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Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: Corbantis Date: November 7, 2014, 7:49 am
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Hi All,
SovietDeath is going to be conducting interviews with various
clans on his LiveStream. Here is what I visualized our interview
...this takes place after the consumption of several beverages
high in alcohol content.
LIVESTREAM EVENT - SovietDeath & Old Farts and Fogies
Soviet - So today we are talking to AntacidObject66, about OFF.
Acid - <using a very bad southern accent> HOWDY YAWL!!!
Soviet - So what does OFF stand for?
Acid - <Changing to a Valley Girl accent> Old Fart and Fogies we
are for the 40 and older tankers who like tasty waves and great
buds. Oh and playing World of Tanks <hits head with a sandal>
Soviet - What was that?
Acid - That was my skull - I'm so wasted fur sure!
Soviet - I see. So what are your requirements for recruitment?
Acid - <switching to a prim English accent> Well, we are looking
for players 40 and over that aren't complete asshats. We do
accept the occasional asshat, as every clan should have one. We
value teamwork, and no Drama Queens. If you're a drama queen we
have ways of dealing with you that may or may not involve drones
and a Hellfire missile or two. Oh and have never owned a Comet.
I can't stress this enough.
Soviet <looking quite worried>Huh?
Acid - Let's just not go there. Many Bothans died when we last
had someone mention the Comet.
Soviet- Okay, moving along. So do you require gamer tag
changes?
Acid - Nah, we don't believe in that. Just plop OFF in your
gamer profile and you're are all set.
Soviet - Okay well that's cool.
Acid - Well if you think we should we could do it I guess. We
are open to suggestions to enhance our clan experience outside
of the normal means of Beer, Bacon, Bongs and Bondage.
Soviet - Well as I'm not in a clan I'm neutral on the subject.
Acid- What!!!! You're not part of a clan!!! What are you a
Communist? Oh wait! Your handle is Soviet. Sorry.
Soviet - Okay, I think we're getting off track.
Acid - I'll use my repair tool.
Soviet - Huh?
Acid - You said we were tracked right? Gotta use repair tool. Do
you even play the game?
Soviet - Umm yes. That's why we are having this interview. So
our fellow players can see our diverse player base and might
join the clans.
Acid - Interview? More like the Spanish Inquisition! <At this
point Oxi, TKE and Russ pops up, dressed as the Monty Python
Spanish Inquisitors "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
HTML http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131015205006/disneycreate/images/4/41/The_Spanish_Inquisition.gif
Soviet WTF????
Acid - Don't mind them they do that. BTW these are some of the
folks who help run our clan.
Soviet - I see that I'm beginning to regret doing this
interview.
Acid - <Southern accent> Aww Sugar Honey Bun Bun, its all good.
Soviet - Well let's continue. How is your clan structured and
how do you communicate?
Acid - Well we have a forum and a Twitter feed. As far as
structure goes - we have a group of Staff and Board of Directors
that kinda takes the lead on various stuff like events and
things. And administer the occasional beatings when needed.
Soviet - Okay. So based on the interview so far I take it you're
clan isn't serious, but very casual.
Acid - Depends on the time of the month. Not going to say
anything more on that subject - you can fill in the blanks.
Soviet - Okay. So what are your recruitment methods?
Acid - Fear, and Surprise. No wait - that's the Spanish
Inquisition! <queue the boys>
Soviet Oh hell them again!
!!!!YES US AGAIN!!!!
HTML http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1375/12/1375123125249.gif
Soviet - Okay let's wrap this up fast, as I think I need a
drink.
Acid - Way ahead of ya there mate! See ? <Holds up a mug with
smoke coming out of it> This here is a flaming Tiger!
Soviet - So what are your clan rules for forum behavior?
Acid - <German accent> We believe in zero drama - and when I say
zero I MEAN ZERO! <smashes riding crop on desk>
Soviet - I see. Well thanks for taking the time to speak with me
today. I found this interview quite disturbing.
Acid - <dressed as Catwoman, using sexy voice> Soviet, you
wouldn't happen to have any Tetrarch or T-15 codes, or WG swag?
If you do, could I have some? That would be so purrrrfect.
Soviet - Well that will wrap up our interview with OFF - If you
see them -run.
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: FifStreet315 Date: November 7, 2014, 8:10 am
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LMFAO! :bigsmile:
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: FhYikGwAlOU Date: November 7, 2014, 8:17 am
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LOL Corbantis....
:bigsmile:
btw, we need Monty Python references, I love 'em!!
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: IceMaiden74 Date: November 7, 2014, 8:18 am
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OMG!! LOL!! :bigsmile:
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: AntacidObject66 Date: November 7, 2014, 9:19 am
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LMFAO Joe!! Pretty much how I picture it going! :evil:
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: oxidative stres Date: November 7, 2014, 9:24 am
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Crossposted on Sovietdeaths thread on the WoT site.....
:grenade:
HTML http://forum.worldoftanksxbox360edition.com/index.php?/topic/60013-attention-all-clans-yes-all-cs-requests/page__pid__1022199#entry1022199
HTML http://forum.worldoftanksxbox360edition.com/index.php?/topic/60013-attention-all-clans-yes-all-cs-requests/page__pid__1022199#entry1022199
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: habfan70 Date: November 7, 2014, 9:27 am
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OMFG!!! That is priceless Corbantis, I think I may have wee'd a
bit I was laughing so hard :bigsmile:
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: SgtEhrenfried Date: November 7, 2014, 9:59 am
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:bigsmile: Great job!
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: FhYikGwAlOU Date: November 7, 2014, 12:55 pm
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The only thing that will be funnier than Corbantis' (possibly)
fictional interview will be the real XGN interview - that I HAVE
to see... :shocked:
Soviet: What are clan requirements?
XGN: The player being currently alive helps, but we take
everyone, and I mean everyone, regardless if they are deceased
or alive. Plus, providing your tanks hit points to your Red team
opponents damage score is a necessity.
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Re: Soviet's Interview With Acid About OFF
By: Chilli RiverRat Date: November 7, 2014, 1:58 pm
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Aw man that was good...up until I was laughing so hard my
Ovaltine shot thru me nose...
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