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The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: DangerAnt 007 Date: January 18, 2017, 7:40 pm
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Part One
Ice Cream Sandwich
If it was ever known that you had to be happy in life, nobody
ever told me. The only thing I knew was that between the drunken
raging of my parents and beatings from classmates that called
themselves friends, I had very little to look forward to each
night before bed. I remember counting ice cream sandwiches as
they flew over my head as I lay awake in bed. Their little
fluffy bodies made me tingle in places I didn't think should
tingle. The layers of white cream in the middle made me glisten
in sweat as I imagined running my tongue between the dark
cookies. Every night I just wanted to feel that delicious white
creamy substance between my lips, it was just the feeling to
take me away from the pain of everyday life.
As I walked to school one day after being thrown to the ground
by the bullies in the schoolyard and belittled by my drunken
parents I felt I needed to share the joy of ice cream sandwiches
with everyone. I felt those who would enjoy them the most would
be the very people who made me feel lost and lonely. There had
to be a way to get them the delicious creamy white stuff so they
could feel the same goodness that I felt when I thought of
putting my tongue between two thick, brown cookies.
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: CamDaddy222 Date: January 18, 2017, 10:12 pm
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:shades: this ought to be good
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: guest504 Date: January 19, 2017, 7:36 am
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I'm with Cam - just gonna sit right down and have me some
popcorn ready.
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: January 19, 2017, 8:33 am
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It may be an awkward dream, but in reality it's out of
concern for Dan (soon to be Danielle) and the lie she is living
and hoping she has the courage to follow her heart. We all know
her penchant for wearing short skirts, high heels, taking long
walks on the beach, drinking wine and attending the Catalina
Wine Mixer, so I will finally let out the secret she confided in
me. She is a woman trapped in a mans body! She once stated
that even as a little girl(she's thought of herself that way
ever since she can remember) that she has loved fabrics,
potpourri, cats and hoped for the day she would make the
transformation from girl into womanhood. I believe she even
admitted to using tampons the only way she could at the time and
she declared "it felt liberating!".....grossed me out, but what
ever floats your boat.
Some of you may say, that is quite noble of you Matt, being
more concerned for another human being, but I say nay....that
tart needs to just get snipped, make the final transition and
stop being a douche nozzle. Her incessant whining, crying about
the injustice of it all.....I mean really dudette, just lose a
pair and make that final step.....
Oh and if your referring to her on the forums or platooning with
her, she likes to be called DangerDanielle or just
Danielle......
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: Duckman31998 Date: January 19, 2017, 8:38 am
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Hmmm, if I were a woman I think I'd be a lesbian. Is that wrong
of me? What do you think Matt? :oops:
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: CamDaddy222 Date: January 19, 2017, 11:07 am
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:troll:going to get some popcorn as well!
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: FhYikGwAlOU Date: January 19, 2017, 3:27 pm
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[quote author=lll Duckman lll link=topic=4259.msg68260#msg68260
date=1484836684]
Hmmm, if I were a woman I think I'd be a lesbian. Is that wrong
of me? What do you think Matt? :oops:
[/quote]
Go for it Duck! My guess is you would look like this......
[img]
HTML https://tse3.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.XG8xTx2yhhZ2YtBieOZAWwEsEP&w=198&h=179&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.1[/img]
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: Duckman31998 Date: January 19, 2017, 3:56 pm
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Waiting............................... :smoke:
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: January 19, 2017, 4:06 pm
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[quote author=lll Duckman lll link=topic=4259.msg68278#msg68278
date=1484862987]
Waiting............................... :smoke:
[/quote]
I believe that makes you a lesbian right now......
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Re: The Chronicles of Matt, an Angry Child with an Awkward Dream
By: DangerAnt 007 Date: January 19, 2017, 7:44 pm
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I hope you enjoy the first part of my story about an angry boy
named Matt.
:thankyou:
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