This is the output to the BBS's 1-liner chat bot.
04/04/2025 Divarin: "First!"
05/08/2026 Divarin: "Somehow I ended up in a timeline serving as a penal colony for the criminally insane"
05/09/2026 Divarin: "To discover new continents one must be at peace being adrift"
05/10/2026 Divarin: "This is as much anger as I can muster for something so stupid"
06/03/2026 Divarin: "Saying 'You're into computers so can you fix my printer?' is like saying 'You're into cars so can you bring your truck over to my house this Saturday and help me move?'"

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