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Kristen's Terms
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: February 20, 2022, 12:07 pm
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[move][glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left]Attention
Raccoons[/shadow][/glow][/move]
OK, we are halfway there. I'll be the first to admit that this
event is taking a toll on me especially the last fight with
Missy. But don't look at that as I sign of weakness because as
you can see I'm fully capable of winning the next 12 fights. If
you want to put an end to this event, here are my terms.
1. I get "The Shoes" back and you are never to attempt to steal
them.
2. You promise to Never break into my house again.
3. I get my personal slave Joalin Loukamaa back and instead of
the 3 days she owes me it will be an entire month.
4. Chyler Leigh agrees to meet me in the finale of Open Fight
Night.
5. I get an entry into the Doc Marten Boot Bash Tournament. I
feel that I'm deserving of this seeing that I have been wearing
them for over 10 years and was the first female celebrity to
wear them on the Red Carpet.
Failure to agree to these terms will force me to continue this
event until I take over your stable.
Kristen Stewart
New Owner of the Raccoon Stable
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Re: Kristen's Terms
DIR By: Raccoon
Date: February 22, 2022, 3:15 pm
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Go away, nobody likes you... even Brirish Royalty find you
appalling!
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HTML https://champagneandshade.com/2022/01/09/kristen-stewart-appalled-prince-harry-spencer-performance/)
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Re: Kristen's Terms
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: February 23, 2022, 1:50 am
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So the bunch of In-breeds are going snub me at the Oscars. Well
I wasn't going to mention them at my acceptance speech anyway.
And you don't have to like me when I take over your stable but
you will have to show me respect or I'll show you the door.
15 down and 11 to go and I'm just getting warmed up. Even
signing a new iconic Stable Leader leader isn't going to slow me
down. And by the way my offer still stands.
Kristen Stewart
Proud New Owner of the soon to be New and Improved Raccoon
Stable.
HTML https://i.imgur.com/7mSSmlp.png
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Re: Kristen's Terms
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: February 24, 2022, 2:24 am
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Tick tick tick tick tick. Time is running out!
17 down and 9 to go.
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Re: Kristen's Terms
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: February 26, 2022, 2:00 pm
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So I thought this was supposed to be getting harder as I climb
my way towards the top Raccoon. If the last two fights are any
indication on what's in store then I should be taking over the
Raccoon Stable by the end of next week. My last two opponents,
Allison Stokke and Kristen Kreuk only managed to hit me 8 times.
What a pathetic display.
Next is some rookie named George then one of Johnnie Deeps
rejects who slurs her R's. After that I get the Mean Girl nobody
remembers then some Hawaii 5-0 muscle girl who enjoys looking at
herself in the mirror.
After I take care of Park Grace I finally got to beat the sh!t
out of Chyler Leigh . . . again. Now if I'm to be completely
honest, the last Raccoon, Hanna-Maria Seppälä is not only the
strongest fighter in the UCC but she has some skills. I'm sure
she will put up a fight but if I make it that far there is no
way she's coming away with a win.
So as I see it, the Raccoon Stable will be mine by March, 7th.
And if any of you plan on leaving remember that you are under
contract and you either fight for me or your retire.
Kristen Stewart
Soon to be New Owner of the Raccoon Stable.
HTML https://i.imgur.com/hdne3bv.jpg
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Re: Kristen's Terms
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: March 2, 2022, 1:31 pm
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OK, Raccoons are incredibly stubborn but hey, that's OK with me.
I only have 4 fights left before I get my very own stable. Keira
Knightly is next and while she was arguably the best fighter in
the UMMA, she has become complacent in the UCC and shouldn't be
any problem. Grace Park, well I don't know much about her but if
she is like any of the other muscle heads then she'll be a good
warm up to my main goal of this challenge and that's getting the
cowardly Chyler Leigh in the cage.
Chyler ducked me at OFN and left me no choice but to go through
her former stable in order to fight her. I know a lot of UCC
fans can't believe this could happen and some even blame me.
Well, if Chyler would have had some balls this could have been
avoided.
It's winding down and the Raccoon stable is about to see some
changes but don't be afraid. The changes will be positive
because I'm a positive person.
The Shoes" showed up and that's a positive first step but the
rest of my terms still stand.
Kristen Stewart
Soon to be the new owner of the Raccoon Stable
HTML https://i.imgur.com/IiebjSp.png
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Re: Kristen's Terms
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: March 5, 2022, 1:07 pm
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Well, Keira Knightley didn't put up much resistance, I think
deep down the Raccoons are finally facing reality and know the
inevatable is just around the corner. Fear not, positive changes
are coming. You might think that I sound a little overconfident
but I've already beaten Chyler Leigh numerous times and after
seeing Hanna-Maria Seppälä get her lights punched out by Laura
Lepistö she should be a pushover. All I have to do is take care
of Park Grace and the stable will be mine.
To show that I'm not a complete B!tch I've decoded to throw a
huge get to know me party after I win my next 3 fights. No
expenses will be sparred. Bobby Flay will be grilling out and
Britney Spears and Taylor Swift will be performing.
There will be some changes as the Raccoon Headquarters will move
from Helsinki to Los Angeles. Joalin Loukamaa will be promoted
to Assistant Stable Leader and Chyler Leigh will still have a
job as a Locker Room attendant.
I loof forward to getting to know all of my new employees and
plan on having a one on one with each and every Raccoon.
Speaking of Raccoon I decided that the name will remain the
same. Raccoon should not be worried as he will still have a job.
Just imagine, my new Stable will be the only with a live mascot.
Kristen Stewart
Soon to be the new owner of the Raccoon Stable
HTML https://i.imgur.com/Y2QP1hN.png
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