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"Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenario I
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By: Corbantis Date: November 6, 2015, 7:08 am
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Greetings Tankers!
It is a dark time. Winter is coming. With it brings the most
dreaded day in the Land of Retail. Supply Wagons have been
moving non-stop resupplying the various strongpoints along the
mall. A rider approaches, and gives your Commander has
disturbing news. Heralds call out for all to meet in the common
area near Checkout.
You and your fellows meet up with your counterparts in Hardware,
Toys, Home & Garden and Automotive.
The Commander takes a breath and begins.
"You the Warriors of Retail, have done well in keeping the
faith, and I must call upon you once more." He holds up a
parchment. "Unfortunately the Lords of Apple have sent forth the
Ravens with incorrect messages which will severely challenge us
today." You and your fellows look around - this does not bode
well. He takes a deep breath.
"They have deemed the Apple 108 inch TV 4K HD which was to have
a price of $1,999.99, with only ten per stronghold as only
having a price of $19.99. The scribes made a grievous error for
which we will pay for in blood."
A shout goes up - "WHY are we to honor the $19.99? Surely no one
would expect to receive such a prize as at such a low price!"
The Commander raises his hand for silence. "Unfortunately the
Lords of Apple have deemed that this price will stand. A
retraction will only rally the House of Litigation to unleash
their squadrons of Attorneys. This combined with the Beast Known
as Public Outcry, would cause much destruction to the Apple
Master of Coin. The Council of PR has deemed we make a small
sacrifice for the greater good."
"Already rumblings to the North have been felt." "Rangers report
back that the horde is indeed on the move, past the Food Garden,
and have a massed at the Main Gate."
"Can we just say we have none in stock, and send them to a rival
House?" Grodo from Automotive screeches. The Commander shakes
his head. "Nay, ordinarily that might work, but these, these
demons are too smart to fall for this." He sighs. "We know they
are watching all supplies being delivered. They know we have
them."
"Can we divert them to say - Toys?" Mutters Bill from Home &
Garden. "WHAT!??? You coward sitting safely in Home & Garden -
no one wants your wares. But Toys, oh the horror." Exclaims
Jamie, a Veteran of the Great Furbie raid of '97.
"You know the tales!" She continues. "Look what happened last
year! Poor Sam over there got smashed in the head by a crazed
she-bitch wielding an EZ Bake Oven! Now he can only say only a
few words." She looks over to a tall man towering over the rest.
"Isn't that right Sam?
"I AM GROOT." Sam says. "Yes, poor Sam. And yet he's here to
stand with us again, O brave Sam." "HODOR!" says Sam.
The Commander raises his hand. "Nothing will prevent this. We
must stand firm. We will get through this."
A lookout reports a small war band has breached the perimeter
and have evaded the wall guards. No more time to prepare! The
evil is upon us! "TO YOUR POSTS BRAVE FELLOWS!"
From behind aisle five a familiar voice rings out - "Who loves
ya baby." A cheer goes up - Ash from S Mart is with us!!! The
Commander shouts "Ash! To Electronics!" You and your fellows
perk up - maybe you will get through this after all!
Scenario: BoD & Staff will play the part of the unruly shoppers
trying to bust in to get these TVs before the sale is slated to
begin. You as the Watch of Electronics, must stop them.
Victory Conditions:
The associates successfully defend the position by the time time
runs out, or all unruly shoppers have been
dealt with. They will have three attempts.
Winner of the event will be ranked 1st, 2nd and 3rd by damage
dealt and game time remaining.
If a tie winners will face off against each other in deathmatch.
Last tank standing wins.
More to come as time allows today.
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: TKE919 Date: November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
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This is awesome ... even if the incorrect usage of quotation
marks all over the place is making my eye twitch ...
:tongue:
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: Corbantis Date: November 6, 2015, 8:57 am
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Feel free to correct. Did crappy job proofing. Written whie
walking. Lol.
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: TKE919 Date: November 6, 2015, 8:59 am
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[quote author=Corbantis link=topic=2786.msg41930#msg41930
date=1446821870]
Feel free to correct. Did crappy job proofing. Written whie
walking. Lol.
[/quote]
Well ... then A+.
:thumb:
I might tweak that bit. The writing itself is fine. LOL-worthy
fer sure.
:bigsmile:
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: AhBuaya Date: November 6, 2015, 9:00 am
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Dunno about that, but it was almost TL;DR. :troll:
[quote author=TKE919 link=topic=2786.msg41927#msg41927
date=1446821388]
This is awesome ... even if the incorrect usage of quotation
marks all over the place is making my eye twitch ...
:tongue:
[/quote]
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: Guderian 9139 Date: November 11, 2015, 9:35 pm
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so we are Defending ?
Do we get to choose the maps? :nerd:
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: Corbantis Date: November 12, 2015, 4:49 am
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You are defending.
No you do not get to choose which map. The type is assault.
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: Guderian 9139 Date: November 12, 2015, 7:16 am
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oh, this gets better and better :hitself:
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: D1G1TAL GUNF1RE Date: November 12, 2015, 7:27 am
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Very entertaining. Well done and I just finished watching the
whole series. How do we participate in this?
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Re: "Black Friday" - You Know Nothing Jon Snow Scenar
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By: Guderian 9139 Date: November 12, 2015, 8:05 am
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Yes, I read the entire scenario to my wife last night. She is
now convinced we are all truly lunatics.
Good job Joe !
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