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WoT Dreaming (too much tanking?)
By: SPF9200 Date: May 7, 2016, 4:29 pm
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Reds closing in as my team tries to hold their ground but its no
use... We are out numbered and pinned in the corner of the map.
I'm hiding behind a low hill but what's this?... I'M NOT IN A
TANK! AND THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME! Shit! This is real life
tanks in a giant warehouse!!! There's the exit just ahead to my
right... I should duck out of here while I still can but,.....
Hesitation! and now I'm stuck as 2 - 3 light tanks come flying
over the low hills to finish us off. SHIT! A Chaffee comes
drifting over the hill right in front of me and I have no where
to go! I lay back flat on the ground and pray to god this ain't
a noob and knows how to drive that damn thing. The driver
manages to straddle me while the bottom of the hull passes just
inches above my nose. I roll and fight to get up and run
but.... the sheets of my bed are in the way? WTH?.... I finally
push myself off the bed & onto the floor. I can barely stand up.
My head groggy, my eyes barely open, my mouth dry as the desert.
Two thoughts run through my head. I can't believe I made it out
alive, and WTF did my wife slip me in my supper last evening?
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Re: WoT Dreaming (too much tanking?)
By: robertthred Date: May 8, 2016, 7:51 pm
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I want some of what you're having. Lol
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Re: WoT Dreaming (too much tanking?)
By: RainbowDash259 Date: May 9, 2016, 5:59 am
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My name is George. .... and I am a tank a holiday. I dream
about tanks too.
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Re: WoT Dreaming (too much tanking?)
By: Corbantis Date: May 9, 2016, 7:29 am
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Could be worse. You could be daydreaming during your commute and
think you're in a PZ1C.
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Re: WoT Dreaming (too much tanking?)
By: SPF9200 Date: May 9, 2016, 9:12 pm
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[quote author=Corbantis link=topic=3479.msg55622#msg55622
date=1462796941]
Could be worse. You could be daydreaming during your commute and
think you're in a PZ1C.
[/quote]
LoL, the carnage on the roadways would be epic!
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