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Re: jokes..
By: Pink Lavalamop Date: October 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
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thats fucked up! lol!
think about it:
One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ''Give me your
most dangerous whore.''
The clerk says, ''She's in room 3A.''
The man goes to room 3A and sees a woman with a black leather
suit, whips and chains. The whore says she wants to have sex on
the peak of the roof. The man quickly agrees. They go to the
roof and go at it for a while, and then they both fall off the
roof, still ''together.'' They land on the sidewalk and die.
A drunk man walks by, sees them together, and walks into the
whorehouse. The desk clerk says, ''Hey! I thought I told you
never to come back here again! Get out, now!''
To this, the drunk replies, ''I just came in here to tell you
that your sign fell down.''
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Re: jokes..
By: samxxemo Date: October 15, 2009, 2:29 pm
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i dnt get it...
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Re: jokes..
By: Pink Lavalamop Date: October 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
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ok u know wat a whorehouse is rite!??!?!(u better ur in high
skool now) well i whorehouse is suppose 2 be secret... and wat
do people do in a whorehouse??! HAVE SEX DUH! soo the have sex
on the roof.. fall and die on top of eachother.. and thats when
that homeless guy see's them.. thinking its a sign... u get it
now!?!?
anyway here's another 1
Shaggy, Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a
restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts.
Shaggy says, "Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says, "Stronger than yesterday."
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Re: jokes..
By: Dark Prince Marth Date: October 15, 2009, 2:34 pm
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Two idiots went into a movie theater to see a horse race film.
The first idiot said to his companion, "I'll bet you \$5 that
No. 2 will win the race." The second idiot agreed to the bet,
and the horse won. After the movie, the first idiot said, "I
have a confession to make I saw the movie yesterday." The other
idiot replied, "So did I, but I didn't think he would win twice
in a row."
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Re: jokes..
By: Pink Lavalamop Date: October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
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WOW! lol
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to
remove the sign or go to jail.
Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign
pertains to religion."
The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove
off.
The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving
around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign
read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
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Re: jokes..
By: samxxemo Date: October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
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hahahahahahah i get it It's funny LOL
So is that one
And i thought they did have signs...
That one is funny to he is retarded...
So is that one
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Re: jokes..
By: Pink Lavalamop Date: October 16, 2009, 11:04 am
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lol!
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Re: jokes..
By: samxxemo Date: October 16, 2009, 10:43 pm
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i have a blonde joke
Alright there is 2 brunnettes and a blonde they are stuck on an
island which is 30 miles from shore...
the first brunnete swims 20 miles then drowns and the second
swims 15 miles and drowns... the blonde swims 15 miles gets
tired and swims back to the island...
ROFL
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