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While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Maddog STS Date: February 23, 2018, 3:13 pm
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While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck
hole, and
accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very beautiful woman, who lived right there on the
edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of
her
villa and shouted, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky
see-through bath
robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a
VERY
nice figure.
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under
the
twisted cart.
She said, "Please come with me to my villa so I can clean and
bandage
that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and
I'll
help you upright the cart later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my
wife
will like me doing that!”
"Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have
any more
scrapes and I’ll treat them if you do." Well, after all, she was
really pretty, and very persuasive.
Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated,
"I'm
sure my wife won't like this."
We walked to her place just 100 yards away, and after a couple
of
Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I
feel a
lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset,
so I'd
better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall
even
more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything happened,
and by
the way, where is she?"
I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Guderian9139 Date: February 23, 2018, 9:35 pm
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All right - you got a good one.
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: guest629 Date: February 26, 2018, 8:50 am
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Tankgirl210 Date: March 1, 2018, 10:00 pm
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:palm: Teeerable, just teeerable...Lol!
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Guderian9139 Date: March 1, 2018, 10:22 pm
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You had me going... thought you actually were playing golf at
first.
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Maddog STS Date: March 3, 2018, 7:32 pm
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[quote author=Guderian9139 link=topic=4774.msg76360#msg76360
date=1519964521]
You had me going... thought you actually were playing golf at
first.
[/quote]
I wouldn't waste my time doing something like that :fuckyou:
I have golfed once at a company outing, years ago, and I think I
drank more than I golfed :superdrunk:
I do, however, respect the amount of skill it takes.
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Re: While Golfing One Afternoon...
By: Guderian9139 Date: March 5, 2018, 3:33 pm
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