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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: ta2dflip Date: August 28, 2014, 3:25 pm
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[quote author=bigboldc link=topic=650.msg8458#msg8458
date=1409256397]
2 that might be useful.
Build a bridge and get over it.
He is suffering from beaker syndrome. Its all about ( beakers
voice ) mememememe
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Bold, the whole saying is: Cry me a river and then build a
bridge and get over it.
Some that I like: Pull your bottom lip over your head and
swallow. Play Russian roulette with a 9mm. and some t-shirts I
used to have
[center]****Warning, these are OFFENSIVE****
I'm sorry I offended you, but assholes like you are easily
offended.
I won't stalk you if you let me fuck you.
If you loved me you'd suck it!
Take those two middle fingers and shove them up your ass and
walk on your elbows.
Opinions are like assholes....fuck you!
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: SIERRASTRIKE Date: August 28, 2014, 4:59 pm
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[quote author=bigboldc link=topic=650.msg8458#msg8458
date=1409256397]
2 that might be useful.
Build a bridge and get over it.
He is suffering from beaker syndrome. Its all about ( beakers
voice ) mememememe
[/quote]love the Beaker joke. He was one of my favorites. And
Pepe the shrimp.
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: BamBam kd Date: August 29, 2014, 10:25 am
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Can't forget the old favorite...."busier than a one legged
indian in an ass kicking contest"
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: guest45 Date: August 29, 2014, 10:36 am
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and if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Corbantis Date: August 29, 2014, 10:47 am
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HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2DObYMtItg
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: BamBam kd Date: August 29, 2014, 2:55 pm
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Why does a dog lick his balls?.......because he can!
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Nahwasntme Date: August 29, 2014, 4:02 pm
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[quote author=BamBam kd link=topic=650.msg8636#msg8636
date=1409342111]
Why does a dog lick his balls?.......because he can!
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Now that's a bit salty for my tastes. :grin:
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Greyza Badger Date: August 30, 2014, 1:25 pm
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HTML http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100731182348/southpark/images/2/2b/SPCCSB5.jpg
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Mr budeedee Date: August 30, 2014, 5:17 pm
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Man at bar
Bartender: Would you like a shot of tequila?
Man: No thank you. Last time I drank tequila I blew chunks.
Bartender: This is high quality tequila. It won't make you sick.
Man: No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Daswagdaddy101 Date: August 31, 2014, 12:04 am
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[quote author=Soul Stigma link=topic=650.msg7866#msg7866
date=1409026339]
Since I already see filth in this thread, hopefully I don't
offend here - if so, please let me know!
When you're really busy: "busier than a one-armed monkey with
two dicks"
Someone with a history of very bad luck: "he could fall into a
barrel of pu$$ies and come up with a dick in his mouth"
An idiot: "ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot"
An idiot: "could fuck up a wet dream"
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or as my dad would say it "ain't got sense enough to pour piss
out of a boot with the directions on the heel
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