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#Post#: 14319--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Raven Tepes Date: June 27, 2022, 7:50 pm
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Zelpharia: Well, I can understand that one, Hei. It would
probably be like meeting my polar opposite who also happens to
be a good guy. Zelpharia says to Hei with an understanding
smile. Zelpharia: I figure that Vladimir needs some form of
discipline.. and humility.. training before someone like Dufort
turns him into blacken Cajun catfish. That leaves me very few
options. Of course it will be fun once Vladimir finds out. He
didn't speak to me for a month when I tricked him into military
school.
Rosetta: Oh Vlad could definitely use a few good zap, K.
Seriously. I swear if Gwen had powers that she would've used
them by now with how many times he's pranked her. She did shoot
him in the right butt cheek with a normal bullet to teach him a
lesson once though. That was funny as hell and surprising.
Rosetta says with a laugh and takes a sip of her drink.
Laura refills her drink glass as the kids talk among themselves
and gives Qrow a soft smile. Laura: Not too often I have family
plotting to teach an @ssh0le family member a lesson like this.
#Post#: 14320--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Zorbak the Ebil Moglin Date: June 27, 2022, 8:09 pm
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Hei: Well. You're free to do what you want. The other version of
me might be able to help. He says to Zeph.
Kindron: Sounds like quite the handful. I'm pretty lucky all my
alternate kids that have shown up have been pretty easy to
handle. Plus my son is pretty well-behaved, so I've been pretty
blessed to have such a good family. He says in response to
Rosetta.
Qrow: I agree. Then again, I don't get to spend too much time
with the family as a whole, so I don't usually see what Hei and
Wolf-boy are up to. He says to Laura.
#Post#: 15386--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Raven Tepes Date: December 2, 2022, 6:47 pm
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Zelpharia: For the sake of Torchwood, I really hope that Father
Hei might be able to help. She says to Hei and then takes a sip
of her drink. Zelpharia: It's bad when the most peaceful in
Torchwood wants to feed Vladimir to the team pet.
Rosetta: Frank and I were always good kids though Frank had fun
with his powers when I was a kid but so did I. Vladimir just
seems to have gotten the d*ckhead gene from Alucard and hard hit
with it. She says to Kindron with a slight shrug. Rosetta: Just
keep your youngest away from Vladimir, and you'll keep having
well behaved kids.
Laura: Well then it's about time you spent more time with the
family.. Laura says as she leans across the bar and close to
Qrow so only he can hear what say has to say next. Laura:
..because it be growing again, mi amor. She then uses her magic
to produce the pregnancy test that she had taken this morning
while Qrow was out. The test appears just right so only Qrow can
see it and shows him a positive test result. Laura: And yes,
that test is correct before you ask.
#Post#: 15393--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Zorbak the Ebil Moglin Date: December 2, 2022, 8:18 pm
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Hei: Well, if you need me to help, I will. But I do think the
priest version of me will be far more patient with him. I
already have a Hazeldine I'm trying not to let become a
murderous monster, and I'm sort of failing at. He says to Zeph.
Kindron: I'll keep it in mind. These days, Acillia and Zack
mostly stay in Heaven where my enemies can't get a hold of
them... He stops as he has a thought as he turns to Zeph. A
thought occurs... There's another kid of Alucard here, one from
another universe. Her name is Rachel Alucard. Maybe we should
introduce her to Vladimir. I don't know that she's met a lot of
her family here since her family in this world has been mostly
busy with other things. A lot of the Crow Mercenaries haven't
spent a whole lot of time with family in this world, other than
Dufort spending time with me and you, and Lily's kids hanging
out with her at times.
Qrow was a bit surprised, but composes himself as he looks to
Laura. Qrow: So that's why you were hinting earlier about us
having our own family.
#Post#: 16993--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Raven Tepes Date: November 27, 2023, 5:30 pm
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Zelpharia: Maybe we should introduce this Rachel to Vladimir. It
might be good for him to meet another offspring of Alucard. She
says thoughtfully to Kindron's suggestion. She then takes a sip
of her drink. Zelpharia: The worse that can happen is that
Rachel tries to fry him like everyone else. She then looks to
Hei. Zelpharia: I can always let you talk to my father, the
General. He might be able to give you pointers on how to handle
a difficult student considering how many he's trained in his
lifetime. He's trained many murderous bastards to be normal
functioning members of society.
Rosetta takes a drink and then almost spits it out before
choking. Rosetta: Grandpa Tolodora.. coughs.. is quirky, Mom.
Are you sure you want to hook up Hei with Grandpa?
Laura: That's exactly why I've been hinting, mon ami. She then
leans over the bar and gives Qrow a small kiss. Laura: And I
hope we have a boy. She then sets herself back on the flat of
her feet. Laura: Now to tell the rest of the family.
#Post#: 16995--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Zorbak the Ebil Moglin Date: November 27, 2023, 5:54 pm
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Hei: Maybe. It was a personal request from the head of the
Hazeldine family, so I am trying to work this out as best I can.
Any advice might help. I'm not used to training someone who
doesn't want to control their power... Not to mention he's not
really that smart at times. He thinks I'm trying to weaken him
despite the fact I told him multiple times he'd be far stronger
if he listened to me.
Kindron: From what I've seen of Rachel, I don't know if she has
the power to fry him, but she does have some rather unique
abilities she developed so I think she'll be fine. I think what
sets her apart is her ability to see the future.
Qrow: I don't even know where to start... I already have trouble
keeping up with the kids I already have, let alone trying to add
more to the mix. He says, thinking for a moment.
#Post#: 17017--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Raven Tepes Date: December 13, 2023, 10:47 pm
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Rosetta: Grandpa Tolodora will definitely be more than happy to
give you advice. He loves giving advice. It's just catching him
in the right incarnation for him to be helpful. She says to Hei.
Rosetta: I can't tell you how many times I dealt with him in an
incarnation as a teenager and going through the "rebellious"
stage. She then realizes that she sounds a bit pessimistically
in talking about her grandfather. Rosetta: Basically you want
solider mode version of my grandpa.
Zelpharia listens to Kindron and smiles a bit as she speaks with
humor. Zelpharia: Well then she can predict when Vladimir might
prank her. She then becomes a bit more serious. Zelpharia: In
all seriousness, I know how useful seeing the future can be as a
gift, but also how annoying it can be as well. Perhaps Rachel
can hang around Torchwood as well as it might be good for her.
Laura gently touches Qrow's hand and gives him a loving smile.
Laura: Your current children are old enough to care for
themselves these days so no keepin' up with them like that. As
for our newest addition, we'll have the family to help care for
the baby. Plus we have friends as well as the witches coven in
the bayou. All you have to do is be a father to your future
child.
#Post#: 17018--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Zorbak the Ebil Moglin Date: December 14, 2023, 1:11 am
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Hei: I'll keep it in mind. Soldier mode sounds like the easier
one to talk to.
Kindron: I know how hard it is... Unlike me, she can actually
control her sight to see events as she desires. But she's
expressed how difficult it is to change certain possible futures
she sees. She's talked to me before about how she saw the Order
of the Dragon coming, but no matter how she thought to prepare,
nothing would work, so it was like torture trying to stop an
event she couldn't stop from happening. He sighs. I've been
there. I know my future sight doesn't always show me good
things.
Qrow: Most of my kids are fighting dark spirits. I think I'm
right to be involved and worried about them. He says. I'm not
sure I even know how to be a good father even after multiple
kids. I thought Wolf-boy was dead for years and basically he got
left to fend for himself. Hei almost got sacrificed to Hell's
Gate when he was young because of me when I tried to bring my
wife back to life. And I haven't exactly been there much for
Yuffie either. Now Rosetta... I don't blame myself for that one.
I didn't know about her until now, so I can't exactly blame
myself for not being there in that case. It's sort of strange to
think different circumstances led to all my kids basically
ending up abandoned by me. He then shrugs and takes a drink. The
best track record for fatherhood, I am not. He says jokingly.
#Post#: 20540--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Raven Tepes Date: December 26, 2025, 9:45 pm
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Rosetta: He's definitely easy to talk to as long as you keep
Dalek, Zerg, and Borg out of the conversation. That could have
Grandpa Tolodora going off on war stories for hours. I know from
experience so just a bit of advice. She says as she takes
another sip of her drink. Rosetta: And don't get him drunk, or
you'll be stuck hearing random stories and possibly shown some
very embarrassing pictures of the family. Last time I got drunk
with him, he went off on five random subjects that had nothing
to do with each other. But hey, I now know the best bait to
catch a blorda on Zeta and how to trick the slappers of the
Zorgon homeworld because of random drunken rambling.
Zelpharia: I know how that feels as well. I see so many possible
futures at one time that it's a major headache to sort which one
I must pay attention to. It's not possible to change every
moment in time, but you can manipulate those situations to still
end in your favor even if it doesn't look like it. She says to
Kindron with a soft smile. Zelpharia: I might be able to help
her be more accepting of that what she cannot change.
Laura: I know that you've had a spotty past at raisin' children,
but hey, you got me, baby. Together, we can make it through
anything even diaper duty. She says with a bright, reassuring
smile.
#Post#: 20544--------------------------------------------------
Re: Zelpharia's Little Secret
By: Zorbak the Ebil Moglin Date: December 29, 2025, 9:50 pm
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Hei: I'll keep it in mind. I can't say I know much about that
stuff. The alien stuff is a little out of my expertise. The
Zygon stuff, Kendrix ended up learning more about it when he
gained Zygon powers.
Kindron: Rachel is much better at that stuff than I am. She's
been doing it a lot longer. I think she just needs more family
to hang out with. I don't really know what she does in her free
time.
Qrow: With my luck, us having a kid will start World War 3 or
something. He says jokingly with a shrug. He knew he had bad
luck, and often felt like a curse more than help in most cases.
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