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       #Post#: 3135--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: Hex Date: August 21, 2017, 11:04 am
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       "I'll admit, you grasped the rules quicker than most. Faster
       than I did, I know." Not strictly true, but whatever. He does
       have a habit of forgetting to not get up and bowl again after a
       strike. It would probably help him learn if he ever got a
       strike. "Now that the academics are out of the way, let's see
       how well you handle the application."
       #Post#: 3180--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: PLO Date: August 28, 2017, 7:11 pm
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       "Yes, and let us see if your way of balling can match your way
       of words, good Hex." PLO is back in full composure,
       straight-standing and confident, ready to take on this past time
       of this town and own it. He retrieves a mid-weight yellow ball
       from the rack and sets himself regally in front of the lane. No
       deep breath needed, he is already in control. He steps forward
       and sends the orb rolling rapidly down towards its targets.
       It falls into the gutter about halfway through.
       At the end of seven turns later, the score is relatively even.
       PLO, despite his early flub, did manage to recover somewhat
       nicely, and had overall missed very few of the pins, sitting at
       a score of 59. When Hex finished his turn, he was left at 56,
       just 3 behind PLO. The scores themselves would be pleasing to
       him if that was the whole story. There's nothing wrong with
       being ahead of one whom he assumed to be a seasoned veteran of
       the sport, given his masterful expression of the rules and his
       choice of this recreation in the first place when pressed for
       it. And for the first few turns, he was good-natured about the
       whole thing.
       What was not okay was that there was one pin of the ten that
       would simply not fall down for him. He noticed it at five turns
       in, possibly after the other two ponies involved, and thereafter
       made it his mission to knock it down. But no. No matter how he
       threw the ball, and how many pins were knocked around it, it
       simply would not be knocked over. Because of this, he got no
       strikes, no spares, no extra points, not even the ones that he
       would have gotten for knocking over just that pin.
       And he is not happy about it. Not in the slightest. Aside from
       that one detail the game would have become tedious, he feels,
       but...that. One. Pin!
       He tries not to let his irritation show, but that has never been
       his strong point. His mane also gives it away, though its
       crackling would have been growing even without that. "You know,"
       he says, force-calmly as he steps once more with his chosen
       favorite ball, "if dhe point of the game is the destruction of
       those pins, dhis seems a terribly inefficient vhay to do so." As
       he speaks, his horn lights up and a shaft of lightning coils
       down his horn to his neck, then down his hoof, which touches the
       ball, charging it with electrical energy and drawing eyes.
       He hurls the glowing, crackling ball down the lane (making sure
       to roll it, thank you very much), electricity arcing out,
       cracking and burning the surface of the aisle as it goes amid
       shouts of surprise and/or anger from behind him. Upon impacting
       the lead pin, dead center, it erupts, causing a small explosion
       that sends ball and pin pieces flying, and by now nearly
       everypony's attention was directed to the blast which cleared
       not only that lane but the force of which knocked down all the
       pins in three lanes in either direction.
       ...Except for the single one standing in the center of where the
       formation was, clean, spotless, and 100% not knocked down.
       #Post#: 3206--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: Lamplight Date: September 9, 2017, 2:15 pm
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       Lamplight sits back to watch as the two stallions begin playing,
       with thankfully no further arguing. While he had grasped the
       rules fairly quickly, it still took a few turns to PLO to get
       the hang of it, and soon the scores were just about tied up.
       Bowling wasn't the most exciting game in the world, but
       Lamplight was still enjoying herself now that the two had
       started getting along better, at least for now. She can't help
       but chuckle as it becomes apparent that PLO is unable to hit the
       center pin, no matter what he does the ball somehow avoiding
       that one pin every single time. He does seem to be getting
       rather annoyed at it though, which might be understandable if he
       wasn't taking it so seriously. She stands up as he approaches
       for his next turn with a dangerous look in his eye and his mane
       crackling with electricity, which she has come to understand
       means he was upset. Before she can do anything to stop him he's
       already rolled the ball, now charged with energy, down the lane,
       which explodes in spectacular fashion and blows over all the
       pins in several nearby lanes... but somehow missing the one he'd
       been aiming at. Lamplight puts a hoof to her head as every eye
       in the bowling alley is turned their way. Talk about taking
       things too seriously... The owner, not to mention the nearby
       players who's games had been interrupted, were not going to be
       happy about this...
       #Post#: 3227--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: Hex Date: September 18, 2017, 11:00 am
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       Overall, Hex isn't having TOO bad a time. Bowling wasn't
       something he did often, but it was refreshing to have somepony
       with him that wasn't just bowling him out of the water. It's a
       tad frustrating that he's being beaten by some backwoods clod.
       It's entertaining seeing him fail to get the center pin every
       time, though.
       When the explosion happens, it knocks his glasses askew. Taking
       a moment to fix them up, he glances around the room at the
       aftermath before staring at the single shining, standing pin. He
       smirks. "I'll admit, I'm impressed..." this probably isn't a
       good time for a jab, but he just can't help himself... "...I
       never thought you'd be able to keep that one up. Way of, uh,
       controlling your fate."
       #Post#: 3228--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: PLO Date: September 18, 2017, 2:16 pm
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       PLO turns back around from his failed attempt at clearing the
       center pin, rounding on Hex and drawing up to his full height.
       "You think I fhas trying to keep dhat vhone up?" he practically
       shouts, his mane flashing the brilliant yellow of his lightning.
       His control on his accent also seems to have drained away with
       his rage. "You dhink-"
       He's interrupted as the owner marches over in front of his face,
       himself livid. He's flanked by several other customers clamoring
       for attention and angry at the black pony. "Hey, what's the big
       idea?? I let you and your friend in, provide you with a nice
       bowling facility for you two, look the other way when you start
       your game over, don't think I didn't notice that, and then you-
       how could-"
       "My friend said dhe point is destruction, I provided
       destruction!" PLO interrupts, not speaking louder than the other
       stallion but still somehow speaking over him. "And vhat is dhe
       idea, making pins that vhon't fall over to-"
       "Hey, I wasn't done talking!" the owner re-interrupts, even
       louder than before.
       At about this time, ponies start noticing just how dark it is
       outside. "Hey, isn't it...it's not that late, is it? What time
       is..." There's some murmuring and most of the ponies in the
       building break off from the altercation to check outside.
       Looking up, there's a large black cloud shading the building and
       a good amount of the surrounding area. There's even a contingent
       of the weather patrol trying ineffectually to beat it away and
       disperse it, to little avail.
       All of this escapes PLO and the owner, who are locked in
       argument. "...run a business! I hope you're going to pay for the
       damage you did to those lanes!!"
       "Fine! Vhatever!" PLO shouts, and pulls out a small black purse.
       His mane and tail are practically a solid glowing yellow at this
       point, with small arcs of lightning jumping between them across
       his body. "How much-"
       He doesn't have time to finish his inquiry before a bolt of
       lightning jumps from the cloud through the roof and strikes dead
       onto PLO's back. The ensuing shockwave sends both him and the
       owner flying comically through the roof as the building
       collapses around them, along with anypony else that might have
       stuck around nearby.
       PLO lands not too far in front of the burning remains what used
       to be the bowling alley, and lies on his stomach groaning. His
       mane and tail have returned to their jet black coloring, and a
       small fire is on his mane. The owner lands just after him a
       little farther away as fire crews and paramedics start arriving
       on the scene, but he's none the worse for wear, or looks it
       anyway. He bounds to his hooves and runs back to the smoldering
       rubble, falling to a kneeling position.
       "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" he cries, with the
       loudness of someone who can't tell quite how loud he's being. Or
       because he just wants to be loud. After the lightning strike,
       the cloud quickly disperses, much to the chagrin of the weather
       team who would have liked to use it for rain to help with the
       fire.
       #Post#: 3421--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: Hex Date: November 6, 2017, 9:52 am
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       Scared stiff, Hex doesn't have the wherewithal to move when the
       shouting match starts.
       He shields his eyes when the blast hits, and it takes a moment
       after for his eyes to see more than a dark blur. In the
       meantime, he can hear crashes echo around him and the floor
       shaking a bit as the building collapses.
       When he can see again, he finds that the shockwave failed to
       move him, and the structure has left him completely unscathed
       (albeit a little trapped). Soon he's recovered enough to speak:
       "Huh."
       #Post#: 3436--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: Lamplight Date: November 29, 2017, 5:46 pm
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       Lamplight can only shake her head as Hex continues to antagonize
       PLO, amazed that he could have so little self control. Who
       thinks it's a good idea to insult somepony who just blew up
       three bowling lanes out of frustration? She gets up to go try to
       break them up when she spots the manager heading this way. She
       sighs and turns to head back to where her patrons were still
       playing. She would rather not sit through what is undoubtedly
       going to be a shouting match. PLO does not seem like the type to
       just accept that he did something wrong and take responsibility.
       Sure enough, the manager starts yelling behind her. She almost
       makes it back to her former group when it becomes apparent
       things are not going well. She turns around as the sky outside
       darkens and sees PLO's mane glowing brightly, although he
       doesn't seem to be doing much yelling himself. She barely has
       time to duck for cover as the massive bolt of lightning blows a
       hole through the roof and blasts most of the roof and upper
       walls clear off the bowling alley. Thankfully, the damage seems
       to be limited to the building itself, and as she gets back to
       her hooves it seems like nopony is seriously injured. Her
       patron's game had been at the far end, and they'd avoided even
       being hurt at all. Without them to worry about, Lamplight turns
       and makes her way out of the ruins of the bowling alley, coming
       to a stop a short distance from where PLO is lying on the ground
       feeling sorry for himself. Well he should be sorry. How somepony
       with such a temper could manage to get this far in life without
       learning to control his magic was beyond her. He's just lucky
       nopony had actually really gotten hurt, destroying an entire
       place of business over a tantrum is bad enough as it is.
       Lamplight sighs, shaking her head and turning to return to her
       own group. Let somepony else deal with him, yelling would
       probably just make him blow up the house across the street
       anyway.
       #Post#: 3440--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Out of His Element
       By: PLO Date: December 1, 2017, 6:38 pm
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       PLO shakily stands up, batting at his face with a hoof, sending
       up a cloud of soot and dirt. "Right. I suppose...that vhas...a
       bit too long...ago..." he blinks and waves away a couple of
       emergency personnel checking on him. He seems incredibly
       low-energy. "No, no...am fine, am-"
       He's interrupted by the owner barging past the others into his
       face once again. "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
       DON'T THINK YOU'RE NOT! THAT WAS MY BUSINESS, MY-"
       PLO is having none of that, and puts his hoof over the other
       pony's mouth. Oddly enough, it works. "Fine. Vhill pay. Vhill
       buy. How much is price of bowlink alley?" He glances around and
       spots his purse sitting nearby, then begins walking towards it,
       seemingly oblivious to the fire still on his mane.
       The owner isn't pacified for long, and follows belligerently
       close behind. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID, BUT NOPONY SHUTS ME-"
       PLO proves him wrong once again after picking up the purse, the
       same way he had just seconds before. "Yes. Vhill pay," PLO
       repeats, louder than previously, and starts digging out some
       coins. "How much to buy?"
       "OH, REALLY," the owner resumes as soon as his mouth is free
       again. "YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH IN THAT-"
       PLO rolls his eyes and keeps pulling out coins until they form a
       small mound on the ground. "-LITTLE PURSE YOU GOT THERE? THAT
       THERE BOWLING ALLEY WAS WORTH-" PLO stares the stallion in the
       eye and turns the purse opening down over the pile, and coins
       cascade out of the open mouth, the pile growing until it's
       practically as large as the two ponies, with their legs
       partially submerged by the spill. "-MORE THAN you
       probably...ever..." The owner's rage seems to subside as the
       pile grows, falling silent.
       Having seemed to satisfy the peasant, PLO snorts and stows his
       purse away in his cape and shoos a pegasus approaching with a
       bucket. He ambles slowly back into the bowling alley, which has
       been gotten under control, except Hex is still stranded,
       unnoticed. PLO spots him through gaps in the rubble and huffs,
       muttering something under his breath before calling back out to
       the others tiredly, "Dhere is pony in here." Emergency personnel
       converge on the trap to free him while PLO walks on through the
       building, trudging down what was previously one of the lanes
       until he reaches his nemesis.
       His horn sparks and he points it at the center pin, still
       standing where it was, unmoved. A pitiful jolt of electricity
       jumps at the pin, having zero effect on it.
       He kicks it over with a clatter.
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