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Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Long Knives 88
Date: December 24, 2015, 5:29 pm
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και βασικά
τι σχέση
έχει αυτό
που λέει ο
πανηλίθιος
Μαξ, να πας σε
ένα ξένο
πανεπιστήμιο
και να
σπουδάσεις (!)
με την
αμερικάνικη
εθνολογική
και
κοινωνικοσυνθετική
ιστορία;
Πρέπει να
κάνω μια
προσπάθεια
να χάσω
καμιά 15.000
εγκεφαλικά
κύτταρα
μπας και
πιάσω τη
συλλογιστική
του Μαξ.
#Post#: 19671--------------------------------------------------
Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Tortelini
Date: December 24, 2015, 6:11 pm
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>
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Απ την Uncyclopedia
βάζεις link εσύ
βρε αγόρι
μου; Πας καλά;
:-\
Βασικά
διάβασα τα
παλιά posts του webwar
εχθές και
έχω πολλές
παρατηρήσεις...
Ας πούμε
παίζει
όντως ο Mister max να
είναι
φασίστας
κάποιου
είδους. Αν
είναι έτσι
τότε είναι
καλός
προβοκάτορας
άρα παίζει
να μην είναι
κύπριος :-\
Χμμμμμ... Conspiracy; :D
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Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Long Knives 88
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:00 am
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>
> Απ την Uncyclopedia
βάζεις link εσύ
βρε αγόρι
μου; Πας καλά;
:-\
>
> Βασικά
διάβασα τα
παλιά posts του webwar
εχθές και
έχω πολλές
παρατηρήσεις...
Ας πούμε
παίζει
όντως ο Mister max να
είναι
φασίστας
κάποιου
είδους. Αν
είναι έτσι
τότε είναι
καλός
προβοκάτορας
άρα παίζει
να μην είναι
κύπριος :-\
Χμμμμμ... Conspiracy; :D
>
>
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θεωρώ την Uncyclopedia
και το TV-Tropes
ακόμα, πολύ
πιο έγκυρα
και
αντικειμενικά
στην
κριτική
τους από τη
Βικιπαίδεια,
που
ονομάζει το
Triumph of the Will και το
Θωρηκτό
Ποτέμκιν "propaganda
films" ενώ το Hangmen Also Die
και το Red Dawn
απλά "war films" (!!!!!!!!).
Γιατί οι
καλοί
αμερικάνοι
δεν κάνουν
ποτέ
ταινίες
προπαγάνδας.
Όποιος
διαβάζει
Βικιπαίδεια
γίνεται
αντιναζιστής,
αντισοσιαλιστής
και
φιλοκαπιταλιστής
(όπως ο
Μίστερ Μαξ).
Άλλωστε ο
ίδιος ο
ιδρυτής της,
Jimmy Wales, έχει πει
ότι έφτιαξε
τη
Bικιπαίδεια
για να
προωθήσει
"χαγεκιανές"
ιδέες.
Όχι στην
περαιτέρω
ηλιθιοποίηση
και
αμερικανοποίηση
της
ευρωπαϊκής
νεολαίας
από
αμερικάνικα
προϊόντα
προπαγάνδας
όπως η
Βικιπαίδεια.
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Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Tortelini
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:34 am
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Democratic Republic of Greece (Greek:
Εεεεελλαααάδααααα
/eeælaadaaaə/ , listen: Media:Name of Greece.mp3), also
known as Monarchical Republic of Greece and officially the
Frappe Republic of Greece (Greek: Ποιος
μετακόμισε
τυρί μου), is a tiny country
located in the Mediterranean peninsula, the paradise on earth.
It's mostly known for its intelligence and logical philosophy.
From a geographical point of view, Greece is a tiny peninsula
near the city-state of Helladistan. If you don't know this state
then you have completely lost your spiritual guidance and you
need help from an exorcist. If you don't find an exorcist then
you can call the Great Archbishop of Athens and All Greece,
Christodoulos.
The Greeks are an ancient people who claim they invented Europe
when the rest of the continent was in animal skins and talking
like animals. They called all non-Greeks sheep and said they
bleated like agitated lambs - hence Baa-baa-baa-baa-barbarians.
The Greeks always liked to remind every subsequent invader of
this fact (Persians, Romans, French, English, Germans,
Italians).They were also light years ahead in providing
entertainment with plays by Euripides, comedies by Aristophanes
and soap operas by Menander whose works were subsequently
misfiled by later archivists as they were trash. The Greeks also
liked poetry and listened to Homer as he droned on about Donuts.
With all this leisure time, the Greeks had time to argue with
each other. Wherever they went, they caused chaos by arguing
with fellow villagers. So being a sailor or a merchant was not
recommended. It was said it only needed one Greek to start an
argument. Athens and Sparta were the leading states in Greece's
glory days until the Macedonian King Philip and his son
Alexander the Great conquered them. After that the Greeks spread
far and wide but back in Greece there was a long decline. It
became an intellectual backwater. Like today, the really
interesting Greeks found excuses to live elsewhere, a tradition
carried on by Ariana Huffington Post.
Perhaps the most important moment of Greek history was the
Battle of Thermopylae. Persian Dictator Xeres was the infamous
Emperor of the Galactic Empire. He led his army of approximately
10 million men because he wanted to take over the world and
annex it into his empire. He brought 10 million men because the
Greek had secret weapons known as "Spartans" (a project
developed by the Rebellion in order to halt the Galactic
Empire's advance on Earth). Though only 300 units were made,
these "Spartans" could absolutely rekt anything, demolishing
entire legions of soldiers by themselves using their helmet
bashing headbutts (which would later be used by Luke Skywalker)
and their wooden lightsabers called "spears." The great army of
Emperor Xeres and the powerful Spartan units, led by the famous
Jedi Master Leonidas (known as King of Spartans), met
accidentally at Thermopylae where the Galactic Empire was
marching towards Athens. The Spartans completely wasted the
Persian army, slaughtering hundreds of thousands of Persians
with their lightsabers and head smashing combos. It was also
rumored they used the force to push elephants off the cliff,
completely scaring the Persian army. For 7 days, the Spartans
held of the hordes of Persians. However, on the 8th day, the
helmets of the Spartans were dented and was unfit to be used for
head bashing. Also, the lightsabers ran out of juice, forcing
the Spartans to back up. Unfortunately for the Spartans, Anakin
Skywalker wanted to be a Sith and joined the Emperor as Darth
Vader. He showed the Emperor the way around the Spartans and
attacked the flank and front at the same time. The Spartans were
brave, and refused to give up. However, the Emperor eventually
led an all out attack, resulting in the end of the Spartan army.
Although the Persian Army marched on to capture Athens, the
Greeks would strike back harder the following year (called the
Return of the Spartans). The Greeks would eventually drive out
the Persians and re-establish the Spartan Order, and continuing
to preserve the peace of the world.
Greece became part of the Roman Empire and then the Byzantine
Empire. During the Crusades the French arrived and introduced
adultery. The Venetians took over the Greek shipping business
and charged excess fares. In the 15th century the Byzantine
empire fell and the Turks came in. Greece was now really
isolated, the only excitement happened in 1687 when the
Venetians blew up the Parthenon under the rhetoric it was
storing weapons of mass destruction. The Greeks said they would
restore it which is why over 300 years later there is
scaffolding and extended lunch breaks to show how rapidly this
is progressing.
The sculptures that survived were later sold to the English, by
the Turks, as a settlement of outstanding bill. Lord Byron wrote
a poem in protest and said he had fallen in love with Greece.
This was an era when Romantics rediscovered ancient Greece and
pledged they would help liberate the country from Turkish rule.
It was called Panhandlenism.
Greece earned its independence during the early decades of the
19th century from the Ottoman Empire. After the Greek War of
Independence, Greece got involved in a considerable number of
wars in order to spread Greek Feta cheese to lesser lands. The
Turks resisted and there were a number of wars until the Greeks
unfairly lost, when their allies, the British and French,
deserted them in 1922.
The official symbol on the Greek flag is a traditional [
Byzantine cold-coffee beverage known as Frappe, sitting on a
white sky and a blue sea. This is thought to symbolize a Greek's
main source of "coolness", which is his/her extreme empathy
towards everything.
Public Debt problemsedit
Since the beginning of the year, The Greater Hellenic Democratic
Republic has suffered minor cash flow problems. This is due to a
few people in the government (who represent 0.00001% of the
country's population) who spent all the public money on
luxurious stuff, the fine life, and in corruption. Greece is
known to be the best places to have enormous amounts of
envelopes full of money, commonly known as Fakelakia
(Φακελακια) (also
known as baksheesh) that the people use to give to the public
functions such as the doctors, liars, err, lawyers and (of
course) the tax collectors. Besides tourism, the envelopes are
the main revenue sources of the country. However, Greece
promises to Merkel's German Nazis (achtung!) and the American
Republican Robber Barons to pay them back by other means of
payments, such as anal sex or by farting on their own debts.
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Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Tortelini
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:36 am
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Κοίτα μία
εικόνα που
έχει πιο
κάτω :P
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Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Long Knives 88
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:38 am
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> Κοίτα μία
εικόνα που
έχει πιο
κάτω :P
>
>
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μέγιστη
αλήθεια που
δε θα δεις
ποτέ στη
φλωροβικιπαίδεια.
#Post#: 19686--------------------------------------------------
Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Tortelini
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:40 am
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--- Quote from: Long Knives 88 link ---
>
> μέγιστη
αλήθεια που
δε θα δεις
ποτέ στη
φλωροβικιπαίδεια.
>
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Yeap, αλλά άλλο
να το λέμε
εμείς και
άλλο οι
ξένοι :-\
#Post#: 19689--------------------------------------------------
Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Long Knives 88
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:46 am
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--- Quote from: Tortelini link ---
>
> Yeap, αλλά άλλο
να το λέμε
εμείς και
άλλο οι
ξένοι :-\
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μην το 'χεις
για σίγουρο
ότι δεν το
έχει γράψει
Έλληνας το
άρθρο.
#Post#: 19691--------------------------------------------------
Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: Tortelini
Date: December 25, 2015, 7:51 am
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--- Quote from: Long Knives 88 link ---
>
> μην το 'χεις
για σίγουρο
ότι δεν το
έχει γράψει
Έλληνας το
άρθρο.
>
>
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Yeap, και μένα
για Έλληνας
αναρχικός
μου
φαίνεται :P
#Post#: 19727--------------------------------------------------
Re: 24
Δεκεμβρίου
DIR By: mistermax
Date: December 25, 2015, 6:32 pm
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24 Δεκεμβρίου
1964: επίθεση
στο Brinks Hotel
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Την
παραμονή
των
Χριστουγέννων
1964 οι Viet Cong
επιτέθηκαν
με μια βόμβα
σε
αυτοκίνητο
το
ξενοδοχείο
Brinks Hotel της Saigon,
ξενοδοχείο
στο οποίο
συχνάζουν
κυρίως
στρατιώτες
από τα
αμερικανικά
στρατεύματα
που
εδρεύουν
στο Vietnam,
σκοτώνοντας
δυο
στρατιώτες.
Οι
διοικητές Vietcong
είχαν
σχεδιάσει
την
επιχείρηση
έχοντας δυο
στόχους στο
μυαλό τους.
Σε πρώτο
τόπο,
επιτιθέμενοι
σε έναν
θεσμό
αμερικανικό
στον πυρήνα
της
πρωτεύουσας,
θα είχαν
δείξει μιαν
ικανότητα
να
χτυπήσουν
στο νότιο
Βιετνάμ
στην
περίπτωση
που οι USA
αποφάσιζαν
να
εισβάλουν
με τα
αεροπλάνα
τους και να
βομβαρδίσουν
το βόρειο Vietnam.
Ο δεύτερος
στόχος ήταν
να δείξουν
στο νότιο Vietnam
πως οι ίδιοι
Αμερικανοί
ήταν
ευάλωτοι
και δεν θα
μπορούσαν
να
υπολογίζουν
για την
προστασία
τους στην
παρέμβαση
των
ηνωμένων
πολιτειών.
Δυο Viet Cong
κατάφεραν
να
τοποθετήσουν
ένα
αυτοκίνητο
στο οποίο
υπήρχαν 90
κιλά
εκρηκτικού
στο υπόγειο
πάρκινγκ
του
ξενοδοχείου.
Για να
διαφύγουν
από τους
ελέγχους
ήταν
ντυμένοι
σαν
αξιωματικοί
του στρατού
του νοτίου
Βιετνάμ,
μιμούμενοι
την
συμπεριφορά
και τους
τρόπους
τους, το στυλ
με το οποίο
μιλούσαν
μέχρι του
τρόπου με
τον οποίον
κάπνιζαν. Η
βόμβα ήταν
προετοιμασμένη
με ένα timer που
έδωσε την
εντολή για
έκρηξη στις
17:45
επιτρέποντας
στους δυο να
βγουν από
την Saigon για να
αποφύγουν
τους
ελέγχους
του
αμερικανικού
στρατού.
Οι Ηνωμένες
Πολιτείες
που
αιφνιδιάστηκαν
δεν
κατάφεραν
να
αντιδράσουν
άμεσα,
αντιθέτως η
αμερικανική
αντίδραση
υπήρξε
μοναχά την
άνοιξη του 1965
όταν
ξεκίνησαν
οι
βομβαρδισμοί
σε
βορειοβιετναμέζικες
περιοχές.
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