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"Τι να κανω
για να
παντρευτω
εναν
πλουσιο"
DIR By: mistermax
Date: March 29, 2014, 8:32 am
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Αναρχοκαπιταλίστρια
σε
φιλοσοφικες
αναζητησεις
στο craig list
ζητησε να
μαθει τι
μπορει να
κανει για να
παντρευτει
εναν
πλουσιο. Σας
δινω την
ερωτηση της
και την
απαντηση
καποιου
καπιταλιστη,
οπως και την
μεταφραση
για οσους
εθνικιστες
δεν ξερετε
αγγλικα.
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and
classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a
guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that
sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class
in New York City , so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any
wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who
makes average around 100 – 150. But that’s where I seem to hit a
roadblock. 150,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a
woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker
and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is
she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to
her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics-
bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t
hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the
upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring
types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy
guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the
east village. What’s the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer,
investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make?
And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang
out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking
for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an
honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m
being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind
of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture,
sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
——————–
Here was the response she got:
Dear Ms. Pretty:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought
meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis
of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I
qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than
$500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and
simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all
the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your
looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But
here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely
continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my
income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an
earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your
depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will
likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each
year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in
you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position,
not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good
business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d
rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the
following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when
your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a
deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient
markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and
spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your
sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as
gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if
not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money
and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right
way. Classic “pump and dump.” I hope this is helpful, and if you
want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
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#Post#: 10943--------------------------------------------------
Re: "Τι να κανω
για να
παντρευτω
εναν
πλουσιο"
DIR By: Nouseforaname
Date: April 9, 2014, 5:35 am
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Ωραίο!
Το σφάλμα
που κάνεις
κατά τη
γνώμη μου
είναι ότι
αποκαλείς
την κοπέλα
αναρχο-καπιταλίστρια.
Αναρχο-καπιταλιστής
είναι ο
τύπος που
της
απάντησε
όπου της
έθεσε με
πολύ
σωστούς
όρους την
δυσχερή της
θέση. Η αγορά
δεν αφήνει
χώρο για
μαλακίες.
Η κοπέλα
είναι
κλασσική
κολεκτιβίστρια-σοσιαλίστρια-κομμουνίστρια.
Θέλει να
"μοιραστεί"
το κέρδος
από την
εργασία του
άλλου με
"αντάλλαγμα"
μια μη
αγοράια
πραγματική
θέση (θεσμός
γάμου κ.λπ.).
Εννοείται
ότι ο φίλος
της
απαντάει
ότι
ρεαλιστικά
η ανταλλαγή
δεν έχει
αξία. Η
κοπέλα
Δημόσιος
Υπάλληλος
θέλει να
γίνει με
Ιδιώτη
αφεντικό
(Κρατικίστρια
δλδ.). Ούτε
στην αγορά
θέλει να
πολεμήσει
(ψάχνει για
γάμο και όχι
για να
ανταγωνιστεί),
ούτε να
αυξήσει την
αξία της
(όπως της
προτείνει ο
φίλος "βγάλε
κανά φράγκο").
Οι επιτυχία
των ως άνω
γυναικών
που
κατάφεραν
να
πληρώνουμε
όλοι τις
αμβλώσεις
τους, τους
παιδικούς
τους
σταθμούς, τα
σχολεία, τα
πανεπιστήμια,
τις άδειες
που
παίρνουν
για να
γεννήσουν,
τις πρόωρες
συντάξεις
τους κ.λπ. μας
οδήγησαν
στο
"κοινωνικό
κράτος" του
Κρατικο-σοσιαλισμού
ψευδο-καπιταλισμού.
Το μόνο
πόιντ που
της δίνω
είναι ότι
τουλάχιστον
αυτή ψάχνει
ένα κορόιδο
και δεν τα
ζητάει από
το κράτος
δηλαδή από
όλους μας.
#Post#: 10947--------------------------------------------------
Re: "Τι να κανω
για να
παντρευτω
εναν
πλουσιο"
DIR By: Somalian Pirate
Date: April 9, 2014, 7:52 am
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CVM LAVDE,
συναγωνιστή
Nouseforaname! Είναι
σαφές ότι
είναι
κομμούνι η
"κυρία"!
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