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       A Penis Poem
       By: guest438 Date: August 26, 2015, 5:25 pm
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       All a little ditty
       One swear word but not inappropriate I feel.... think we are all
       old enough :wink:
       My good lady pointed me in the direction of this poem &
       suggested that this is now the life of my Gentleman's
       sausage.... its very poetic & almost true  :bigsmile:
       [center]My nookie days are over
       My pilot light is out,
       What used to be my sex appeal
       is now my water spout
       Time was when, on its own
       from my trousers it would spring,
       But now its a full time job
       to find the fuckin thing
       It used to be embarrassing
       the way it would behave
       For every single morning
       it would stand & watch me shave!
       Now as old age approaches
       it sure gives me the blues
       to see it hang its little head
       & watch me tie my shoes!
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       Re: A Penis Poem
       By: MickeysGrenade Date: August 27, 2015, 1:41 am
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       haha funny. When I saw the title I assumed TKE had written a
       love ballad.  On guard, sir!
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