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London WIP: Dr. Nate Barker
By: Zorbak the Ebil Moglin Date: January 26, 2021, 4:49 pm
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"You don't see the connection? How? He rubs his eyes in
annoyance and calms down. Alright... Y'all are in luck, because
I happen to know a great ophthalmologist. Everyone in here, get
your eyes checked, cause ya'll are blind as f*ck right now." -
Dr. Nate Barker during a meeting when no one saw the connection
in the investigation that he saw
"You called a meeting, no one found another body, so
basically... You've given us nothing to go on." - Nate during a
meeting called during an investigation when he worked for the
police.
"Oh, I was right... Look at that. He looks to the group.
Alright, I'm ready... Hit me with the apologies. One at a time."
- Nate, sarcastically, when he turned out to be right about an
investigation and no on believed him.
"So I walk into the place, right? I see a body on the floor and
the lady is running around like a f*cking headless chicken." -
Dr. Nate Barker when he found a woman in a house with a dead
body during an investigation.
"I'm looking into Stormstar Industries... And they're pretty
much clean. I think you guys got bamboozled by the rumors, bro.
The company isn't doing anything illegal, and there's nothing to
suggest they were other than their connection to Phantom's bar
which was just a loan to buy out the company that was going
under before. It was definitely a trap to try and lure someone
in, and probably smudge their name. Which they did, but
thankfully not to the extent that they were hoping. This was a
tactic on someone's part though. Someone knew exactly what to do
to draw in hunters, and played the part perfectly. Damn
bastards... Hate to say it, bro, but your psychic son is gonna
have to stay put for a while longer. I'm gonna have to go about
this a different way to find connections to Nightshade and
Phantom's bar beyond just money that was used legally." - Nate
investigating the Stormstar Industries incident to try and prove
Dufort's innocence.
During an investigation where policeman were trying to figure
out who killed a man near the police officers but somehow went
unnoticed.
Policeman: If it's not him, then I don't know... He says, naming
a suspect, but not sure.
Nate: Whoa, what?! You don't know?! Bro! It happened right in
front of you! There were so many of you there! How did you
people not see it?! He says angrily to the police officers.
During an investigation.
Nate: This is the guy that did it. That person matches the
sketch we got of what the witness saw. He says as he looks at
the picture the detective gave him.
Detective: What? He says, confused.
Nate: Don't you "what" me! That's the guy the witness saw! He
says, annoyed.
During an investigation.
Detective: Only our victim knows who this mystery third person
was that will lead us to the killer... Without the victim's
testimony we have nothing.
Nate: Oh... Wait, I'll contact him. Let me just get my ouija
board. He pretends to wave a ouija board around. Damn... Nope,
can't get a signal... He says sarcastically.
During another investigation, Nate was workign with an ally and
found a set of papers in the killer's apartment.
Dr. Nate Barker: The pages are in Latin. It's a demon summoning
spell.
Ally: Why would he need a demon summoning spell?
Dr. Nate Barker: To summon a demon, jack*ss. He says
sarcastically.
During another investigation.
Policeman: The man said it was dark in his living room and he
couldn't see anything when the murder happened.
Nate: He said it was dark? Bro! According to the time of death
report, it was broad f*cking daylight when the victim died!
During an investigation.
Policeman 1: The husband has to be the killer.
Nate: No. He says simply in response.
Policeman 2: Solid defense there, Nate... He says sarcastically.
Nate: You guys say I talk too much... So "No." He says
sarcastically.
During a meeting with Kindron.
Nate: Bro... That FBI guy is one clever son of a b*tch!
Kindron: What did he do?
Nate: He's not only good at covering his tracks, he's covering
the tracks of anyone with his special hunter network phone. I
got one, and as soon as I tried to open the program, the phone
exploded.
Kindron: So it's hack proof? Damn... That sucks. So the counter
hack measures erase the phone huh?
Nate: No no, bro. You don't understand. The phone LITERALLY blew
up in my face! I barely got into the network and it was like
someone just hit a remote and blew that little f*cker up!
Kindron: So he monitors the network then? Or someone does...
That makes this more difficult then.
Nate: You're lucky we're friends, man. If you weren't, I'd be
charging you an arm and leg for the great service I'm doing for
you.
"You guys really gonna let Nate slither away for not noticing
the connection after he roasted all of our f*cking corneas?" - A
police man on an investigation where someone else figured out
the connection before Nate did, talking about an investigation
where Nate called them all blind
"He's one of the most sarcastic and critical people you'll ever
meet, but he's still a great friend to me... But when it comes
to investigations and trying to solve crimes, there's not many
who have the skillset he does. He's pretty skilled in that
regard, even if his psychic abilities make him a little...
arrogant?" - Kindron about Nate
Name: Dr. Nate Barker
Title: The A*shole Detective
Age: Unknown
Species: Vampire
Gender: Male
Hunter Group/Team:
- Psychic Eye Private Investigations (Leads his own PI group.)
- British Men of Letters (Has worked with them to investigate
supernatural attacks in secret)
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