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Ode to Derp
By: Daswagdaddy101 Date: March 23, 2015, 11:28 pm
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Oh, my, god. Mickey, look at her gun.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those Derp guys' tanks.
But, you know, who understands those Derp guys? [scoff]
They only run to her, because, she one shots everything, 'kay?
I mean, her gun, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I
mean— BOOM! Look!
She's just so... Derp!
[Sir Derps-a-Lot]
I like big derps and I cannot lie
You other tankers can't deny
That when a KV-2 with a load 152 HE
And a Derp Gun in your face
You go oh shit, wanna back the F#&k up
'Cause you notice that gun was stuffed
HE’s in the ammo rack she's carrying
I'm hooked and I can't stop derping
Oh baby, I wanna get with ya
And derp red bitches
The togboys tried to warn me
But that derp gun you got makes me so corny
Ooh, Derp-n'-HE
You say you wanna get in my sights?
Saying, Derp me, Derp me
'Cause you ain't that average tank
I've seen them TOGing'
To hell with that snogging
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo ‘Bert
I'm tired of TOG drivers
Sayin' little guns are the thing
Take the average Derp man and ask him that
She gotta pack much HE
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your Tank got the Derp? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to HE it! (HE it!) HE it! (HE it!)
HE that monster Derp!
KV-2 got Derp!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a HE
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an Old Fart
Now here's my scandal
I take forever to reload
And ugh, 152-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout 75mm Cause puny guns are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So fire that HE double
Derps-a-Lot's is trouble
Beggin' to turn reds into a puddle
So I'm lookin' at Mighty Jingles videos
Small caliber bimbos tankin' like hoes
You can have them jumbos
I'll keep my Tanks like KV-2
A word to the tiers 4 & 5, I wanna get with ya
I won't laugh when I hit ya ( Like hell I won’t)
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *derp*
Till the break of dawn
Derpings got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to shoot and bounce it
And I'd rather derp and one shot it
'Cause I'm short, and I'm wide
And I'm down to get the derp on
So, HE! (Yeah!) HE! (Yeah)
If you wanna derp in my KV-2 (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even TOG boys got to shout
Baby got Derp!
Baby got Derp!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to Tanking, Ops ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection.
75MM? Ha ha, only if she's a M3.
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend like TOGing, playin' workout tapes by
OldRugger
But TOG ain't got a derp in that bugger
My trigger finger don't want none
Unless you've got derp, hun
You can do 105mm or 122mm,
But please don't lose that derp
Some tankers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the derp ain't gold
So they shoot, and bounce it
And I pull up quick to derp it
So Knight of Annwn says you're crap
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your gun is huge and your damage is kicking'
And I'm thinkin' bout derping'
To that barge tank running alone:
You ain't it, Miss TOG!
Give me a Kv-2, I can't resist her
HE and derp didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his Tanks are on my kill list
He had shot but he dinged 'em
And I swing the turret around and derp them
So ladies, if the derp is around,
And you want a triple mm derp throw down,
Dial 1-900-DERPSALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got Derp!
Baby got Derp!
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Re: Ode to Derp
By: D1G1TAL GUNF1RE Date: March 24, 2015, 7:59 am
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That's awesome. My wife and have the lips karaoke game and this
song. It's one of my favorites to sing.
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Re: Ode to Derp
By: Maddog STS Date: April 29, 2015, 8:59 am
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Very nice lol
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