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#Post#: 862--------------------------------------------------
Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on YouT
ube
By: Bengal Date: July 31, 2017, 1:21 pm
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*too lazy to do fonts and colors*
~~~
Praying Mantis: *runs into a building and locks the door*
Tigress: Dang it!
Rogue Goat: Hey Kittypet, let me handle it!
Tigress: Fine...
Rogue Goat: *rubs hands together*
Tigress: Uh...
Rogue Goat: *tenses and looks like he's about to use Headbutt*
Tigress: Oh sh-
Rogue Goat: *shoves his hands forward* OPEN SESAME!
Tigress: ...
Rogue Goat: Well, I've done all I can do. *walks away*
Tigress: Really?
~~~
Tigress: Why does everyone call me a housecat?!
Tigress: I'm Tigress the tiger! Not a housecat! That's
embarrassing!
Rogue Goat: Yeah. Embarrassing to every housecat in existence.
Tigress: ...
Tigress: *Falcon Kicks Rogue Goat in the face*
~~~
Tigress: A tree can't save you, Rogue Goat! I've got you now and
you're going to die! Now, get down from there!
Rogue Goat: Climb up yourself if you're so full of yourself,
Kittypet.
Tigress: You're just lazy. Fine, I-
Tigress: *looks up at the tree* Uh... um...
Tigress: Please climb down, Rogue Goat...
Rogue Goat: What? You can't climb up yourself?
Tigress: Please...
Rogue Goat: Cat got your tongue, or-
Tigress: I CAN'T CLIMB, OKAY?!
Tigress: I can't climb! I'm just a Tiger Feral who kills people!
Tigress: I wouldn't be seen as a strong hero anymore because I
can't do what most people can; CLIMB!
Tigress: I'm a good kitty! I'll learn, I swear! Don't hate me!
Rogue Goat: O_O *looks at Tigress in disgust*
~~~
Praying Mantis: *still in the building*
Tigress: *holding Rogue Goat like a log used to break down a
door while he's using Headbutt and ramming him into the door and
breaking it*
Rogue Goat: *goat scream*
~~~
Boombane: *playing around with a laser pointer*
Tigress: *chasing the red dot*
Boombane: *aims the red dot at Scarlet Panda's forehead*
Tigress: *tackles Scarlet Panda*
Scarlet Panda: WHAT THE-
~~~
Tigress: Hey, uh, guys... WHERE'S MY OTHER KATANA?!
Tigress: GUYS, WHERE'S MY OTHER KATANA?!
Sabrwatr, Monarch, and Cloud Howler: ...
Tigress: *whining and whimpering while staring at the empty
sheath*
Tigress: *curled up and crying on the floor*
Earth: *laughing maniacally while waving around Tigress's katana
and her katana* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~~~
Claire: Rude.
Felix: You're rude!
Claire: I'M rude? YOU'RE rude!
Felix: Your existence is rude!
Felix: Especially in 2014!
Claire: *bursts into tears*
~~~
Tigress: *shoves Rogue Goat aside* Outta the way, Kid. I'm
hungry.
Rogue Goat: *grumbling*
Tigress: *opens the door*
Scarlet Panda: *about to eat a pizza*
Tigress: OI!
Tigress: I MADE THAT TEN MINUTES AGO! THAT'S MINE! GO GET YOUR
OWN, EX-QUEEN!
Scarlet Panda: Oh yeah? Well, I don't see your name on it.
Tigress: *motions for SP to flip it over*
Scarlet Panda: Huh? *flips it over to see a sticky note*
Sticky Note: Tigress's pizza. Don't touch. ESPECIALLY YOU,
SCARLET PANDA!
Scarlet Panda: *scowls*
~~~
Rogue Goat: *pokes head through a hole to peek into a room*
Rogue Goat: *gets stuck* Oh no.
Boombane: Hmm...
Boombane: *lightbulb + evil grin*
Later...
Rogue Goat: *has silly string all over his horns, sharpie
drawings on his face, and duct tape over his mouth*
Boombane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tigress: *hyena cackling* PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tigress: SABRWATR, SABRWATR, YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!
Sabrwatr: Hmm...? *sees RG and bursts out laughing*
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Tigress: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Rogue Goat: *deathglare*
~~~
Monarch: *trying to raise Tigress's confidence* Who's the
Tigress?!
Tigress: I'm the Tigress...?
Monarch: Louder!
Tigress: I'm the Tigress!
Monarch: LOUDER!
Tigress: I'M THE TIGRESS!
Rogue Goat: Shut up, will you?
Tigress: *wilting and sad*
Monarch: Rogue Goat, you jerk.
~~~
Tigress: *saves people from an Akuma and kicks the Akuma's tail*
Tigress: Oh yeah! *Boss *** ***** playing in the background*
Tigress: Rogue Goat, you can go eat your tail!
Tigress: *sasswalk*
Tigress: *smacks into a wall* OOF!
~~~
#Post#: 885--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Angel_614 Date: July 31, 2017, 1:41 pm
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Lunar Moth and Jet in the corner forgotten.
#Post#: 896--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Phoenixgriffin260 Date: July 31, 2017, 1:54 pm
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XD
#Post#: 1140--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Necromancer Date: July 31, 2017, 7:27 pm
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SB always wanting to be like "Fite me bro"
#Post#: 1598--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Phoenixgriffin260 Date: August 2, 2017, 1:00 pm
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Gazor: meet sherlock
Claire: nO
#Post#: 2593--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Bengal Date: August 7, 2017, 9:44 am
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PART 2 FLUFFERS!
~~~
Heroes: *playing Pictionary*
Monarch: *has drawn a curve*
Tigress: Hmm... it's an ***hole!
Rogue Goat: How exactly does that look like a butthole?
Monarch: Actually... *scribble scribble*
Monarch: *it's a picture of Rogue Goat* You're right, Tigress!
Tigress: *smirk*
Rogue Goat:
~~~
Tigress: *eats a jar of peanut butter*
Tigress: Uhh...
Tigress: *can't speak*
Tigress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rogue Goat: Tigress what the-
~~~
Tigress: Hey Sabr...
Sabrwatr: Oh boy here it comes
Tigress: I'm Christine, wanna be my Phantom?
Sabrwatr: Are you ****ing proud
Tigress: Yes.
~~~
New Scarlet Panda: *to Tigress* Can I call you Tigerstar?
Tigress: No.
New Scarlet Panda: Okay, I'll call you Tigerstar!
Tigress: I am going to behead this ****ing panda...
New Scarlet Panda: I love everything!
Scarlet Panda: I can't believe this...
Tigress: I remember the good ol' days with the other Scarlet
Panda.
Scarlet Panda: *also annoying and rude*
Tigress: Okay, not really accurate to say GOOD ol' days...
~~~
Gazor: What do you want?
Em: *gives Gazor a piece of paper*
Gazor: What is this...?
Em: A document signing us to be married!
Gazor: Nah *stabs Em*
~~~
Tigress: *doing her weird hyena cackle laugh*
Rogue Goat: Your laugh is so stupid!
Tigress: ...
Rogue Goat: *terrible Tigress impression* Ah ha ha ha ha, I'm a
Feral, and I'm a tiger but I laugh like a mentally unbalanced
hyena-monkey fusion! Sabrwatr and muuuuurdeeeerrrrr!
Tigress: ... *scowling* *growls*
Tigress: *puts on fake horns*
Tigress: *goat scream* I'm Rogue Goat the "hero" and I never
appear during Akuma attacks-
Tigress: -And all I do is be a jerk to Tigress even though I
could have actually been polite but OOPS, I WASN'T!
Rogue Goat: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Monarch: *shows Rogue Goat footage*
Rogue Goat: ...
~~~
Felix: *walking over to Claire*
Claire: [[NONONONONONO YOU STAY AWAY!]]
Claire: [[OH MOONS OH MOONS OH MOONS]]
Claire: [[Th-think, Claire, think! Wh-what would Katrina
do...?]]
Claire: [[Aha!]]
Claire: *faces Felix*
Claire: Your attitude is FREAKING lame!
Claire: Yeah, that's r-right! I said the F-word!
Claire: Wh-what are you gonna do about it?
Felix: ...
Felix: You are the saddest piece of **** I have ever ****ing
seen in my entire ****ing life.
Claire: *horrified gasp* 0_0
~~~
Tigress: *to Rogue Goat* I'm going to give you some advice!
Tigress: *gives RG a roll of toilet paper* Here, take it!
Rogue Goat: I- what's this for?
Tigress: To wipe yourself.
Tigress: BECAUSE YOU'RE A PIECE OF ****.
*various Miraculous Users screaming "OHHHHHH" and "BUUUUUURN"
while Monarch showers Tigress in toilet paper while she's
wearing shades*
~~~
Gazor: *has fallen asleep*
Kat: We should put centipedes in the blanket!
Claire: No, that's mean!
Kat: But it'll be funny!
Claire: *puts the blanket on Gazor*
Kat: Okay, you've tucked him to sleep, I'm outta here!
Gazor: *wakes up*
Gazor: What the-
~~~
Rogue Goat: *has fallen asleep by a door*
Tigress: *slams the door open, squishing RG* IMPORTANT NEWS,
EVERYONE!
Tigress: PIZZA!
Rogue Goat: *goat scream*
~~~
Sabrwatr: *sitting down*
Tigress: *points at Sabrwatr* Guys, look at him! HE'S PERFECT!
Sabrwatr: *covered in blood and looking insane*
~~~
#Post#: 2685--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Bengal Date: August 8, 2017, 9:46 pm
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PART 3 FLUFFERS!
~~~
Tigress: Hey guys! I know a fun game we can play! It's called...
Tigress: S H U T T H E * * * * U P A N D L E T M E
L I S T E N T O M Y M O O N B L A S T E D
M U S I C
~~~
"Gazor: Nobody likes Claire. I prefer Kat's annoyingness over
Claire.
Kat: You're a nerd, Claire!
Claire: Thanks.
Kat: A LAME NERD! *pokes Claire*
Claire: *sobbing and crying*
Kat: EW I TOUCHED HER
Kat: *kissing Gazor* WOW GAZOR LET'S BE TOGETHER FOREVER
Gazor: YEAH"
((That was physically painful to write...))
Felix: My fanfiction is complete!
Claire, Gazor, Kat, & Kio: *over Felix's shoulder and furious*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Felix: *high-pitched screaming*
~~~
Tigress: You're stupid.
Rogue Goat: I bet you won't say it to my face.
Tigress: *up in Rogue Goat's face* You're stupid.
Rogue Goat: I bet you won't say it in Snapchat.
Tigress: *sends a Snapchat to Rogue Goat that says, "You're
stupid."*
Rogue Goat: I bet you won't say it at the Carcerem.
Tigress: *has carved a message in the glass with her claws that
says, "You're stupid."*
Rogue Goat: ...
Rogue Goat: A'ight.
~~~
Eagle Queen & Monarch: TIGRESS WE'RE THIRSTY
Tigress: I sure hope so.
Tigress: *180 neck turn* You guys have been running around town
for 6 hours.
Eagle Queen & Monarch: Yeah...
Tigress: ...
Tigress: HOW WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATEY GLASS OF
CIRCLETINE?!
Eagle Queen & Monarch: CIRCLETIIIIIIINE
Sabrwatr: Hey guys.
Tigress: CIRCLETINE *demonic raptor screech*
Sabrwatr: ...
Sabrwatr: *nopes outta there*
~~~
Kat: Your hair makes you look like a girl.
Gazor: Your face makes you look like roadkill.
~~~
Rogue Goat: You have committed murder and you are a horrible
person.
Tigress: I know this isn't the time now, but...
Praying Mantis: *sneaking up on Tigress*
Tigress: You have GOAT to be KIDDING me right now.
Rogue Goat: ...
Polar Breeze & Golden Retriever: *facepalm*
Tigress: You can't BEAR my GOLDEN jokes?
Polar Freeze & Golden Retriever: ...
Sabrwatr: *groan*
Tigress: WATER you groaning at?
Sabrwatr: *moaning*
Tigress: You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW.
Sabrwatr: Oh my god...
Tigress: Praying Mantis, you're really BUGGING me.
Tigress: *dying laughing at her own puns*
Praying Mantis: Nope *nopes away*
~~~
Rogue Goat: *is about to lecture Tigress*
Tigress: Uh oh, it looks like-
Rogue Goat: NO!
Rogue Goat: I am sick and tired of your puns! SICK. OF. THEM.
Rogue Goat: Like, I come over with the mood to enforce justice
upon you, but then...
Rogue Goat: You pull a ****** pun out of your *** and it just
ruins the mood! IT RUINS THE MOOD, TIGRESS!
Rogue Goat: So basically, CAN YOU STOP?!
Tigress: Right. So you want me to...
Tigress: Stop KIDDING around?
Rogue Goat: *tackles Tigress and strangles her*
~~~
Claire: *walking and trips, spilling her Pokémon cards*
Ember: Dude, you okay?
Claire: MY POKÉMON!
Aster: ...
Claire: *holding up a bent and ripped card* Ninetales...?
Claire: *screams* NIIIIINETAAAAALES! *sobbing and crying*
~~~
Katrina: CLAIRE IS SAD! ASH!
Ash: Y-yes...?
Katrina: *puts a kitten in front of Claire, who has her face
buried in her arms at a table*
Ember: *patting Claire with a drawing of Cisco*
Aster: *patting Claire with a broom*
Rowen: MORE KITTIES. *lets Ash's cats loose around Claire*
Ash: ...
~~~
Em: Do you like Frozen?
Kat: No.
Em: Aww why?
Kat: I just don't, okay?
Em: *peering over Angus's shoulder, who is texting a friend*
Whatcha doing?
Angus: Stuff.
Em: What stuff?
Angus: Normal stuff...
Em: *constantly bothering Kat and Angus*
Kat & Angus: help
~~~
#Post#: 2804--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Phoenixgriffin260 Date: August 12, 2017, 3:25 pm
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Kat:"What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great
question. Probably the best question ever.
Gazor: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the
moon.
Heroes: *fighting*
Warden: SUPRISE MOTHER*********
#Post#: 2867--------------------------------------------------
Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Bengal Date: August 15, 2017, 4:26 am
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Claire: We would send him up in a suit of course I do not want
to see Remus Lupin die again
WOO NOW SOME STUFF FROM LELE PONS
~~~
*If Gazor and Claire were getting ready for a date...*
-Gazor Getting Ready-
Gazor: Hmm...
Tanner: *cleaning his gun*
Gazor: ...
Tanner: *throws a fancy suit to Gazor*
-Claire Getting Ready-
Claire: *scREAMING* GUYS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WEAR WHAT DO I
DO MY HAIR IS A MESS HEEEEEEEELP
Katrina: *fixes Claire's hair((Which involves screaming because
FIXING THICK HAIR IS PAINFUL AF))*
Rowen: *puts a bit of makeup on Claire((Claire hates makeup but
would do it for Gazor))*
Kestrel: *picks an outfit for Claire while she sobs on the bed*
*Later...*
Gazor: *waves to Claire*
Claire: *smiles and blushes*
Katrina, Rowen, & Kestrel: *tries to high five eachother but
faints*
~~~
Random Idiot: Katrina, you suck.
Katrina: Whatever.
Claire: *appears behind the person with a knife* HEARD YOU
TALKIN' S*** ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND
~~~
Literally Everyone Else Skating: *graceful Olympic skaters*
Claire: *screeching and clinging to the wall* GAZOR HELP
~~~
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Re: Funny ML Stuff That I Totally Didn't Steal From Afrowoff on
YouTube
By: Phoenixgriffin260 Date: August 15, 2017, 3:21 pm
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Gazor: *skates past backwards* B)
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