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Quotes
By: Sparks the Fire Date: October 2, 2009, 9:41 am
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What are your faveorite movie Quotes?
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Re: Quotes
By: samxxemo Date: October 8, 2009, 8:42 am
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IM THE DUDE PLAYING THE DUDE DESGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE. TROPIC
THUNDER
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Re: Quotes
By: Sav Date: October 8, 2009, 1:05 pm
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LOL my little brother and friends love that one.
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Re: Quotes
By: samxxemo Date: October 8, 2009, 1:07 pm
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Rofl I know alot more I'm just having a blonde moment. No
offense To anybody.
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Re: Quotes
By: Sav Date: October 27, 2009, 2:09 pm
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These aren't movie quotes but they still rule:
(206): I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and
Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
(206): Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
(804): So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex
is the new goodnight kiss
(757): So when are we having a sleepover?
(804): god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting.
you never go away.
(860): I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside
of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the
bibles in the fiction section
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he
magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my
mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she
said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in
the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i
started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and
i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes
"doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and
then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and
passed out.
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Re: Quotes
By: Sav Date: October 28, 2009, 7:52 am
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(608): This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her
baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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Re: Quotes
By: samxxemo Date: October 28, 2009, 7:53 am
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[quote author=Sav link=topic=8.msg403#msg403 date=1256670561]
These aren't movie quotes but they still rule:
(206): I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and
Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
(206): Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
(804): So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex
is the new goodnight kiss
(757): So when are we having a sleepover?
(804): god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting.
you never go away.
(860): I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside
of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the
bibles in the fiction section
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he
magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my
mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she
said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in
the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i
started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and
i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes
"doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and
then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and
passed out.
[/quote]
LOL
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Re: Quotes
By: Sav Date: October 28, 2009, 8:00 am
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(509): Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be
sexy sober.
(406): IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
(270): The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait
to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love
being home.
(416): that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
(919): You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate
Gosselin costume.
(647): Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
(813): I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the
bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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Re: Quotes
By: Sav Date: October 28, 2009, 8:25 am
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Easter bunny, f^ck you
We ALL know that your f^cking the chicken, so stop hiding the
eggs you b^stard.
Fucking Circles man,
Does it blow anyone elses mind that there is no such thing as a
perfect circle. Everyone knows that there's 360 degrees in a
circle but even with all the technological advanced sh^t we have
like computers, space ships, electric cars, we still don't have
something that can make a perfect circle? I don't know man.
F^ckin crazy.
Hamburgerler
think about how funny it would be if you robbed a mcdonalds on
halloween night dressed as the hamburgerler. like they would
watch the tapes and be like cracking up. do you think they would
even get mad haha
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Re: Quotes
By: Sav Date: October 28, 2009, 8:54 am
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O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while
we were making out"
(647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half
hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I
just listened.
(705): You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was
playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you
said "y'all ready for this".
(503): Swine flu is the new snow day.
(813): for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than
that?!
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