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so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: robertthred Date: May 24, 2015, 9:09 pm
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as i'm playing my brain tends to filk songs
(
HTML http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filk_music
HTML http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filk_music)
making them about WOT.
Ive shared bits and pieces, but now i'm going to make you ALL
SUFFER. i'm going to start sharing them here.
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Re: so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: robertthred Date: May 24, 2015, 9:12 pm
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Imagined to the tune of Mason Profitt Two hangmen
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC3yZdG_2Bc
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC3yZdG_2Bc
As I rode across Redshire in my tank, my dicky max
ducking from cover to cover, hoping they dont hit my tracks.
most the greens were camping base, wanting not to die
one flank was left wide open, they all stayed on one side.
One tank turned to the west, as brave as he could be
he drove a fixed gun shooter, a TD just like me
I guess he'd seen the loses from an open flank
he had lemming'd many times, but learned that that move stank
he called to all his team mates and asked them for an assist.
He told them of the open flank, by himself he could not resist.
He said their plan was a dead end road, a change he did demand
But they just kept rolling east, he couldnt understand.
the gamers name was mickeysgrenade, a guy i'd seen before
he turned and headed west alone because his pleas they did
ignore
I had set up in the east, to snipe on the right side
i turned my tank ninety degrees, and started following mickey's
ride.
we both found rocks behind which we could get our tanks hull
down
we readied our gold ammo, and waited for the OPFOR to come
around
they had sentanced us to die, we were headed for the end
we let our binocs activate and waited to see what the reds would
send
the lemming train found one loan tank. and they all ground to a
halt
the enemy came into view, they had begun their true assult
all thirteen tanks were firing, as they came into view
we opened fire, killed a few and made 'em pay their dues
and now we're two burning tanks sitting side by side
and that dont bother me, at all.
(same all the way to the end)
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Re: so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: robertthred Date: May 24, 2015, 9:14 pm
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Sung to the tune of Escape (the pina colada song)
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkR2Tv4dq4
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WkR2Tv4dq4
I was gettin board of my xbox. we'd been gaming much too long,
Like a super nintindo, all burnt out on donkey kong.
So while my wife is a sleepin' I watch netflix in bed
And in the dashboard advertisements, there was this ad that I
read...
If you like knocking down houses and driving in the rain
If you're not into peggle, if you have half a brain.
If you like playing games at midnight while the ol'lady's in bed
Then I'm the game that you've looked for, "Check me out" the ad
said...
I didn't think it'd be exciting, I know that sounds kind of
mean,
But most free games are the same old dull routine.
So I hit the download button, said to myself "what the heck."
I hit play now when it finished, and it'd made my life a wreck.
Yes, I like knocking down houses and driving in the rain.
I can't stand playing peggle, I needed a change.
Now I can't turn off my Xbox and can't take time to sleep.
Now World of Tanks fills my whole life, and to play it is so
cheap.
The first few tiers were not too bad, couple battles did the
trick
Some tanks were good, and some were bad, a few just made me sick
Now that I'm at tier seven, I feel I need a little hand
So I maxed out my visa gold card, and sold my wedding band.
I keep knocking down houses and driving in the rain,
I cant afford getting gold now, but that stock package is a
pain.
I still can't turn off my xbox, and now I never sleep.
This is the game that I've looked for, now I find it's not so
cheap.
If you like knocking down houses and driving in the rain
If you're not into peggle, if you have half a brain.
If you like playing games at midnight while the ol'lady's in bed
Then I'm the game that you've looked for, "Check me out" the ad
said...
Yes, I like knocking down houses and driving in the rain.
I can't stand playing peggle, I needed a change.
Now I can't turn off my Xbox and can't take time to sleep.
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Re: so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: robertthred Date: May 24, 2015, 11:29 pm
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Another inspired by radioheads Creep
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rsqg95anNw
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rsqg95anNw
I've had this map before, I know I'm gonna die
I'm history already, why should I even try
You drive right on by me, in a massive KV
I wish i was heavy, so fuckingheavy
But I'm a light, I'm a speedster
What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
I know it's gonna hurt, i wish i had a big gun
I want lots more armor, i want more HP
I want to be top tier, just once in a while
You're so fucking heavy, I wish I was heavy
But I'm a light, I'm a speedster
What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
I'm getting out of here, I'm getting out
I run, run, run... Run....
I'd be so happy, if i got what i want
You're so fucking heavy, I wish i was heavy
But I'm a light, I'm a speedster
What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
I don't belong here
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Re: so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: robertthred Date: May 25, 2015, 12:40 am
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Brass monkey the beastie boys revisited
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5s6X56mBs
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5s6X56mBs
Stat monkey - Big ol stat monkey
Stat monkey punky
Big ol stat monkey
I'll play this game any way i feel
big stat monkey it's no big deal
I sit at the back in my heavy high tier
You go out there, I'ma sit right here
Go do your damage and then you die
not gonna advance, I'll tell you why
i'm waiting here to pick off the weak
cause shiny medals are what i seek
hand out some damage up there in town
And when you're dead I'll take em down
I'ma stat monkey dont give me hell
I camp the base, thats where I dwell.
[repeat chorus]
Even if I move out, dont count on me
I'll still be behind you , hiding 'hind a tree.
Monkeys like me won't pull the trigger
till we can get a kill and make our penis bigger.
Big epenises make me feel funky
they make me hard cause i'ma big stat monkey
tryin for the purple, workin my way up
you don't like thew way I play? Shut the fuck up!
When you are a monkey, you dont give a shit
people hate me every game, but i don't care a bit.
don't care whatcha think, even if you curse my bones
As long as my epenis resembles John Holmes
[repeat chorus]
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Re: so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: HotDog Diggety Date: May 25, 2015, 3:33 am
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[quote author=robertthred link=topic=2100.msg28280#msg28280
date=1432532436]
Brass monkey the beastie boys revisited
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5s6X56mBs
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5s6X56mBs
Stat monkey - Big ol stat monkey
Stat monkey punky
Big ol stat monkey
I'll play this game any way i feel
big stat monkey it's no big deal
I sit at the back in my heavy high tier
You go out there, I'ma sit right here
Go do your damage and then you die
not gonna advance, I'll tell you why
i'm waiting here to pick off the weak
cause shiny medals are what i seek
hand out some damage up there in town
And when you're dead I'll take em down
I'ma stat monkey dont give me hell
I camp the base, thats where I dwell.
[repeat chorus]
Even if I move out, dont count on me
I'll still be behind you , hiding 'hind a tree.
Monkeys like me won't pull the trigger
till we can get a kill and make our penis bigger.
Big epenises make me feel funky
they make me hard cause i'ma big stat monkey
tryin for the purple, workin my way up
you don't like thew way I play? Shut the fuck up!
When you are a monkey, you dont give a shit
people hate me every game, but i don't care a bit.
don't care whatcha think, even if you curse my bones
As long as my epenis resembles John Holmes
[repeat chorus]
[/quote]
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
:dance: :dance: :dance: :smoke: :dance: :drunkdance:
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Re: so... my brain does strange things while tanking
By: Feisty Gromit Date: May 25, 2015, 10:32 am
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Funny Robert....thanks for the laugh. Dang it...now I can't
get the Escape song out of head....:dance:
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