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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: ta2dflip Date: August 25, 2014, 11:26 pm
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[quote author=Soul Stigma link=topic=650.msg7866#msg7866
date=1409026339]
Since I already see filth in this thread, hopefully I don't
offend here - if so, please let me know!
When you're really busy: "busier than a one-armed monkey with
two dicks"
Someone with a history of very bad luck: "he could fall into a
barrel of pu$$ies and come up with a dick in his mouth"
An idiot: "ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot"
An idiot: "could fuck up a wet dream"
[/quote]
To add to that:
When something doesn't make sense, "it's like a monkey fucking
a football"
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: AntacidObject66 Date: August 25, 2014, 11:28 pm
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hey Nah....are these getting better for you? :troll:
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: bigboldc Date: August 25, 2014, 11:29 pm
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My favourite is. He / she got passion fingers cause everything
they touch is fucked.
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: MickeysGrenade Date: August 26, 2014, 1:22 am
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Ah, Site approved raunch; I love the old dudes forums. :beer:
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Nahwasntme Date: August 26, 2014, 2:26 am
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My faith is being restored, keep up the good work. Now all I
have to do is to get that image of the one armed monkey out of
my head
:bigsmile:
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Panz3rChief Date: August 26, 2014, 7:45 am
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I've always been fond of "Go drink some concrete and harden the
f*#% up!"
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: RenquistNC Date: August 28, 2014, 2:13 pm
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Big-girl panties -does- get used a lot in the southern US.
Some other frequently used sayings:
"When you pull your skirt back down [from over your head], come
on over here and join us... [for a drink, playing xbox, etc.]"
"Wash the sand out of your man-gina, and quit yer bitchin!"
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: SmokyFiber163 Date: August 28, 2014, 2:43 pm
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I've lived in TX my whole life and never heard it till here.
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: Corbantis Date: August 28, 2014, 2:58 pm
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She never learned to swim, she couldn't keep her mouth shut long
enough.
She's kissed so many sailors her lips move in and out with the
tide.
He talks more cock than a truckload of hens.
I wonder what she's going to use for a mouth when the gorilla
wants his ass back.
Her jeans are so tight you can tell if her small change is heads
or tails.
Trying to explain something to him is like trying to give a fish
a bath.
When you look in his eyes you can see that there is no one
driving.
I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to
that of thousands of others.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
You are such a smart-ass, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice
cream and tell me what flavor it is.
You have a nasty speech impediment....your foot.
I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the
diaper?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any
worse advice.
You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
Her origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under her family
tree.
He's better at sex than anyone. Now all he needs is a partner.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an M-shaped arch over your
head.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the
world would be made to suffer, and you came along.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it
down.
She'd steal the straw from her mother's kennel.
You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement
immediately.
Someone said that you were not fit to frak pigs the other day. I
stuck up for you, though. I told them you were.
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Re: What is it about Americans and big girls panties?
By: bigboldc Date: August 28, 2014, 3:06 pm
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2 that might be useful.
Build a bridge and get over it.
He is suffering from beaker syndrome. Its all about ( beakers
voice ) mememememe
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