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Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: Corbantis Date: June 26, 2016, 8:51 am
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Greetings ALL!
To celebrate (or mourn) American Independence, we present the
following for you to partake:
Revolution:
When: July 2nd 10PM Eastern. Once again we will try for a 4PM
version as well, but bear in mind that if we do not have enough
sign ups, we will cancel the 4 PM.
Continental Army: Tier V & VI US tanks and arty only. US is
limited to two arty in the first three maps to show British arty
superiority.
Special Continental Army Rules
One French tank (AMX Chaffee excluded) may be used to represent
France's contribution to the ground war.
British Imperial Forces: Tier V & VI UK tanks and arty
British Special Rules: Only five TOGs may be used. Can use up to
two German tanks to represent the use of German mercenary forces
(No V/IVs or T34-88s though).
Artillery Rules: As mentioned above, US forces are limited to
two arty. Last map may bring up to five (two must be French
though).
The Maps
Lexington/Concord - Mali Assault Tier III Both sides march in
formation line up to 100m from each other, exchange three
volleys - then general attack. No Arty, no premium tanks.
Westfield Assault - Bunker (Breed's) Hill (Brits get two
Berts to simulate Brit Naval bombardment. They only can fire HE
though.)
Himmelsdorf - Assault Washington Heights Brits attack.
Yorktown - Ensk Assault (Brits limited to two arty due to
siege) - Americans attack.
The music - Top damage tanker for each side may choose the
music for the next match and designate a tanker to be the
regimental band.
The following are not acceptable:
What What in The Butt
Friday, Friday
Any Bieber song, or anyone who has sung with, been in a video
with, or has had a picture with Bieber in which they are not
bitch slapping that wanna be spawn of Satan.
Any auto tuned song.
Any song that makes you feel like you should rip off all your
clothes, slather yourself in Nutella, and run down the street
screaming "SHEEP OR GOAT! I DON'T CARE!"
In addition - And this goes without saying, so I shall type:
The spamming of alcoholic beverages is allowed. Hell I might
even imbibe a few myself. What the hell I shall. And we will
have the following rules.
1) Take a drink at map selection.
2) Take a drink while switching to Premium.
3) Take a drink if hit by arty.
4)Take two drinks if arty misses you.
5) Take a drink if you track a tank.
6) Take a drink if you ammo rack a tank.
7)Take two drinks if you're the one who got ammo racked.
8) Take a drink if for each tank you kill.
9) Take a drink if you get killed.
10) Take two drinks if at match end - your side wins and you
survive.
Also at match end: Lowest damage scorer take three drinks.
Highest scorer takes one.
Sign up in this thread use the following format:
Side: Colonial or Empire
Time Slot 4PM or 10PM
Beverage to be consumed.
Thanks and Good Luck! :cheers:
Team Roster 4PM Sly Couger
10PM
Lopedmule Brits
Sgt Enrenfried Brits
States R Brits (Hessian)
Guderian Brits (Hessian)
TKE919 Brits
Dadoj!f Brits
Duchess Morgan Brits
AaaandImDone Colonial
OldRuggers Colonial
Chris713 Colonial
Asking Oregon Colonial
Mr Zip Colonial
DangerMax Colonial
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: RelentingFir03 Date: June 27, 2016, 9:43 am
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sure sign me up 10pm empire. the gamer tag is lopedamule :evil:
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: June 27, 2016, 10:02 am
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Continental army, please....unless there is a Competition thingy
that I must attend....
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: FhYikGwAlOU Date: June 27, 2016, 10:06 am
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FINALLY - a drinking tank game!! :superdrunk: Thank you Joe
:thumb:
10pm, Colonial and Zima for me! :shocked:
.....unless i cant find it :oversmoke: :amazed: so most likely
my standard Bitburger Pils goto.....based on those rules, if you
have some good games, you will be plowed!! :drunkdance:
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: ALLEYCAT 67 Date: June 27, 2016, 10:06 am
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"Lexington/Concord - Mali Assault Tier III Both sides march
in formation line up to 100m for each other, exchange three
volleys - then general attack. No Arty, no premium tanks."
I hope someone records this...sounds hilarious. :bigsmile:
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: oxidative stres Date: June 27, 2016, 10:10 am
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: Corbantis Date: June 27, 2016, 10:19 am
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[quote author=ALLEYCAT 67 link=topic=3645.msg58560#msg58560
date=1467040001]
"Lexington/Concord - Mali Assault Tier III Both sides march
in formation line up to 100m for each other, exchange three
volleys - then general attack. No Arty, no premium tanks."
I hope someone records this...sounds hilarious. :bigsmile:
[/quote]
I wish we could just record the group chat after the first map.
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: TKE919 Date: June 27, 2016, 10:21 am
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I'll do either side, although I'd need to buy me a tier III for
that first one (all I have is one standard German; rest are
premiums).
Oh, and do you even Bert, bro? It only has one type of ammo
anyway. :tongue: :bigsmile: :mooning:
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: TKE919 Date: June 27, 2016, 10:30 am
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Re: Special SNS Event July 2nd Colonials vs. The Empire
By: Corbantis Date: June 27, 2016, 10:31 am
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[quote author=TKE919 link=topic=3645.msg58564#msg58564
date=1467040863]
I'll do either side, although I'd need to buy me a tier III for
that first one (all I have is one standard German; rest are
premiums).
Oh, and do you even Bert, bro? It only has one type of ammo
anyway. :tongue: :bigsmile: :mooning:
[/quote]
I bert, but not often. Haven't memorized the arty types ammo. Do
remember the dang Russians I played have both types.
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