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Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: Daswagdaddy101
Date: February 14, 2015, 10:12 am
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We're no strangers to Derp
You know the maps but so do I
A flank shot what we’re thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other gun
We just want to tell you how you’re going to die
Gotta make you burn
[Chorus:]
We're gonna track your ass, we're going call for arty
We're gonna run around and flank you
We're gonna make you cry, kiss your ass goodbye
We're gonna load a HEAT round and derp you
We've been derping for so long
Your tank has been tracked but not for long
Inside we both know your gonna die
We know the derp and where shoot it
And if you send me hate mail for hacking
I'm going laugh at you.
[Chorus x2]
We're gonna track your ass, we're going call for arty
We're gonna run around and flank you
We're gonna make you cry, kiss your ass goodbye
We're gonna load a HEAT round and derp you
(Ooh derp you up)
(Ooh derp you up)
(Ooh) always gonna derp, always gonna derp (derp you up)
(Ooh) always gonna derp, always gonna derp (derp you up)
We've derping for so long
Your tanks been tracked, but you can’t fix it
Inside we both know used you repair kit and now you’re saying oh
shit.
We know the derp and we're loading heat
We just want to tell you how you’re going to die
Gotta make you burn
[Chorus]
We're gonna track your ass, we're going call for arty
We're gonna run around and flank you
We're gonna make you cry, kiss your ass goodbye
We're gonna load a HEAT round and derp you
#Post#: 20438--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: Turkey Son
Date: February 14, 2015, 10:40 am
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"Love ode from the camper scout"
We're no strangers to WoT
You know the rules and I claim to
14k now but 24k battles played is what I’m thinking of
You wouldn't get a damn bit of support and if you are a unicorn
guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand (even though I am the teams only
scout)
Never gonna back you up
Never gonna expose my tank
Never gonna run around and spot for you
Never gonna heed your cry
Never gonna be the first to say goodbye
Never gonna move my tank from this rock by the flag
We've known each other for 3 minutes and 35 seconds
You’ve been spamming SOS, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what is going on
I am a camper and that is how I’m gonna play it
And as you ask me about the stupid way I’m playing
Don't tell me you're too blind to see ( I am alive and your not
so you must suck and I must be awesome with my 12k games, 42%
winrate and .44 damage ratio!)
Never gonna back you up
Never gonna peek around this rock
Never gonna run around and gain XP
Gonna be the last to die
Gonna prolong the game and make you cry
Gonna send your hate mail back with “I lived longer than you
fool”
#Post#: 20464--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: AntacidObject66
Date: February 14, 2015, 5:30 pm
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Holy Crap these are great entries!!! :headbang:
#Post#: 20473--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: Corbantis
Date: February 14, 2015, 6:17 pm
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Did one for giggle. To the tune of Sweet Child of Mine. Had a
better version I made up while walking the wolf-dog, but damn it
didn't record it. Grrr
She's got a Chassis it seems to me
Reminds me of Beta memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright Sand River sky
Now and then when I see that tank
She takes me away to that special place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and roll out
Oh, oh, oh
Sweet tank o' mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet Twenty nine
She's got a 105 that can pentrate
Most types of armor plate
And when she's hull down
Most tankers will break down and cry
Her turret reminds of something from Sci-Fi
With those gun directors on either side
She's earned 10 Top Guns, 2 Radley's
And a kamikaze too
Oh, oh, oh
Sweet twenty-nine o' mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet 2-9 of mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet twenty-nine o' mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet 2-9 of mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet twenty-nine o' mine
Oh,
Sweet 2-9 of mine
Where do we go?
Where do we go hull down now?
Where do we go?
Oh, oh
Where do we go hull down?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Oh, (sweet 2-9)
Where do we go hull down now?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
Oh,
Where do we go?
Oh,
Where do we go hull down now?
Oh,
Where do we go?
Where do we go hull down now?
Where do we go?
Oh,
Where do we go now?
No, no, no, no, no, no
Sweet 2-9,
Sweet 2-9 of mine
#Post#: 20479--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: IceMaiden74
Date: February 14, 2015, 7:45 pm
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Nice one, Corbantis! :peace:
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Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: Corbantis
Date: February 17, 2015, 6:44 am
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Voting is Now Open. for Most Humorous see this thread
(
HTML http://wotoff.createaforum.com/special-monthly-events/week-of-love-forum-event-best-humorous-song/msg20612/?topicseen#new)to<br
/>cast your votes.
#Post#: 20671--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: IceMaiden74
Date: February 17, 2015, 4:23 pm
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:harm:
#Post#: 20799--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: IceMaiden74
Date: February 18, 2015, 10:20 pm
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:snipe:
#Post#: 20851--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: Corbantis
Date: February 20, 2015, 4:18 am
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:snipe:
#Post#: 21295--------------------------------------------------
Re: Week of Love - Special Forum Event
DIR By: Corbantis
Date: February 26, 2015, 6:44 pm
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Congrats to Ice Maiden for winning this contest! Soory for the
delay! Beat me with a herring!
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