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>> 1 ssz 2026-06-30 10:02 ID:zqU062WM
ssz joined the call
everyone muted instinctively
red face already angry
smell the whisky from here
mouth twisting around
"
sageru bee bastards
shitting up my board again
terrible little stories
utterly repetitive
too much namefagging
too "meta" too random
And why do they never
write any stories
about me?
"
Tanami said but boss you're already
in so many of the stories what
are you talking about Shii?
unspoken rule broken
tanami muted
the channel4 discord
a labyrinth of unwritten rules
the minotaur
a manchild
on an ego trip
ssz monolog :
those awful little
sageru bee stories
technically break no rules
But listen! they are like
little cigarettes
They pollute the space
women quite dislike them
there is a sense of cheapness
Unnecessary and unwanted.
noricom chimed in:
Stories about characters are one thing.
But they should be about SJIS characters,
not our friends, and Discord moderators.
Dear kind killsushi even left us a tool
for making brand new AA stories.
ssz answers:
we are all anonymous, anonymous is legion
the name field -- is a trap --
give them an inch and they take a mile
your voice is already a face
speak without a voice and it's truth we utter
Tanami remarks:
So how much of that whisky did you drink anyway ssz?
Meltingwax observes:
It looks to be half a bottle's worth.
You should quit that nasty habit.
ssz continues on:
why dont they post porno on my imageboard?
or news stories on current events?
Learning language together on my language board.
The entire internet concentrated to my bbs.
ants collect food from around the house
the ant queen feasts and there is harmony
never have to go outside again
Maybe the site is dea
Nameless interrupts:
No SSZ! Do not give up hope.
channel4 will last for at least
ten thousand more glorious years.
(pounding fist on desk)
I know what I will do.
I will spend $10,000 on ads on Google Adsense,
Facebook and Instagram promoted reels,
even pop-unders on shady illegal pornosites.
Do not give up hope dear friend!
ssz, finishing another shot of whisky:
it's obvious what we need to do
we work with meltingwax to grow our discord
and you buy your ads
and channel4 will grow and grow and grow
channel4 already d--d, can't be killed again
One hundred boards
One thousand jannies
One million smiles and laughs
The channel4 Discord members begin chanting in unity:
DQN ! DQN ! DQN ! DQN !
ssz, building up energy:
And it'll be a nice normal place to hang out.
The kind of website you would show your pastor.
People will meet friends and lovers on channel4
DQN ! DQN ! DQN ! DQN !
DQN ! DQN ! DQN ! DQN !
A clean fresh site redesign
Training videos on youtube: "how to post"
A strict code of conduct to keep out the racists
sex freaks, communists, brain damaged failures
DQN ! DQN ! DQN ! DQN !
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We will do it for KILLSUSHI!
DQN ! DQN ! DQN ! DQN !
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>> 2 Anonymous 2026-06-30 13:08 ID:Heaven
Nice post. Discord users are so lame
>> 3 Anonymous 2026-07-12 20:40 ID:wu2Jz+Nr
Need link to 4-ch discord
>> 4 Anonymous 2026-07-13 12:02 ID:Heaven
>>3 LOL
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