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#Post#: 17503--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: Guderian 9139
Date: January 13, 2015, 11:26 pm
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mostly to have fun...but it's nice to be on the top half of the
board and people aren't running away when i sign in
stats seem so arbitrary. brain hurts when I try to read too
much into 'em
#Post#: 17521--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: Shard77
Date: January 14, 2015, 9:26 am
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--- Quote from: Corbantis link ---
>
> [quote author=Shard77 link=topic=1401.msg17472#msg17472
date=1421172777]
> I use a simple formula of my own devising:
>
> (Total damage*.328957) + (Total killed*.235678) + (Total
detected*.113875) + (Total number of trees knocked down*.875238)
+ (Number of Comets destroyed*100.278689) divided by the inverse
of the number of useless buffoons I have on my team.
>
--- End Quote ---
You forgot to add in number of water hazards + Proximity of tank
to Corbantis .
[/quote]
Yes, as with all things tanks, the "Joe" factor cannot be
underestimated....
#Post#: 17560--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: Corbantis
Date: January 14, 2015, 12:18 pm
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--- Quote from: Shard77 link ---
>
> [quote author=Corbantis link=topic=1401.msg17501#msg17501
date=1421194348]
> [quote author=Shard77 link=topic=1401.msg17472#msg17472
date=1421172777]
> I use a simple formula of my own devising:
>
> (Total damage*.328957) + (Total killed*.235678) + (Total
detected*.113875) + (Total number of trees knocked down*.875238)
+ (Number of Comets destroyed*100.278689) divided by the inverse
of the number of useless buffoons I have on my team.
>
--- End Quote ---
You forgot to add in number of water hazards + Proximity of tank
to Corbantis .
[/quote]
Yes, as with all things tanks, the "Joe" factor cannot be
underestimated....
[/quote]
Yep..beware the power of the Joe. Unless I'm:
Falling asleep at the controller.
Eating Fishsticks.
Feeding Fishsticks to my Wolf.
Telling son why he needs stop playing a game to walk said Wolf,
while I too am playing a game.
Eating Pizza
Falling asleep at the controller while eating pizza.
Falling asleep at the controller while eating pizza near my
wolf, who needs to go outside, but is torn between getting said
pizza without waking me up.
Asleep during the battle and pushing a teammate off a cliff, or
into deep water.
Same as above, but with your choice of pizza, fishsticks, or
wolf.
#Post#: 17570--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: XBattleAxeX
Date: January 14, 2015, 1:03 pm
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--- Quote from: Guderian 9139 link ---
>
> mostly to have fun...but it's nice to be on the top half of
the board and people aren't running away when i sign in
>
> stats seem so arbitrary. brain hurts when I try to read too
much into 'em
>
--- End Quote ---
Hey Guderian...lately every time a join a party with you in
it...YOU run from me...LOL... :watching:
#Post#: 17571--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: Shard77
Date: January 14, 2015, 1:10 pm
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--- Quote from: Corbantis link ---
>
>
> Yep..beware the power of the Joe. Unless I'm:
>
> Falling asleep at the controller.
> Eating Fishsticks.
> Feeding Fishsticks to my Wolf.
> Telling son why he needs stop playing a game to walk said
Wolf, while I too am playing a game.
> Eating Pizza
> Falling asleep at the controller while eating pizza.
> Falling asleep at the controller while eating pizza near my
wolf, who needs to go outside, but is torn between getting said
pizza without waking me up.
> Asleep during the battle and pushing a teammate off a cliff,
or into deep water.
> Same as above, but with your choice of pizza, fishsticks, or
wolf.
>
>
>
--- End Quote ---
You forgot:
Smelling your old dog's farts.
Fantasizing about the dancing girl at the bus-stop.
Bemoaning the Jaguars latest loss.
#Post#: 17584--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: bigboldc
Date: January 14, 2015, 2:45 pm
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--- Quote from: Shard77 link ---
>
> [quote author=Corbantis link=topic=1401.msg17560#msg17560
date=1421259521]
>
> Yep..beware the power of the Joe. Unless I'm:
>
> Falling asleep at the controller.
> Eating Fishsticks.
> Feeding Fishsticks to my Wolf.
> Telling son why he needs stop playing a game to walk said
Wolf, while I too am playing a game.
> Eating Pizza
> Falling asleep at the controller while eating pizza.
> Falling asleep at the controller while eating pizza near my
wolf, who needs to go outside, but is torn between getting said
pizza without waking me up.
> Asleep during the battle and pushing a teammate off a cliff,
or into deep water.
> Same as above, but with your choice of pizza, fishsticks, or
wolf.
>
>
>
--- End Quote ---
You forgot:
Smelling your old dog's farts.
Fantasizing about the dancing girl at the bus-stop.
Bemoaning the Jaguars latest loss.
[/quote]
Are those options with pizza, fish sticks or wolf?
#Post#: 17606--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: mrzip98
Date: January 14, 2015, 5:31 pm
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--- Quote from: Shard77 link ---
>
>
> Bemoaning the Jaguars latest loss.
>
--- End Quote ---
Hell, we even do that during the off season.
#Post#: 17643--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: john
Date: January 15, 2015, 10:27 am
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LMFAO THIS ISNT A STAT LEAGUE SO I SUPPOSE FUN
#Post#: 17648--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: Guderian 9139
Date: January 15, 2015, 11:53 am
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Posted by: XBattleAxeX
Hey Guderian...lately every time a join a party with you in
it...YOU run from me...LOL... :watching:
Axe you know I got big love for you! Hell, I even bought a TOG
( [size=8pt]though I can't get MY name written on the side like
you did)
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Posted by: Shard77
Bemoaning the Jaguars latest loss.
You think you got problems? Let's go JETS ! :palm:
#Post#: 17713--------------------------------------------------
Re: How do you determine your tanking ability?
DIR By: faethor47
Date: January 16, 2015, 10:41 am
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Bumping this up since less than 20% of our members have done the
poll. Not pointing out that less than 20% of our members
haven't voted, merely pointing out that it would be nice if more
than 20% of our members would vote.
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