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Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: Corbantis Date: December 10, 2015, 5:31 pm
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Hi All,
Its time for our 2nd Annual songs of Tankmas!
Get your creative juices going and convert a standard Holiday
song into a Tankmas song! You'll need to incorporate the
following elements to ensure a winning entry.
1) Holiday Themed Tankish song incorporating elements of WOT.
2) A member of our clan must be a part of that song.
3) Keep it fairly clean - imagine a choral group singing your
tune in your local mall.
Here's a sample.
To The Tune of Deck The Halls...
Wreck The Halls With rounds of Arty
Fa-la-la Fa-la-la la
Light them up and see them scatter
Fa-la-la La-La-La
See that blazing fool before us
La-la-la La-la-la
Forgot his liner and now he's toast
Fa-al-la la-la-la
Hear the bitching and the moaning
Or is that just Corbantis snoring
Fa-la-la
Well you get the point.
Submit your entries no later than 12/17 at 6PM Eastern. The clan
will then vote, and the top three entries will win a prize.
Post your lyrics in this thread. Thanks and good luck
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: Barytonic Date: December 10, 2015, 11:16 pm
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EDIT: Ah, should have read the rules before posting... I have
edited the lyrics so they contain an OFF member. Me, to be more
exact.
I do a lot of singing myself, and Little Drummer Boy is one of
the songs our vocal group is performing this holiday season. So
here's "Little Premium Tank".
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new great tank to see, pa rum pum pum pum
A lot of gold to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
For pleasing Wargaming, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
So I bought that thing, pa rum pum pum pum,
what have I done?
Paper armor, pa rum pum pum pum
And horrid matchmaking, pa rum pum pum pum
Not good for flanking in, pa rum pum pum pum
The gun can't dent a thing, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Barytonic, you're dum dum dum dumb,
This is no fun.
Battle started, pa rum pum pum pum
Here comes the enemy, pa rum pum pum pum
This tank is failing me, pa rum pum pum pum
The reds are circling me, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Then they laughed at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my gun.
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: AaaaaaandImDone Date: December 11, 2015, 8:06 am
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[quote author=Barytonic link=topic=2932.msg44543#msg44543
date=1449810978]
EDIT: Ah, should have read the rules before posting... I have
edited the lyrics so they contain an OFF member. Me, to be more
exact.
I do a lot of singing myself, and Little Drummer Boy is one of
the songs our vocal group is performing this holiday season. So
here's "Little Premium Tank".
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new great tank to see, pa rum pum pum pum
A lot of gold to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
For pleasing Wargaming, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
So I bought that thing, pa rum pum pum pum,
what have I done?
Paper armor, pa rum pum pum pum
And horrid matchmaking, pa rum pum pum pum
Not good for flanking in, pa rum pum pum pum
The gun can't dent a thing, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Barytonic, you're dum dum dum dumb,
This is no fun.
Battle started, pa rum pum pum pum
Here comes the enemy, pa rum pum pum pum
This tank is failing me, pa rum pum pum pum
The reds are circling me, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Then they laughed at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my gun.
[/quote]
Awesome Barytonic! I am sure most, if not all of us, could
"insert" our name in this song...
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: AhBuaya Date: December 11, 2015, 8:21 am
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You people are oh too polite!
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: Corbantis Date: December 11, 2015, 8:35 am
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[quote author=CROCodilusBuaya link=topic=2932.msg44560#msg44560
date=1449843667]
You people are oh too polite!
[/quote]
Well if we didn't keep it clean, Ice and I would be wading hip
deep through some serious muck. And I'm not talking about
Nutella. :)
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: CamDaddy222 Date: December 11, 2015, 9:01 am
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to the tune of Jingle bell rock. Here is what I have so far.
--Rugger's bells, Rugger's balls, Rugger's bells crushed,
Rugger's bells swing- Rugger's bells swing from left to right.
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: AhBuaya Date: December 11, 2015, 9:05 am
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Rumbling through the snow
In an arty tank today
O'er the steppes we go
Freezing our balls off yay!
So cold I cannot sss...ing
I know this just ain’t right
What fun it is to shiver and sss…ing
A tanking song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, my tank smells
Diesel all the way
Oh, not fun it is to ride
In an arty tank today
Jingle bells, Buaya yells
Lord, promise me today
I want the chance, just once chance
To blow Rugger's tank away
(And before you get too excited Brad, it isn't that kind of
"Blow" :rolf:)
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: Duckman31998 Date: December 11, 2015, 1:07 pm
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Sing this to Jingle Bells and it really works best if you can do
an Elvis impersonation:
I like Mountain Pass
The ice road I shall go
Camp the corner and wait
Because Prototype = arty bait
A green yolos the corner
Gets lit up like a noob
Bang bang he is dead
Why do I get stuck with tools
One red peeks out
My gun roars to life
What is that behind
Rugger and War in scouts
(Everyone now!)
Ohhhhhh switch to premium, switch to premium
Who cares what it costs
OFFers on the other side mean I cannot take a loss
Look up at the top
My team is pretty much gone
Why does it always seem
I get on potato teams
Rugger causes a miss
War rushes round
Now I am bracketed
My turret does not go all the way around
I lower my tanks barrel
To indicate defeat
Do they stop shooting at me
What the hell do you all think!
(Everyone again!)
Ohhhh what a waste, what a waste
To shoot those premium rounds
They killed my tank and kick my ass
AND NOW I’M TONS OF SILVER DOWNNNNNNNNNNN
Thank you, thank you very much
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: Guderian 9139 Date: December 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
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I'll have a Green Christmas, without you...
You all bought Ones and left me, a recluse :sad:
Lemmings run to the left
I'm alone on the right
Here come some OFF-ers...
But they're on the wrong side :hiding:
I'll have a Green Christmas, without you...
My tracks shot out by my old friend...the m00ps :arty:
Mickey sets me afire, then I'm killed by Warsteiner
Oh, I'll have a green poopie-green Christmas
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Re: Holiday Forum Event - The Songs of Tankmas
By: Guderian 9139 Date: December 11, 2015, 4:20 pm
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sung to Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Rollin' around on Himmelsdorf
the night is crisp and clear
I'm in an Arty, Naturally
and the shrapnel's in the air
ELC runnin' through our base
I'm lit up like Christmas Past
turn this pig left, down toward the tracks
and Do Not Spare the Gas!
--There's a scary feeling
as I break on through the gate
no one else has come this way
There's the Reds AGGHH it's too late!!
Havin' a pint in the garage
wonderin' where I went so wrong
was it just rotten RNG?
I just think I'll end this Song !
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