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Shard Trek
By: Corbantis Date: August 1, 2014, 10:03 am
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That shout from Shard made me want to save it here for
posterity. In case anyone missed it...
Today at 07:30:11 Shard77 says: Comet to Shard: "I've done far
worse than kill you, Shard. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on
hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me...marooned for all
eternity in the burning hulk of my chassis... buried alive!
Buried alive...!"
Shard to Comet: "Cometttttt!!!!!.....Comettttt!!!"
July 31, 2014, 18:00:49 Corbantis says: The Comet is Shard's
white whale. Its his KHAN! to his Kirk...
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Re: Shard Trek
By: Shard77 Date: August 1, 2014, 10:15 am
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Comet Commander: "He's still running without APCR."
Comet: "Of course! We are one big, happy platoon! Ah, Shard, my
old friend, do you know the British proverb that tells us
revenge is a dish that is best served cold?...It is very cold at
the bottom of the lake on Abbey."
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Re: Shard Trek
By: Corbantis Date: August 1, 2014, 10:24 am
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ROFLMAO! I nearly choked on my coffee...encore, encore!!!
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Re: Shard Trek
By: Shard77 Date: August 1, 2014, 10:25 am
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Comet Commander: "We're all with you, Comet. But, consider
this. We are free. We have a tank, and the means to go where
we will. We have escaped permanent exile on Sand River. You
have defeated the plans of Shard. You do not need to defeat him
again."
Comet: "He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll
chase him 'round the lake on Lakeville and 'round the Lighthouse
on Cliffs and 'round that stupid rock that I always drive into
on Mountain Pass before I give him up! "
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Re: Shard Trek
By: cheesieburrito Date: August 1, 2014, 10:28 am
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That is hysterical
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Re: Shard Trek
By: Shard77 Date: August 1, 2014, 10:33 am
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Shard: "Comet, you piece of crap. You're going to have to do
your own dirty work now! I've used my Free XP to jump to the
Centurion 1. Do you hear me? Do you?"
Comet: "Shard? You've progressed to Tier 8, my old friend?"
Shard: "Progressed, 'old friend' . You've managed to destroy
the K/D ratio of everyone else, but like a poor gunner, you keep
bouncing your shots!"
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Re: Shard Trek
By: Grrgs Date: August 1, 2014, 10:57 am
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Comet: "To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's
heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at
thee!"
[Comet rams Shard]
Shard destroys Comet.
Tank Commander: "They took out our track!"
Tank Commander: "The radio man is bleeding. We're trying to
cover his position."
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Re: Shard Trek
By: javaboost916 Date: August 1, 2014, 11:07 am
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ROFL!!!
yeah...I'm a trekkie too.
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Re: Shard Trek
By: Shard77 Date: August 1, 2014, 11:37 am
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Shard: "This is Shard. We tried it once your way, Comet, are
you game for a rematch? Comet, I'm laughing at your "top
package."
Comet: "Ramming speed!!!"
Comet Commander: "No, sir! You have Premium Ammo! You can
shoot whatever..."
Comet: "Ramming speed!!!"
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Re: Shard Trek
By: SgtEhrenfried Date: August 1, 2014, 12:12 pm
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:bigsmile: :medal: Hysterical!!
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