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       A Classic...
       By: Maddog STS Date: August 21, 2019, 8:05 am
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       A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall for
       the first time...
       They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
       by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
       back together again.
       The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having
       seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything
       like this in my life; I don't know what it is."
       While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an
       older woman of considerable girth (in a wheel chair, no less)
       moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button on the wall.
       The walls slid open, and the lady rolled between them into a
       small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
       the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
       continued to watch until it reached the last number. Then the
       numbers began to light in the reverse order.
       Finally the walls opened up again, and a gorgeous 20-something
       blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the
       beautiful young woman, said quietly to his son,
       "Go get your Mother..."
       :D
       #Post#: 78569--------------------------------------------------
       Re: A Classic...
       By: James0243 Date: August 22, 2019, 8:35 am
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