a inch!
       +Never hatchet your Counts before they chicken.
       +Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
       +Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
       +Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
       +Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
       +Never worry the boss unnecessarily.  Don't tell him.
       +New career ideas are worth pursuing.
       +New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
       +Niagara Falls is the second-biggest disappointment in a bride's life. -O. Wilde
       +Niagara Falls is the wise bird who builds her nest in a chinese computer terminal!
       +Niagara Falls would be much more impressive if it flowed the other way. - Oscar Wilde
       +Nihilism means nothing to the dancing peasants.
       +Nihilism should commence with oneself.
       +No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
       +No branch is better than its trunk.
       +No directory
       +No directory!  Logging in with home=/
       +No good deed goes unpunished.  -Clare Booth Luce.
       +No jaggies!
       +No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
       +No mistake is too small to be fixed, but first make sure it's a mistake.
       +No news is good news.
       +No note is too high to be taken down an octave.
       +No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
       +No two ways about it, there are two sides to every story.
       +No user jobs will be lost because of the crash.
       +Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
       +Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
       +Nobody goes to the theatre unless suffering from acute bronchitis.
       +Nobody is truly sane until he feels gratitude to the whole universe.
       +Nobody knows anything, or if they do, they are careful to hide the fact.
       +Nobody takes computer graphics seriously, even the guys that do it. -T. Duff
       +Non serviam.
       +Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
       +Not all the water in a rough rude sea/Can wash the balm from an anointed king.
       +Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on Sundays.
       +Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
       +Nothing difficult is ever easy.  -Steve Falco
       +Nothing is as easy as it looks.
       +Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison.
       +Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
       +Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
       +Nothing is true.  Everything is permissible.  -Hassan i Sabbah
       +Nothing matters indeed, it's all in your mind...
       +Nothing more certain than incertainties; Fortune is full of fresh variety: Constant in nothing but inconstancy. - Richard Barnfield.
       +Nothing of interest ever happened on this day.
       +Nothing works.  No one knows why.  And some jerk is talking French. -Bob Lied
       +Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
       +Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer in Northern California.
       +Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this sun of York.
       +O brave new world,/That has such people in't!
       +O dear Ophelia! I am ill at these numbers: I have not art to reckon my groans.
       +O.T.O. wants you.
       +OK, I think I understand.
       +OS 360 -- Not uranium.
       +Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
       +Of all things man is the measure.  -Protagoras
       +Oh, don't the days seem lank and long, when all goes right and nothing goes wrong.
       +Oh, so there you are!
       +Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
       +Old age -- it's the only disease that you don't look forward to being cured of.
       +Omnibus ex nihil ducendis sufficit unum.  -Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz
       +On a clear disk you can seek forever.
       +Once TOAD is operational, how frequently would you expect to access TOAD?
       +One Bell System -- it sometimes works.
       +One Bell System -- it works.
       +One bad apple can ruin a snake.
       +One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms.  -H. L. Mencken
       +One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
       +One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
       +One picture is worth 128k words.
       +One scythe fits all.
       +One starts life with a swelled head and ends with swelled feet. -Ezra Pound
       +Only %d shopping days until Christmas.
       +Only God can make a random selection.
       +Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
       +Only two things are infinite: the universe and human ignorance. -A. Einstein
       +Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, or is that ontology recapitulates philology?
       +Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.  -Haeckel
       +Ontogeny rehashes phylogeny.
       +Ooh, Andy Tannenbaum?  His netnews is SO derivative.
       +Options can cause undesirable operations, so it is important to ensure they are set up properly.
       +Order ignorant aliens.
       +Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
       +Otto's too so-so to toss soot, too sot to toot SOSs. So?
       +Our ancestors may have been ignorant, but they were not stupid.
       +Our sponsor thought it was for ADA. In fact it was for C.
       +Our vision will speed up time, eventually deleting it.  -Alexander Schure
       +Out of memory saving lines for undo - try using ed.
       +Out of the mouths of babes comes semi-digested Pablum.
       +Overall there is a smell of fried onions.  (fnord)
       +Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
       +Panem et circenses, that's what the public wants.
       +Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.
       +Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway oh, God, I'm so depressed...
       +Passing over a black hole temporarily disables ship.
       +Password:
       +People get it into their heads that this is a democracy.  Well it isn't. -gwl
       +People never go there anymore; it's too crowded. -Yogi Berra
       +People really shouldn't spread gossip, but what else is it good for?
       +People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the front of the bus.
       +People usually do what other people have done before them.
       +People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. -Jon Bentley
       +People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
       +People who think they know everything greatly annoy us who do.
       +People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
       +Per omnia saecula vombatidae.
       +Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
       +Perfect love casteth out fear.
       +Person who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
       +Personality is a flimsy thing on which to build an art. -John Cage
       +Philosophy is the Rule of Life.
       +Philosopy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
       +Physician, bill thyself.
       +Planning dooms most projects.
       +Please log off, the computer is out to get in your room and drink?
       +Please log off, the computer is out to lunch.
       +Please take note:
       +Please to remember the Fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
       +Plunk your magic twanger, froggy.
       +Pluralites non est punenda sine necessitate.  -Wm. of Occam
       +Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
       +Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
       +Populus vult decipi.
       +Pornography is in the groin of the beholder. -William F. Buckley
       +Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
       +Post proelium, praemium.
       +Pregnant ropuli.
       +Premature optimization is the root of all evil.  -D. E. Knuth
       +Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
       +Prevention makes the heart grow fonder.
       +Primate behaviour only changes under the impact of new technology.
       +Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
       +Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -Don Marquis
       +Programming and puddings demand consistency.
       +Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
       +Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
       +Proofreading is more effective after publication.
       +Proper planning includes admitting that your plan may not work.
       +Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
       +Put not your trust in money, but your money in trust.
       +Put your mouth where your mouth is.
       +Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only one we've got.
       +Quantum mechanics do it with uncertainty.
       +Questions are a burden for others; answers are a prison for oneself.
       +Rain before sunset, dark by midnight.
       +Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
       +Reach out and grep someone.
       +Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
       +Real programmers can't say `lint' without adding `hbaxcu' -Wm Leler
       +Real programs don't eat cache.
       +Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.
       +Reality is good for you...in small doses.
       +Reality is silly-putty.  -Paul Krassner
       +Reality seems harsher in the early morning.
       +Reason establishes the foundation of faith. Faith compensates the error of reason.
       +Reason is a universal instrument which can serve on any kind of occasion. -Descartes
       +Reform always comes from below.  No man with four aces asks for a new deal.
       +Regnant populi.
       +Rei panta.
       +Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
       +Remember that "almost" means "not".
       +Remember the Unknown Buffalo.
       +Remember when you asked me to tell you when you were being inconsiderate?
       +Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Pla-gi-a-rize! -Tom Lehrer
       +Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
       +Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
       +Render unto Caesar if line 54 is larger than line 62.
       +Repetition is a form of change.  -B. Eno
       +Research is a great career: you get paid for looking, regardless of results.
       +Respect you in the morning?!  Hell, I don't even respect you now.
       +Restrain your octopus!  The canoes are going fishing tomorrow.
       +Ring around the collar.
       +Ring the bell; close the book; quench the candle.
       +Ritual is to the inner sciences what experiment is to the outer sciences. -Leary
       +Rog-O-Matic callidus est.
       +Rog-O-Matic perditus est.
       +Rog-O-Matic's not expert enough. It could handle rogue, but it couldn't handle More.
       +Rotten wood can not be carved  -Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
       +Round numbers are always false.  -Samuel Johnson (c. 1750)
       +Rule 5 Violation
       +SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out. Ken Thompson
       +SYS ERROR 0 - no error detected
       +Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
       +Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
       +Save a forest -- eat a beaver!
       +Save the dot files!
       +Save yourself!  Reboot in 5 seconds!
       +Say "no" to long-sleeved shirts!!  Support your right to bare arms!
       +Say your prayers, you're going to Zen heaven.
       +Schroedinger might have been here.
       +Schroedinger's cat is sitting on Heisenberg's shoulder and they are both laughing at you.
       +Scintillate, scintillate, aster minific.
       +Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else.
       +Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
       +Secret mail has arrived.
       +See that ocean -- that used to be some ocean. -Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City
       +Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand.
       +Self denial is better than self degradation.
       +Sell everything. Market top has been reached. -Joseph Granville
       +Send not to ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
       +Señor, if you hurry from here, you will wait longer there. -Mexico taxi driver
       +Sex with someone you don't love is just gymnastics--and I hate exercise. -John Derek
       +Shadows slick as eels slither through.
       +Share your happiness with others today.
       +She canna take much more o' this, Mr. Spock.
       +Shift to the left!  Shift to the right! Pop up! Push Down! Byte, byte, byte!
       +Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
       +Si nummi immunis.
       +Silver is pure. It's been a symbol of justice and purity since the year of the sun.
       +Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
       +Sink or Swim with Teddy!
       +Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
       +Smile ... tomorrow will be worse.
       +Smoked carp is terrible unless you're out of smoked salmon.
       +Smooth rotation butters no parsnips.  -J. W. Tukey
       +Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
       +Snob intellectual bachelors can't have fun in San Antonio.  -Ted Nelson
       +Snoopy has fleas.
       +Snow Day -- stay home.
       +So long as radicals honor theory over facts, they will continue to dismantle their successes.
       +So narrow minded is the boss that he has to stack his ideas vertically.
       +Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
       +Soft soap often has a high percentage of lye in it. -- Salada Tea
       +Solve et coagule.
       +Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed. -- Francis Bacon
       +Some day this war's gonna end.
       +Some men are discovered; others are found out.
       +Some of us feel that there is a loss of scholarship here, and we're not too happy about it. -Irvin Lustig
       +Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
       +Some things are better left unsaid.
       +Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -Sigmund Freud
       +Sometimes it seems to me that men are children grown incompetent. -Carl Whitaker
       +Sometimes you've gotta give it all you've got, because it just isn't enough.
       +Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
       +Sooner or later everybody's gotta pay their tab.
       +Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
       +Space travel is utter bilge.  -Sir Richard Van Der Riet Wolley
       +Spare no expense to save money on this one.  -Samuel Goldwyn
       +Speaking of poison, I'll see that you get some fresh breakfast immediately.
       +Specialization is for insects.  -Robt. A. Heinlein
       +Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.
       +Split a stick of wood, and the Christ is there, too.
       +Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
       +Stack overflow in crawlout.  User environment re-initialized.  (FATAL$)
       +Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
       +Status: R
       +Stay away from flying saucers today.
       +Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
       +Stereotypes are one of the worst things in the world. -miteddie!nessus
       +Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a laser beam is another matter.
       +Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
       +Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
       +Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
       +Stop worrying, you'll never get out of this world alive.
       +Subject: Re: Re: Clar ... HUMBUG! - Wrongthink st - (nf)
       +Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.
       +Sum quod eris.
       +Sun UNIX 4.2 Release 1.1 (IAS) #1: Tue Jan 29 01:25:15 PST 1985
       +Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison.
       +Sure [Somoza]'s a son-of-a-bitch, but he's OUR son-of-a-bitch.  -F.D. Roosevelt
       +Surprise due today.  Also the rent.
       +Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.
       +Surveillance should precede salientation.
       +System down Tues. am for COBOL compiler installation.
       +System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crash.
       +System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in barrels.
       +System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in half an hour.
       +System going down in 5 minutes.
       +System might crash at any moment.
       +System went down at Fri Dec 13 21:54:56 1901
       +TERROR IN THE OUTPUT FILE  A  A
       +TNT allows students the freedom to make mistakes.
       +TSO -- it may be slow, but it's hard to use.
       +Tai Chi is self-defense for people on Quaaludes.
       +Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
       +Take care of your peonies and the dahlias will take care of themselves.
       +Te ayudare a recorder la cantidad a indoctos si releesme bien.
       +Teach it ... phenomenology.
       +Technological unemployment is total today -- 300 years ago we were all farmers.
       +Tell the girls to slice the ham thin.
       +Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
       +Terminals at home are always in the bedroom.
       +Thank God I'm an atheist.  -Aleister Crowley
       +Thank you for choosing UNIX -- batteries not included, some assembly required.
       +That goes against the laws of Physics.
       +That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
       +That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in itself.
       +That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
       +That which does not kill me missed.
       +That which is above is in that which is below.
       +That's as American as pie charts.
       +That's the nice thing about standards -- there's so many to choose from. -trb
       +The $SIGNON command is a risky practice.
       +The 3B2 Model 100 - the first machine with cat -v in ROM!
       +The Angels want to wear my red shoes.
       +The Beatles?  Isn't that Paul McCartney's old band?
       +The Blit is a nice terminal, but it runs emacs.
       +The Constitution gives us freedom of religion, not freedom from religion -R Reagan
       +The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
       +The Force is strong with this one.
       +The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
       +The Government urges you to remain calm.
       +The Inuit have dozens of words for snow, so why do the Dutch only have one word for rain?
       +The Italians make money out of funding their own deficit.
       +The Luddites always lose.  Always.
       +The Moral Majority are the people our ancestors came from Europe to escape.
       +The PIXAR -- it's not just a job, it's an adventure.
       +The SUN really is a hunk of junk. - Tom Duff
       +The Tao which can be talked about is not the Tao.  -Lao Tzu
       +The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
       +The UFO and the BVM seem to be the same phenomenon.  -Jacques Vallee
       +The UNIX system is harder to use than a toaster.  -Kaare Christian
       +The United States Army: 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.
       +The aim of existence is to have clean ideas, change them like shirts.
       +The aim of existence is to offer resistance to the flow of time.
       +The answer you seek is in an envelope.
       +The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
       +The average legislator is somewhere nearly all the time. -Herb Nore
       +The barge was in my blind spot. - Peter Hobson, Cambridge cox
       +The best prophet of the future is the past.
       +The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.
       +The boundary condition of the universe is that it has no boundary. - S. Hawking
       +The check is in the mail.
       +The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
       +The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
       +The connotation depends on the beacon. - Mark V. Shaney
       +The contrary of a compound is the aggregate of the contraries of the components. - De Morgan
       +The contrary of an aggregate is the compound of the contraries of the aggregates. - De Morgan
       +The coroner gave you a clean bill of health.
       +The darkest hour is just before the storm.
       +The dawning of the Information Age is bringing about dramatic changes in the fundamental fabric of our civilization. - AA Penzias
       +The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
       +The difference between a thief and the IRS is that the thief doesn't audit you afterwards.
       +The difficult we gave up on yesterday, the impossible we are giving up on now.
       +The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
       +The early worm gets the bird.
       +The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
       +The empty fist always makes the deepest wound.
       +The end is closer than you think.
       +The end justifies the meanness.
       +The enemy is ignorance [our own].  -Ezra Pound
       +The eyes believe themselves, the ears believe other people.
       +The fear of the lord was discovered before vitamins.
       +The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
       +The first step in fixing something is getting it to break.
       +The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - Henry VI, part II.
       +The fit between the world and the human symbols describing it is never perfect.
       +The following file systems are due for backup at this time:
       +The fruits of impatience are bitter.
       +The function of the sun is not to help the cabbages along. - Flaubert
       +The further you get, the better it looks.
       +The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
       +The future isn't what it used to be. -Arthur C. Clarke
       +The gods do not protect fools.  Fools are protected by more capable fools.
       +The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
       +The hardest part of raising children is teaching them to ride bicycles.
       +The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
       +The human brain is not a pretty sight.
       +The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it.  -Peter Medawar
       +The invention of the multiple-choice exam was the death blow to competent writing.
       +The judge's jokes are always funny.
       +The ketchup of sorrow is better than the mustard of happiness.
       +The last twenty-nine days of the month are the worst. -Nicola Tesla
       +The lion will lie down with the lamb, but the lamb won't get much sleep.
       +The love of money is the mucilage of many a tragic friendship -Stuart McMillan
       +The man of knowledge can see several things at once.
       +The map is not the territory. -A. E. Van Vogt, in World of Null-A
       +The measure of the rigor of a science is the index of its ability to predict.
       +The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are careful to hide the fact.
       +The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are pronounced "o".
       +The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
       +The more complicated the mind, the more simple the play.
       +The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
       +The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
       +The move of bambam functionality to the new AP bugs is re-scheduled to Friday night
       +The nervous system sees no color, feels no pain.  -T. Leary
       +The null string has always been a locksmith.  -Albert Einstein
       +The null string has always been a productive source of off-by-0 errors.
       +The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. - 2nd Edition UNIX manual
       +The number of approved [COBOL] subsets has been reduced from 104,976 to 54. - JM Triance
       +The official state animal of New York is the cabbie.
       +The official state tree of North Dakota is the telephone pole?
       +The one interesting fact about the Diplodocus is that the accent is on the second syllable.
       +The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.
       +The only one who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
       +The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors.
       +The only sure things in life are net.suicide and net.taxes.
       +The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
       +The only way out of a circle is through the center.
       +The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
       +The opposite of a trivial truth is false; the opposite of a great truth is also true.
       +The pale companion is not for our pomp.
       +The pearl the squirrel the girl hit bit split.
       +The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.
       +The play's the thing/Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
       +The plural of spouse is spice.
       +The polhode rolls without slipping on the herpolhode lying in the invariable plane.
       +The problem with a just economy is, who runs the Bureau of Economic Justice?
       +The prudent man does not hold his breath.
       +The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that ontology recapitulates philology.
       +The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that they are pronounced "o".
       +The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.
       +The rich man has his motor car, His country and his town estate.  He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. - F. P. Adams
       +The screen rectangle must be charged with emotion.  Hitchcock
       +The sheep - symbolic creature of docility, sacrifice and stupidity.
       +The shorter the line, the slower it moves.
       +The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
       +The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  -Noelie Altito
       +The skeletons in the cupboard will all come out in the wash.
       +The solution to the problem of life is seen in the vanishing of the problem.
       +The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
       +The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.
       +The sterile pleasure of being right tends to get stale in the course of a lifetime.  EW Dijkstra
       +The strength of a nation lies in the integrity of its homes.  -Confucius
       +The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
       +The sword he sang a song of death/But could not make the sickle yield.  -Blake
       +The thing about Chinatown is, you can never be sure of anything down there.
       +The three laws of physics: f=ma; things fall down; you can't push a rope.
       +The tide of change approaches.
       +The time is right to make new friends.
       +The unexamined life is not worth examining.
       +The universe is laughing behind your back.
       +The vanity of teaching often tempteth a man to forget that he is a blockhead.
       +The voice of the people is odd,/It is, and it is not, the voice of God. -Pope
       +The wheels of justice grind slow but fine.
       +The whole UNIX operating system was ripped off electronically.
       +The whole UNIX operating system whose documentation fits in a chinese computer terminal!
       +The wise shepherdess never trusts her flock to a smiling wolf.
       +The world cannot be understood from a single point of view.  -Eleanor Roosevelt
       +The world ended yesterday-this is only a dream!
       +The world ended yesterday-why are you still here?
       +The world is a conspiracy of the unthinking against the unwitting.
       +The world is all that is the case. -Wittgenstein
       +The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!
       +Them that dishes it out need not fall over every time someone blows hard.
       +There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
       +There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,/Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
       +There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
       +There are no color bars in Cuba.
       +There are only three kinds of proof:  induction, exhaustion, and intimidation.
       +There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who are, and those who aren't.
       +There is a 10% penalty for getting yourself killed.
       +There is a fly on your nose.
       +There is a person with a shovel behind you ready to crack open your skull!
       +There is a tide in the affairs of men/Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. - Julius Caesar IV.iii.217
       +There is a world in which this sentence ends with a different word.
       +There is no bottom to worse.
       +There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
       +There is no gift like the present.
       +There is no governor anywhere; you are absolutely free.
       +There is no language in our lungs.
       +There is no present like the TIMES.
       +There is no present like time.
       +There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde
       +There is no time like the pleasant.
       +There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
       +There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
       +There must be a minimum of two responsible people per subdomain. - Mark Horton
       +There used to be men and women.  Now there are men and persons.
       +There was a phone call for you.
       +There'll always be an England - if not it would be necessary to invent one.
       +There's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
       +There's a difference between ethical people and nice people.  You can't trust nice people.
       +There's a divinity that shapes our ends,/Rough-hew them how we will.
       +There's a sucker reborn every minute.
       +There's always one more bug.
       +There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
       +There's insanity in my family; starting with me, tonight.
       +There's no place like home.
       +There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.
       +There's something in this universe that I don't understand. -T. Duff
       +These calculations even schoolchildren can master in three-four days. -Maimonides
       +These numbers DO NOT appear to belong to anybody: 315 323 372 375 602 765 772 903 914
       +These widows, sir, are the most perverse creatures in the world. - Joseph Addison.
       +They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... -- last words of Gen. John Sedgewick
       +They laughed at Copernicus; they laughed at Galileo; they laughed at Bozo the Clown.
       +They live happiest who have forgiven most.
       +They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk was played by William Shatner and the evil one by Gavin McLeod.
       +They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk wore cottons and wools and the evil Kirk wore nylons and polyesters.
       +They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
       +Things always look darkest just before they go totally black.  -Col. Hannibal Smith
       +Things are more like they are now then they have ever been before. -Dwight D Eisenhower
       +Things are more like they used to be than they are new.
       +Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
       +Things are only as bad as they are and can only get worse if they do!
       +Things that go without saying go even better if they are said.  -Talleyrand
       +Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.
       +Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
       +This *means* something.  -R. Neary
       +This algorithm is prevented in the style of Dijkstra's guarded cowhands.
       +This fortune intentionally not included.
       +This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
       +This fortune is self-explanatory, once you understand it.
       +This fortune left blank intentionally.
       +This fortune was not meant for you.
       +This is Emmanuel. I got him from Emmanuel Training School. He's Emmanuel like.
       +This is a full standard Kernighan & Ritchie C compiler.
       +This machine does not exist!  Boy am I confused!
       +This refutation can only be refuted by a proof. - van den Herik 1985
       +This space available.  Call 686-7600 for details.
       +This statement is a lie.
       +This system hasn't crashed in ages.
       +This terminal is not for your use, please log off!
       +This time for sure!
       +This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
       +This will hurt me more than it hurts you.
       +Thos who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
       +Those who can't write, write manuals.
       +Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
       +Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
       +Those who can, do; those who can't, write.  Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
       +Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
       +Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose.
       +Those who talk don't know. Those who don't talk, know.
       +Thrashing is just before they go totally black.  -Col. Hannibal Smith
       +Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
       +Three shoes do not a hat make.
       +Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. -Mark Twain
       +Time ends here, please go back the way you came.
       +Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
       +Time is nature's way of making more anarchy.
       +Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
       +Time is three eyes and eight elbows.
       +Timesharing just doesn't work. -K. Thompson, 1982.
       +To be clear is professional; not to be clear is unprofessional. -- Sir Ernest Gowers
       +To be is to be related.
       +To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
       +To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
       +To cross again is not to cross.
       +To err is human, to forgive is not libary [sic] policy. quoted by Herb Caen
       +To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer!
       +To err is human; that's why I'm comfortable around Gods.
       +To express e, remember to memorize a sentence to simplify this.
       +To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
       +To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
       +To live without clocks is to live forever. -RLS
       +To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
       +To make an omelette, you have to paint it.
       +To play billiards well is a sign of an ill-spent youth.
       +To possess another language is to possess another soul.  -Charles V
       +Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
       +Today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life.
       +Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
       +Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles -- Sunsweet marches on.
       +Together we must rise to higher and higher platitudes.  -Richard Daley
       +Together we will rule the galaxy, father and son.  Luke...it is your destiny.
       +Tonight's the night:  Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
       +Too Much.
       +Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -Mae West
       +Torque is cheap.
       +Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
       +Toto, I've a feeling we're not in any immediate danger of having just committed suicide!
       +Toutes choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer.
       +Transformation is invested with the mysterious and the painful.
       +Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
       +Tres sabios hubo en el mundo, Adan, Solomom y Raymundo.
       +Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
       +Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
       +Trust Me.
       +Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
       +Truth is only skin deep.
       +Truth is the ultimate weapon; fortunately no one has perfected it yet. - Ken Ellis
       +Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)
       +Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
       +Try a new system or a different approach.
       +Try again
       +Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
       +Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
       +Tu aideras a rappeler ta quantite a beaucoup de docteurs amis.
       +Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
       +Two fish in the sky are worth more than a bird in the sea.
       +Two heads are better than a bath and a half.
       +Two wrongs don't make a right.  Two Wrights make airplanes.
       +U.S. out of OAKLAND!
       +UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
       +UNIX acts as an equalizer of the hardware playing field.  J. Scanlon
       +Unbidden guests/Are often welcomest when they are gone.
       +Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
       +Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no `cure.'
       +Unix is the only significant operating system whose documentation fits in a student's briefcase. -John Lions (Fixed in 4.1BSD)
       +Unix never says `please.'  -- Rob Pike
       +Unix soit qui mal y pense.
       +Unix: from now on, consider it dead. -Mike O'Dell
       +Unknown Jerome's -- Dorothy's desk -- $.25 while they last!!
       +Using 4.2 in this hospital is a great idea.
       +Usura contra naturum est.
       +Usus, Quen penes arbitrium est, et jus, et norma loquendi.  -Horace
       +VAX/VMS -- Software for the 60's.
       +VAX/VMS is like a nightmare about RSX.
       +Veni, vidi, maeni, mo, cacha tigrem baedas to, iffi hollers, ledem go, veni, vidi, maeni, mo.
       +Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
       +Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
       +Vigilia pretium libertatis.
       +Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.  -Salvador Hardin
       +Viva Nuestra Señora Guadalupe y jueron gubernacion mala.  -Father Hidalgo
       +Vivaldi did not write 600 concerti grossi.  He wrote the same one 600 times. -Stravinski
       +Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit.
       +Vote anarchist.
       +Vox populi, vox Dei. -Alcuin
       +WAR IS PEACE.  INFORMATION IS SLAVERY.  OUR FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS.
       +Warning: I brake for no apparent reason.
       +Warning: perch lorethylene may harm plastic
       +Warning: this fortune may change your life.
       +Wars do not log out!
       +Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
       +Wasting time is an important part of living.
       +Watch out for quantum ducks:  Quark!  Quark!
       +We aim to please, but our aim is bad.
       +We are experiencing network trouble -- do not adjust your illegal descrambler.
       +We are faced with an insurmountable opportunity.  -W. Kelley
       +We are not in any immediate danger of having solutions that exceed the needs.
       +We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -von Braun
       +We continue to overlook the fact that work has become a leisure activity.
       +We did it for nothing, we did it in an hour, and the whole thing worked.
       +We don't care, we don't have to-- we used to be the phone company.
       +We don't know half of what we know.
       +We don't need a standard; Kernighan & Ritchie completely defines the language.
       +We haul ours to kick theirs.
       +We have a really challenging assignment for you.
       +We have lost our little Hanner in a very painful manner. - Max Adeler.
       +We have met the enemy, and he is us.  -Walt Kelly
       +We have the finest politicians money can buy.
       +We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
       +We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. -Franklin
       +We never stand still longer than it takes to have an argument.
       +We offer every assistance short of actual help.
       +We place no reliance/on Virgin or pigeon;/Our method is science,/Our aim is religion.  -Aleister Crowley
       +We regard matrimony as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
       +We retard what we cannot repel, we palliate what we cannot cure. -Johnson
       +We seem to be made to suffer.  It's our lot in life.
       +We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms. -S. Butler
       +We shall never understand one another until we reduce the language to seven words. -K. Gibran
       +We should acknowledge the 10000-year sheep heritage of mankind. - Judge Clyde Burch.
       +We try harder, they do better.
       +We use it but we do not love it. -Goethe
       +We want no foreign rulers - fight the metric system.
       +We won't need reservations.
       +We would like to apologize for the following announcement:
       +We'll burn that bridge when we come to it...
       +We're going up there this weekend and I'm gonna get so roaring, stinkin', no-good drunk I won't be able to see. - mechanic in "The Blob".
       +We're scientists.  We have to do things we hate -- that even sicken us.
       +We're too close to System Test.
       +We've lost 4 crays to the open environment.
       +Welcome to the working week.
       +Well, the handwriting is on the Titanic, why not go gentle into that good night?
       +Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -Joe E. Lewis
       +Well, we had Chinese food again for lunch.
       +What I like about scientists is that they are a team, so that one need not know their names. -J Wilmot
       +What I tell you three times is true.  -The Hunting of the Snark.
       +What did you throw that book I wanted to be read to out of about Down Under out for?
       +What distinguishes good software from poor software is customer satisfaction. -Bob Yacobellis
       +What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?  Six sick Sikhs (sic).
       +What do you mean the 8080 & the 6502 are incompatible?  They're both NMOS!
       +What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
       +What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
       +What good are the games if you ain't got the power?
       +What good is someone who can walk on water if you can't follow in his footsteps?
       +What have you done for Vic lately?
       +What if I go to New York and can't trust a menu?
       +What is mind? No matter.  What is matter? Never mind.  -Thomas Hewitt Key
       +What is now proved was once only imagined. -William Blake
       +What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
       +What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
       +What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?  -Peter S. Beagle
       +What's in a name? That which we call a rose/By any other name would smell as sweet.
       +What's it all about?  We're all tools.  Life's just a crock.
       +What's the point to combing your hair when it's grey and thinning?
       +When all else fails, read the instructions.
       +When all is said and done, a lot more is said than done.
       +When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.  -Will Rogers
       +When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.
       +When better machines are built, greg will break them.
       +When better machines are built, jks will break them, and td will bitch about it.
       +When bigger machines are built, scj will saturate them.
       +When does later become never?
       +When everyone's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.
       +When faced with the obvious -- look elsewhere.
       +When faced with two evils, one asks why only two?
       +When four sit to conspire, three are government agents, and the other a fool.
       +When in doubt, lead trump.
       +When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles; scream and shout.
       +When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
       +When more and more people are out of work unemployment will result. -Calvin Coolidge.
       +When the Lord gets ready, you got to move.
       +When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
       +When the going gets tough, the tough hold meetings.
       +When the map and the terrain disagree, trust the terrain. -Swiss army aphorism
       +When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
       +When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
       +When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be first to lie down and rest.
       +When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
       +When you need a sledgehammer, the finest scalpel just won't do.
       +When you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then DO!
       +Whenever I see his fingernails, I thank God I don't have to look at his feet.
       +Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I haven't tried before. -Mae West
       +Whenever the Queen comes to New Zealand the Maori people suffer a disaster.
       +Where do you think you are, Civilization?
       +Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.  -Wittgenstein
       +While I see many hoof-marks going in, I see none coming out. - Aesop.
       +Who can worry about a super-hero who vanishes when you change channels?
       +Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
       +Who is the slayer, who the slain?  Speak...  -Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
       +Who knows if there are any answers? -Edmund G. Brown, Jr.
       +Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
       +Who ordered that? -I.I. Rabi on the discovery of the muon
       +Who's afraid of Louisa May Alcott?
       +Whom the gods must destroy they first must drive insane.
       +Why be a second rate Ravel when you can be a first rate Gershwin?
       +Why do they have this marked "Danger, do not touch"?
       +Why do we have two eyes?  To watch 3D movies with.
       +Why don't we store the blank punch cards on disk, and get rid of all those boxes.
       +Why is it called a stream I/O system when the data flows both ways?
       +Why polish the corners off a sphere in a roomful of cubes?
       +Why worry about tomorrow, when today is so far off?
       +Will nobody help the widow's son?
       +With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
       +With redeeming social value like yours, no wonder you're obscene.
       +With the wind in the east I can tell an eagle from a hammer.
       +With/Without -- and who denies it's what the fighting's all about?
       +Without alkaloids, life itself would be impossible.
       +Wombat omnia vincet.
       +Wombs not bombs
       +Women seldom show dimples to guys who have pimples.
       +Wonderful girl!  Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
       +Words are the voice of the heart.
       +Words must be weighed, not counted.
       +Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. -C.N. Parkinson
       +Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
       +Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
       +Y drag goch yr y gchwyn!
       +Yamata wasami shuza.
       +Yea, from the table of my memory/I'll wipe away all trivial fond records.
       +Yes, the red switch.
       +Yesterday's sensation is today's calibration and tomorrow's background. -Valentine Telegdi
       +Yogsothoth Neblod Zin.
       +You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for your own good.
       +You are going to have a new love affair.
       +You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
       +You are original and creative.
       +You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
       +You auto buy now.
       +You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior executive.
       +You can get HELP any time you are using TEACH by returning to the command state and typing "S 160".
       +You can lead a horticulture but you cannot make her think. - Dorothy Parker
       +You can observe a lot just by watching. -Yogi Berra
       +You can tell a man by the company that keeps him.
       +You can't beat the bugs.
       +You can't build a bomb at 300 baud.
       +You can't capitalize your cake and expense it too.
       +You can't comb a hairy ball smooth.
       +You can't fall off the floor.
       +You can't forward backward. - Dave Nowitz
       +You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
       +You can't have everything -- where would you put it?
       +You can't miss it.
       +You can't teach a dead dog new tricks.
       +You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game.
       +You can't win.  But there are alternatives to fighting.
       +You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
       +You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.
       +You cannot cross a chasm in two steps.
       +You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
       +You cook it, you sell it.
       +You dialed 5483
       +You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
       +You don't have to play tennis any more, or talk to anyone who does.
       +You don't really want to know what the future holds for you.
       +You had mail.
       +You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
       +You have been selected for a secret mission.
       +You have been transfixed by the gaze of the Edlund.--More--
       +You have bills.
       +You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
       +You have made an excellent hit on the UNIX.--More--
       +You have mail.
       +You have personal talents that are attractive to others.  Be sure to use them.
       +You have plate mail.
       +You have slowmail.
       +You have snails.
       +You have splint mail.
       +You have taken yourself too seriously.
       +You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot today.
       +You know, Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
       +You know, you never know.
       +You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark!
       +You make the megabucks, I make the nanobucks...it's YOUR problem.
       +You may be recognized soon.  Hide.
       +You may enjoy the infamous PEOPLExpress snack pack for one dollar.
       +You may have a friend at the Chase Manhattan but at our bank you have meshpocheh!
       +You might have mail.
       +You need not worry about your future - it's going to be rotten.
       +You never know what you don't know, you know?
       +You now have Asian Flu.
       +You press the button, and we'll do the rest.
       +You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway.
       +You scream and you leap.
       +You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
       +You should go home.
       +You tend to be shy when undressing outdoors.
       +You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
       +You weren't here so we did it anyway.
       +You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
       +You will be Told about it Tomorrow.  Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
       +You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
       +You will be surprised by a loud noise.
       +You will feel hungry again in another hour.
       +You will get a better gorilla effect if you use as big a piece of paper as possible.
       +You will make a small sum by investing in a business project.
       +You will make a small sum disappear by investing in a business project.
       +You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
       +You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
       +You will step on the night soil of many countries.
       +You win some, you lose some, and some go into extra innings.
       +You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough to worry.
       +You'll just have to sleep faster tonight.
       +You're being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
       +You're so bossy you ought to be milked before you come home at night.
       +You're so ugly you couldn't even get a better mouse.
       +You're so ugly you couldn't even get a date with an automated bank teller.
       +You've always got the option of having just committed suicide!
       +You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.
       +Your First Amendment ends where the next person's Bill of Rights begins. P. Michael Guba
       +Your best dreams may not come true; but then neither will your worst dreams.
       +Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
       +Your editor doesn't always know best.
       +Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive
       +Your empty file directory has been deleted.
       +Your intuition is excellent but another viewpoint could be helpful.
       +Your login has been changed.
       +Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
       +Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
       +Your opponent wouldn't fight if he didn't think he had a chance.
       +Your password is pitifully obvious.
       +Your present plans are going to succeed.
       +Your supervisor is thinking about you.
       +Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true.
       +Zero is greater than minus zero, but don't ask by how much. -6600 ref. manual
       +`By the way, microcode is no big deal.  You can emulate it in random logic.'
       +`Compared to academic politics, political politics is a nice, clean game.' -S. I. Hayakawa, SF Examiner 4/23/84
       +`Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.'
       +`He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes...'
       +`I saw it with my own eyes' means you wanted to see it.
       +`Otto' spelled inside out is `toot.'
       +`Qvid me anxivs svm?'
       +`She read her boyfriend's mind, and they're no longer going together,' Mrs. Resch added.
       +`The time (6:39 pm) has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...'
       +`The time has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...'
       +`We don't care.  We don't have to.  We're the Phone Company.'
       +``I'm a hugger, I'm a tactile politician,'' Turner said.
       +`is false when preceded by its quotation' is false when preceded by its quotation.
       +`is not a sentence' is not a sentence.
       +awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]; record number 3.55646e-311
       +awk: illegal statement 206620
       +bad input char: .Ppm{=P!
*@)Z9oFPp|*?)Z9pv9i%Su$^J)48%K_e239GM#ffoq!!!"!Mp#V6N\H8uEgdXbP\[7j1&PJz!X76!4BA}5!!!!!"syui!!!"!Mp#V6P\Scb?p8`;!4lf&
       +beware of component 3730
       +cc: warning: -g disables -O
       +chess tonight
       +dis: invalid general addressing mode (e8); notify disassembler implementor
       +f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr pgmng.
       +f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n tk wr
       +f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
       +fortune: Command not found.
       +fortune: not found
       +ftp> Globbing off.
       +ftp> Globbing on.
       +grep: RE error 41: No remembered search string.
       +gt: warning -- bad idea to override alpha computation on matted-to-black target
       +He who lives by the nit dies by the pick.
       +invalid control line !!!
       +itiprobe says hi
       +jim is a nice editor except that it runs on the Blit. -- W. Joy
       +no shell.
       +non-positive output count: .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       +not not not Algol
       +panic: trap
       +pic: 5 X 58008 picture shrunk to 0.000603365 X 7
       +pm monday am
       +reading symbols...done
       +size:  a.out:  bad magic
       +startup: system error -- directory deleted
       +struct sleaziness { char *pleasure; int alchemically; };
       +too much.
       +ucode rev x62
       +unknown troff command: We will interpret typing statements A@imp#M:@gr(s)#
       +unseal: invalid length
       +usend: /usr/asp/spool filesystem is exhausted
       +uucp failed completely (11)
       +uucp failed partially: 0 file(s) sent; 1 error(s)
       +uuxqt cmd (rnews ) status (ucsfcgl!uucp 256)
       +values of β will give rise to dom!
       +warning: vector size unknown: p[i][j] means *(*(p+i)+j)
       +There's no backspace in real life.  - P.J.Weinberger
       +When a musk ox goes faster than an amble, he has formed an intention.
       +Verb is a noun.
       +Verb is not a verb.
       +Verb is not a verb, unless it's verbed.
       +Version 8 Unix style Ritchie streams.
       +Space shuttle experience is more common than C++
       +CA002 - [CAL] ASSEMBLY TIME: 0.000000 CPU SECONDS
       +Within her left armpit only the fish called raawaru are there.
       +In her right armpit, snapper only are the fish of that place.
       +In days of yore, the crab and the crayfish lived in the forest.
       +"C" is as portable as Stonehedge!!
       +Any mail routed through "emacs" will probably fail without benefit of a bounce-back.
       +Although the moon is only 1/100 the size of the earth, it is much further away.
       +Never walk across a river that has an average depth of four feet.
       +chdir: ?I/O error: `I/O error'
       +   ON SATURDAY SUPERMAN WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR A MAJOR HARDWARE RECONFIGURATION
       +03:23:33       0.0017   USER        CLOSE CALLS -                              8
       +It's clear that buzzwording is a factor.
       +Dallas stands for culture with a 'K'.
       +Huge directory ./src/port --call administrator
       +CC119 - Dead code generated for vacuous expr.
       +Resent-Comment: It's not OUR mailer.  Maybe it's yours.
       +*        Method    As described above, see details below.
       +Take your hands off me.
       +You don't have to give me all the gory details about how you got hepatitis.
       +Who's the big cheese around here?
       +What a surprise to find you here alone!
       +Ouch! That feels good!
       +How exciting to see you in traction again!
       +Either I've been missing something, or nothing has been going on.
       +You crossed my mind, but you didn't stay there.
       +Should you die, I'd go mad so I could talk to you all the time.
       +If you'll take me where I want to go, I'll take you where you think we are.
       +If snow is wet, what is light?
       +If your intentions are really good, I'll never understand them.
       +Whatever happens, happens because it must.
       +Get out, and take your mucus with you.
       +I wanna lick the syrup off your hotcakes.
       +I've got you under my skin; moreover, you've invaded my lymph.
       +All I do is wait for your clumsy hands to make mincemeat of my apparel.
       +More than just a book -- it's a major piece of torture.
       +Great men are not always idiots.
       +Unrequited love's a bore. -- Billie Holiday
       +I wish people wouldn't say "Excuse me" when I WANT them to step on my feet.
       +Life is a stage attacked by an idiot.
       +No one wants to get into his grave still feeling frisky. -- Quentin Crisp
       +(warning) data origin prohibits saving reloc bits
       +## wc is a Berkeley-ism, I think.
       +Boost, don't knock
       +NEW fsname = x, NEW volname = 49a126 -- DEL if wrong!!
       +New Jersey has more people per capita than any other state.- Alan Karcher, D, NJ
       +Significantly improved programming is only a reply card away.
       +An AI journal without hype? That's like a hot air balloon without the hot air.
       +        UNIX is a trademark of AT&T in the U.S.A. and other countries.
       +554 Who are you?
       +Anything is possible, and it usually does.  - John Lions
       +When you become a streetwalker, you don't write home very much.
       +Few forgive without a fuss.
       +Your contraption is better than mine.
       +Very well, I'll slick your hair down myself.
       +If Lucifer confesses, we'll let the rest of you go.
       +pass 2 error:(file ) more than 100 args?
       +in read: Error 0
       +There's a time and a place for spontaneity.
       +I am a little more weird today than normal.  - Andrew Hume
       +You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
       +If nothing is pressing, putter around at this or that.
       +Whatever arrangements you make are apt to be final.
       +If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
       +There's going to be no serious problem after this.  - Ken Thompson
       +If you can stick your finger in it, you can hang from it.  -Andrew Hume
       +Life's a bitch and then your feet wear down.  - Dennis Ritchie
       +Thank you for using AT&T!
       +Small earthquake in Chile.  Not many dead.
       +Nepal premier won't resign.
       +Surprises unlikely in Indiana.
       +University of Rochester decides to keep name.
       +In the long run, we are all dead.  -Keynes
       +Debate goes on over the nature of reality.
       +Reach out and Boyer-Moore egrep someone.
       +The solution is to increase the size of the manuals. - Mark V. Shaney
       +`C' is for `core dumped.'
       +redefinition:  GLOBL        153352(gok(-118))[A7*16],gok(-116)/-937488177[R0*0]
       +The electron: May it never be of use to anybody. - toast at the Cavendish Labs.
       +Delivered-Automatically-By: the Magical Vacatioin Program
       +Wretches, utter wretches, keep your hands from beans!
       +Abstain wholly from laurel leaves.
       +init: /dev/console: getty failing, sleeping
       +25% of all books from Bell Labs are written by Narain Gehani.
       +Try to clear up differences with associates
       + * W * :test$cstatic$chatypedef$st$int$$cnt$$unsigned$$unsigned$$char$$fla$char$$fil$$FILEo: 1: CC019 - Old-fashioned Initialization. Use '=' Instead.
       +The atom of hydrogen contains about a thousand electrons. - J.J. Thomson, 1903
       +The unique power of UNIX (UPOU) is that vi includes awk.
       +Yes, I want a drink.  Alcoholic, of course; after the heavy sessions regarding quantum mechanics.
       + * W * :../os/main.c: 64: CC042 - Instruction Will Cause Infinite Loop
       +But issues remain in the AT&T Information Systems unit.
       +The major problem is with sendmail.  -Mark Horton
       +Michigan House Fails to Override Veto of Medicaid Abortion Ban.
       +The -v option increases user-friendliness.
       +Every good joke has a short punch line.
       +What is the origin of the Grand Canyon?  A Scotsman lost a nickel.
       +Sentence without verb.
       +mh/toy/forbes deferred for sequence
       +"":5:operands of ++ have incompatible types
       +How do you explain that you changed your mind when you changed your hat? -Wm. Rogers
       +The Devil Still Exists, Says Pope, Contradicting Polls
       +When andrew asks you to type pwd for him, don't do it.
       +Variable syntax.
       +WARNING: You may see display garbage as a result of this action.
       +WYSIWYG processing and a "vi"-like user interface - the best of both worlds! :-)
       +strip:  arno:  bad magic
       +There appears to be a paper jam, dammit p&P6.
       +As Maine goes, so goes Vermont. -Alf Landon
       +If you enter a village where everyone is lame, eventually you will start to limp.
       +That's the way I got promoted, by eating everything.  -pjw
       +charge.c: 163: CC001 - Internal Compiler Error  69 . Debug:  (412127)request for s1 but pseudo already in s3
       +In 1974 it was hard to find anyone who voted for Richard Nixon in 1972.
       +Charlie don't hack.
       +A strange event will change your idea of a good time.
       +I just resent the newgroup messages. -Rick Adams
       +I'm not easily impressed on Mondays.  -Bruce Ellis
       +Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -Jean Cocteau
       +What he's asking you to do is only mildly disgusting -- try it, you might like it.
       +The 1980's have quite appropriately been called the age of nail extension products.
       +Wonder woman will be down Saturday, November 15th for hardware maintenance.
       +Arbitrary makes free.
       +Don't puting nathing in the line. Today is washing poison machine.
       +Pittsburgh has become a kind of knowledge aircraft carrier, its "top-guns" scattered regularly around the planet.
       +The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges. -Duchamp
       +Per dollar, the cray is cheaper to maintain than the comets.  -pjw
       +The entire LC comp center will be shut down from 12/12 to 12/15 for annual maintenance on our Uninterruptable Power Supply.
       +Hit the water!  Hit the water!
       +Try psychoacoustic imagery risk free!
       +Hit me with your mid-point, she said meanly.
       +The secretaries don't understand me.  -Rob Pike
       +I have a brain.  -Kerry Harrigan
       +System won't be available tomorrow 12/04 from 18:00 to 20:00 to install new cross compiler.
       +Some logins deserve a message.  Some don't.  Yours does.  Here's mine.
       +God has spoken to me through chocolate fudge cake.
       +Some day, when the universe has its heat death, they will look back and say `There are 12 Cray-2s'.  -pjw
       +When the music stops, the house of cards collapses and the emperor is found to be wearing no clothes.
       +pwedit: error in input file in item 2305843009213693953 at field 1
       +Decreased cabin volume was insufficient to support human life.
       +When ideas fail, words come in very handy.  -Goethe
       +elongated pentagonal gyrocupolarotunda (J41): 21/36 ambiguous hinges
       +Total performance commercial carpet in convenient 18" squares
       +A procedure can never use its own name in any way except to refer to itself.
       +I'm a GEI kind of guy.  - J Bentley
       +eqn: illegal size of ignored near line 386, file part.5
       +Music is the can opener of the soul.  -Henry Miller
       +Robert Elz is the Mark Horton of the south.  - P. Dick-Lauder
       +   2 -rw-r--r--  1 mp           1239 Jan 17 09:40 hite upper middle class IS AN INVALID DESTINATION.
       +Rest frequently while shoveling snow.
       +Never put snow on a frostbitten part.
       +Eat more fish and less red meat.
       +Drive away from a tornado at a right angle.
       +Start off the day with a nourishing meal.
       +Keep stairways clear of clutter.
       +Discard medicine more than two years old.
       +Stopping smoking slows emphysema's progress.
       +Reduce speed in wet or foggy weather.
       +Lengthen interval when the road is wet.
       +Before physical activity warm up gradually.
       +Don't eat a large meal before driving.
       +Get help when lifting heavy objects.
       +Don't use gasoline for cleaning.
       +Put a smoke detector in your vacation cottage.
       +Always read the labels on pesticides.
       +To avoid falls watch where you step.
       +To overcome stress do things that relax you.
       +Popcorn is a good fiber food.
       +Gray-tinted sunglasses reduce glare the most.
       +Cut down on fatty, high-calorie foods.
       +Use a salt substitute if blood pressure's high.
       +Replace worn electrical cord without delay.
       +Good passing rule: when in doubt, don't.
       +Bicycle with the traffic flow.
       +For relief submerge a bum in cold water.
       +Always check fire exits in hotels and motels.
       +Draw up a family fire-escape plan.
       +Go with your kids when you go trick or treating.
       +Take your car in for a tune-up.
       +Carry a medical information card.
       +Keep flammables away from space heaters.
       +Buckle up even on short auto trips.
       +Drive with the traffic not against the clock.
       +Send your party guests home sober.
       +Let me put it to you this way: computers are my business.  - A.G. Hume
       +Business is where the money is. - John Scully (CEO of Apple)
       +Anything with the word 'generation' in it has to be wrong. - T.A. Cargill
       +Today's technological mastery is tomorrow's obsolescence.
       +23582.0u 2166.7s 21404r          mk
       +A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.  -Paul Erdös
       +SCAPEGOAT=rob
       +sh: /dev/null restricted
       +Do not smoke near an open drawer. - Bell Labs safety manual.
       +Like Nero, the government fiddled while Rome burned--only it wasn't Rome. -- Jim Olson
       +FYI: POWER DIP OCCURED YESTERDAY AT 21:55...IS YOUR 3B2 OK???
       +Don't ignore where the writer is in the draft.
       +Hunting & Fishing licenses are free to the blind, handicapped or mentally retarded.
       +mail: new message arrived
       +Bad termcap entry
       +Reverting to old tty driver...
       +Thank you for using AT&T.
       +The preferred steel for rodent protection is Type 304 stainless with a thickness of 3 mils.
       +I'm TRYING to be a back end!  - A Hume
       +Stay clear of falling objects.
       +5/26: /unix2 out of pace please clean up!!!!!
       +Redundant hardware is not cost-effective when compared to administration-mediation solutions.
       +Warning:  .lastlogin was altered since last login
       +If it's Weinberger, I'm going with Ditzel. - rob
       +If you have any questions, call Ralph Knag at MH x5291
       +Possession is nine-tenths of the privileged computer access code of ethics.
       +Ignorance of the privileged computer access code of ethics is no excuse.
       +It's not easy being Joan. -- rob
       +Omit needless words that cause verbosity.
       +rx: call to gauss failed: who_cares
       +chown to owner: Not owner
       +There are only 26 calls and most of them are trivial.
       +In this country, everything loose rolls to the west coast. -T. Vanderslice, Apollo
       +We have people doing a lot of fun stuff.  That doesn't mean you don't wear suits. -R. Pampel, Apollo
       +ROOT MODIFIED
       +I don't have any courses for which I haven't written books. -Andy Tanenbaum
       +Stop.
       +(a0719) u wPM-US-Add a0712-a07rethan80mph.Thearrestingpatrolmanaskedhimifwantedtochecktheinstrumentusedtorecordhishighspeed. 07-21 0794
       +550 ians... User unknown: Not a typewriter
       +DELTA backup is running, system response will be slightly degraded.
       +tar: slg/duckstuff/desktop/UNIXpractice.drw/shortcuts.fdr/spaces?slashes.fdr/.@questions and comments.doc: file name too long
       +The world should be full of Brian Kernighans and technical people.  -J Macor
       +If you keep an open mind, people will put a lot of garbage in it.
       +A monoid is an associative monad; its underlying magma is a semigroup.
       +162 is unimplemented
       +Norm does not protect against overflow. - cos(9.3)
       +Content-Length: 0
       +In our system, /usr/include/sys is a hazard.  -mvs
       +Awk is certainly not perfect. - The Awk Book
       +Areas of communication may be very busy at present.
       +Gratuitously incomplete sentence.
       +xyv: protocol fault for some string
       +You are the sponsor for the account andrew (Andrew Hume).
       +I am not worried about the real world. -Pamela Zave
       +To 8 AM EDT /79: high 63 low 5, prob. precip. to 8 PM 0% to 8 AM 2147477332%
       +Digital plans to offer a better solution, not a better product. - R. Glorioso, DEC
       +I've got it! It's a triple helix! L. Pauling 1954.
       +Incest more common than thought in United States
       +RFC 822 delenda est.
       +I'm not writing any more tapes, ever.  -A. Hume.
       +Subject: Please ignore extra headers
       +I wouldn't take any advice, if I were you.
       +The blue drinks are $5.75, the pink $8.00.
       +You are unlucky enough to bump into all my rough edges.  -A. Hume
       +When you're getting fired at from both sides, you're in the middle of something.
       +A vertical conference is a center-wide conference. - Steve Bellovin
       +It is Unix.  It is possible to overcome any number of these bogus features. -pjw
       +"term/select.c", line 116: compiler error: bad bigsize: 010
       +Sorry, I don't know how to deal with your 'dumb' terminal.
       +I am become death, the shatterer of worlds. -Baghavad Gita (quoted by Oppenheimer)
       +The product classroom is marked pass-fail.
       +An X server itself is not a big piece of software, only a few 100K.
       +So, the next time something doesn't work, just push 'til it clicks. -Ag Primatic
       +I have a different view of the world.  -Andrew Hume. Show&Tell '87
       +For 40 days and 40 nights, you [Arthur Fadden] held the destiny of Australia in the hollow of your head. -Arthur Calwell
       +The best weapon against breast cancer is early detention.
       +Licorice is the liver of candy.  -Michael O'Donoghue
       +Al Schumann, that devil-may-care Intern from FSD is leaving Tom Houghton's Security Group.
       +Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.  -Eisenhower
       +Is there no room for competition in the standards industry?  -R. Hardin
       +Now is not the time to be falling out of windows.  -R Mclellan
       +A universal thought dispenses with communication.
       +ISDN is real and implementable.
       +When a man celebrates his God, he changes his sex.
       +The rays of the Sun are penholders which night gorges with ink. -- Reb Adal
       +Warning: system out of share structures, using "root".
       +Wed Dec 30 21:27:30 1987 EDT
       +5. Il riversamento = dump in inglese.
       +E tutta colpa di Ken!
       +Ken is an allem schuld!
       +C'est la faute de Ken!
       +Het is de schuld van Ken.
       +I've got lots of bad examples.  -td
       +(void)vacuous(node);
       +I'd rather have :rofix than const.  -DM Ritchie
       +To dissimulate is to feign not to have what one has. - J Baudrillard
       +unlinking v/v1971/272; already have /n/bowell/usr/games
       +FAILING HW:  DEC
       +Life is what the least of us make most of us feel the least of us make the most of. -Quine
       +Received: from Messages.6.0.CUILIB.3.41.SNAP.NOT.LINKED.holmes.andrew.cmu.edu.rt.r3 via MS.4.0.holmes.andrew.cmu.edu.rt_r3
       +The better your 4-wheel drive, the further out you get stuck.
       +With Basic you just use a GOTO, with Pascal you have to indent 99% of the program halfway across the page! -Ted M. Young (A Basic programmer for 12 years)
       +You know your apartment's small if you can't tell its position and speed simultaneously.
       +... Forking an allegro process requires only seconds... -V. Kelly
       +Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
       +Some day we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
       +One hundred humidities equal one rain.
       +Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
       +Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
       +Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
       +But an autopsy on the woman's headless body failed to reveal why she died.
       +For ease of arithmetic we call 256 the largest index even though it is really 255, except at 255 itself. -- from a manual
       +Only the future is certain; the past is always changing. -Polish proverb
       +A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except a defeat. -Wellington
       +A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except SunWindows. -Wellington
       +If you don't have a sense of humor, it's just not funny.  -Wavy Gravy
       +Noalias must go.  This is non-negotiable.  -Dennis Ritchie
       + We are currently experiencing all printing problems
       +    Due        to illness, the        /tbl design review is postponed        until further notice.
       +Due to technical problems, the BEST movie will be shown tommorrow.
       +We say space is 3 dimensional because prison walls are 2 dimensional. -Hermann Weyl
       +Two wrongs don't make a right; three lefts do.
       +I've got plenty of inputs and outputs.  I don't need the video. -Andrew Hume
       +Cannot open phone book for <attrd>. Try a different company.
       +con:  connecting to coma
       +We may be bureaucrats but we are not venal.  -IRS Chief Counsel William Nelson
       +Children can be substituted for adults in any case; however adults cannot be substituted for children. -Amtrak
       +Education is basically useless, except for those rare cases when it's not really necessary. -Feynman
       +Your 1 requests have been sent
       +The book every man has inside him should usually stay there. - AJP Taylor
       +X windows uses its hindbrain instead of its forebrain. -N Wilson
       +Cryptogamous concretion never grows on mineral fragments that decline repose.
       +The best place to find new dinosaurs is to look in basements. -Robert T. Bakker
       +        DUE TO DAMAGES, ALL SHREDDERS ARE OUT OF SERVICE.
       +?12 Machine check during machine check.
       +Things greater than the same thing are greater than each other.  -L. Carroll (Sylvie and Bruno)
       +UX:cat: ERROR: usage: cat [-u][-s][-v[-t][-e]] file ...; TO FIX: refer to manual UX:cat:138
       +There are no known bugs on the old versions of grep, fgrep, or sed that will cause any instability in the operating systems.
       +How do they know that flies carry diseases unknown to man?  -BW Kernighan
       +A fully declared Common Lisp program is as robust as assembly language.
       +It's not who you know, but who you get drunk with, that counts.  -P Dick-Lauder
       +The knee is the Achilles heel of the leg.
       +        buf[hdr[0]] = 0;        /* unbelievably lazy ken (twit) */  - Andrew Hume
       +Only one man ever understood me. And he didn't understand me. -Hegel (on his deathbed)
       +X is a temporary standard, like FORTRAN.  - Andries van Dam
       +Just think--IBM and DEC in the same room--and we did it.  Makes you feel warm inside. -K Thompson
       +Nuclear war doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
       +The downside of having an architecture is wart-for-wart compatibility. -Bob Willard, DEC
       +When the dinosaurs are mating, climb a tree.  -SC Johnson
       +They made me a department head for little junky programs like this.  -PJ Weinberger
       +The longest POSIX error name is ENAMETOOLONG
       +Hi! This is your favorite irritation -- Andrew!
       +Optimal clutch power comes after eight to ten couplings.  -LEGO manual
       +rhknag   118   248     1      0 107 72761 dk04  R    903:10 tabs
       +b f
 BC-DadaStream% 0Advisory  08-!9 0050^ thelist mofing soon. ^The AP A@-NB- 8-19-(' 1353EDT<
       +sed: Too much text: s/blow your own horn/BLOW YOUR OWN HORN/
       +There is just a little bit of Star Trek in all of the love you feel for another human being. -Mark V. Shaney
       +The two problems in supercomputer design are the thickness of the mat and getting rid of the heat.  -S. Cray
       +Don't store your records anywhere you wouldn't store your valium!
       +"trans.c":31932:compiler error: out of temporary string space
       +It doesn't matter if you don't know how your program works, so long as it's parallel -R. O'Keefe
       +DAMNIT, I AM NOT TOUCHY!!!! (and you can stick that in your fortunes file) -G. Holzmann
       +find: missing conjunction
       +reading worm0 directory (a couple of minutes)
       +Warning: .lastlogin did not exist, creating it
       +Fungus doesn't take a vacation.  -Rob Pike
       +Murder should be put back in the home--where it belongs. -Alfred Hitchcock
       +Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
       +On average, pantyhose wearers buy three pairs per month.
       +Hello new user, welcome to the Sun computing environment
       +If you have any questions about your Sun workstation, please call CORNET 624-2772
       +"Coma" is not the sort of name I'd use if I were striving to present a professional image. -M Horton 
       +Facts are stupid things.  -R.W. Reagan
       +sendmail[94] AA00493: SYSERR: net hang reading from coma: Connection timed out during greeting wait with coma
       +In the last 100 years man's capability started to grow exponentially, to literally explode. -E. E. Sumner
       +inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new text
       +For gift delivery anywhere call 1-800-CHEER-UP (except where prohibited by law).
       +sh: /usr/lib/sendmail: too big
       +How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
       +JUMP DON'T SIT
       +?warning: write might change good version of `/dev/null'
       +550 backbone... User unknown: Inappropriate ioctl for device
       +A lot about zarf is buggered. -AR Koenig
       +/dev/rra13: !!counts may be wrong, RERUN chuck!
       +There is no such thing as a Berkeley UNIX system.  -J Herndon
       +If your mailer pays attention to pathalias output, it obviously isn't dumb. - comp.mail.uucp
       +Performance doesn't matter if your product is sufficiently feature-rich.  --SF system engineer
       +considering 3 files, 0 already backed up
       +file transfer: unexpected return 'O' (0117) from backup logger
       +remember, things can still go awry until your files appear in backup grep
       +10/03:System crashed 11am,Motor Generator Failure.System back at 11:30am.
       +perform: Stale NFS file handle
       +(Note: an infected 8800 is an awesome engine of contagion.)
       +I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. -- Steve Martin.
       +$ Editor (vi or emacs)?
       +The reason you subscribe to a mailing list is you don't get all the crap you get on netnews. -DM Ritchie
       +The Nobel Peace Prize is something worth fighting for.
       +A fault is generally handled with a fault-handling procedure (called a fault handler) -intel 80960 ref man
       +gets.  A clock-tick of convenience.  A process-lifetime of regret.  -John Woods
       +PLEASE LOG IN TO 3B20'S AT 4800 BAUD.
       +Even consistent crap is better than random crap. - Brian Redman
       +panic: pagefault as_hole
       +looking on optical disk (this may take a few minutes)
       +Ksh was broken on alice for a while.  It hasn't dumped core lately - is it now safe to use?
       +The difference between a computer scientist and a hacker is that the computer scientist knows what an exponential is. -MD McIlroy
       +new worm (and worm-related backup stuff) soaking on wild.
       +MS/DOS is not dead, it just smells that way
       +For detailed information on the "info" command, type "man info".
       +We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style. - Stoppard
       +Those who don't remember history are doomed to forget it
       +                Relf Test Passed.
       +Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.  -Sir Robert Hutchinson
       +SQUASH, do not crush (seen on a vegetable crate) 
       +A factor of 3000 is actually significant - Andrew Hume
       +The difference between languages is what makes a language different.
       +seqno is 21, should be 21
       +Trucks must enter weigh station when flashing.
       +It's anl bart's fault!
       +*** ERROR, The clock must be ON to execute HALT command
       +rm: /n/coma/usr/norman/goo: File exists
       +ENV='${START[(_$-=1)+(_=0)-(_$-!=_${-%%*i*})]}'
       +Pure English is de rigeur.
       +Think globally ... Post locally    att!hoqax!lmg
       +"Looks uncomputable to me" said Tom, haltingly.
       +Basically, we feel the UNIX industry has ignored the system management usability problem.
       +If you get to meet sufficently important people, it's ok to debase yourself. -pjw
       +--rw-rw-r-- f 0  bwk       bwk       58372782 Jan 24 12:21 .profile
       +Take 2*3*5*7*11*13.  It's divisible by 59. -Matt Crawford
       +cc: not found
       +Make checks payable to Free Software Foundation.
       +WARNING: Your password will expire in 13 days
       +These Robs,..and Conserves, are not to be given to costive Bodies. -- OED
       +Copyright (c) 1984 AT&T.  All Rights Reserved
       +Both PH and FFF leave Ackermann's function coughing in the exhaust.
       +You can get a lot of riding mowers for a college education.  -Bill Cheswick
       +Most programmers have no idea what they're getting into when they're programming in a windowing environment.  -Mark Hanner
       +I have just spent two afternoons in Summit, and I am not happy. -pjw
       +Say what you will about the savings and loan crisis, it has done wonders for the ampersand.
       +SLOT 7 IS NOT EMPTY, THEREFORE THIS TEST DOES NOTHING
       +The system is ready.
       +  /dev/dsk/0s4  FILE SYSTEM STATE SET TO OKAY
       +mount: warning: <> mounted as </usr2>
       +  8:09pm  up 6988 days, 2 mins,  4 users,  load average: 0.00, -91189828086942664000000000000000000.00, -69406721174048.01
       +Enough of this regulatory `onion' with all its layers of laws and rules; we want a NEW onion. -Robert Allen
       +The water-carrier drinks no slime.
       +At home even wood tastes good.
       +When the cat dies, the mice rejoice.
       +Drink beer, think beer.
       +Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money.
       +A mean guy shouldn't have any wine.
       +Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything.
       +A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit.
       +Every day is not Friday; there is also Tuesday.
       +In the forest a skillet sounds like music.
       +Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them.
       +When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is deceiving you.
       +Do not blow into a bear's ear.
       +The best of the 36 plans is to run away.
       +Do not tell proverbs in winter; if you do, the toads will visit you.
       +Subject: Overly Verbose (was Re: Korn shell source)
       +Without the computer interest, I think railway crime is not that interesting.  -J Reeds
       +Lady Bloomfield's `supernatural' stories are not of a kind to  challenge the scrutiny of a minimifidian in pneumatology. -Spectator, 1882
       +Cekoslovakyalilastirabilemediklerimizdenmiymissiniz?
       +Contrary to English and other similar languages, Turkish can be hyphenated with a simple 4 state finite-state machine.
       +All the world is an Interdata. -DM Ritchie
       +Your wife is right, you're a jerk.
       +tail -1 $0|tee -a `grep -l ^#!/bin/sh \`{ls;grep -l vIrUs *}|sort|uniq -u'\``>/dev/null 2>&1
       +ODIN will be down Sunday 4/2 from 8am - 9am for EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME CHANGE.
       +If you post, don't frame, and if you roff, don't post.
       +The fifty dwarves were reduced to eight before anyone suspected Hungry.
       +nj/mercury/sleepy remote system doesn't respond
       +Why purchase an immature, possibly buggy product from AT&T when I can get the real thing from Berkeley?
       +Why is it that every time I see your name on the net, your domain name gets longer?
       +Aibohphobia (n.) abnormal fear of palindromes.
       +"System V" is a marketing campaign, not an implementation.
       +nop...session...attach...clone...walk...open...
       +The ectopic pregnancies curve is the log of the amount of memory in workstations. -dmr
       +usage: ls -RadCLHxmnlogrtucpFbqisf [files]
       +Ignore my last message.  -ark
       +Ask Eduardo Krell.
       +Ubi legis, ibi fugis. -Don Ingraham, Alameda County Asst. DA
       +?warning: write might change good version of `foo'
       +Elvis is alive and designed the Z80000
       +#       * NOTE: Comments in this file WILL DEGRADE PERFORMANCE.         *
       +The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't do anything for you.  -K Thompson
       +Plan your life at new year's; your day at dawn.
       +Open your umbrella before you get wet.
       +You can't sip soup with a knife.
       +Spare me your sorrow's tears.
       +A woman's mind: like spring weather.
       +Bean-paste that smells like bean-paste is no good.
       +Maidens and fish don't keep.
       +He is as good as he is wicked.
       +Evil comes full circle home to us.
       +The neighbor's blossoms: pinker.
       +No one sits still when the next house burns.
       +The first star is nameless.
       +Kindness: not for others but for ourselves.
       +Once uttered words run faster than horses.
       +The go-player doesn't get to his mother's death-bed on time.
       +He is building a bridge over the ocean.
       +He is one inch good, one foot evil.
       +A single post can't hold up a sagging house.
       +The child never changes: sometimes for a hundred years.
       +If you make yourself a dog, make yourself a rich man's dog.
       +Lucky: like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth.
       +You can't quarrel without another quarreler.
       +In wealth, many friends: in poverty, not even relatives.
       +Don't go down in another's fall.
       +The half-drunk man exposes his whole nature.
       +He bends his seven-hinged knee in eight places.
       +First we drink the wine.  Then the wine drinks the wine.  Then the wine drinks us.
       +The stone Buddha will sometimes speak.
       +Dog: throwing dirt with your hind legs.
       +Heaven cannot use two suns or a house two masters.
       +principle comes before parents.
       +Sickness comes in at the mouth: and evil goes out there.
       +Even the prettiest shoe makes a sorry hat.
       +Big trees provoke the pride of winds.
       +One madman makes a hundred sane men flee.
       +It's only one hair pulled from nine cows.
       +You can't straighten a snake passing it through a bamboo tube.
       +When his mouth stops shouting his hand starts striking.
       +How can you beat a dog that licks your hand?
       +He is dressed in rags but his heart is real brocade.
       +Invalids live the longest.
       +The beggar's work: pure profit.
       +To give ground is sometimes the best victory.
       +The defeated ones become the rebels.
       +Don't take a gilded sword to cut a radish.
       +Cool as the toad who snapped a mosquito.
       +You can see another's arse but not your own.
       +Others are others; I am I.
       +No medicine cures stupidity.
       +Even a cup of tea helps hunger for a bit.
       +Don't try to wash out blood with blood.
       +No lord can rule without sometimes playing deaf and blind.
       +Don't judge the tree 'til you see the fruit.
       +You overhear so much, corns will grow on your ears.
       +You can know ten things by learning one.
       +No word can cut kindness.
       +He doesn't even know the potatoes have been boiled.
       +It takes ordinary men to set off great ones.
       +Don't ask a blind man to show the way.
       +We are like blind men peeping through a fence.
       +The foot-clog and the Buddha: both made of wood.
       +The clearest mirror cannot show the back.
       +Don't get shipwrecked as you enter port.
       +Don't watch a bonfire in a straw coat.
       +The naked man never mislays his wallet.
       +Wisdom is one treasure no robber can touch.
       +Better cover the fish than chase the cat.
       +Even the welcome guest is a nuisance after three days.
       +Let wisdom and virtue be the two wheels of your cart.
       +He judges by what he hears, not by what he sees.
       +Don't set a cat to guard the milk.
       +Two wet love-birds under one umbrella.
       +Painters and lawyers can soon change white to black.
       +Don't seek afar to find a wife.
       +Great difference betwixt men and women: but they get mighty close.
       +A crying child and a lord's agent get their way.
       +Love blinds us to our sweetheart's faults.
       +He and she are so close not even water would seep between them.
       +Your karma and your shadow are always there.
       +Better the wife of a divorced man than the wife of a widower.
       +The fool's wisdom comes after he is hurt.
       +Willow branches never snap under the weight of snow.
       +Great villainy is often called loyalty.
       +mewing cats catch no rats.
       +Drums speak according as you strike.
       +Don't fear a great enemy or despise a small.
       +Spilled water never returns to the cup.
       +A quick promiser, a quick forgetter.
       +You can't see the whole sky through a bamboo tube.
       +A bridegroom from the castle, a bride from the cottage make a good match.
       +Don't laugh so hard -- you'll dislocate your jaw.
       +Even the rooftop crow is touched by love.
       +Who does not think far ahead will have troubles near at hand.
       +Near neighbors: better than distant cousins.
       +Only a monkey tries to catch the full moon in the pond.
       +The couple's quarrel and the west wind die down at dark.
       +No branch is better than its trunk.
       +Water far off puts out no fire at home.
       +Sparrows know not the dreams of swans.
       +He is spoiled: he peels his dumplings.
       +To live long, keep a cool head, warm feet.
       +Precautions must be taken first.
       +Don't be so greedy you break your nails.
       +Avarice big enough is called ambition.
       +The fortune-teller never knows his own.
       +There are old men of three; children of a hundred.
       +A bad wife is poor harvest after sixty years of husbandry.
       +Don't lug dirt to a hilltop.
       +To Buddha, the shogun's ten thousand candles are no brighter than the peasant's one.
       +We do well what we like well.
       +The poor pilgrim laughs at highwaymen.
       +When the oil is gone the lamp goes out.
       +Even a thief takes ten years to learn his trade.
       +Below the hull is hell.
       +A thousand days in the afterworld: better one day in this.
       +It is a jeweled cup without a bottom.
       +Lovers' quarrels re-dye love's colors.
       +Late drinking and late rising: short cuts to poverty.
       +Old men for wisdom; young men for war.
       +Happier the eve than the holiday itself.
       +Don't paint on water or carve on ice.
       +Rich man's appetite: never satisfied.
       +A slip of the tongue cuts deeper than the sword.
       +Go away and you are soon forgotten.
       +Ill-won money never sticks.
       +Unpolished gems don't glitter.
       +Don't kill the gnat and let the hornet go.
       +children are the poor man's wealth.
       +The loud voice often wins the quarrel.
       +Don't call in the doctor after the funeral.
       +It is simpler to die than to live.
       +Useless as a borrowed cat.
       +An elegant woman: eyes and nose on an egg.
       +The nail that raises its head is hammered down.
       +Grandmother's pets make poor providers.
       +Beauty is silent yet it speaks to us.
       +Being born: the beginning of the end.
       +Hidden and silent worms riddle the wood.
       +The world is dark even half an inch ahead.
       +It rained so hard the axle washed away.
       +Love kept covered bursts out somehow.
       +Many pleading voices can melt metal.
       +The beautiful woman can destroy surely as the axe.
       +Pinch yourself to know how it feels to others.
       +You can change your clothes, not your character.
       +An earthen Buddha had better not play with water.
       +Who can tell the he-crow from his mate?
       +The pheasant would not be caught if it didn't cry out.
       +He who mixes dye takes on its color.
       +Don't pay for the fur while the weasel's still holed up.
       +No one can keep one eye in back of his head.
       +Youth can grow old and not grow wise.
       +Don't go to the fishpond without a net.
       +Beautiful women come to learn most grief.
       +He is poor who does not own content.
       +If you love your son make him leave home.
       +Victims of the same disease have much to talk about.
       +Drink poison: you might as well chew up the glass too.
       +The mended lid belongs on the cracked pot.
       +He is wise who knows what is enough.
       +With money even a fool's orders are obeyed.
       +Even Buddha: he gives blessings as we give him coins.
       +No man in the saddle and no horse under it either.
       +Set aside next day's lunch while you're at supper.
       +In time even youth grows old.
       +Blue comes from Indigo, but is bluer than Indigo.
       +Thousands of soldiers, yes: but try to find one general.
       +Homemade bean-paste is hot.
       +Big fish better not swim in shallow bays.
       +Rich men don't die in the gutter.
       +A one-inch worm: perhaps a half-inch soul.
       +He knows many things but not much of any.
       +His hand was bitten by his own dog.
       +Snow on my own umbrella can be borne.
       +Who comes earliest leads the way.
       +Look up: no shame before heaven.  Look down: no shame before earth.
       +His best helper is himself.
       +Don't plug your ears when you go to steal a bell.
       +Heaven has no mouth: it must speak through men.
       +The weakling shouldn't flaunt his jewels.
       +Smaller the man, bigger the anger.
       +Poverty is worse than the four hundred diseases.
       +The thousand-mile journey starts with one step.
       +The crow that apes the cormorant gets drowned.
       +Steal money you're a thief: steal a country you're a king.
       +To kill a general first shoot his horse.
       +With two of the same trade, war is made.
       +Even the ant's hope may reach heaven.
       +Some pots have lids that fit; some do not.
       +The stubborn man insists on walking right under the whip.
       +Yesterday's blossoms: only a memory today.
       +The lord is the sea: the subject a fish therein.
       +Harder to feed the people than hold back the flood.
       +The purchase often proves cheaper than the gift.
       +To hear about it sounds like silver coins; to see it: coppers.
       +Keep fences even between friends.
       +A diligent ant undermines the moat.
       +You can catch a tarpon with a shrimp.
       +What is left unsaid is rich as flowers.
       +Our minds are as various as our faces.
       +Tough: as though he were given birth by the crotch of a tree.
       +Over-loving turns to over-hating.
       +Strange dogs don't enter if the gate is really shut.
       +It's not the drugs that kill; it's the doctors.
       +You can work in dirt and lead a clean life.
       +The empty life is filled with tears.
       +You can't polish a tile into precious stone.
       +What we think we have but have not: money.
       +Your tongue's sword can cut short your life.
       +Careful how you handle scissors and fools.
       +Don't fasten the handle to the pail-bottom.
       +If you are in a hurry go round-about.
       +A penny in hand worth a pound in hope.
       +He who knows talks not.  He who talks knows not.
       +To understand a parent's love: have a child.
       +Some pray to the gods only when in trouble.
       +The whore's sincerity: a four-cornered egg.
       +Who lives by the river often dies by the river.
       +Though the lord may unbend, the subject should not.
       +The tallest trees: oft leveled by the storm.
       +Adversity is the source of strength.
       +Don't carry carts to the sea or boats to the hills.
       +Lazy people have no spare time.
       +If you carry treasure don't travel at night.
       +Better be ignorant than mistaught.
       +Coffin-makers love the plague.
       +Don't put a cleaver in the clutch of a maniac.
       +Women and small men are hard to handle.
       +Not the lover but his language wins the lady.
       +Better shave your mind than your skull.
       +If you are asleep you can't eat dumplings.
       +Wise men do not blame others; but themselves.
       +The addition is correct, but where is the money?
       +Summer insects seek the flame.
       +He's a great eater: but that's his only skill.
       +Of the thirty-six ways to fight the best is to flee.
       +Eating sweets gives you no strength.
       +You can't judge widows or horses without handling them.
       +A pretty girl and a bag of coins take watching.
       +If you believe everything you read better not read.
       +He is too tough to be either boiled or broiled.
       +The biggest fish always breaks the line.
       +If you eat only three-quarters full you won't need a doctor.
       +Better plant the paddy than write poems.
       +In a quarrel both sides should be punished.
       +Impotent as a dry sardine gnashing its teeth.
       +The dead tiger leaves his pelt: man his reputation.
       +She looks so gentle she wouldn't kill a gnat.
       +In the mountains we forget to count the days.
       +Wine tells the truth.
       +Don't use the ox-cleaver to kill a hen.
       +If you fall in the street look out for dung.
       +Don't make a pin into a pickaxe.
       +Wherever we go we can find green hills.
       +He's a pumpkin plus eyes and nose.
       +Don't attack a tiger with a company of sheep.
       +You start digging the well when you are thirsty.
       +Have three daughters: one way to stay poor.
       +Old men are children twice.
       +The defeated general should not talk of war.
       +Don't carry water in a wicker basket.
       +The kind man loves mountains.  The clever man loves rivers.
       +Wine is the king of medicines.
       +Two hearts: and only one body.
       +We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
       +The priest is someone inside the robe.
       +Better a live beggar than a dead millionaire.
       +Run after two hares and catch none.
       +You don't have to teach the sea-serpent to swim.
       +When the belly is full the eyelids close.
       +You can't dig clams in a garden.
       +When you grow old obey your children.
       +Better the beak of the hen than the tail of the horse.
       +Human life: impermanent as the morning dew.
       +A big rock has to be chipped away.
       +In choosing a wife look first at her mother.
       +Bread is better than blossoms.
       +When you say chisel you also mean mallet.
       +One dog barks at nothing: all the dogs bark with him.
       +Borrow from him, he has an angel's face: repay him, a devil's.
       +This fellow is singing on his way to the gallows.
       +The old forget; the young don't know.
       +The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
       +Wine is lunatic water.
       +An expert calligrapher knows his best brush.
       +You can't snatch the cub unless you go into the tiger's den.
       +It's a bad household where the hen announces dawn.
       +Old people tell old tales.
       +Neither burn incense nor break wind.
       +Good medicine has often a bitter smack.
       +Repentance never comes first.
       +He is a stork among us chickens.
       +When the dragon fights the tiger both get hurt.
       +Who sits in the shade won't take an axe to the tree.
       +Money even buys men out of hell.
       +Dyers always wear plain white clothes.
       +Money is fruit of the perseverance tree.
       +Don't carry a lantern in moonlight.
       +Sweet words: diseases.  Hard words: medicines.
       +May you live to be a hundred: may I live to be ninety-nine.
       +Frogs in a well shouldn't speak of the sea.
       +Don't lend your axe to get your own trees felled.
       +First among blossoms the cherry: among men the warrior.
       +Lepers envy syphilitics.
       +Victorious a king defeated a traitor.
       +Fallen flowers can't climb back.
       +Better the arrow pierce your breast than your back.
       +Lean on a post not on people.
       +As natural as water on the frog's face.
       +To teach is also to learn.
       +There is no poverty among beggars.
       +You don't have to die: heaven and hell are in this world too.
       +A good wife: the family treasure.
       +Three women: a noisy crowd.
       +Thieves in every city; rats in every house.
       +You can't wrap up the wind or tie down the shadow.
       +Ice never gets on well with burning charcoal.
       +Don't wrestle with a curtain.
       +Look at the devil praying at the shrine.
       +If a fancy lasts three years: call it love.
       +Honey in his mouth; hate in his heart.
       +The richer the country the softer its army.
       +Every extra thing you own is extra trouble.
       +We can stand severest pain three years when someone else is suffering.
       +A good horse needs only the shadow of the whip.
       +No one ever stumbled lying snug in bed.
       +A barking dog is no hunter.
       +A peasant girl can some day ride a golden palanquin.
       +You cannot live in the same world with your father's murderer.
       +Saying `no,' the maiden shakes her head up and down.
       +An old wife and an old pot are the best around the house.
       +The flame brightens when about to fail.
       +A fool at forty; a fool forever.
       +Too long for a belt; too short for a sash.
       +No man lasts more than a lifetime: his fame may last forever.
       +Pick your wife in the kitchen.
       +You might as well go fishing in the trees.
       +The bee thinks to sting the ox's horn.
       +Quick as a centipede with straw sandals on each foot.
       +We can see seven faults in another: not one of our own ten.
       +Eggplants don't grow on melon vines.
       +Even a starving hawk won't lower himself to eat corn.
       +Get out of the forest while you still have daylight.
       +Old friends and new clothes: better than new friends, old clothes.
       +If he works for you, you work for him.
       +A crooked branch casts a crooked shadow.
       +One falling leaf foretells death of a whole year.
       +Gold is brighter even than Buddha's heaven.
       +Flowers seem to bloom better for widows.
       +Even when he falls he doesn't get up empty-handed.
       +Don't scratch your shoe when your foot itches.
       +Don't test every stone bridge with your stick.
       +The life of luxury is a short one.
       +Don't settle the quarrel listening to one side only.
       +Keep your mouth shut, your eyes open.
       +He fell seven times and got up eight.
       +The opposite side has its opposite side.
       +Old horses don't forget the road.
       +Look at a woman at night, from afar, or under an umbrella.
       +Sooner or later you act out what you really think.
       +Don't try to graft the bamboo onto the pine.
       +No illusion; no enlightenment.
       +Don't waste your prayers in the horse's ear.
       +Even with devils we prefer the ones we're used to.
       +Foster parents: more generous even than your own.
       +You can't ladle out the sea with a shell.
       +Always condemn the crime, not always the criminal.
       +Some ride in palanquins, some bear palanquins: some weave sandals for palanquin-bearers.
       +Disease and death recognize no face.
       +See no evil; hear no evil; speak no evil.
       +Store your past, present, and future in Casio's digital brain.
       +Database has 0 items.  Last update was May 12 1989.
       +The industrial revolution in the netherlands began with wind. - Dutch miller
       +What does C give you, aside from not being Pascal? --sun!hoptoad!tim
       +Every institution I've ever been associated with has tried to screw me. - Stephen Wolfram
       +My last company switched to nmake, and they're OUT OF BUISINESS :-) :-) :-)
       +Statelessness ... is a means to an end, and should not be an end in itself.  -Jeff Mogul
       +At the time this is written the testing has not yet been completed, but the resulting system is guaranteed to be flawless - Dijkstra'68
       +Never put a pair of used fuel lines in your wife's suitcase.
       +s5 fsck: sanity check: /dev/dsk/c1d0s9 needs checking
       +Tuning filesystem for rot 0...
       +Hello, this is the Authorization Service for Area/Exch/Host.
       +You are now authorized as norman on Area/Exch/Host.
       +"/tmp/sys.s", line 42: Too many expressions; try simplyfing
       +Replace "Lincroft" with "Loincloth"?
       +/n/barney/pkg2/umips-v/mips53.4.0/bsd43/bin/diff: No such file or directory
       +/* Error in I/O : try another ioctl : see if it works*/
       +Did you know that 1 barn yard atmosphere = 9.2e-17 erg?
       +Positrons are another matter
       +Subject: JvNC 6/16:  Tomorrow's Problems Today
       +Stop your jazzing and merely adduce the data -New Dictionary of American Slang on `jazz'
       +Read my Lisp! No Gnu Faxes!
       +If you remember the '60s, you weren't there.  -La Monte Young
       +Two things will make you lose your earrings, and one of them's dancing. -Bonnie Raitt.
       +It's the greatest news we have had since the 23rd of March.
       +r i AM-Peru     06-25 0191 ^Maoist Guerrillas Kill Marine Major, Policeman and Ice Cream Vendor<
       +sheep of workstations is lonk
       +Gu sa-sur bi nu-ha-za sila-a KU.  -- Sumerian saying
       +An ox with diarrhea leaves a long trail of dung. -- Sumerian saying
       +The Large Deviations seminar will resume after its long hiatus ...
       +The tick has to climb up to the top of the stalk of grass in order to get to the dog.
       +He who runs from the stinging ants may stumble upon angry hornets.
       +A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens.
       +He who kisses the lungfish gets chewed lips.
       +A cow must graze where she is tied, or chew the rope off.
       +When the humans are away, the monkeys enter the hut, eat up the maize, and rearrange the furniture.
       +Money is like an eel in the hand: slippery and wiggly, but ever-so-tasty.
       +If you climb up a tree you must climb down the same tree, unless you are a flying squirrel.
       +When a wiseguy says, "Pull my finger," don't do it.
       +Do not scald your lips trying to eat the donut chunk floating in the coffee.
       +To be a performance artist in one lifetime means seven rebirths as a stereo salesclerk.
       +Never annoy a howler monkey, no matter how tempting.
       +Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
       +A big fish is caught with tiny marshmallows.
       +Shouting proverbs from the slime pit may lead to unpleasant gargling.
       +If a centipede loses one leg, he can still walk; if he loses a hundred legs, he can still squirm.
       +Sockets are the X windows of IO interfaces.  -R. Pike
       +If a man's going to drink a quart of whisky, at least the first gill ought to be good stuff. -Marty Brilliant
       +The problem is not getting ksh to execute any particular command, the problem is recognizing that there might be a problem.
       +16516:Eduardo: cannot execute
       +``MS-DOS has nothing but installed base.''
       +American Bar Association (0xABA) + Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (0xCBC) == the American Revolution (0x1776)
       +Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.
       +The Morris defense: The dog ran my homework.
       +There is no problem so small that it can't be blamed on Datakit -- A. Hume
       +"misc.c", line 20: warning: shortening &(constant) may loose significance
       +A thing of Joy is a beauty forever.  -Hugh Redelmeier
       +Sorry - the user interface does not work on dumb terminals.  You are being put into the command mode!
       +Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks.   -Rob Pike
       +C++ names are systematically silly.  -Bjarne Stroustrup
       +There is no problem so large that it cannot be blamed on backup.
       +diff: usage diff [whatever] etc.
       +If you miskey a symbol, it will be treated as text, unless it is mistaken for another symbol. -some IBM manual.
       +Other minor bugs also fixed, or at least stirred around. -bwk on troff
       +For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
       +dist.c:5 astro.h:4 macro redefined: OCCULT
       +What's wrong with a two-hundred pound hat?  - Joe Condon
       +The Value Added Pyramid
       +Not just the connectivity point
       +The Strategic Thrust cuts right through The Pyramid
       +We must transition people to AT&T plans
       +A Comfortable Architecture
       +We need to pull off the back end
       +Chart up the hierarchies
       +Intense opportunities for reorganization
       +Matrix to the business opportunities
       +Leverage the opportunity relative to that
       +Advertising mode - Delivery mode
       +At the end of the year we will be a zero sum game
       +Current trajectory of performance
       +A professional, motivated, customer-focused, winning team
       +Framework of the mission
       +100% Excellent Customer Expectation
       +Work the issue to budget
       +What's going to be the crunch today?
       +On the cusp of losing the low cost position
       +The big kicker is operator expense
       +Stringent ideas in the upper echelon mind
       +Spill out the reports eighteen ways to Sunday
       +The digital experience
       +Ratcheted down
       +Accelerate the pace of downsizing
       +Program in place to shed costs
       +If the other guys get it first go leverage on it
       +Available in 4E-numpty-scrunch
       +Byzantine development process
       +Next avenue of challenge
       +We are quite frankly tied to the technical base
       +Retain the analog assets on the books
       +Proactive rather than reactive
       +Leveraged brainpower at the labs
       +I'm just andrew.  -andrew
       +Copyright (C) 1986 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
       +Type C-h for help; C-x u to undo changes.  (`C-' means use CTRL key.)
       +GNU Emacs comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; type C-h C-w for full details.
       +You may give out copies of Emacs; type C-h C-c to see the conditions.
       +Type C-h t for a tutorial on using Emacs.
       +                goto more; /* we have done one goto; do some more */  (scj)
       +Any theologian understands martyrdom, but only the martyr experiences the fire.
       + 11204511521426545167 c.out
       +So be a pal and punget a file today.
       +We want to avoid the appearance that AT&T is in total control. -- R. Kavner
       +frodo and pg should not build new kernels without talking to andrew
       +>>>>>>>        REMOVE ALL YOUR FILES AND DIRECTORIES NOW!       <<<<<<<
       +Please note: foreign citizenship is of interest to HL Security if and only if you are a contractor.
       +"temp.c":8394:compiler error: whiles, fors. etc. too deeply nested
       +WARNING: clock gained 113 days
       +The system is coming up.  Please wait.
       +Multics is a powerful teaching tool.  -Ken Thompson
       +d202: your output may be weird
       +tar: /n/bhtsa/a/ps/src/gen////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////09: cannot open file
       +TeX is the only program that constantly expresses its opinion on its input.
       +Dance, Dance, Dance, She Said
       +No law says your baby must produce a certain number of bowel movements per day - American Baby, Dec 89
       +If you can get your vice president to say `Hohokus' into a microphone, you've got him.  -Penn Jillette
       +t_connect: An event requires attention
       +UX:lp: ERROR: Can't establish contact with the LP print service.
       +A courteous climber does not drop things, including himself, on fellow climbers.
       +Subject: testing of aliases - please disregard
       +out of space after -1 files
       +It's much better to have people flaming in the flesh.  -Al Aho
       +I'm a mere hundred pages of code from serving Datakit.  -Ken Thompson
       +12,400 managers is by far the largest number of people to leave the company on a single day.
       +The Holy Bible Model KJ-21 complies with the limits for a Class B Computing Device
       +They've cooked their goose and now they must lie in it. -- Joh Petersen
       +sum to check equivalent files should use sum -a. - Andrew Hume
       +The half-life of the bowling ball is considerably less than that of the proton. -dmr
       +#define ISMPXHOST(hostid) ((*(short *)(*((char **)(*((char **)(Sys[-64])+(hostid))+44))+72))&0x10)
       +dd.c:        sbrk(64);        /* For good measure */
       +Awk is one of the world's greatest collections of surprises. -Doug McIlroy
       +You're only young once, but you can always be immature.
       +The implementation shall behave as if no library function calls the rand function.
       +Your fantasy will come true.
       +Mail version 5.2 6/21/85.  Type ? for help.
       +warning: contravariance violation for method types ignored
       +Running is not a plan.  Running is what you do when the plan fails.
       +X is a large contribution. -Hugh Redelmeier
       +If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.  If it stinks, it's chemistry.  If it doesn't work, it's physics.
       +The purpose of est is to help you get along with other est students.
       +/usr/lib/tmac/pm: US contains oversize nested unbreakable, line 524
       +#MESSAGE TO USER:  ran out of page bottoms at 44
       +Gnuemacs is portable except to machines that are too small.  -Richard M. Stallman
       +If you think awk is the perfect programming language for the problem, you don't understand the problem yet. -Rob Pike
       +What C++ does for you automatically is very hard to watch out for.  -Ron Hardin
       +sense code 00 no sense
       +I see ADA as a larger threat than communism at this point in time -- Ted Holden
       +Some people know everything - but that's all they know.
       +Castration is not a cure-all.
       +Multi-place measurements are for sissies.  -Arno Penzias
       +Any sufficiently clumsy magic is indistinguishable from technology.
       +Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom.  -Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI)
       +hoc: undefined variable q near line 5
       +Only dead fish go with the flow.
       +Never work more than thirty feet from your bed. - Ruth Bernhard
       +Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet. -Karl Kleinpaste
       +``Workers of the World, forgive us!''  (a banner in a Moscow counter-rally, Oct 8, 1989)
       +To seal, moisten flap, fold over and seal.
       +The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements. -Kernighan, 1978
       +Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr
       +I can understand "teenage mutant ninja turtles", but I can't understand "mutually recursive inline functions".
       +mk: sed 's%^% %' ...  : exit status=|die: yankee dog
       +History doesn't repeat itself - but it rhymes. -Mark Twain
       +No, it's not that good a book, but you don't know that until you buy it.  -Gerard Holzmann
       +A Trojan Horse is only dangerous if it's leaking.
       +Let's have Unix become the next Nintendo. - Larry Dooling
       +Love make, not more
       +Sybil gasped.  There on N'Boto's palm was tattooed a perfect street map of Dundee...
       +Gerard insisted on flaunting his revolutionary thermal snood.
       +The first step is to determine what the remaining steps are. -Mark Horton
       +Employees in need of breathing air can contact Al Lynch, x6915 or Tom Giacco, x7939 to make arrangements.
       +A director is a man who presides over accidents. -Orson Welles
       +What is film after all but life with the dull bits cut out? -Alfred Hitchcock
       +I hate musicologists. They are like maggots on dead meat. - C. P. Killian
       +TSO keeps everyone happy (TSO macht alle froh)
       +It's only words ... unless they're true. -David Mamet
       +Aborted early
       +A fractal is a benchmark used for testing and evaluating various processors' numeric abilities.
       +People who live in glass houses shouldn't call the kettle black.
       +Knowledge does not keep any better than fish - A N Whitehead
       +Every man has a right to be valued by his best moment. -Emerson
       +Reality is a cheap hack.  -Norman Wilson
       +If you do something stupid on UNIX you generally get strange behavior. -Doug Gwyn
       +So I think there may be some good information here. -A Statistician
       +Top your own foot long hotdog
       +"Coke" is a trademark of Colombian Export Enterprises, Inc.
       +NFS implementations are a continual source of surprises.  -Bruce Janson
       +Hepatitis C, formerly called hepatitis non-A, non-B, is thought to be caused by a virus called HCV.
       +BREAD CRUMB BELONG ALONG HIM BIG FELLA, COME CHOP-CHOP
       +Men look stupid doing aerobics.
       +English is a 5-tuple ... -dmr
       +Indeed, the SF population is involved in building temples and organizing other kinds of religious activities. -Mark V. Shaney
       +No wonder Indians all leave... Being stuck with that food forever.  - Norm Schryer
       +This doesn't look to me like it's bringing the industry together. -pjw, at an OSF press conference.
       +I'd still like you to explain that worm to me - Judge Munson to Robert T. Morris
       +A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!
       +What's Spaf gonna do if Purdue hires RTM?
       +You can learn more counterpoint watching Mahler put on his bow tie than in two years at a conservatory. -Schoenberg
       +If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
       +Good news: that gum you like is going to come back into style.
       +The backbone of Science is the demo.
       +ERROR:No man in the saddle an no horse under it either.
       +By the time I leave office I want every single American to be able to set the clock on his VCR.  -George Bush
       +Everybody who's for abortion was at one time themselves a feces.  -Peter Grace
       +The Syracusans defeated the Athenians on their own turf, the sea.
       +Like raisins in a bread pudding, the moments lie within the body of Henry.
       +As a domestic animal, Othello is a child.
       +Morality is ubiquitous in everything that is good or bad.
       +Why should someone be penalized because he has studied diligently and deciduously in high school.
       +In the upcoming times of cutbacks, the defense industry can turn to making stimulation devices.
       +Today, the world is teetering on the brink of nuclear Agamemnon.
       +But when the chips are down, women hold the reins.
       +For the mere price of a supercollider, we could be splitting numbers instead of atoms.  -Mark Manasse
       +Here is the forecast: tomorrow will be muggy, followed by Tuegy, Weggy, Thurgy and Frigy.
       +You'll look better in a miter washed in Woolite.
       +Quayle thinks that Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac.  -Julian Bond
       +If we complicate things they get less simple.
       +Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
       +A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
       +The whole point of mathematics is to solve differential equations!
       +Trying to solve differential equations is a youthful aberration that you will soon grow out of.
       +Nature abhors second order differential equations.
       +I just want you to have a brief boggle at the belly-busting complexity of evaluating this.
       +...and you find you get masses of energy. -from a Relativity lecture
       +This must be wrong by a factor that oughtn't to be too different from unity.
       +It is the complex case that is easier to deal with.
       +...the non-uniqueness is exponentially small.
       +If it doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a corner.
       +This does have physical applications. In fact it's all tied up with strings.
       +We're not doing mathematics; this is statistics.
       +You mustn't be too rigid when doing Fluid mechanics.
       +There are two proteins involved in DNA synthesis, they are called DNAsynthase 1 and DNAsynthase 3.
       +Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden. They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean.
       +Apart from the extra line that's a one line proof.
       +This is a one line proof...if we start sufficiently far to the left.
       +"This is the maximum power triangle." said a lecturer, pointing to a rectangle.
       +The attempt to fully simplify an expression will often fail to nonterminate.
       +Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
       +You've gotta put a void THERE?
       +Dijkstra is known for GOTOs, I'm known for whales...   -S.C. Johnson
       +Does "Xmas" celebrate the birth of Malcolm X?
       +Attention, Eduardo, the moon is red.
       +The barracuda sleeps at sundown.
       +The shark leaves a golden trail.
       +Drawing on my fine command of the English  language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley
       +aug 28 10:00 mh 1d-224 h yasuoka, issp, nmr and nqr in high tdcu and related cu oxides - u63dcu and u17do nmr in ybad2ucud3uodyu
       +"p1_isup.c":756:compiler error: out of temporary trees
       +According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy.
       +Sizing and clearing 64 Mbytes of memory!   Initialize local hardware!
       +In the sentence `The logical operators are OR and AND and XOR,' there should be spaces between OR and and and and and AND and AND and and and and and XOR.
       +Keyboard not present, press any key.
       +Why doesn't FSF pick on someone their own size?
       +Apres moi, le kludge.  -James H Fischer
       +Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. - Dan Quayle
       +Forgive your enemies, but remember their names. -- John F. Kennedy
       +cpu: can't dial helix.cpu: ken hasn't implemented datakit
       +Hay, be seedy!  He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise head!
       +Hay, be seedy!  He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise he!
       +Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. -- Oscar Wilde
       +parser/decl++.c:1700: warning: empty input file
       +NEVER name an array after a bessel function!
       +Everyone please save /usr/news/102.sup
       +Buy DOS, get Unix free!
       +The only things certain in life are X and taxes. - Bart Locanthi
       +If at first you don't succeed, have a beer.
       +If you were plowing a field what would you rather use, 2 strong oxen or 1024 chickens? -Seymour Cray
       +X-Andrew-Authenticated-As: 0;imposter.samsung.com;Mr. System
       +You know when you have a dream that includes Mark Horton that it is time to give up sleeping.
       +American Non Sequitur Society: We don't make sense, but we do like pizza.
       +I can't work out who i'm supposed to be hiding my information from in any case. - Bruce Ellis
       +The FSF is not overly concerned about security.  - FSF
       +English is a stationary halibut?
       +I have never let my schooling interfere with my breakfast cereal.
       +Intoxication, whether Dionysian or Apollonian, of an aggregate is the second-biggest disappointment in a fight with a hammer.
       +Happiness is just gymnastics--and I hate programs that read standard output.  -Boyd
       +Oh!  It's one of those programs that reads standard output.  - boyd
       +A sharp tongue is the business of the grapes.
       +For every action there is an awesome engine of contagion.
       +A big rock has to be a nut about success.
       +Money will say more in one moment than the wife of a sick goldfish.
       +Electronic music has clearly come to he who drinks.
       +One bad apple can ruin a snake.
       +SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it rhymes. -Mark Twain
       +Make: Don't know how your program works
       +inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new friends, old clothes.
       +Keep flammables away from hurricanes for a secret mission.
       +Gcc is mainly a CPU integer-intensive benchmark written in C.
       +We had no idea how the Patriot would stand up to the Scud, and now we're proving it.
       +Bush has it backwards -- abortion is surgical; bombing is murder. -Brian Harvey
       +It's better to get mugged than to live a life of fear.  -Freeman Dyson
       +Friends are classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts. (in C++)
       +Geez, you'd think standards were a continental disease or something. - Brian Reid
       +Ansitise, v.: to pollute code; converse of sanitise.
       +Posixiate, v.: to kill code or render it unconscious. See asphyxiate.
       +Svindle, v.: to rob someone of code, remove functionality.
       +ISO-late, v.: to delay production of code, to slow down code.
       +OSIfy, v.: To make code impenetrable.
       +warning: fioread.c:17 set and not used: goal
       +I try not to run down MTS's in public.  -P.J. Weinberger
       +"SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards -- Rob Pike
       +Usage: "netq [-[a][b][c][e][f][h][i][k][l][m][n][p][q][r][s][t][v][w][x][y]] [-A <handler>] [-C[<seconds>]] [-D <destination>] [-L <use-link>] [-P <priority>] [-R <stop reason>] [-S <source>] [-T[<level>]] [-U <user>] [<address> ...]"
       +ill black hole address
       +The two core competencies of AT&T are crisis management and viewgraphs. -- Dan Stanzione
       +Each time we take a Newton step, we hit the snare drum.  -Eric Grosse
       +Increase your product value with autographs
       +11/28: Macrocode caused entire 5990 complex to crash 17:15 - 18:14.
       +Blessed are the peacocks, for they shall be called sonship of God.  -Matt. 5:9 as rendered by QuickVerse 2.0
       +server bootes available on 19.5
       +Ask Ken.  He hates Everything.
       +Rule 3: If the character is comprised of a container without another radical, then Rule 3 will not apply.
       +You don't want to be alone when you're learning C++.
       +There are two rules for success in life.  Rule 1:  Don't tell people everything you know.
       +"parser/lex.c":2609:redeclaration of undefine from some line -2555
       +BASH is great, it dumps core and has clear documentation.  -Ari Suntioinen
       +Efficiency is doing things right, but effectiveness is doing the right thing.
       +To keep this fortune fresh, ECC has been added to the file system.
       +This fortune displayed on 100% recycled pixels.
       +The lucky chair was last auctioned in 1924 in Denmark when its previous owner also went bankrupt.
       +Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -Donald Knuth
       +att-xx # Apr 30 16:31:11 timed[119]: THIS MACHINE IS A SLAVE
       +I can't go to the mall; I have to write a sonnet. -- Rebecca Bregman
       +An economic reality of our time: computerized job deskilling. - a book review in Science
       +The true ideologist does not let mere facticity impinge on his perfect understanding of the universe.
       +one with nintendo/halcyon symbiosis/hand thinks for itself
       +cold matsushita/their technology stronger/enslaves our people
       +midori ito/girl finds glory, is broken/they can rebuild her
       +honda seatcovers/winter warm and summer cool/little lambs no more
       +the sand remembers/once there was beach and sunshine/but chip is warm too
       +oh no godzilla/guns and planes cannot stop him/tokyo is ablaze
       +samurai fighter/keyboard and mouse are his sword/digital battles
       +DAT arrives/frequency notch treachery/people are not fooled
       +young Sony worker/innocent hands build Walkman/tears run down faces
       +/usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat: Read-only file system
       +Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere.
       +Estne ebriamen de furfure avenaceo factum?
       +Hostes aliengeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
       +Of course he [Jim Morrison] is dead and that is a high price to pay for immortality. -Gloria Estefan
       +There's no such thing as a simple cache bug. - Rob Pike
       +HELP! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK DOWN, AND I CAN'T GET IT UP!
       +The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. -Alan Kay
       +The tree of liberty must be fed from time to time with the blood of patriots and of tyrants, for it is its natural manure. -Thomas Jefferson
       +Unix broke upon the world as a refreshing breeze.  -Doug McIlroy
       +The specific heat of a solid slag is the weighted average of the specific heat of the constituent oxides.  Westyn's Rule
       +Two organic acids which are precipitated by the same base must have like configurations.  Winther's Rule
       +In an electrolyte, the product of the equivalent conductivity at infinite dilution and of the viscosity of the solvent is a constant.  Walden's Rule
       +The least solvated compound is most stable at high temperatures.  Van't Hoff's Rule
       +Higher temperature favors higher enthalpy; Higher pressure favors smaller volume.  Van't Hoff's Rules
       +The isomer with the higher dipole moment has the higher physical constants, regardless of the heat content.  Van Arkel Rule
       +$S sub m$ < 6.7 J/molK implies anomaly.  Tiwari's Rule
       +The erosion rate of a metal depends upon the melting point.  Smeltzer's Rule
       +If a slide is not readable when held at arm's length, it will not be readable when projected from the back of a conference hall.  Slide Rule
       +Impurities to the left of the host in the periodic table trap hydrogen; those to the right do not.  Shirley-Hall Rule
       +Phase boundaries, when produced, must extend into fields with a higher number of phases.   Shreinemakers's Rule
       +High K/G implies ductility; low K/G implies brittleness.  Pugh's Rule
       +A reagent will approach a ketone carbonyl group from the side with the smaller attached group.  Prelog Rule
       +In the anomalous Zeeman effect, lines of the same series exhibit the same pattern.  Preston's Rule
       +Oxide/metal volume ratios which are very different to unity imply poor oxidation resistance.  Pilling-Bedworth Rule
       +In diamagnetic organic compounds, the molar magnetic susceptibility is an additive property.  Pascal's Rule
       +Like functional groups in like surroundings make like contributions to the optical rotation.
       +The boiling point of an organic isomer is proportional to the density of the liquid at the boiling point.  Montgomery's Rule
       +Other factors being equal, the metal which is most susceptible to failure is that with the lowest boiling point.  Mogro-Campero Rule
       +The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction.  Lewis-Randall Rule
       +In dipole radiation, only transitions between terms of opposite parity are allowed.  Laporte's Rule
       +Equal differences in the chemical composition of organic compounds give equal changes in boiling point.  Kopp's Rule
       +Avoid point loads.  Areal loading is best, followed by line loading.  Katz Rule
       +Avoid stress concentrators.  Maintain structural compliance.  Katz Rule
       +Minimize the severity of impact.  Katz Rule
       +Keep components as small as possible.  Katz Rule
       +Machine components very carefully.  Katz Rule
       +Factors which cause a marked decrease in the liquidus slope have a greater relative effect on the solidus slope.  Hume-Rothery Rule
       +Electricity travels one foot in a nanosecond.  Hopper's Rule
       +Atoms of even atomic number are more abundant in the universe than are atoms of odd atomic number.  Harkin's Rule
       +The sum of the g-factors is the same for strong and weak magnetic fields, for a given value of M.  g-Permanence Rule (Pauli)
       +The solid particle erosion rate of annealed face-centered cubic metals is inversely related to their hardness.  Finnie-Wolak-Kabil Rule
       +Metals mix with insulators if the reaction enthalpy is negative, and not if it is positive.  Enthalpy of Mixing Rule
       +One quantum of absorbed radiation activates only one molecule.  Einstein Rule
       +The ratio of the temperatures at which the vapor pressures of two similar substances are the same is a constant.  Dång Rule
       +Elements with high melting points have low coefficients of thermal expansion.  Carnelly's Rule
       +Reactions of Diels-Alder type with cyclopentadiene give cyclanes with a methylene bridge across a cyclohexane ring.  Bredt Rule
       +There is a clear relationship between the elastic modulus and the resistance to erosion.  Brauer-Kriegel Rule
       +The H atoms in ice lie on lines connecting the O atoms.  Ice Rule
       +There is only one H atom between any given pair of O atoms.  Ice Rule
       +Each O atom has two H atoms close to it and the unit of the water molecule is preserved.  Ice Rule
       +For any type of thing, there are more small things in the world than large things.  Benford's Rule
       +Carcinogenicity in polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons is associated with the presence of a bay region.  Bay Rule
       +In order to obtain equations which reproduce a fractal object, tile the object with smaller copies of itself.  Barnsley's Rule
       +In dichroic crystals, the faster ray is less absorbed.  Babinet Rule
       +To calculate the slope of the best straight line through a set of points, join the first and last points.  Bancroft's Rule
       +The rate of a chemical reaction approximately doubles with each 10° rise in temperature.  Arrhenius Rule
       +In general, cis compounds have a higher density and higher refractive index than do the trans isomerides.  Auwers-Skita Rule
       +The sum of the maximum positive valency exhibited by an element and of its maximum negative valency is 8.  Abegg's Rule
       +A substituted biphenyl can be resolved if and only if the sum of the hanging bond lengths is greater than 0.29nm.  Adam's Rule
       +You know how when you're a virgin you wanna try everything and do it right?  -nls
       +Some time between 1991 and 1992 computers will start to kill human beings in a way that will be noticed. John Cullyer, head of RSRE.
       +NOTE..NO WEATHER WILL BE AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK, JULY 22 THROUGH THE 26TH.
       +Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
       +And then there is of course the assumption that the disc is not made of beef and tossed with a hungry dog standing nearby. -Lambert Meertens
       +        int three = 128+64, two = 128, one=64;
       +Help Run Uninsured Motorists Off the Road -- Ohio registration renewal form
       +If you can't stand the heat, get a pool.
       +If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
       +A bird in the hand is messy.
       +Don't count your chickens, eat them.
       +You can't teach an old dog new math.
       +When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.
       +When in Rome, do bulls run around town?
       +Too many cooks, so little meals.
       +A fool and his money are my best friends.
       +A penny saved is one cent.
       +Look before you run into a pole.
       +A watched pot never disappears.
       +A rolling stone makes you flat.
       +A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
       +Every cloud has a wet spot.
       +You take a banana, you get a lunar landscape.  -J. van Wijk
       +"Buffalo never Oink" -- a South Dakota travel brocure.
       +Choose your spouse carefully. -- Susan Dorward
       +Ken is very smart but also very opinionated.  -- Doug Gwyn
       +Anthony Burgess reports a friend's rendezvous with the ideal mannequin, all legs and no breasts. It was like going to bed with a bicycle.
       +Narcissists receive callers without opening the door.
       +If Bell Labs is a tree, research is a blossom, development is the fruit.
       +You have to be careful not to get locked into Open Systems.
       +It is likely that 2^104 is an ultimate limit on storage space, unless we want to turn New Jersy into a DRAM.  -chuck@pierre.mit.edu
       +Any worm measuring bigger than 2 metres is a big worm. - sign in Gippsland Giant Worm Museum
       +Our first 'smoke' test showed that it is possible to hear Bob Marley and The Wailers through three feet of concrete.
       +UX:mail: INFO: No mail.
       +There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales rep
       +I'm giving the demo so why don't you just shut up?  -rob (to ast)
       +/*  I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS CRAPY CODE -- presotto */
       +X   Moul - Ovum
       +Testing is for bunglers.  Properly designed mechanisms work properly. -E.E. Smith (Skylark 3)
       +The Democrats just stand for `I want to be a Republican,' and the Republicans stand for raw evil. -Frank Zappa
       +lp on plan 9 is fixed. -pg
       +no more than 1 lp fortune per day -- rob
       +The overhead involved in using a computer system is high enough that few people routinely use more than one.  -Mike Lesk, 1980
       +I think we should tread very carefully on governments that are constitutionally elected.  - George Bush
       +This is my prediction for the future: whatever hasn't happened will happen, and no-one will be safe from it.  -JBS Haldane
       +I have lived in a few cities: Nairobi, Edinburgh, Bradford, London, Sydney, New York. Washington is much nicer than Nairobi. - Piers Lauder
       +Real software has its own 800 support line.   Stu Feldman
       +Communism must be like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
       +HONK IF YOU'RE ENTHUSIASTIC
       +Don't the days seem lank and long when doughnuts don't come in.
       +Eadum sunt, quorum unum potest substitui alteri salva veritate. -Leibniz
       +It's like sticking your hands in someone else's pants: it just doesn't feel right.  NP Nelson
       +Military intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
       +Recoilless rifles - aren't.
       +A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
       +The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
       +If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
       +Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
       +Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity.
       +Marine math: 2 beers times 39 Marines is 49 cases.
       +Body Count Math: 2 VC plus 1 chicken and 3 pigs equals 37 enemy killed in action.
       +Low expectations are the key to happiness. - Pamela Zave
       +Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.  -Calvin
       +20 octets is 160 guys playing flutes -- rob
       +        chan[2]='m';        /* Ooh, careful! */
       +Many system design flaws can be traced to unwarrantedly anthropomorphizing the user.
       +The common theme to all three of the A320 crashes is lack of altitude.  -Aviation expert.
       +Clear your screen after you log off.
       +#define struct union /* Great space saver */
       +Maybe there is no death as we know it.  Just documents changing hands.
       +It's the only avant-garde we got.
       +When times are bad, people feel compelled to overeat.
       +If you could become more ugly, it would help your career enormously.
       +You have a vast capacity for becoming embarrassed on other people's behalf.
       +You have important hair.
       +We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following the rules of good grooming.
       +I just hate to be pushed around by some @#$%^& machine. - Ken Thompson, on the i960
       +Easy reading is damned hard writing.  - Sheridan
       +After hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity. -Harlan Ellison
       +        MOVL        R1,
       +How can you write a big system without C++?  -Paul Glick
       +So, if you put a G on the front you have to put a zero on the back?  -Ken
       +   As usual, please try to use a reusable mug.
       +I'd use plan 9 before i'd use bitfields -- pjw
       +Of the physical pages in use, 3436738592 pages are permanently allocated to VMS.
       +February marks the fag end of Bombay's short mild winter spell.
       +Let's share those threats
       +Let's not beat ourselves up for being defensive
       +There's some Jungian principles inside us
       +There are many feedback loops into your system
       +Time to take a stretch-break (possibly self-managed)
       +There'll be massive chaos downstream
       +Feel your own power
       +We're getting lots of dysfunctional acting-out of anxiety
       +We've got to raise this to a double-loop system
       +We've got to keep upping the control until one of us goes nuke!
       +The conflict has to be ritualised in order to get it addressed
       +If you carry on, head-to-head, on `solution' you don't get anywhere
       +That sort of `collusive carrying' just isn't on.
       +Everybody will soon be owning their incompetence
       +They'll be scapegoated because they have a valency for incompetence
       +You gotta pump-prime your seed-corn
       +You need a proactive planning horizon
       +I want you to feel your own power
       +Let's fix a frame on these issues and focus on the power dynamics in the room
       +Infinite retry on parallel printer time-out
       +A system is Unix if and only if it will compile and run everything on prep.ai.mit.edu without restrictions.
       +Can you sum up plan 9 in layman's terms? It does everything Unix does only less reliably - Ken
       +(hch:) Can't find /you/must/specify/HCDIR/bin/hc@sun41com
       +There are tons of bad AD and DA convertors out there, but they don't make Nyquist wrong. -Marc LoCascio
       +This is like ignoring both the speed limit and the odometer in your car.  It won't get you far. -Kenneth P. Birman
       +I didn't really expect to find elephants on the airport runway, and there weren't any.  -dmr
       +"Objective" and "subjective" are not entirely subjective. - Penn Jillette
       +The alpha is doing a lot more computation than a lightbulb -- rob
       +It is rarely wise to underestimate the taste of the truly pious.
       +WAIS allows relevance feedback
       +Once you start talking about Nothing, people think you're some sort of idiot. -John Cage
       +Why is there only one Monopoly commission?
       +If something could be done about cache misses, programs would run about twice as fast.  -Andrew Appel
       +mount: mount /srv/boot /n/bootes: permission denied
       +Kudos to everyone on the WKSH Team!
       +the application "unknown" has unexpectedly quit, because of sys.
       +BUSINESS UNIT NEWS: 
       +   o UNIX System Labs launches a torrent of announcements 
       +/bin/ls: exec header invalid
       +If you wish to vote "No opinion" on any topic, you must cancel gut.wksh and execute gut instead.
       +Huiswants es.
       +Motto: Compute with fermions, communicate with bosons.  -Vincent Heuring
       +The flip side of change is trust.   -George Bush
       +We are changing the alignment, not the membership.  -John Mayo
       +The President [Bush] is just a guy who sucks in life.  - White House aide
       +At MIT the server is the unit of invention.  -Rob Pike
       +The dependency dag for a target consists of nodes connected by directed arcs.
       +I was an asshole when you (philw) were still a gleam in your father's eye.  -Bob Flandrena
       +Beleidigungen, Beschwerden und Flames bitte an NUL schicken.
       +Fashion, though a goddess, is a fool, and all her worshippers..are nincompoops. E. S. Barrett
       +You advocate a lot of egg sucking but you're not very forthcoming with the eggs.  Phil Winterbottom (to ken)
       +My pile of equipment is bigger than your pile of equipment -- philw
       +Mathematics is ... the hot and chaotic work of the devil.  Quayle needn't know this.  -Vaughan Pratt
       +51HAren't you glad you don't have to do this anymore?
       +Virtual caches are the worst idea since register windows. - Phil Winterbottom
       +cetus news: Cannot open /usr/news/
       +``Ausserordentlich chaotisch, dissonant, und häßlich.'' -review of premiere of Beethoven's 9th
       +Why is the text on my screen turning umop-apisdn?
       +There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977
       +coproc proto viol
       +Time wounds all heels.
       +Live fast, die young, leave a long publication list.
       +150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for 9ss.Z.
       +Maximum number of users exceeded - try again laterConnection closed by foreign host.
       +Connected to 192.65.218.43.
       +When in doubt, twirl.  -Ted Shawn
       +¿Tôø müçh öf á gòód thìng?
       +Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -Frank Zappa
       +Quando la neve si scioglie si vede la merda.
       +I wonder how Plan 9 could be used to monitor shut-ins? -- L. Bernstein
       +Semper ubi sub ubi.
       +Lesson 10 - Who killed Bambi?
       +Is it a lot of blokes with long hair and guitars around their necks? -Keith Richards (on Nirvana)
       +Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young. - Samuel Johnson
       +Memory tests terminated by keystroke
       +Rome deserves you. - Tiberius to Caligula.
       +as1: Error: ../bpvvv.c, line 1324: Too many float literals--compile with "-Wb,-nopool"
       +        } /* the next line is indented funny to preserve old indentation */
       +                syslog(LOG_WARNING,"/etc/copyright may be too large");
       +Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect. - David Dinkins
       +It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams.
       +At twilight, objects often start/To make odd sounds and fall apart.
       +A random thought, if said aloud,/May soon attract a hostile crowd.
       +A timely use of glue or paste/May well prevent a shocking waste.
       +One cannot hope to end one's life/With nothing but a butter knife.
       +The seaweed on the shore cries out/But only it knows what about.
       +It's possible to pick up crumbs/By pressing on them with the thumbs.
       +The one who wants to put on airs/Should not attempt them on the stairs.
       +The person who today is here/May by tomorrow disappear.
       +The helpful thought for which you look/Is written somewhere in a book.
       +A one- or two-inch piece of string/Cannot be used for anything.
       +Upon your person keep a pill/In case you're taken deathly ill.
       +Britain has football hooligans, Germany has neo-Nazis, and France has farmers.  -The Times
       +Government Warning: According to the Surgeon General you're going to die.
       +Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est.
       +Please do not urinate in the rain gauge. - sign on Mt. Kilimanjaro
       +Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans. -rob
       +The implementation should provide some reasonable value (80? 255? 509?) rather than something unusable like USHRT_MAX. - ANSI C Rationale
       +Real data are normal in the middle and Cauchy in the tails.
       +accom: Warning 310: restart.c, line 148: A file with no declarations or definitions is accepted as an extension to ANSI C
       +Always go for overkill.  -Lou Reed
       +Available only for MEI designed 3.5"MO series. Do not use it absolutely in another drive.
       +Is the tool broadly supported or maintained?
       +You don't need rain in a movie, and you don't need ``paradigm'' in a book. - Penn Jillette
       +Routine work drives out creative work - Arno Penzias
       +If my career depended on dot-dot, I'd be on the dole.  - philw
       +>>>'/€€܇€€D/€' panic: decref
       +150 years ago everybody was a Christian Scientist.   dmr
       +              Featuring the Intel 14.4EX with V.42bis and MNP5
       +Look what David Koresh did, rather than go home and visit HIS parents!         - Teller's mother
       +It appears that people would rather have their hands on the wheel and drive off the cliff than be thrown over naked. (scj in Computing Systems)
       +'Gigabit' seems to mean 600 megabits.  It's a VAX gigabit.  - ken
       +Valid license for the following required when not using dbx on kernel.  Product OSF-DEV (OSF Developer's Kit): No license found.
       +Life is hard.  It's even harder if you're stupid.
       +I'm pulling *something* here.  - Dom Marotta
       +From: No gas will be sold to anyone in a glass container <SKASS@DREW.DREW.EDU>
       +Figure 1b shows how C++'s pure virtual functions turned a black box into a toroidal design
       +(accom): tasks.c, line 7576: accom: Internal:   Out of tree space.  Cannot continue compilation.  The current size was specified as or defaulted to -Wf,-XNh1000 giving a table size of 1000.  Recompile giving a command line option to increase the table size.  Example option giving a larger table: -Wf,-XNh2000
       +No UNIX system on the market supports more standards than DEC OSF/1.
       +I despise the little old ladies of both sexes. -Charles Ives
       +What does sound have to do with music? -Charles Ives
       +              YOU are welecome to Cheboxary!!
       +I don't need any help, 'cause I'm not doing anything.  -Howard
       +ugen: warning   : line 979 : ../../../../../../src/usr/ccs/bin/ugen/const_idiv.p, line 230
       +VAX portability is assured.
       +Additionally, the paper [xxx] can serve as an excellent tool to help any new project introspect about how it will do business. - Jim Coplien
       +We are not wholly an island, except geographically.  - John Major
       +I'm drawing a line under the sand.  - John Major
       +Always wear underpants beneath your kanzu before you mount your bicycle.
       +Humiliation is intrinsically comic. - Frank Conroy
       +C gains much of its vaunted efficiency by employing a very powerful pre-processor, usually called a ``programmer''.
       +T-shirt: Mom and Dad invented OOP in the 70's and all I got was C++
       +  DEC OSF/1 V1.2 Worksystem Software (Rev. 10) The installation software has successfully installed your system.
       +BD-445G (red compact car) lights no longer on
       +Checking system endianess...                    Big endian
       +Subject: **  PROCESS CHANGE ALERT  **********************   ERROR:(-)input line 8:LI:no lists active     Distribution: ihlpb!pca-usi5e 
       +If Dennis Ritchie were the man who developed Modula-2 then C would be long forgotten. -Tarjei Jensen
       +From --rw-rw-rw- Sun Aug 15 04:21:17 EDT 1993
       +If you're smart you'll remain ignorant - bobf
       +They bit the wrong chicken's head off with their own teeth and got blood all over their shirt - nls
       +Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. -Gertrude Stein
       +A coach is someone who lives and behaves Our Common Bond, and views each coaching interaction as a real measure of truth.
       +Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave
       +Standards is an area that is constantly changing.  -Carl Cargill (ed. ACM StandardView)
       +This will be sexy: nothing like a good tty driver to turn you on. - Phil Winterbottom
       +To find out a person's userid, ask him.  --IBM VM/CMS Primer
       +Blessed be the optionless, for they shall not eat gnu
       +Every old barn can use a little paint. - Tammy Faye Bakker on Primetime Live 11/18/93
       +The sendmail security patch will be available in approximately two weeks.
       +Diversity better than intensity -- Xerox PARC talk (conclusion)
       +Sir Francis Drake circumcised the globe with a hundred foot clipper.
       +If a train station is where a train stops, what's a workstation?
       +I just want a bare-boned, straight EMACS.  - Rae McLellan
       +Cohesion and coupling are intertwined.
       +SPEC results inflated by too many compiler flags. -Microprocessor Review
       +a.out: does not have gp tables for all it's sections
       +?warning: write might change good version of `sendmail'
       +Being afraid of X is about as sensible as being afraid of sendmail.
       +I wish these damn scientists would leave intelligence to the experts.  -Gen. Richard Stillwell (CIA)
       +#include... <depending on your compiler>
       +I don't like to spend my time on sterile discussions -- Bjarne Stroustrup, in The Evolution of C++
       +There is no problem so simple that management can fix it.  - Dave Presotto
       +Fat Triangles Determine Linearly Many Holes
       +We send our young men to fight wars.  Ants, at least, send their old women. - E.O. Wilson
       +#/->/ := #/->/
       +*** Message content is not printable: delete, write or save it to a file ***
       +It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek
       +I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. --Charlie Hall
       +emacs: Terminal type "emacs" is not powerful enough to run Emacs.
       +xterm: Error 50, errno 1: Too big
       +RMS was neither ignorant nor lying.  He simply used word choices that created confusion.
       +User Needs Drive IS To Wherehouse -- OS Today headline
       +Probably not a complicated question - how does the mount driver work? - C.R. Kalmanek
       +Subject: no subject (file transmission)
       +If you find any unidentified object under your seat, please do not attempt to smoke it.
       +ML is a language for people with excess IQ points. - John Ousterhout
       +The Big Bang theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
       +Someone's searching for sex in the 800 database.
       +1181258 SAVECORE SEGMENTATION FAULT WHILE TRYING TO SAVE CORE
       +Middleware is the implementation of a concept. - Ed Szurkowski
       +FOUND IN SUPPOSEDLY EMPTY EQUIPMENT, MATTOON, IL POST OFFICE 61938
       +To back up the 57th platter in the file system type 'wormingest 49; wormcp 62 49'.
       +/n/a:/100377-15/sun3/4.1.1/sendmail: Ascii & Extended Latin & Cyrillic & Hebrew text
       +Not responsible for errors in typo.
       +This is AT&T.  Communication is our business, not our mode of working. - Jim Clemans
       +How much clearer everything is when you underline! - Ron Hardin
       +Improve our mechanisms for sharing BU and "white space" opportunities knowledge and laboratory and center capabilities so as to assure optimal use of contrained resources.
       +The Internet grows hyperbolically, but is usually described elliptically. - Dr. Internet
       +Microsoft - We put the "backwards" into backwards compatibility.
       +Many will urinate with joy in having shared in the hacking of your neck.  - a comment on netnews
       +[Acting] was a lot more difficult than modeling.  There's a lot to remember.  -Cindy Crawford
       +Everything that can ever be invented has been invented -Charles H. Duell, Commisioner of U.S. Patents, 1899.
       +The complex-type shall be a simple-type.  ISO 10206:1991 (Extended Pascal)
       +The "do one thing well" philosophy underlying UNIX is best realized in a fully object-oriented environment. - some Linux guy
       +Subject: slip:UX:killall: INFO: killing pid 140 <routed>
       +There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users".  - Edward Tufte
       +I think you have to really be an engineer to run a technology company. - Bill Gates
       +hd2: model oCnnreP repieharsl6        with default 1471 cyl 5 head 17 sec
       +I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job - George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign
       +This is a great day for France! - Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral
       +I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change.  - Dan Quayle
       +What a waste it is to lose one's mind-or not to have a mind. How true that is. - Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund
       +The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at. - George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline
       +I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me. - George Bush
       +Mondale: George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize.  Bush: Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time.
       +#define n_zeroes        _n._n_n._n_zeroes
       +To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
       +Consider the daffodil.  And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
       +Sorry, the passowrd you asked for is too long.  Please choose a password that is 2147459392 to 8 characters long.
       +Television is a medium.  So called because it is neither rare, nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs
       +The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony No. 9.
       +This is the best recruiting season we've ever had.  - Ken Thompson, Dec 21, 1995
       +Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate that!
       +Press Ctlt-Ds Ctlt-Del a to reboour reboour mach
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