COMMENTARY
       RECOVERED CONDERMAN.GROUP OPINION AND SERMONS // 2024-2025
       
       Essays rescued from Conderman.Group: media criticism, technology,
       politics, food television and several arguments that arrived fully awake.
       For a representative start, try The Paperless Office Was a Lie or the
       Elaine Benes piece. Dates and viewpoints remain those of the source archive.
       
       YEARS OF NITETIME NOTES
       The newer notes meet older arguments, local observations and technology sermons.
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       START HERE // HIGHLIGHTS
  TEXT The Dead Internet Theory
  TEXT Sand in the Groove
  TEXT Ask the Universe: A NITETIME.NET Reality Hack
  TEXT The Eternal Village of Springfield: Cultural Immortality
  TEXT Help Us Build Plan 9 as a Live Nitetime Puppet Show
  TEXT The Meta AI Trust Commercial
  TEXT The America I Learned About as a Kid Never Existed
  TEXT The NITETIME Organ Control System
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  TEXT Bobby Flay: The Winningest and Losingest Chef
  TEXT The Measure of a Life: Justice, Responsibility, and Righteousness
  TEXT The (G|D)rowing Distraction: Grow Up, America
  TEXT Understanding the "Defund the Police" Frustration
  TEXT A Unified Digital Life (But Never Will)
  TEXT Food Network's Judging Titans
  TEXT Arby's: A Masterclass in Customer Repellent
  TEXT The Flavor of Victory: Food Network in 2024
  TEXT Hollywood on the Brink: Wildfires and the Film Industry
  TEXT The Gulf of (Nothing) Burger
  TEXT The Hidden Elaine Benes Arc
  TEXT The Honey Trap: Why Tech Influencers Sold You Out
  TEXT The Paperless Office Was a Lie
  TEXT Back on the Road, and Everything's Different
  TEXT You Know Why Your Generation Sucks?
  TEXT A Letter from Gen X to the Boomers
  TEXT Rebuilding America's Rail Future
  TEXT Why Aren't We Taking Day Trips on Trains?
  TEXT The Sovereign Citizen Scam: A Dangerous Illusion
  TEXT Rebuttal to ASNDirectory.com's Terms of Service
  TEXT How Victory Became Defeat: The Space Race, 1969
  TEXT The Unsung Brilliance of RRR
  TEXT The Movie Star Glow-Up Hall of Fame
  TEXT 2025 Disasters Already in 2025!
  TEXT Nothing But Trouble: The Most Important Film in Hip-Hop History
  TEXT Penny and Dan's Tournament of Champions VI React Series
  TEXT Naz Reid Is Trending, But Why Stop There? The Wolves' Secret Weapon Is No Longer a Secret
  TEXT Naz Reid, the Turkish Terminator, and the NBA's Weirdest Power Shift
  TEXT Jake Starck's Legendary Home Run Haul
  TEXT The Hidden Cost of Bureaucratic Spending
  TEXT The House Always Wins: Corporate Exploitation
  TEXT The Oversized Doors of the Ancient World: Evidence of Giants?
  TEXT Wait--Why Is It So Impossible to Visit Antarctica?
  TEXT The Spirits in the Bottle: Possession and Identity Dissociation
  TEXT Where Did the Juggalo Hustle Go?
  TEXT Why Is It Called Edgerton?
  TEXT "Tough on Crime" -- Unless You're a Rapist
  TEXT Susan Crawford: Rebalancing Justice by Tilting It
  TEXT The Final Word: I Don't Like Any of These People
  TEXT When Voting Feels Like Choosing Between Toothaches
  TEXT Popular Vote vs. Electoral College: Why Balance Matters
  TEXT AmericaTogether Initiative: A National Call to Action
  TEXT An Open Letter to Senator Tammy Baldwin
  TEXT Dear President Trump and Mr. Musk: Trump Trains
  TEXT You Want Big Government? Then Explain This.
  TEXT For US, By US: American Industry and Labor
  TEXT "I Am Paying for This Microphone, Mr. Green"
  TEXT My Cousin Mel Said, "Remember Bird Box?"
  TEXT Say Goodbye to Google's Broken Search Model
  TEXT The Death of the Future: Why Style Has Stopped Evolving
  TEXT The Great Cussing Divide: How Language Reveals Your Politics
  TEXT The Left Eats Itself: When the Snake Turns Inward
  TEXT The Weight of Perspective: A Fat Guy's Guide to Inquiry
  TEXT You Knew a Meme Before It Was Called a Meme
  TEXT The Great Lost Technology: How the Ancients Poured Stone
  TEXT If Things Go South, Don't Let Your Preacher Kill the Telescope
  TEXT Kutchie's Key Lime Pie: A Forgotten Bot?
  TEXT Grandma's Take: Gaming Then and Now--Worth Every Penny?
  TEXT The Current State of Seinfeld Fandom
  TEXT A Red Line in Madison: The Assault on Brian Gartley
  TEXT You Got What You Wanted: A Vaping Rant
  TEXT Keystone Pipeline Rupture Near Fort Ransom
  TEXT Cybertruck Chaos at UW-Madison
  TEXT A Living Tapestry: La Valle and Its Neighbors
  TEXT Kwik Trip: A Wisconsin Empire of Convenience
  TEXT Now This Is What I Call Systemic Racism: The Osage Reign of Terror
  TEXT Oh, Dear Sovereign Citizens: Purveyors of Legal Fan Fiction
  TEXT A Park for the People (Without the People)
  TEXT "More Weight": Giles Corey and the Cost of Conscience
  TEXT Oh You Stupid, Stupid People
  TEXT Reality Is Not a Costume
  TEXT The Pilgrims Were Not Ready for Grandma's Apothecary
  TEXT Time One: The Universal Hour
  TEXT Where Were the Whistleblowers?
  TEXT When Memes Feel True But Aren't: The Viral 2015 Tax Hike That Wasn't
  TEXT Folks, It's Hog Wash: Ingo Swann and Remote Viewing
  TEXT Gods, Ghosts, and Forgotten Wi-Fi
  TEXT High on Their Own Supply
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       HISTORICAL NITETIME NOTES
  TEXT @. So you have this law, townofalbionwi.com/uploads - 2022
  TEXT And all the joyriders now go to prison. I don't understand why there is... - 2021
  TEXT Because the Internet never forgets anything, and I would rather not... - 2015
  TEXT There is still gold to be picked at thrift stores. Looks mint other... - 2024
  TEXT Water is working. We set the pressure tank at 28. But the pump is short... - 2021
  TEXT Dear Highwood Estates Neighbors and HIGHWOOD ESTATES IMPROVEMENT... - 2024
  TEXT Finding My Way Back: Reflections on Life Without a License Being older... - 2024
  TEXT Folks are saying the greentext version of the Bible is skipping major... - 2024
  TEXT Gov Walker isn't my guy, but the blind hate is sickening. So here is he... - 2015
  TEXT Here are probably my final thoughts on the Reedsburg thing. If you... - 2024
  TEXT I am going to start by saying this: if you live in Highwood/Mallwood... - 2026
  TEXT I happened to be driving through a very Republican part of the state... - 2025
  TEXT I would like to encourage everyone to check out ACTA allows them to... - 2010
  TEXT If elected to the Highwood Estates Board of Directors, my primary focus... - 2024
  TEXT In the heart of the Midwest, where the cool breezes blow, Lies... - 2023
  TEXT Job Opening: Database Administrator/SQL Developer - We (State Bar of... - 2015
  TEXT Just got back from the Flying Circus RC Air Show. Even with the strong... - 2021
  TEXT Anyone remember Rescue Heroes? Found all these guys today hanging out... - 2019
  TEXT I just finished another one of my picture updates. I am so tickled with... - 2025
  TEXT Nice kid was selling Shark Week paintings at the Edgerton farmers... - 2025
  TEXT Wisconsin style is best style. Stop eating just frozen pizza and take... - 2021
  TEXT Anyone know how I can get in on this??? In High School, I was... - 2019
  TEXT Penny and I are going to grab breakfast and go see the trains this... - 2025
  TEXT Photoshop now has some AI features. One that is handy is that you can... - 2024
  TEXT Thank you to @ and everyone else that put on a fantastic - 2022
  TEXT This is why letting people take polls doesn't work. On this the low... - 2016
  TEXT Well shit. This idiot won. NEVER FORGET people THIS MAN THINKS CHILDREN... - 2026
  TEXT Poor Republican Rep. Sean Duffy. He is fretting about making ends meet... - 2011
  TEXT R.I.P. Brian Rabuck Absolutely one of the saddest days of my life.... - 2023
  TEXT So folks, Anyone in Highwood wanna talk to some AI's I have been... - 2024
  TEXT Some neighborhood kids just dropped by to sell candy bars for a band... - 2022
  TEXT The list of exemptions on Wisconsin's latest emergency order is... - 2020
  TEXT The model train show was in town last weekend. I gotta say, a lot of... - 2016
  TEXT They say it's a small world and everyone's connected by a few degrees.... - 2025
  TEXT This isn't deregulation. It's abdication. This reckless legislative... - 2025
  TEXT This past weekend was unexpectedly powerful. For the first time in a... - 2025
  TEXT Twitter is a figurative "deafening roar of people talking with fingers... - 2016
  TEXT Waiting for UPS to drop of my security camera today. It is amazing what... - 2015
  TEXT Wal-Mart Janesville is a complete dump! Literally there are random... - 2021
  TEXT Want proof that Wisconsin is the best place on earth to live? May I... - 2015
  TEXT Well, these always suck to post. It is with a heavy heart that we share... - 2024
  TEXT Welp, I just found out what's happening in Reedsburg, and I am... - 2024
  TEXT Who is going to be lined up at #culvers @ at 9am tomorrow? This has q - 2021
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