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Fight 29 Miranda Cosgrove vs Joey King
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: February 17, 2022, 5:58 am
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Joey King has this crowd in the palm of her hand, they love her.
She waves to her fans and then blows kisses to them. I think
everyone loves this American fighter.
Miranda looks calm, but knows she has a tough fight coming up.
Can the Lost Wildcats fighter rise to this challenge?
Joey King glares at her opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
It's hard to say who will be winning this fight. The specialized
media don't have a favourite and neither do I.
Miranda Cosgrove comes with a 8 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke.
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Round 1
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Miranda Cosgrove and Joey King move forward as the bell signals
the beginning of the fight...the crowd are ready for this one!
It's not a desirable position that Joey King is in now. Miranda
Cosgrove's well known for her strong and relentless GnP. She's
beaten a lot of girls to a bloody pulp in this position.
Miranda Cosgrove shoots for a double leg takedown!
She hits it! Joey is taken off her feet...oh! but she manages to
pull Miranda into her guard.
Miranda Cosgrove is in closed guard over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove and Joey King are on the canvas...Miranda is
lifting her head up...looks like she might be attempting a
headbutt...
CRACK! Forehead to forehead! Joey's brains will be scrambled
after that hit!
What a catty move by Miranda.
That looks like it hurts! Joey's Right cheek isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
Is she blind? Lena Gercke didn't see that foul.
Miranda Cosgrove is in closed guard over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove's in closed guard, as Joey King tries to roll
on the ground.
Miranda uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Joey clumsily fails here and it's time for Miranda to fight
back...
Miranda Cosgrove's looking to pass Joey King's guard...
Miranda Cosgrove gets her hips free and moves to half guard.
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Miranda Cosgrove is in half guard over Joey.
Joey King tries to close the guard.
Nothing happening from this effort.
Miranda Cosgrove is in half guard over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove looks to get a side mount...
Miranda frees her leg and is now controlling Joey from the side
mount! That's awesome technique.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
On the mat here as Miranda Cosgrove prepares to mount Joey
King...
Miranda slides her knee across and gets to mount.
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Miranda Cosgrove attempts to keep her position while looking to
perhaps begin a hard pounding session...
Miranda controls the situation despite Joey's efforts of
escaping from the full mount.
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Joey King tries to escape from the full mount...
Miranda's not caught off guard and moves to side mount. She
keeps her superior position, what a brilliant tactician Miranda
is.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Miranda
Cosgrove looks to mount Joey King...
Miranda slides her knee across and gets to mount.
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Joey King tries to roll to her side and trap Miranda Cosgrove in
her guard...
Miranda rolls her over and takes her back! Miranda is pressing
Joey's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet
Joey's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her breasts.
Miranda is in rear mount over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove is trying to better her position on the ground
and launches a couple of elbows against Joey King's ribs and
breasts.
Joey felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears on
her cheeks...
Miranda Cosgrove launches a big elbow...
BANG! That shot was right onto Joey King's beautiful tits! It
looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's
trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
Miranda is in rear mount over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to get a hook in!
Joey rolls on the mat and manages to get a half guard!
Miranda gets sloppy and Joey King tries to take advantage...
Miranda Cosgrove had Joey King in big trouble, she's controlling
her back while on the ground. Joey tries to roll and find an
escape...
Joey is unable to move under Miranda's control.
Miranda Cosgrove is in closed guard over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to better her position on the ground...
Miranda breaks the guard of Joey and moves to half guard.
That'll give Miranda the advantage here.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
Joey doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She
tries to get back on her feet.
She can't do it! Miranda keeps her on the canvas.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
Joey King has a shot at trapping Miranda Cosgrove in her guard.
Miranda keeps control and remains in side mount.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
Miranda breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down
huge mouthfuls of oxygen.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
Miranda shows no signs of slowing down. She's in great shape,
just ask anyone who's gone a few rounds with her.
The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Miranda
Cosgrove looks to mount Joey King...
Miranda slides her knee across and gets to mount.
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Miranda breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down
huge mouthfuls of oxygen.
Lena Gercke has seen enough passivity on the ground and stands
up the fighters, "Come on ladies. This is a fight not a slumber
party!"
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Joey is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Miranda runs her
fingers through her hair.
The clock says 3:05 in the 1 round
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Miranda's connecting with a few punches.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a furious hook!
That hits Joey's chin like a wrecking ball! Joey loses balance
and goes to the mat.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King could be taken advantage of here. She's on her back
and Miranda Cosgrove makes her move...leaping into the air and
trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Miranda has
squashed Joey. That's got to hurt like a bitch!
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck
down, Joey." Miranda Cosgrove is measuring her up, she's in
position to drop a knee to her gut...
Miranda has dropped her knee right into Joey's belly! That's
pushed the wind right out of her and Joey is gasping for breath.
Miranda gets back to her feet...is she going to do that move
again?
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a kick to Joey King's thigh...
BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Joey is in serious
pain!
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
It looks like Joey is having trouble getting to her feet,
Miranda's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves
towards Joey's head and has an evil glint in her eyes...
Miranda is standing on Joey's hair! Joey is writhing in pain,
but she can't escape. Miranda has grabbed her hands and is
pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Joey's back is arched
and her head remains on the canvas! Joey is screaming as her
hair is being pulled by the roots!
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
It looks like Joey is having trouble getting to her feet,
Miranda's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves
towards Joey's head and has an evil glint in her eyes...
Miranda is standing on Joey's hair! Joey is writhing in pain,
but she can't escape. Miranda has grabbed her hands and is
pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Joey's back is arched
and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by
the roots!
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Miranda Cosgrove looks down at Joey King, she has a nasty look
in her eyes...Oh my! Miranda raises her foot and stomps towards
Joey's crotch!
Ohhh! Miranda's foot lands right between Joey's thighs! Smack
bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Joey is in
total agony.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Miranda Cosgrove moves back and yells, "Get up, Joey! Get your
sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Joey King
slowly gets back to her feet.
Time for Joey to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, her
beautiful breasts heaving as she readies herself.
Joey King is not showing a great technique with that low kick...
Miranda is smart enough to block that one.
Poorly executed technique from Joey. Miranda looks to counter...
Miranda Cosgrove launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Joey blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek!
She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time for
Miranda to press her advantage!
Oh no! Joey will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
There's a small laceration on Joey's Left cheek. It looks as if
it's hurt her.
The clock says 4:35 in the 1 round
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey is trying to get back onto her feet.
Oh! There's a push from Miranda and Joey is still on the canvas.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
The effort shows as Joey tries to get back to her feet.
"Where do you think you're going, Joey?" Oh, there's a nasty
shove from Miranda and Joey stays on the mat.
The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King could be taken advantage of here. She's on her back
and Miranda Cosgrove makes her move...leaping into the air and
trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Miranda has
squashed Joey. That's got to hurt like a bitch!
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Lena
Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners.
The round is for Miranda, who walks calmly to her corner while
adjusting her outfit.
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Round 2
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Joey King throws a body kick.
Solid shot! Oof...that may well leave a mark on Miranda.
The clock says 0:25 in the 2 round
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Joey's connecting with a few punches.
Oh My! A crushing shot to Miranda Cosgrove's body! That one
seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Miranda
is holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable.
Oh no! Miranda may have some cracked ribs.
This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this
into account for future fights between these two.
Miranda Cosgrove's found an opening in the defense of Joey King,
she's launching a big hook!
She landed it! That could break Joey's ribs. Oh my gosh!
Miranda looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing,
it's obvious she's been training hard for this event.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Joey receives a hard blow on her left leg!
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Miranda Cosgrove goes to the body...
She punishes Joey's ribs with a couple of hooks. Some of those
hits are landing right in her cleavage!
Solid kick to the leg from Joey King.
Miranda checks it and positions herself.
The clock says 1:15 in the 2 round
Miranda Cosgrove throws a lazy punch towards Joey King's belly.
What the...Miranda's punch has drifted below the belt and she's
clawing at Joey's crotch! Did the referee see that?
You can't get anything past referee Lena Gercke, she's seen
that!
Lena Gercke halts the fight to give Joey time to recover. Joey
takes a moment to catch her breath and fix her outfit. OK, she
seems to be ready to fight again. The fight resumes with both
fighters standing.
Miranda Cosgrove throws a hook.
That hits its mark. BAM! "Take that, Joey! You sack of meat!"
The clock says 1:40 in the 2 round
Miranda Cosgrove launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Joey blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek!
She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time for
Miranda to press her advantage!
There's a small laceration on Joey's Left cheek. It looks as if
it's hurt her.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Miranda Cosgrove steps back and allows Joey to get back to her
feet. Joey King keeps her eyes locked on Miranda as she steadies
herself.
Joey staggers back to her feet again. The 5' 4" fighter looks
ready to go again.
Miranda Cosgrove is showing excellent timing. She blasts Joey
King with a right hand.
Great hook by Miranda! Joey is caught off balance and slips to
the ground in pain!
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey tries to stand up!
Miranda doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Joey! Where you
belong!"
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
It looks like Joey is having trouble getting to her feet,
Miranda's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves
towards Joey's head and has an evil glint in her eyes...
Miranda is standing on Joey's hair! Joey is writhing in pain,
but she can't escape. Miranda has grabbed her hands and is
pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Joey's back is arched
and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by
the roots!
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Miranda Cosgrove steps back and allows Joey to get back to her
feet. Joey King keeps her eyes locked on Miranda as she steadies
herself.
Joey staggers back to her feet again. The 5' 4" fighter looks
ready to go again.
The clock says 2:40 in the 2 round
Miranda Cosgrove launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Joey receives a hard blow on her left leg!
Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Joey's leg. It
looks like she's hyper-extended it.
Miranda Cosgrove's one of those women capable of pounding you
into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound
on your tits until they're black and blue.
Miranda Cosgrove throws an uppercut.
It lands solidly making a meaty thud. Joey's being used as a
punching bag.
Oh no! Joey will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Forehead has taken some brutal punishment.
Joey has been opened up by Miranda...the Strikeforce fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
Miranda Cosgrove's found an opening in the defense of Joey King,
she's launching a big uppercut...
Bingo! Joey's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch.
Joey King's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless,
but Miranda Cosgrove smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a furious hook!
That hits Joey's chin like a wrecking ball! Joey loses balance
and goes to the mat.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless,
but Miranda Cosgrove smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
Joey tries to stand up!
Miranda doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Joey! Where you
belong!"
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
The Lost Wildcats fans are cheering Joey on as she tries to get
back to her feet...
Oh my! Joey isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from
Miranda to keep her on the ground.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Lena Gercke is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Joey doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She
tries to get back on her feet.
She can't do it! Miranda keeps her on the canvas.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the fuck
down, Joey." Miranda Cosgrove is measuring her up, she's in
position to drop a knee to her gut...
Miranda has dropped her knee right into Joey's belly! That's
pushed the wind right out of her and Joey is gasping for breath.
Miranda gets back to her feet...is she going to do that move
again?
BANG! That shot was right onto Joey King's beautiful tits! It
looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's
trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
Miranda is standing while Joey is on the ground on her back.
Joey King's slowly getting back to her feet. The Strikeforce
fighter shakes her head as she finds her feet. Miranda Cosgrove
pushes a strand of her hair off her face as she readies herself.
Back to her feet, Joey is vertical again. She'll be hoping she
stays that way for a while.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Miranda's connecting with a few punches.
A furious flurry of punches from Miranda Cosgrove!
She puts Joey in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over
and over again. I think Joey just pissed her panties in fear!
Joey King's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless,
but Miranda Cosgrove smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
A bone shattering straight right hand from Miranda Cosgrove!
It connects! Joey's going to have a big headache after that
blow!
The clock says 4:30 in the 2 round
Miranda Cosgrove launches a stiff jab, right towards Joey King's
face!
That barely hits Joey's face but it seems like one finger has
poked her eye! Does the referee see that?
Lena Gercke didn't see that! Give her some glasses!
Miranda Cosgrove begins to launch a barrage of punches over Joey
King!
This is getting worse and worse for Joey. She's in a world of
hurt now and I think she may be about to black out.
That looks like it hurts! Joey's Mouth isn't looking the best.
She's taken some damage there.
Joey has a small cut on her Mouth. Blood's starting to seep from
that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the
fight.
The clock says 4:45 in the 2 round
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Miranda's connecting with a few punches.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a rapid series of punches...
She's taking Joey from one end of the cage to the other. That's
awesome! The crowd are going nuts!
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Lena
Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners.
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for
Miranda.
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Round 3
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Joey King continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Lena Gercke is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Several good body shots from Miranda Cosgrove...
They're landing on Joey. Bang, bang, bang.
Joey King throws a lazy kick...
Miranda dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to
orbit! Joey is going to be nailed every time if she plays that
game.
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Joey's Left eye.
The clock says 0:30 in the 3 round
Miranda Cosgrove is not showing a great technique with that low
kick...
It only just finds Joey's thigh.
Joey King's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless,
but Miranda Cosgrove smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a hook to the body.
Bang! Joey stops that one with her ribs! Her breasts seemed to
lift right up under that punch.
Joey King is a bloody mess! Miranda Cosgrove has really pulped
her up. I'm amazed Joey is even thinking of fighting on.
Nice punches from Miranda Cosgrove.
Even nicer blocks from Joey.
Miranda seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of
gas in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come
on, come on. Let's get this done!"
You can see Joey King's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her hair. Joey has a
worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here can
tell she's in trouble.
Miranda Cosgrove decides to launch some tentative punches...
Nothing from this exchange. Miranda moves back and takes a deep
breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her
cleavage.
The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round
Joey King's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems
seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her
bloodied fingers through her hair.
Miranda Cosgrove moves forward looking for some action.
Miranda shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in
a double overhook!
The clock says 1:05 in the 3 round
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Joey King launches a knee!
Miranda blocks that knee. The whole crowd seemed to be holding
their breath there.
The referee intervenes to break the clinch. She's seen enough of
this hugging and wants them to get back to fighting.
Joey King launches a solid middle kick.
That kick whizzes pass Miranda.
Miranda tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Miranda Cosgrove tries to bring the fight to the ground. She
wants Joey on the mat.
Joey goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in
trouble now.
BANG! That shot was right onto Joey King's beautiful tits! It
looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's
trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
Miranda Cosgrove is in open guard over Joey.
Joey King continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Lena Gercke is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to pass to half guard...
Joey can't prevent her opponent from passing. Miranda looks to
work from half guard.
Miranda Cosgrove is in half guard over Joey.
Joey King's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems
seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her
bloodied fingers through her hair.
Joey King attempts to move to full guard.
Miranda Cosgrove keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Miranda Cosgrove is in half guard over Joey.
Miranda Cosgrove looks like she's trying to pass Joey King's
guard...
Miranda manages to get her toned leg free and moves to side
mount.
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
Joey King's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems
seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her
bloodied fingers through her hair.
Joey King tries to show some of her ground skills.
Miranda uses her strength to keep Joey at a disadvantage. That's
a nice show of power.
Joey clumsily fails here and it's time for Miranda to fight
back...
Miranda Cosgrove hovers above Joey King...
Bam! Good punches to Joey's body. That'll leave a mark on her
beautiful tits!
Miranda Cosgrove is in side mount over Joey King.
As the fight continues it seems that Miranda is taking the best
of the fight. She's been putting in a lot of effort in the gym
lately and it is paying off.
The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Miranda
Cosgrove looks to mount Joey King...
Miranda slides her knee across and gets to mount.
The clock says 2:20 in the 3 round
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Joey King's face is covered in blood. She may be having problems
seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then runs her
bloodied fingers through her hair.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to keep her position. That look in her
eye, I think she wants to begin a good pounding session...
Miranda controls the situation despite Joey's efforts of
escaping from the full mount.
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Joey King is a bloody mess! Miranda Cosgrove has really pulped
her up. I'm amazed Joey is even thinking of fighting on.
Joey tries to stand up!
Miranda doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Joey! Where you
belong!"
Miranda Cosgrove is in full mount over Joey King.
Miranda Cosgrove fakes a few punches. After a brief struggle she
catches Joey King's arm and tries an armbar!
Miranda launches a couple of strikes with her hooks over Joey's
face and then launches herself backwards with all her might!
Joey taps with tears running down her face.
Miranda Cosgrove has won this fight! It's victory by Submission
(Armbar) at 2:53 Round 3!
Nice work!
Statistics: Miranda Cosgrove
Punches 49/65 (75%)
Kicks 12/12 (100%)
Clinch strikes 3/3 (100%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 5/5 (100%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 7059,55
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 620,5
Time on the ground 246 s
Statistics: Joey King
Punches 3/15 (20%)
Kicks 1/4 (25%)
Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 11,11
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 429 s
Miranda Cosgrove wins
Joey King loses
Miranda will be getting drunk and laid tonight! She's the upset
winner!
Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Miranda. This
woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows
exactly what she's doing in the cage.
Joey King was boring today if you ask me. She did nothing in her
fight. Joey would have been better off just flashing her
beautiful tits for the fans.
Oh yes! What a superb fight! Undoubtedly one of the fights of
the year! Miranda and Joey proved that they have the skills,
abilities and looks to sell tickets and merchandise.
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