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Public zerg meta strategy
By: Speed Date: February 11, 2021, 6:03 am
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Since some people have very few wrinkles on their brain: This
post is meant to make fun of the stupidity of some zerg I faced
and if I didn't do this I'd flame even more than I already did.
You'll only get offended by this if you want to be offended,
which can't be helped x)
Ok folks, here is the official heXnab approved guide on how to
play zerg in a public lobby:
Step 1: a bit of a no brainer, but in order to be zerg, you have
to somehow be assigned zerg in voting phase after loading
screen, this can be done by sticking to "any" (default) and no
one picking zerg, picking terran but getting randomed zerg
because nobody else picked it or, last but not least, be so
fancy to actually click the "zerg" button.
Step 2: the game starts and your zerg units start spawning,
since not much is happening early game, use this time to wipe
off your drooling mouth and take a sip of water so your smooth
brain doesn't completely dry out. Also press F2 and a-click
middle terran, for good measure. And turn all your spawners red,
because it's a nicer colour.
Step 3: Build some spawners somewhere, preferably tanklings
because they are better than slowlings (literally twice the HP
LOL) and also try to make them close to terran so they are more
effective. Spawners are income, do NOT build mineral extractors,
they are like spawners, but worse.
Step 4: Ideally the middle terran died or ragequit because of
the early F2, so you can focus all your tanklings on the right
terran don't focus them on the wrong terran, focus them in the
RIGHT one. If the middle terran didn't die make sure to F2 and
a-click him a few more times during the first few minutes. Also
make some hydras / infestors at like 8 minutes, when you have
good income from your spawners so you have some of those special
units, just in case.
Step 5: Look at what your ally has done, you need to check if he
has done any mistakes, such as:
built mineral extractor
didn't upgrade capacity on all his spawners
his terrans have more gasses than your terrans (clearly this
means he did something wrong)
didn't make any hydra / infestor
If any of these apply, there is nothing you can do anymore, but
one thing. Open the chat and let the terrans know they only won
because of your trash ally, then leave the game and go for the
next lobby, hopefully next time you can get a more skilled ally.
Good luck and have fun guys, may the power of the F2 be with
you!
#Post#: 1806--------------------------------------------------
Re: Public zerg meta strategy
By: Buggo Date: February 11, 2021, 1:00 pm
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the best post of the year
#Post#: 1810--------------------------------------------------
Re: Public zerg meta strategy
By: RickSanchez Date: February 11, 2021, 1:47 pm
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[quote author=<heXnab>Speed link=topic=188.msg1798#msg1798
date=1613045003][...]You'll only get offended by this if you
want to be offended[...]
wipe off your drooling mouth[...][/quote]
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