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Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 13, 2022, 9:08 pm
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Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #26 Jessica Simpson
Kristen Stewart looks calm in her corner. The Badass Barbie
fighter looks convinced of her abilities. "Let's get fight
started, Jessica. I have other places to be and more Raccoons to
knock out..."
Jessica Simpson looks calm in her corner. The newly signed
Raccoon Middleweight fighter looks convinced of her abilities.
"Let's get fight started you weakling. I have other places to
be..."
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
And there you go! I would put my money on Jessica today. He size
and strength might be too much for the Barbie Lightweight.
The referee of the bout is Drew Barrymore.
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Round 1
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The bell has rung and Jessica Simpson is eyeing up Kristen
Stewart to get this started. Jessica's already taunting her
opponent, "You ready for me, you little b!tch? Just bring it,
Kristen".
Jessica fakes a punch and shows some footwork moving aside.
Kristen watches her intently.
Kristen flexes her body and shows off her impressive biceps. She
still looks fresh out there, still plenty of action to be seen
from Kristen tonight.
Kristen Stewart launches a rapid series of punches...
She's taking Jessica from one end of the cage to the other.
That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts!
Jessica has a small cut on her Nose. Blood's starting to seep
from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the
fight.
Jessica Simpson fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Kristen staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and
nimble like a cat! A ****, a **** cat!
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Solid kick to the leg from Kristen Stewart.
Oh man! That visibly pains Jessica as she yelps in pain. Tears
may be welling in her eyes!
Jessica has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this
day and age.
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Good movement from Jessica Simpson...she's looking like a
professional out there.
Kristen is bobbing and weaving.
Some counter punches against Kristen Stewart from Jessica
Simpson now...
Ohhh so close! That almost hit Kristen as she moves away.
Poorly executed technique from Jessica. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Jessica blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her
cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat!
The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
The Badass Barbie fans are cheering Jessica on as she tries to
get back to her feet...
Oh my! Jessica isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from
Kristen to keep her on the ground.
Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
Jessica Simpson is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the
**** down, Jessica." Kristen Stewart is measuring her up, she's
in position to drop a knee to her gut...
Kristen has dropped her knee right into Jessica's toned belly!
That's pushed the wind right out of her and Jessica is gasping
for breath. Kristen gets back to her feet...is she going to do
that move again?
The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round
Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
The Badass Barbie fans are cheering Jessica on as she tries to
get back to her feet...
Oh my! Jessica isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from
Kristen to keep her on the ground.
Kristen is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart steps back and allows Jessica to get back to her
feet. Jessica Simpson keeps her eyes locked on Kristen as she
steadies herself.
Jessica staggers back to her feet again. The Raccoon fighter
looks ready to go again.
A furious flurry of punches from Kristen Stewart!
She puts Jessica in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over
and over again. I think Jessica just pissed her panties in fear!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Jessica's Left cheek is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Jessica has a small cut on her Left cheek. Blood's starting to
seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to
end the fight.
Kristen Stewart chases Jessica Simpson and launches a few
perfect strikes...
Here we go! Jessica steps backwards when those punches connect
with her face.
This is getting ugly! Jessica's Right cheek isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
This isn't good for Jessica! The blonde Middleweight with the
sext legs is in pain and spilling a lot of blood.
The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Jessica receives a hard blow on her left leg!
Jessica has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this
day and age.
Jessica seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very
coordinated now. She isn't the girl she was when she started
this fight.
Kristen Stewart runs in to capitalize and launches a barrage of
punches over a dazed Jessica Simpson who almost cannot stand!
One massive hit after another, Kristen is punishing Jessica!
Holy ****, Drew Barrymore should be doing something soon before
Jessica is seriously hurt.
Drew Barrymore is asking Jessica to defend herself! Drew
Barrymore jumps between the fighters and stops the punishment
for Jessica. She really has been totally beaten here tonight.
Jessica's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
This isn't good for Jessica! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
It's a win for the Badass Fighter fighter, Kristen Stewart. At
2:28 Round 1, the win coming via TKO (Punches).
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 23/29 (79%)
Kicks 3/3 (100%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 3528
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Statistics: Jessica Simpson
Punches 0/4 (0%)
Kicks 0/0 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 0
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 44 s
A dominating performance by Kristen who took her best game
against Jessica. I have no doubt Kristen will be gracing the
cover of Total Knock Out in the near future.
Jessica Simpson was making the people snore here. Raccoon should
talk with this girl. If she continues to fight like this they
will need to look at dropping her from their roster.
I only can thank Kristen and Jessica for an unforgettable fight!
In fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for
putting on such a great show. I frickin love my job!
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 15, 2022, 12:38 am
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Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #25 Amanda Righetti
Kristen Stewart enters the cage and this place seems about to
burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of
them wearing "I love Kristen" T-shirts and holding "Kristen for
President" signs.
Kristen Stewart doesn't look concerned about anything Amanda
Righetti brings to the table. The Badass Barbies fighter eyes up
her American opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass
kicked!"
Amanda Righetti is beating herself up in the corner before the
fight begins, smacking herself in the face, body and legs to get
ready for her scrap.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
The bets gives an equal chance to both fighters to score a win
tonight.
Amanda Righetti comes with a 2 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann.
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Round 1
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The first round bell sounds and Kristen's already talking trash
to Amanda Righetti, "I'll rip your long red hair right out!
Those beautiful titties of yours are about to be pounded!"
Amanda Righetti moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Kristen pushes Amanda and keeps the fight at striking range.
Amanda Righetti attempts a shoot!
Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Amanda, she's in a world of hurt now!
Yeow! It looks like Amanda's Nose is beginning to swell. But it
doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to
keep fighting.
Pulverizing punch to Kristen Stewart's head from Amanda
Righetti!
Kristen slips under the punch. Amanda's fist only touching hair!
Amanda misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Quick hook by Kristen Stewart.
Good shot! Amanda has every reason to be worried if Kristen
keeps landing those on her.
Amanda's Left eye is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
The fans just love watching Kristen in the cage. Beauty, poise
and a fantastic figure. This girl has got it all and she's not
letting up in this fight!
Kristen Stewart swings...
Slap! A hard impact to Amanda's face! Her eyes rolled back in
their sockets with that one.
Amanda Righetti moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Hard blow to Kristen's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning.
A bone shattering straight right hand from Amanda Righetti!
It connects! Kristen's going to have a big headache after that
blow!
Some nice shots from Amanda Righetti.
But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Amanda, or pure
luck from Kristen?
The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round
Oh no! A bad move from Kristen Stewart!
She almost puts her head in the path of Amanda's kick. Buy a
lottery ticket, Kristen!
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart is holding Amanda's right leg. Amanda should
never have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take
her down.
Amanda shows great balance while pushing away Kristen.
Kristen Stewart and Amanda Righetti engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Both fighters are connecting, this could be ending soon if
either lands a lucky punch.
Amanda Righetti is opening up on Kristen Stewart and raining
down combinations!
Kristen doesn't look worried as she defends with absolute class.
Poorly executed technique from Amanda. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut.
Crack! It lands on Amanda's chin. What a bell ringer!
Kristen Stewart is swinging for the fences!
BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Amanda's jaw!
Yeow! It looks like Amanda's Right cheek is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round
Incredible high kick from Kristen Stewart!
What an impact. Amanda is dazed and worried!
Amanda Righetti is holding Kristen Stewart's left leg. She's got
a tight grip and is trying to take Kristen down...
Kristen shows incrrdible balance while pushing away Amanda.
Amanda Righetti moves forward looking for some action.
Kristen doesn't want to engage and back pedals.
The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round
Amanda Righetti wants to take the advantage of this fight and
she tries to clinch with Kristen Stewart.
Amanda moves forward and holds Kristen, their breasts pressing
against each other.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Amanda Righetti's throwing a flurry of punches and she's
taunting Kristen Stewart! "Come on, ****. You want some of this
weakling?"
Kristen ducks under and circles out of the corner.
Kristen Stewart follows Amanda Righetti...
Amanda fakes a move and Kristen's advances come to nothing.
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
What a terribly one sided match...Amanda wasn't ready to fight a
fighter of Kristen's caliber.
Here comes a punch to the guts from Kristen Stewart. Amanda
Righetti looks to defend...
Amanda's eyes just opened wide as Kristen has deliberately gone
for a crotch claw. Her hand is between Amanda's thighs and she's
digging her fingers in. What a dirty tactic!
Referee Eva Habermann needs to get her eyes checked. She missed
that blatant foul!
The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round
A bone shattering straight right hand from Kristen Stewart!
It connects! Amanda's going to have a big headache after that
blow!
Yeow! It looks like Amanda's Left cheek is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Amanda circles around Kristen...
Kristen Stewart leads with a punch...
Amanda evades but whiffs with a counter.
A lot of wasted energy there.
Amanda Righetti looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Kristen Stewart's punches.
Amanda is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen.
Kristen Stewart is holding Amanda's right leg. Amanda should
never have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take
her down.
Amanda loses her balance and gets thrown to the ground.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
Deep breaths from Amanda Righetti who tries a hammer punch to
Kristen Stewart's chest.
Kristen easily blocks those feeble punches.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Good looking punches from Kristen Stewart on the ground.
Those punches could take their toll on Amanda. She's feeling
those for sure.
The clock says 4:05 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
Kristen Stewart tries to open up Amanda Righetti's defense by
faking a few punches.
The sweat's flying off Kristen's face as she aggressively and
repeatedly punches Amanda in the side of the head!
This isn't good for Amanda! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
The ref is looking on and may be stopping this fight.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
Amanda Righetti tries to show some of her ground skills.
Kristen uses her strength to keep Amanda at a disadvantage.
That's a nice show of power.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
Good looking punches from Kristen Stewart on the ground.
Those punches could take their toll on Amanda. She's feeling
those for sure.
It's going to be hard for Amanda to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Nose is swelling up big time.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
The effort shows as Amanda tries to get back to her feet.
"Where do you think you're going, Amanda?" Oh, there's a nasty
shove from Kristen and Amanda stays on the mat.
She's not going anywhere at the moment.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
Amanda Righetti has a shot at trapping Kristen Stewart in her
guard.
Kristen keeps control and remains in side mount.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Amanda Righetti.
The effort shows as Amanda tries to get back to her feet.
"Where do you think you're going, Amanda?" Oh, there's a nasty
shove from Kristen and Amanda stays on the mat.
Eva Habermann separates the fighters as the round concludes. Oh!
The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Eva Habermann is
forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to their
corners.
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for
Kristen.
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Round 2
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Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick!
What a vicious high kick, Kristen has legs that can kill! She
almost took Amanda's head off with that one!
Kristen has punished Amanda, the American fighter is struggling
to stay in the fight.
What a terribly one sided match...Amanda wasn't ready to fight a
fighter of Kristen's caliber.
It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent!
The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Amanda Righetti's
outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie!
"Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Amanda is squealing! Kristen has a firm
grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard
bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie!
Amanda Righetti is down on the mat, she is out of this match and
in abject pain. It's official, Amanda has a broken rib, there is
no way she can continue fighting.
The winner is Kristen Stewart by Injury (Broken Ribs) at 0:30
Round 2!
Congratulations!
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 12/14 (86%)
Kicks 3/3 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 1/2 (50%)
GnP strikes 10/10 (100%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 4004,71
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 759,67
Time on the ground 67 s
Statistics: Amanda Righetti
Punches 4/14 (29%)
Kicks 1/2 (50%)
Clinch strikes 0/5 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/1 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Damage caused 98
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 67 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Amanda Righetti loses
People at venue will not regret paying for this ticket.
Kristen's awesome performance was worth the money.
Amanda Righetti has had some absorbing moments tonight. She
contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the
venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then
she should start to draw in even more fans.
Tomorrow we'll see thousands of threads on the Internet about
this being one on the most brutal fights ever! I'm glad I was
here to witness it.
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 15, 2022, 12:42 am
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Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #24 Kiira Korpi
The people are cheering for Kristen Stewart. In fact, they're
going totally nuts! You can hear the "Let's go Kristen!" chants
all around the place!
Kristen Stewart plays with her ponytail and smiles at Kiira
Korpi with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win
today.
Kiira Korpi appears calm in her corner. This skilled Finnish
fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! It's time to
put an end to your foolish game!"
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Kiira's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
Kristen Stewart comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
Kiira Korpi comes with a 2 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.
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Round 1
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Round one, fight! Let's hope these two tear each other apart!
The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Kristen's connecting with a few punches.
The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round
Kiira is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles
around her opponent.
Kiira Korpi's mind is definitely in this fight. She sees an
opening and delivers a big right hand...
Wow! Kristen's going to have a headache after that one.
Kiira Korpi goes in with a looping right hand while Kristen
Stewart jumps back and jabs.
Kiira only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless.
The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round
Kiira Korpi launches a stiff jab, right towards Kristen
Stewart's face!
Kristen ducks that one.
Lucky escape for Kristen. That had evin intent behind it.
Kristen Stewart is holding Kiira's right leg. Kiira should never
have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take her
down.
Kiira loses her balance and goes to the ground.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kiira's taking this opportunity to rest.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kiira Korpi has a shot at trapping Kristen Stewart in her guard.
Kristen keeps control and remains in side mount.
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Kiira's being punished here!
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kristen Stewart tries to launch a few punches at Kiira Korpi.
Some hits are landing, but to little effect. A lot of them are
being soaked up by Kiira's defense.
Kristen postures up and launches some nasty elbows!
Kiira Korpi ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad! This kind
of damage could stop the fight. Kiira will need to dig deep to
fight through this.
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Kiira Korpi.
We're on the canvas as Kristen Stewart tries to mount Kiira
Korpi...
Kristen slides her knee across and gets to mount.
The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kiira Korpi tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Kiira." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Bang! Kiira's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Dita Von Teese knows she may be calling
off the fight soon!
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kristen flexes her body and readies herself. She still looks
fresh out there, still plenty of action to be seen from Kristen
tonight.
Kristen Stewart tries to move on the ground and shows Kiira
Korpi a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, weakling." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Crack! Kiira's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Dita Von Teese knows she may be calling
off the fight soon!
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Kiira's Forehead.
The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Kiira Korpi.
Kiira tries to stand up!
Yes...she's now on her feet.
Kristen is trying to get back onto her feet.
Oh! There's a push from Kiira and Kristen is still on the
canvas.
Dita Von Teese is stopping the fight here. She wants to see both
girls on their feet. OK. Both fighters are upright and Dita Von
Teese let's them continue.
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Kristen is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Kiira runs her
fingers through her blonde ponytail.
Kiira Korpi fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Kristen staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and
nimble like a cat! A puzsy, a puzsy cat!
Kiira steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do
that! Kristen gestures to Dita Von Teese, she wants to the fight
to continue.
Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kiira if she can keep
going after receiving that.
One of Kiira's muscularl legs has been hyper-extended. It looks
like her left leg is the victim.
Kiira Korpi moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Kiira has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
What a terribly one sided match...Kiira wasn't ready to fight a
fighter of Kristen's caliber.
Kiira Korpi tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Kiira misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart is controlling the clinch and launches a vicious
knee!
Crushing blow to Kiira's face. That was a sick sound, like a
brick hitting a bag full of mince meat!
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Kiira Korpi is absolutely terrifying with her power in the
clinch and she's trying to punish Kristen Stewart with
uppercuts!
Nothing for Kristen to fear. She blocks those feeble punches.
The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Brutal knees to Kiira Korpi's face, followed by knees to the
body. Kristen Stewart is looking to make her pay!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Kiira can't take many more shots
like that!
Kiira's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that Urheilusanomat cover
shoot goodbye.
Kiira Korpi doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen
Stewart's embrace and tries to move away.
Kristen Stewart pushes Kiira Korpi forward and doesn't allow her
to break the clinch.
She's not going anywhere unless Kristen says so.
The clock says 3:25 in the 1 round
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Kiira Korpi's using her open palm and is trying to slap Kristen
Stewart across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You really think you
can handle us Raccoons?"
Kristen ducks under the open palm strikes and circles away.
Kiira misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart chases Kiira Korpi and launches a few perfect
strikes...
Here we go! Kiira steps backwards when those punches connect
with her face.
Kiira Korpi moves forward looking for some action.
Kiira shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a
double overhook!
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Kiira Korpi doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen
Stewart's embrace and tries to move away.
Kristen Stewart pushes Kiira Korpi forward and doesn't allow her
to break the clinch.
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
A series of strikes has forced Kiira Korpi against the cage.
Without delay Kristen Stewart charges forward with a flying
knee!
Knee versus face! What an impact!!! If not for the cage Kiira
would have been sent flying into the crowd!
Kiira Korpi pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Kiira Korpi.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Kiira Korpi tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Stewart circles out and slips free of Kiira Korpi's
grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
Brutal-looking high kick from Kiira Korpi! Look out Kristen
Stewart!
Kristen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one?
Kiira Korpi tries to take the action to her favourite field as
she tries to grapple.
Kristen swings and Kiira has to retreat. Nice avoiding that
grapple, Kristen.
Kiira Korpi moves forward and launches a high kick!
Kristen ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through
her ponytail. Lucky escape!
Poorly executed technique from Kiira. Kristen looks to
counter...
Shovel hook by Kristen Stewart!
She tags Kiira! That was brutal.
Kiira's Right eye is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
There's a small laceration on Kiira's Right eye. It looks as if
it's hurt her.
Incredible haymaker from Kiira Korpi!
It misses by a mile. Shocking attempt really.
Kristen Stewart leads with a punch...
Kiira evades but whiffs with a counter.
Poorly executed technique from Kiira. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart steps forward and fires a high kick!
That's an insane high kick, I can't believe that landed! Kiira
will be seeing stars!
Kristen has opened up Kiira! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Kiira's Left eye.
Kiira Korpi attempts a shoot!
Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Kiira, she's in a world of hurt now!
Oh no! Kiira will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
Kiira has a small cut on her Left cheek. Blood's starting to
seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to
end the fight.
Kiira seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated
now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight.
Kiira Korpi is in trouble here, she appears to be dazed and
confused. Kristen Stewart is looking to add some insult to
injury, she's making a grab for Kiira's clothes.
Kristen has a fistful of Kiira's outfit is trying to rip it off
her! She's pulling at her top and has Kiira staggering! We can
all hear the sound of material giving way! The seams in Kiira's
clothes are digging into her skin and Kristen flings her to the
mat.
Ow! A thumping hit to Kiira Korpi's chest! Her petite A cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Kiira seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated
now. I doubt the Ice Princess could land a triple lutz triple
toe loop.right now
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Dita
Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners.
Kristen has to be confident that she won that round. She runs
her fingers through her ponytail and smiles at her adoring fans.
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Round 2
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It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent!
The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Kiira Korpi's
outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie!
"Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Kiira is squealing! Kristen has a firm
grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard
bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie!
Kiira Korpi may have a broken rib! The crowd are on their feet
watching and she lies on the mat moaning in pain. It's hard to
see her losing this way and now Kiira will be out of action for
several months.
An Injury (Broken Ribs) win at 0:22 Round 2 for Kristen Stewart.
Excellent work.
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 13/16 (81%)
Kicks 3/3 (100%)
Clinch strikes 6/8 (75%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 6/8 (75%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 3965
Clinch Damage 780
Ground Damage 650
Time on the ground 84 s
Statistics: Kiira Korpi
Punches 1/9 (11%)
Kicks 0/2 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/9 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 18,5
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 84 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Kiira Korpi loses.
A dominating performance by Kristen who took her best game
against Kiira. I have no doubt Kristen will be gracing the cover
of Total Knock Out in the near future.
Not a bad show by Kiira Korpi today. No doubt her hard core fans
will be happy with her efforts. If she continues to show off her
cleavage and her legs, I think she'll draw in even more fans.
Raccoon and Badass Barbies should pay Kiira and Kristen extra
just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit
bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have
it all. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 15, 2022, 11:45 am
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Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #23 Lyen Wong
Kristen Stewart has this crowd in the palm of her hand, they
absolutely adore her. She waves to her fans and then blows
kisses to them. I think everyone loves this American fighter and
why wouldn't they.
Kristen Stewart looks very relaxed as she repositions her firm B
cup breasts in her outfit. She's clearly confident she can win
this match.
Lyen Wong is beating herself up in the corner before the fight
begins, roughly smacking herself in the face, body and legs to
get ready for her scrap. Lyen look imposing as she flexes her
impressive biceps.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Kristen is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet.
Kristen Stewart comes with a 3 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.
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Round 1
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Lyen has some choice words for her opponent, "Hey, Kristen
Stewart! I'm talking to you. Listen up. Badass Barbies sucks!
You suck! I'm gonna fuck your shit up and put an end to your
silly charade.
Lyen Wong fakes a move and launches a kick right towards Kristen
Stewart's chest!
Slam! That almost popped Kristen's breasts right out of her top!
Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow.
Lyen Wong fakes a punch and launches herself over Kristen
Stewart.
Great move by Lyen! She pushes Kristen under a troublesome thai
clinch.
The clock says 0:30 in the 1 round
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Insane uppercut from the clinch by Kristen Stewart!
That one almost breaks Lyen's chin! She's knocked down!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Lyen's Chin is going to
need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
There's a small laceration on Lyen's Chin. It looks as if it's
hurt her.
Kristen is standing while Lyen is on the ground on her back.
The effort shows as Lyen tries to get back to her feet.
She seems a bit shaken, but Lyen is upright again...German fans
will be cheering.
Lyen's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her long
black hair and gathers herself.
Lyen Wong launches a low kick.
It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with
ease.
Kristen Stewart chases Lyen Wong and launches a few perfect
strikes...
Here we go! Lyen stumbles backwards when those punches connect
with her face.
Brutal-looking high kick from Kristen Stewart! Look out Lyen
Wong!
Lyen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one?
Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Lyen to fight
back...
A bone shattering straight right hand from Lyen Wong!
It connects! Kristen's going to have a big headache after that
blow!
Lyen loudly smacks her gloves together. It looks like she is
just starting to get warmed up.
Lyen Wong's found an opening in the defense of Kristen Stewart,
she's launching a big hook!
She landed it! That could break Kristen's ribs. Oh my gosh!
Lyen has Kristen staggered, she's only just staying on her feet.
Her ponytail is plastered to her face and her firm B cup tits
are shaking as she tries to catch her breath.
Lyen stalks down her groggy opponent then launches some hooks
and crosses.
Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Hard blow to Lyen's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning.
Kristen Stewart and Lyen Wong engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Here we go!
Both fighters are connecting, this could be ending soon if
either lands a lucky punch.
The clock says 1:55 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Kristen has her opponent in a text book double collar thai
clinch!
Lyen Wong gives Kristen Stewart a shove in the chest, she's
trying to keep the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Lyen Wong.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Lyen Wong's launching some bone breaking punches to Kristen
Stewart's ribs and chest while in the clinch.
Wow. You can see the pain in Kristen's eyes. Tears are streaming
down her face.
This may be the end for Kristen. She's not looking like a cover
girl anymore.
Lyen has really pulped her up.
Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
Lyen Wong's working in the clinch and suddenly tries to pull
guard! She wants to control Kristen and get her on the canvas.
Kristen pushes forward and keeps the fight in the clinch. She
likes it nice and close, the dirty little thing.
Poorly executed technique from Lyen. Kristen looks to counter...
Kristen Stewart's working in the clinch and suddenly tries to
pull guard! She wants to control Lyen and get her on the canvas.
Kristen brings Lyen to the ground and quickly closes guard. Text
book technique there.
Lyen Wong is in closed guard over Kristen.
Lyen Wong's in closed guard, as Kristen Stewart tries to roll on
the ground.
Nice reversal! Kristen's now in full mount over Lyen.
The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lyen Wong.
Lyen Wong tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen Stewart in
her guard...
Lyen gets her hip out and moves to full guard.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lyen.
Lyen Wong is moving on the ground...it looks like she may have
something in evil mind here...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did she do that intentionally? What
an evil move by Lyen!
Kristen is seeing stars! Her head must be scrambled after that
nasty move.
You can't get anything past referee Dita Von Teese, she's seen
that!
OK folks, it looks like Dita Von Teese is giving Kristen a
moment to gather her thoughts. That's very nice of her, don't
you think?
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Kristen is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Lyen runs her
fingers through her long black hair.
Brilliant combination from Lyen Wong...
Those hits are landing and she's forcing Kristen to try and
defend better.
Kristen staggers back against the cage.
Here come Lyen looking to finish this fight!
Lyen Wong moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Lyen has her opponent in a text book double collar thai clinch!
Some knees to the body from Lyen.
Kristen blocks like a pro.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Kristen Stewart charges towards Lyen Wong with a flying knee.
Lyen gets hit in the boobs and the impact sends her to the mat.
Oh baby, go home to your mother!
Kristen raises her foot and BOOM!
Ow! A thumping stomp to Lyen Wong's chest! Her firm B cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Kristen is standing while Lyen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart launches a kick to Lyen Wong's thigh...
Lyen checks that kick! Nice work, it's hard to defend from the
ground like that.
Kristen is standing while Lyen is on the ground on her back.
Lyen Wong's slowly getting back to her feet. The Raccoon fighter
shakes her head as she finds her feet. Kristen Stewart pushes a
strand of her ponytail off her face as she readies herself.
Lyen climbs to her feet and is standing now. She does look a
little wobbly on those legs!
The clock says 4:00 in the 1 round
Lyen Wong throws a combo...
Kristen ducks under and catches her with a counter! Lyen swings
again! And she's countered once more! Lyen is looking bad here!
A bone shattering straight right hand from Kristen Stewart!
It connects! Lyen's going to have a big headache after that
blow!
There's a small laceration on Lyen's Left cheek. It looks as if
it's hurt her.
Kristen Stewart attempts a sweep single...
Kristen catches Lyen's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick
takedown by Kristen.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Lyen.
Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Lyen Wong tries to roll on
the ground.
Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Lyen gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take advantage...
Kristen Stewart fakes some punches...
Kristen moves in and POW! She lands a big punch to Lyen's face!
This isn't good for Lyen! The German fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Lyen.
Kristen Stewart uses some of her wrestling skills to escape from
the closed guard!
After a few tentative moves Kristen jumps to side mount! The
crowd in venue are cheering her!
The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Lyen Wong.
Lyen Wong has a shot at trapping Kristen Stewart in her guard.
Kristen keeps control and remains in side mount.
Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
Kristen has to be confident that she won that round. She runs
her fingers through her ponytail and smiles at the crowd.
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Round 2
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A bunch of leg kicks from Lyen Wong.
All those kicks are blocked by Kristen.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart chases Lyen Wong and launches a few perfect
strikes...
Here we go! Lyen steps backwards when those punches connect with
her face.
That looks like it hurts! Lyen's Right cheek isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
Lyen has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
Lyen seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated
now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight.
Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Lyen
Wong jumps back and jabs.
Kristen only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless.
Lyen Wong's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on regardless,
but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
Nice low kick from Lyen Wong...those kicks look dangerous.
Kristen stops it. Nice block!
The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round
This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this
into account for future fights between these two.
Quick hook by Lyen Wong.
It glances off Kristen's arms.
Poorly executed technique from Lyen. Kristen looks to counter...
Kristen Stewart throws an uppercut.
It lands solidly making a meaty thud. Lyen's being used as a
punching bag.
Oh no! Lyen will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
There's a small laceration on Lyen's Right cheek. It looks as if
it's hurt her.
Lyen seems a bit groggy...her movements aren't very coordinated
now. She isn't the girl she was when she started this fight.
Lyen Wong is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really pulped
her up. I'm amazed Lyen is even thinking of fighting on.
Lyen Wong looks rattled like a vacant blonde. Kristen Stewart
sees her opportunity to finish the fight and launches an
aggressive flurry of punches!
Lyen is taking a brutal beating and falls to the mat! The ref
could stop this fight at any moment.
Pow! An awesome KO by Kristen! The Badass Barbies fighter put
all 119 lbs of her body weight behind that and the result is a
knocked out Lyen.
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Lyen's Left eye is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Lyen's Left eye. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
Congratulations!
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 18/26 (69%)
Kicks 1/3 (33%)
Clinch strikes 2/2 (100%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 1/1 (100%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 3691,33
Clinch Damage 612,08
Ground Damage 94,17
Time on the ground 70 s
Statistics: Lyen Wong
Punches 11/14 (79%)
Kicks 1/6 (17%)
Clinch strikes 4/4 (100%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 674,58
Clinch Damage 91,33
Ground Damage 34,25
Time on the ground 103 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Lyen Wong loses
A highlight reel performance by Kristen from beginning to end!
We want this woman at every UCC event! The crowd love watching
her work in the cage.
That was a decent performance from Lyen Wong tonight. In my
eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of engaging.
Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do something
about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's possible
she'll go far in the UCC.
This makes the event worth the money! Lyen and Kristen looked
amazing in the cage and the show they've put on is exactly what
we expected. I'll take my hat and pants off to celebrate this
one!
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 16, 2022, 12:18 am
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Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #22 Joalin Loukamaa
Kristen Stewart's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the
venue. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name
on them. Kristen flexes her body for the crowd as they start a
"Let's go Kristen!" chant.
The crowd start chanting, "Kristen...Kristen...Kristen". Kristen
Stewart lifts her fists into the air and encourages the crowd to
make more noise. She seems supremely confident tonight.
That's a ferocious stare down by Joalin Loukamaa while Lena
Gercke recites the rules. If looks could kill Kristen Stewart
would already be on her back. It's almost like Joalin is a
zombie, a fricking Zombie.
It's clear that Joalin has been brainwashed. She has a blank
look on her face and doesn't seem to recognize Kristen.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Joalin's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
Kristen Stewart comes with a 4 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke.
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Round 1
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The first round bell sounds and Kristen's trying to get a word
in with Joalin but Joalin's gaze cuts right through Kriten.
Kristen looks for Raccoon managment but the bell clangs and she
is forced to fight.
Kristen reaches out for Joalin but her hand is slapped away
while Joalin makes groaning and hissing sounds.
Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Joalin staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and nimble
like a cat! A ****, a **** cat!
Kristen Stewart decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
A bone shattering straight right hand from Kristen Stewart!
It connects! Joalin's going to have a big headache after that
blow!
Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Joalin's Left cheek.
There's some blood coming from that wound.
Joalin moves backwards, as does Kristen. Referee Lena Gercke
signals for them to engage.
A bunch of leg kicks from Joalin Loukamaa.
All those kicks are blocked by Kristen.
Joalin misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart throws a looping left hand...
That lands on Joalin's chin and stops her in her tracks!
Oh no! Joalin will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick!
Joalin ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through
her long blonde hair. Lucky escape!
Joalin Loukamaa tries a hook to the body.
Kristen manages to dodge it. Nice movement there.
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Solid jabs from Joalin Loukamaa.
Kristen defends, keeping herself safe from that attack.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Joalin Loukamaa launches a body shot.
Kristen dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing
stuff, the crowd love it!
That looks like it hurts! Joalin's Nose isn't looking the best.
She's taken some damage there.
Joalin is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles
around her opponent.
Middle kick from Joalin Loukamaa.
The kick just misses Kristen's breasts. She'll be thanking her
lucky stars that missed...
There's a low kick by Joalin Loukamaa, helping to maintain her
distance.
Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing.
Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She
wants Joalin on the mat.
Joalin goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in
trouble now.
BANG! That shot was right onto Joalin Loukamaa's firm ****! It
looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's
trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
The clock says 2:05 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way,
Joalin...(grunt)"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa is on the ground on top of Kristen Stewart. She
has her fingers all over Kristen's face.
Kristen shakes her head and continues fighting on the ground.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa tries to close her guard around Kristen Stewart.
Joalin's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on
her face.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Joalin Loukamaa's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Joalin.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
What a terribly one sided match...Joalin wasn't ready to fight a
fighter of Kristen's caliber.
Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way,
Joalin...(grunt)"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way,
Joalin...(grunt)"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Kristen Stewart is trying to better her position on the ground
and launches a couple of elbows against Joalin Loukamaa's ribs
and breasts.
Joalin felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears on
her cheeks...
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Joalin's body is being punished here!
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Joalin's being punished here!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Joalin's Forehead is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
The clock says 3:30 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa overhooks an arm and starts cranking!
Interesting maneuver we are seeing here.
Kristen pulls her arm out of danger and shakes it to loosen the
muscles.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Good looking punches from Kristen Stewart on the ground.
Those punches could take their toll on Joalin. She's feeling
those for sure.
That punishment by Kristen has left Joalin staggered! Kristen
should try push forward now and finish this!
The clock says 3:40 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Joalin's being punished here!
Oh no! Joalin will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Kristen Stewart tries to move on the ground and shows Joalin
Loukamaa a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Joalin." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Bang! Joalin's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Lena Gercke knows she may be calling off
the fight soon!
Joalin's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Hang on a second folks, it looks like Joalin Loukamaa is trying
to inflict a crotch claw on Kristen Stewart.
Kristen manages to push aside Joalin's hand. It looks like her
privates have escaped being clawed. For now.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way,
Joalin...(grunt)"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Joalin. "No **** way,
Joalin...(grunt)"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa tries to close her guard around Kristen Stewart.
Joalin's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on
her face.
"Get up, girls. The crowd want some action." Lena Gercke is
calling for both fighters to regain their feet and continue, the
crowd are happy with that decision.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and Joalin
glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight.
Joalin Loukamaa grabs Kristen by the waist and tries to take the
fight to the ground!
Kristen is wriggling around...Joalin is unable to take her down.
Ohhh! Tremendous strikes from Joalin Loukamaa!
There is still a lot of fight left in Joalin.
Kristen blocks with confidence. She doesn't appear concerned at
all.
Joalin clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Joalin if she can keep
going after receiving that.
Joalin has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this
day and age.
Kristen has Joalin staggered, she's only just staying on her
feet. Her long blonde hair is plastered to her face and her
petite A cup **** are shaking as she tries to catch her breath.
A punch from Joalin Loukamaa...
It gets blocked by Kristen.
Lena Gercke tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
This round is clearly for Kristen.
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Round 2
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Joalin Loukamaa decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Kristen Stewart paws at Joalin Loukamaa.
Joalin swings ineffectively and backs away.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Joalin Loukamaa follows Kristen Stewart...
Ow! She gets counter punched in a big way! Joalin needs to stop
playing Kristen's game or she'll get knocked out! What the hell
is she thinking?
Joalin's Right cheek is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Joalin's Right cheek.
There's some blood coming from that wound.
As the fight continues it seems that Kristen is taking the best
of the fight. She's been putting in a lot of effort in the gym
lately and it is paying off.
Kristen Stewart throws a looping right hand...
That lands on Joalin's chin! That stops Joalin in her tracks!
Oh no! Joalin will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Joalin's Left eye.
The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Joalin didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground!
A very hard blow to Joalin Loukamaa's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Joalin.
Joalin Loukamaa tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Joalin." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Bang! Joalin's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Lena Gercke knows she may be calling off
the fight soon!
Oh No! Wait! Lena Gercke is stopping this one. Joalin isn't
going to be able to live this one down. She's been well and
truly beaten by Kristen.
That looks like it hurts! Joalin's Forehead isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
Joalin has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
And here is your winner...Kristen Stewart! Marking her victory
by TKO (Elbow) at 1:04 Round 2!
Well done!
Kristen looks concerned as she kneels next to Joalin and tries
to comfort her but Raccoon stable leader Pamela Anderson gives
Kristen a shove and gets between Kristen and her slave.
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 9/11 (82%)
Kicks 1/2 (50%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 2/3 (67%)
GnP strikes 16/16 (100%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 5786,08
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 2307,17
Time on the ground 165 s
Statistics: Joalin Loukamaa
Punches 0/14 (0%)
Kicks 0/5 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/2 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 0
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 165 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Joalin Loukamaa loses
There's no doubt that Kristen is not only a hot babe, but she
can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of
what this competition is all about.
What a dull and boring fighter Joalin Loukamaa was today. She
needs to improve her performance if she wants the fans cheer for
her. Even her revealing fight attire was not enough to win them
over.
Raccoon and Badass Barbies should pay Joalin and Kristen extra
just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit
bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have
it all. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 16, 2022, 12:45 pm
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Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #21 Alexandra Paul
Kristen Stewart's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the
venue. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name
on them. Kristen flexes her body for the crowd as they start a
"Let's go Kristen!" chant.
That's a ferocious stare down by Kristen Stewart while Toccara
Jones recites the rules. If looks could kill Alexandra Paul
would already be on her back.
Alexandra Paul plays with her dark pixie hair and smiles at
Kristen Stewart with evil intent. It looks like she knows she
can win today.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Alex's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
Kristen Stewart comes with a 5 fight winning streak.
Alexandra Paul comes with a 4 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Toccara Jones.
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Round 1
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Kristen Stewart's firm B cup breasts are up against Alexandra
Paul's petite AA's! Round one's starting and I'm pumped to watch
these girls fight it out!
Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Alex checks the kick.
The clock says 0:20 in the 1 round
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Alex's connecting with a few punches.
Some nice shots from Alexandra Paul.
But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Alex, or pure luck
from Kristen?
Alex clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart tries a hook to the body!
She hits Alex's breasts hard! Oh my! Alex will be wishing for a
padded bra before this night is over.
BANG! That shot was right onto Alexandra Paul's firm ****! It
looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and she's
trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
Kristen Stewart grabs Alex by the waist and tries to take the
fight to the ground!
Alex is wriggling around...Kristen is unable to take her down.
0:46 Round 1 and Kristen's still in good shape. She sure has
trained hard for this fight. I just love watching her compete.
A high kick from Kristen Stewart, her smooth leg shooting out.
Terrible attempt! She misses badly. Kristen slips and falls!
Alex's laughing at her!
Alex is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart tries to hit Alexandra Paul with a kick to her
knee from the ground.
Nice kick, that connected for sure. Kristen moves backwards and
away, how will she press her advantage now?
Alex is standing while Kristen is on the ground on her back.
Alexandra Paul launches a kick to Kristen Stewart's thigh...
Kristen checks that kick! Nice work, it's hard to defend from
the ground like that.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep
Alexandra Paul away and maybe land a kick.
No damage done by those kicks, Alex's able to just shrug them
off.
Toccara Jones is stopping the fight here. She wants to see both
girls on their feet. OK. Both fighters are upright and Toccara
Jones let's them continue.
Back to her feet, Kristen is vertical again. She'll be hoping
she stays that way for a while.
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is showing excellent timing. She blasts
Alexandra Paul with a right hand.
Great hook by Kristen! Alex is caught off balance and slips to
the ground in pain!
Kristen is standing while Alex is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart looks down at Alexandra Paul, she has a nasty
look in her eyes...Oh my! Kristen raises her foot and stomps
towards Alex's crotch!
Ohhh! Kristen's foot lands right between Alex's thighs! Smack
bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Alex is in
total agony.
A very hard blow to Alexandra Paul's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
Kristen is standing while Alex is on the ground on her back.
Alexandra Paul could be taken advantage of here. She's on her
back and Kristen Stewart makes her move...leaping into the air
and trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Kristen has
squashed Alex. That's got to hurt like a ****!
Kristen is standing while Alex is on the ground on her back.
The Badass Barbies fans are cheering Alex on as she tries to get
back to her feet...
She's up! A shake of her head to clear the cobwebs and Alex
looks ready to continue the fight.
Alex is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her dark pixie
hair off her face and steadies herself.
Kristen Stewart avoids a dangerous strike from Alexandra Paul...
Kristen counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to
watch!
The clock says 2:15 in the 1 round
Brilliant combination from Kristen Stewart...
Alex is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those ones.
Kristen clumsily fails here and it's time for Alex to fight
back...
Incredible haymaker from Alexandra Paul!
It misses by a mile. Shocking attempt really.
Kristen Stewart is opening up on Alexandra Paul and raining down
combinations!
Alex's corner looks worried! If she can't escape this'll be
over.
A shake of the head from Kristen. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
Solid kick to the leg from Alexandra Paul.
Kristen checks it and positions herself.
Alex misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Alex if she can keep
going after receiving that.
Quick hook by Alexandra Paul.
It glances off Kristen's arms.
Solid low kick from Alexandra Paul.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kristen if she can
keep going after receiving that.
What a terribly one sided match...Alex wasn't ready to fight a
fighter of Kristen's caliber.
Alexandra Paul tries to bring the fight to the ground. She wants
Kristen on the mat.
Kristen won't budge! She's forcing Alex to pull guard.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Alex.
Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Alexandra Paul tries to
roll on the ground.
Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Alex clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart throws a few hammer fists to the face of
Alexandra Paul.
That's blocked by Alex. Her defense is strong against that
attack.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Alex.
Alexandra Paul switches to high guard and then tries to sink a
triangle!
Kristen struggles and her head turns red from the choke, but she
manages to slip her head of the lock!
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She
tries to get back on her feet.
She can't do it! Alex keeps her on the canvas.
Referee Toccara Jones is gesturing for both fighters to get back
to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and Alex
glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight.
Alexandra Paul decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Alex with
a stiff cross! Solid exchange!
Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Alex's Left eye.
Kristen takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
Kristen Stewart is playing with Alexandra Paul. I don't know if
it's because of Alex's lack of fighting spirit or just lack of
skill.
Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while
Alexandra Paul jumps back and jabs.
Alex seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Alex's Mouth. There's some
blood coming from that wound.
Kristen Stewart throws a lazy kick...
Alex blocks and keeps her distance.
Alexandra Paul's corner men are yelling for her to escape from
the ground. Kristen Stewart can totally finish a fight on the
ground with some good pounding given half the chance. Alex has
got to find a way out now!
Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and launches herself over
Alexandra Paul.
Alex's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Kristen and
pushes her away.
Alex tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Good looking front kick from Alexandra Paul...
Kristen blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Alex. That all
you got?"
Kristen Stewart is holding Alexandra Paul's left leg. She's got
a tight grip and is trying to take Alex down...
Crash! Alex loses balance and goes to the ground. She could be
in trouble.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Alex uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a
very, very lucky escape for Alex.
Toccara Jones separates the fighters as the round concludes. The
fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the
head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot!
You have to give that round to Kristen. She looks over at her
opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got
nothing I can't deal with!"
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Round 2
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An inside leg kick from Alexandra Paul.
The kick goes awry and Alex almost loses her balance. She must
be careful not to over commit on those kicks.
Brilliant combination from Kristen Stewart...
Alex is showing some amazing dodging skills avoiding those ones.
The clock says 0:30 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Alex pushes Kristen and keeps the fight at striking range.
Crisp uppercut by Alexandra Paul followed by a hard jab...
Kristen deflects the blows.
Alex misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Nice low kick from Kristen Stewart...those kicks look dangerous.
Loud pop! Ouch! Did Alex just squeal in pain?
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Alexandra Paul launches a low kick.
It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with
ease.
Alexandra Paul tries a high kick! High risk move!
Kristen was covering for a middle kick and that one almost
knocked off her pretty little head!
The clock says 1:15 in the 2 round
Brutal-looking high kick from Kristen Stewart! Look out
Alexandra Paul!
BANG! You could hear the impact from the back seats! This action
is insane!
Yeow! It looks like Alex's Chin is beginning to swell. But it
doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to
keep fighting.
Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Alex's Chin.
The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round
Alexandra Paul jumps in the air and tries a flying knee!
Holy **** she landed it! What a crushing shot. Kristen's
mouthpiece flies out of her mouth!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Kristen's Mouth is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
This isn't good for Kristen! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
The clock says 1:35 in the 2 round
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
Kristen Stewart launches a body shot.
Alex dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing stuff,
the crowd love it!
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Here comes Kristen Stewart with a vicious middle kick!
That lands hard on Alex's firm ****!
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Alexandra Paul fakes a punch and launches herself over Kristen
Stewart.
Nice move by Alex who clinches and pushes Kristen against the
cage.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Brutal knees to Kristen Stewart's face, followed by knees to the
body. Alexandra Paul is looking to make her pay!
Kristen doesn't want to go down yet! She covers herself!
Alex gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take advantage...
Some nice shots from Kristen Stewart.
She stuns Alex. Now's the time for Kristen to strike for a win.
Alex has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
The clock says 2:15 in the 2 round
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Alexandra Paul goes in with a looping right hand while Kristen
Stewart jumps back and jabs.
That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering
with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Quick hook by Kristen Stewart.
Good shot! Alex has every reason to be worried if Kristen keeps
landing those on her.
It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Left eye is swelling up big time.
This isn't good for Alex! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
Alexandra Paul launches a low kick.
It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with
ease.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
A wicked punch by Alexandra Paul!
She rocks Kristen and puts her in a world of hurt.
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Kristen's Right cheek
is going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
A shake of the head from Alex. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
A surprise roundhouse punch by Kristen.
Holy ****! It looks like Alex was hit by a bus!
Kristen Stewart launches a low kick.
Damn! That smacked right onto Alex's knee!
Kristen Stewart is holding Alex's right leg. Alex should never
have got herself in this spot, Kristen is trying to take her
down.
Alex loses her balance and goes to the ground.
The damage has been done and Alexandra Paul has hyper-extended
her arm. I doubt she will be able to throw too many punches
with that arm now.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Kristen Stewart tries to move to full mount!
That's a nice move. Kristen is in full mount now, putting
herself in the dominant position.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Bang! Alex's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Toccara Jones knows she may be calling off
the fight soon!
Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Alex's Forehead.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Alexandra Paul tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen
Stewart in her guard...
Kristen keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen
Stewart in her guard...
Kristen keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Kristen Stewart is moving on the ground...it looks like she may
have something in evil mind here...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did she do that intentionally? What
an evil move by Kristen!
Toccara Jones didn't see the foul!
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Bang! Alex's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Toccara Jones knows she may be calling off
the fight soon!
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Alex's being punished here!
The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Kristen Stewart attempts to better her position on the ground...
Nice show of MMA skill here. Kristen's now in a great position
to begin a round of pounding!
Toccara Jones tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
You have to give that round to Kristen. She looks over at her
opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got
nothing I can't deal with!"
The cutman is working on Alexandra Paul's face. She's not
looking like a cover girl right now.
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Round 3
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The clock says 0:10 in the 3 round
Middle kick from Alexandra Paul.
Bam! Kristen receives a solid kick right below her breasts.
Kristen Stewart launches a stiff jab, right towards Alexandra
Paul's face!
That barely hits Alex's face but it seems like one finger has
poked her eye! Does the referee see that?
Toccara Jones didn't see the foul!
The clock says 0:30 in the 3 round
Alexandra Paul decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Kristen Stewart and Alexandra Paul engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Alex's Left eye.
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Kristen Stewart's looking to close the range with Alexandra Paul
and tries to grapple...
Oh baby, that's a nice move. Kristen shoves herself over her
opponent and secures a single collar tie.
Alexandra Paul tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
The clock says 1:05 in the 3 round
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
Alexandra Paul shoots and grabs Kristen Stewart's ankle trying
to take her down with a heel trip reversal.
Kristen staggers and remains on her feet.
The referee has had enough of this clinching. Toccara Jones
separates the two combatants and signals for them to resume the
fight.
Kristen Stewart and Alexandra Paul engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
Alexandra Paul throws a combo...
Kristen ducks under and catches her with a counter! Alex swings
again! And she's countered once more! Alex is looking bad here!
Oh no! Alex will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Nose has taken some brutal punishment.
The clock says 1:40 in the 3 round
Alex seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of gas
in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come on,
come on. Let's get this done!"
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Middle kick from Alexandra Paul.
The kick just misses Kristen's breasts. She'll be thanking her
lucky stars that missed...
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Oh no! A bad move from Alexandra Paul!
She allows Kristen to land a solid head kick. Alex is rocked
with that one!
Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while
Alexandra Paul jumps back and jabs.
Alex seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
Alexandra Paul dodges a strike and counters with a crushing
hook!
That misses by an inch! So close!
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Kristen Stewart just won't stop and continues to rain punches!
Alex may be in trouble! She's getting seriously hurt here!
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Kristen Stewart looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Alexandra Paul's punches.
Alex is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen.
It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Left eye is swelling up big time.
Alex has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Kristen Stewart's looking to close the range with Alexandra Paul
and tries to grapple...
Oh baby, that's a nice move. Kristen shoves herself over her
opponent and secures a single collar tie.
Alexandra Paul pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Alexandra Paul.
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
One, two, three! Kristen Stewart doesn't stop launching those
knees in the clinch!
Devastating knees that land on Alex's chin! That pop was heard
throughout the arena! The crowd erupts!
It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time.
There's a small laceration on Alex's Chin. It looks as if it's
hurt her.
Alexandra Paul pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Alexandra Paul.
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Alexandra Paul pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Alexandra Paul.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart pushes away Alexandra Paul, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Alexandra Paul stumbles backwards and Kristen Stewart circles to
get the center of the cage.
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Kristen's connecting with a few punches.
Alex's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Kristen Stewart begins to launch a barrage of punches over
Alexandra Paul!
This is getting worse and worse for Alex. She's in a world of
hurt now and I think she may be about to black out.
Kristen Stewart charges at Alexandra Paul throwing flurries left
and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge
shots! Alex is rocked!
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
Alexandra Paul launches a low kick.
It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with
ease.
The clock says 3:35 in the 3 round
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
Kristen Stewart fakes a move and launches a kick right towards
Alexandra Paul's chest!
Slam! That almost popped Alex's breasts right out of her top!
Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Kristen Stewart attempts to cut off Alexandra Paul with punches.
Alex reels from the strikes. Nice hits!
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Alex's Nose.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Good movement from Kristen Stewart...she's looking like a
professional out there.
Kristen's moving in to strike and moving away afterwards. This
is classic MMA tactical fighting.
Oh no! Alex will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Nose has taken some brutal punishment.
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Kristen Stewart tries to grapple.
She puts Alex in a double underhook!
Alexandra Paul tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
The clock says 4:10 in the 3 round
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
The two fighters are holding each other close. Both Kristen and
Alex are taking a moment to slow things down.
The referee has had enough of this clinching. Toccara Jones
separates the two combatants and signals for them to resume the
fight.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Alexandra Paul tries to take the action to her favourite field
as she tries to grapple.
Great move by Alex as she pushes Kristen forward with double
underhooks.
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Kristen Stewart goes for a scissor takedown. That's an unusual
and risky move.
Thump! Alex is down after that takedown and they are scrambling
for position. Kristen gets the advantage. The crowd love this
action!
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex.
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Kristen Stewart tries to move to full mount...
...and she succeeds! Nice work. I think everyone here knows how
difficult that was.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Alex's being punished here!
Alex's Nose is bruised after the punishment she's received! She
may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Toccara Jones is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Alexandra Paul tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Alex." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Bang! Alex's forehead receives a strong elbow that rocks her
head against the mat! Toccara Jones knows she may be calling off
the fight soon!
Alex's Forehead is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Alexandra Paul.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Alexandra Paul tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen
Stewart in her guard...
Kristen rolls her over and takes her back! Kristen is pressing
Alex's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet
Alex's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her breasts.
Toccara Jones separates the fighters as the round concludes. The
fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the
head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot!
You have to give that round to Kristen. She looks over at her
opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got
nothing I can't deal with!"
That's a fair amount of blood coming from Alexandra Paul. The
cutman is cleaning her up.
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Round 4
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The clock says 0:10 in the 4 round
This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this
into account for future fights between these two.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Kristen Stewart decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Kristen Stewart steps forward and fires a high kick!
That's an insane high kick, I can't believe that landed! Alex
will be seeing stars!
Yeow! It looks like Alex's Left eye is beginning to swell. But
it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going
to keep fighting.
The clock says 0:35 in the 4 round
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Stewart!
Ow, ow, ow! Alex's going to have the worst headache after that
blow!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Alex's Right cheek is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Alex has a small cut on her Right cheek. Blood's starting to
seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to
end the fight.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick...
Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It
connects! Alex is in trouble! Big trouble!
It's going to be hard for Alex to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Left cheek is swelling up big time.
That punishment by Kristen has left Alex staggered! Kristen
should try push forward now and finish this!
Someone in the crowd has started a "Marry me, Kristen!" chant!
Can't say I blame them, she looks amazing out there.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent!
The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Alexandra Paul's
outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie!
"Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Alex is squealing! Kristen has a firm
grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard
bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie!
A very hard blow to Alexandra Paul's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
That punishment by Kristen has left Alex staggered! Kristen
should try push forward now and finish this!
Alexandra Paul's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her dark pixie hair.
Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She
wants Alex on the mat.
Alex goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's in
trouble now.
A very hard blow to Alexandra Paul's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex.
You can see Alexandra Paul's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her dark pixie hair. Alex
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Alex tries to stand up!
Kristen doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Alex! Where you
belong!"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Alexandra Paul's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Alex.
The clock says 1:25 in the 4 round
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex.
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Alexandra Paul tries to close her guard around Kristen Stewart.
Alex's not able to do it, there's a definite look of worry on
her face.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Alex.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Alexandra Paul is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Alex. "No **** way,
Alex...(grunt)"
Referee Toccara Jones is gesturing for both fighters to get back
to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the
fight standing. The fans at the venue are cheering for the
girls.
Alexandra Paul is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Alex is even thinking of fighting on.
Alexandra Paul launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Kristen, that punch was telegraphed by Alex.
Alex misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out...
Alex blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have hurt!
That punishment by Kristen has left Alex staggered! Kristen
should try push forward now and finish this!
Alexandra Paul's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Alexandra Paul stumbles backwards and staggers, her hair in her
eyes. Kristen Stewart launches aggressively over her opponent
throwing some wild punches!
Alex is knocked down after a couple of punches, hitting the mat
hard! Is she out?
That brutal impact has left Alex laid out on the mat! Kristen's
fans are going mad! The scene here is electric!
Oh no! Alex will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Kristen has opened up Alex! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Alex's Left eye.
The winner is Kristen Stewart by KO (Punches) at 1:59 Round 4!
Congratulations!
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 61/93 (66%)
Kicks 13/15 (87%)
Clinch strikes 3/5 (60%)
Takedowns 3/4 (75%)
GnP strikes 9/14 (64%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%)
Damage caused 11129,33
Clinch Damage 568,33
Ground Damage 1947
Time on the ground 195 s
Statistics: Alexandra Paul
Punches 9/33 (27%)
Kicks 4/12 (33%)
Clinch strikes 0/6 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Damage caused 542,85
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 205 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Alexandra Paul loses
A dominating performance by Kristen who took her best game
against Alex. I have no doubt Kristen will be gracing the cover
of Total Knock Out in the near future.
Alexandra Paul has had some absorbing moments tonight. She
contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the
venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then
she should start to draw in even more fans.
What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot
chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a
freaking cage! It's girls like Kristen and Alex that make the
ticket price worth every cent.
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 17, 2022, 12:48 am
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Kristen Stewart take on Raccoon #20 Michelle Trachtenberg
It's obvious that the fans here favor Kristen tonight and why
wouldn't they. She stands in the cage and runs her fingers
through her ponytail while the crowd cheers her on. She smiles
out at the crowd and waves to them and the crowd start chanting
her name.
Kristen Stewart plays with her ponytail and smiles at Michelle
Trachtenberg with evil intent. It looks like she knows she can
win today.
Michelle Trachtenberg plays with her long auburn hair and smiles
at Kristen Stewart with evil intent. It looks like she knows she
can win today.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Mitchie's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
Kristen Stewart comes with a 6 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.
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Round 1
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The bell has rung and Michelle Trachtenberg is eyeing up Kristen
Stewart to get this started. Mitchie's already taunting her
opponent, "You ready for me, psycho? Just bring it, Kristen".
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots.
Michelle Trachtenberg ribs are getting hammered, this looks bad!
This kind of damage could stop the fight. Mitchie will need to
dig deep to fight through this.
Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while
Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs.
That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering
with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Michelle Trachtenberg chases Kristen Stewart and launches a few
perfect strikes...
Kristen ducks backwards and avoids them.
Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a low kick.
Ow! Hard blow to Mitchie's right thigh. I think that'll leave a
nice purple bruise. It sure had some power behind it.
Michelle Trachtenberg's one of those women capable of pounding
you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and
pound on your tits until they're black and blue.
Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while
Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs.
Kristen seems staggered and Mitchie runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
A right hand from Kristen Stewart...
It misses its target.
Someone in the crowd has started a "Marry me, Kristen!" chant!
Can't say I blame them, she looks amazing out there.
Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Mitchie staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and
nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat!
Kristen misses a step and Mitchie sees an opportunity to counter
her...
A low kick by Michelle Trachtenberg as she makes an effort to
maintain her distance.
Mitchie has missed with that move. That was far from landing.
Michelle Trachtenberg launches a hook towards the body of
Kristen Stewart.
Kristen moves aside looking for a counter...nice footwork.
Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Mitchie receives a hard blow on her left thigh!
Shovel hook by Michelle Trachtenberg!
That punch goes nowhere. What a wasted effort.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting
out...
Kristen blocks and steps away.
Mitchie misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Mitchie blocks, showing some great skill.
The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She
wants Mitchie on the mat.
Mitchie won't budge! She's forcing Kristen to pull guard.
Michelle Trachtenberg is in closed guard over Kristen.
Kristen Stewart launches a few punches to Michelle
Trachtenberg's cheek from the guard.
Mitchie uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull
forward.
Michelle Trachtenberg is in closed guard over Kristen.
Hang on a second folks, it looks like Kristen Stewart is trying
to inflict a crotch claw on Michelle Trachtenberg.
Is the referee blind? Come on! That move isn't legal! Kristen
has her hand between Mitchie's thighs and is grinning as she
digs her fingers in.
Looks like Dita Von Teese has seen that!
Mitchie is in trouble here, she looks up at referee Dita Von
Teese. Dita Von Teese is giving her a moment to steady herself.
And now we can continue.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the
fight standing. The fans at the venue are cheering for the
girls.
The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round
Michelle Trachtenberg decides to launch some tentative
punches...
Mitchie takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Mitchie's connecting with a few punches.
Michelle Trachtenberg launches a low kick.
It gets blocked quickly. Kristen stopping that assault with
ease.
Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart attempts to cut off Michelle Trachtenberg with
punches.
Mitchie reels from the strikes. Nice hits!
Michelle Trachtenberg leans forwards and tries to grapple with
Kristen Stewart.
Mitchie shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Kristen.
The two women now clinching and looking very hot.
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Brutal knees to Michelle Trachtenberg's face, followed by knees
to the body. Kristen Stewart is looking to make her pay!
Mitchie doesn't want to go down yet! She covers herself like a
pro!
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Michelle Trachtenberg's using her open palm and is trying to
slap Kristen Stewart across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You
think you can handle me?"
Kristen cannot escape! Her cheek is turning red!
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Kristen Stewart grapples with Michelle Trachtenberg and tries an
inner leg sweep.
Mitchie falls hard on the mat with Kristen on top of her. The
crowd love to see this sort of sexy action!
Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Mitchie.
Michelle Trachtenberg attempts to move to full guard.
Mitchie manages to switch to full guard.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Mitchie.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart.
Mitchie succeeds. That's very nice work.
The clock says 3:40 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries to move on the ground and shows
Kristen Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Mitchie." Oh!
A big elbow attempt from Kristen.
Mitchie uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a
very, very lucky escape for Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart tries to better her position on the ground...
Kristen breaks the guard of Mitchie and moves to half guard.
That'll give Kristen the advantage here.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg.
Deep breaths from Michelle Trachtenberg who tries a hammer punch
to Kristen Stewart's chest.
Kristen blocks those punches.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart tries to open Michelle Trachtenberg's guard.
She's pushing her...trying to find an opening.
Yes! Great bombs from the top by Kristen. Mitchie's unable to
cover herself now!
This isn't good for Mitchie! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg.
Kristen Stewart tries to open up Michelle Trachtenberg with a
few strikes using her right elbow...
Some nice shots are landing. Mitchie's trying to block them with
her hands, but it's still hurting her.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg.
Kristen Stewart gets a good position on the ground...
Mitchie holds Kristen's arms and counters her opponents punches.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Michelle Trachtenberg.
Michelle Trachtenberg is attempting to trap Kristen Stewart in
her guard.
Mitchie manages to switch to half guard.
Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart pushes on Michelle Trachtenberg's leg and
attempts to move to full mount.
Mitchie wraps her long legs around Kristen while she holds her
head and pulls on her hair...nice, but somewhat catty move.
Kristen misses a step and Mitchie sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Deep breaths from Michelle Trachtenberg who tries a hammer punch
to Kristen Stewart's chest.
Kristen blocks those punches.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Dita
Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners.
This round is clearly for Kristen.
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Round 2
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Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and launches herself over Michelle
Trachtenberg.
Great move by Kristen! She pushes Mitchie under a troublesome
thai clinch.
Michelle Trachtenberg doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under
Kristen Stewart's embrace and tries to move away.
Kristen Stewart pushes Michelle Trachtenberg forward and doesn't
allow her to break the clinch.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Sick uppercut from the clinch by Kristen Stewart!
That one almost breaks Mitchie's chin! She's knocked down!
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart keeps her eyes fixed on Michelle Trachtenberg as
she moves to create some space and allows Mitchie to stand up.
Mitchie staggers back to her feet again. The 5' 8" fighter looks
ready to go again.
Michelle Trachtenberg's one of those women capable of pounding
you into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and
pound on your tits until they're black and blue.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries a hook to the body!
She hits Kristen's breasts hard! Oh my! Kristen will be wishing
for a padded bra before this night is over.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries a hook to the body!
Oh My! A crushing shot to Kristen Stewart's body! That one
seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Kristen
is holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable.
Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while
Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs.
That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering
with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
A bone shattering straight right hand from Michelle
Trachtenberg!
Kristen ducks under...sweat flicking from her ponytail.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Solid kick to the leg from Kristen Stewart.
Mitchie checks it and positions herself.
Brilliant combination from Kristen Stewart...
Punches are landing...she's forcing Mitchie to try and defend
better.
The clock says 1:35 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart launches a kick...
Mitchie checks it and keeps her distance.
Poorly executed technique from Mitchie. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart is not showing a great technique with that low
kick...
Mitchie is smart enough to block that one.
Michelle Trachtenberg is holding Kristen Stewart's left leg.
She's got a tight grip and is trying to take Kristen down...
Kristen shows great balance while pushing away Mitchie.
Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart throws a hook.
That hits its mark. BAM! "Take that, Mitchie! You sack of meat!"
Michelle Trachtenberg launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Kristen, that punch was telegraphed by
Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and launches herself over Michelle
Trachtenberg.
Nice move by Kristen who clinches and pushes Mitchie against the
cage.
Michelle Trachtenberg pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying
to keep the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Michelle Trachtenberg.
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Kristen Stewart fakes a few punches and advances toward Michelle
Trachtenberg. She's trying to take her down with an advancing
leg sweep!
Mitchie loses her balance and falls hard on the mat. Ouch, she
landed right on her ass!
The clock says 2:25 in the 2 round
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
The Raccoon fans are cheering Mitchie on as she tries to get
back to her feet...
She's up! A shake of her head to clear the cobwebs and Mitchie
looks ready to continue the fight.
Time for Mitchie to get upright again. She's breathing heavily,
her beautiful breasts heaving as she readies herself.
The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round
Michelle Trachtenberg moves forward and tries a Superman punch!
She's committing everything with this kind of attack.
Kristen dodges that by just moving aside. Mitchie has created a
big hole that Kristen could use now!
Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart tries a nice one-two combination.
She scores! Oh, impressive indeed!
Michelle Trachtenberg fakes a punch and launches herself over
Kristen Stewart.
Kristen's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Mitchie and
pushes her away.
The clock says 2:55 in the 2 round
An overhand right from Michelle Trachtenberg that looks like
it's capable of destroying a brick wall!
Kristen moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the
punch.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
A furious flurry of punches from Kristen Stewart!
She puts Mitchie in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over
and over again. I think Mitchie just pissed her panties in fear!
Michelle Trachtenberg chases Kristen Stewart and launches a few
perfect strikes...
Here we go! Kristen steps backwards when those punches connect
with her face.
That looks like it hurts! Kristen's Right cheek isn't looking
the best. She's taken some damage there.
Kristen Stewart throws a combo...
Mitchie punches back but nobody connects.
A bone shattering straight left hand from Michelle Trachtenberg!
Kristen ducks under...that one was too close!
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots.
The clock says 3:45 in the 2 round
High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing!
It connects! Mitchie seems to be done!
The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Michelle
Trachtenberg jumps back and jabs.
That one hits, but Mitchie seems unaffected. She's countering
with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart.
Mitchie deflects it and she looks to counter attack. She's
always looking for an opening.
Mitchie tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Michelle Trachtenberg is swinging for the fences!
Kristen back pedals and creates some space.
Incredible high kick from Michelle Trachtenberg!
Kristen deflects and sidesteps. Such grace! I love it!
Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart launches a rapid series of punches...
She's taking Mitchie from one end of the cage to the other.
That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts!
The clock says 4:25 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart fires a series of low kicks.
All those kicks fail to land. Very poor technique there from
Kristen.
Mitchie steps backwards away from Kristen. She seems to be
cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I
just hope she has the fitness to continue.
The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round
Michelle Trachtenberg tries to take the action to her favourite
field as she tries to grapple.
Great move by Mitchie as she pushes Kristen forward with double
underhooks.
Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
Kristen Stewart's launching some bone breaking punches to
Michelle Trachtenberg's ribs and chest while in the clinch.
Wow. You can see the pain in Mitchie's eyes. Tears are streaming
down her face.
BANG! That shot was right onto Michelle Trachtenberg's beautiful
tits! It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes
and she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Michelle Trachtenberg circles out and slips free of Kristen
Stewart's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
This round is clearly for Kristen.
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Round 3
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Nice punch by Michelle Trachtenberg.
That nearly tags Kristen.
Kristen Stewart launches a hook to the body.
Bang! Mitchie stops that one with her ribs! Her breasts seemed
to lift right up under that punch.
Michelle Trachtenberg throws a hook.
Mitchie fails to land it.
Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick...
Mitchie avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a
cat! A pussy cat!
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Mitchie's connecting with a few punches.
This isn't good for Kristen! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
Michelle Trachtenberg throws a low kick with her toned leg.
Kristen blocks with ease, she's laughing at Mitchie! Talk about
arrogance.
Michelle Trachtenberg looks for angles as she throws a few jabs
that are countered by Kristen Stewart's punches.
Mitchie is on the receiving end of a great combo by Kristen.
Michelle Trachtenberg looks for angles as she throws a few jabs
that are countered by Kristen Stewart's punches.
Kristen is on the receiving end of a great combo by Mitchie.
The clock says 1:20 in the 3 round
Shovel hook by Michelle Trachtenberg!
She tags Kristen! That was brutal.
Kristen stumbles back into the cage.
Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She
wants Mitchie on the mat.
Mitchie won't budge! She's forcing Kristen to pull guard.
The clock says 1:40 in the 3 round
Michelle Trachtenberg is in closed guard over Kristen.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries to pass Kristen Stewart's guard...
Mitchie manages to get her toned leg free and moves to half
guard.
Michelle Trachtenberg is in half guard over Kristen.
Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Michelle
Trachtenberg's ribs with a couple of big punches from the guard.
Mitchie blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Poorly executed technique from Kristen. Mitchie looks to
counter...
Michelle Trachtenberg positions herself and launches a barrage
of punches.
Kristen covers herself well. Protecting herself against Mitchie.
Michelle Trachtenberg is in half guard over Kristen.
Kristen Stewart attempts to move to full guard.
Michelle Trachtenberg keeps good control and remains in half
guard.
Michelle Trachtenberg is in half guard over Kristen.
Michelle Trachtenberg pushes on Kristen Stewart's leg and
attempts to move to full mount.
Solid move by Mitchie, shes now in full mount. Looks like
Kristen is in trouble now.
The clock says 2:30 in the 3 round
Michelle Trachtenberg is in full mount over Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart works on the ground with her fingers over
Michelle Trachtenberg's face.
Kristen seems to have encountered an eye! What a classless move!
I'll be crossing Kristen off my Christmas list!
Is she blind? Dita Von Teese didn't see that foul.
Michelle Trachtenberg is in full mount over Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart tries to roll on the ground.
She makes a reversal!
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Michelle Trachtenberg
tries to roll on the ground.
Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Poorly executed technique from Mitchie. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart aggressively and repeatedly punches Michelle
Trachtenberg.
Good job by Mitchie, blocking and slipping away from the blows.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Michelle Trachtenberg
tries to roll on the ground.
Kristen uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart hovers above Michelle Trachtenberg...
Mitchie stops her from throwing strikes. Solid defense here from
Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Mitchie.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
Mitchie attempts to cover herself and blocks those elbows.
Kristen misses a step and Mitchie sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Michelle Trachtenberg
tries to roll on the ground.
Nice reversal! Mitchie's now in full mount over Kristen.
Dita Von Teese stands the fighters up due to a lack of activity.
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Mitchie is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Kristen runs her
fingers through her ponytail.
The clock says 3:15 in the 3 round
Kristen Stewart throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire
a big right hand to the chin!
Mitchie's defense muffles the blows. A narrow escape there!
A furious flurry of punches from Kristen Stewart!
She puts Mitchie in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over
and over again. I think Mitchie just pissed her panties in fear!
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Mitchie's Nose.
Kristen Stewart is swinging for the fences!
BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Mitchie's jaw!
The clock says 3:45 in the 3 round
Mitchie moves forward. It looks like she's hunting for a hole in
her opponent's defense.
Solid low kick from Michelle Trachtenberg.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kristen if she can
keep going after receiving that.
Kristen takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
The clock says 4:05 in the 3 round
Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Michelle
Trachtenberg jumps back and jabs.
Mitchie seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick...
Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It
connects! Mitchie is in trouble! Big trouble!
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Kristen's connecting with a few punches.
Kristen Stewart launches a low kick.
Damn! That smacked right onto Mitchie's knee!
Hyper-extension of the leg. Mitchie has been injured. I've seen
this a millions times, folks.
Bone shattering straight right hand from Michelle Trachtenberg!
Kristen ducks under that punch, her hair flying around.
Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing!
She misses narrowly!
Michelle Trachtenberg moves aside and launches a furious low
kick!
Kristen checks the kick.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters
legs are amazing to watch!
Mitchie receives a hard blow on her right leg!
Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes.
Oh! The two girls are shouting abuse at each other! Dita Von
Teese is forcibly having to push them apart as she sends them to
their corners.
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for
Kristen.
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Round 4
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Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick!
What a vicious high kick, Kristen has legs that can kill! She
almost took Mitchie's head off with that one!
Michelle Trachtenberg launches a furious hook!
Kristen ducks under and pushes Mitchie, she's creating some
space.
Kristen Stewart moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Mitchie with double overhooks!
The clock says 0:45 in the 4 round
Michelle Trachtenberg goes in with a looping right hand while
Kristen Stewart jumps back and jabs.
Mitchie seems staggered and Kristen runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
Michelle Trachtenberg charges at Kristen Stewart throwing
flurries left and right.
Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge
shots! Kristen is rocked!
Michelle Trachtenberg throws a combo...
Kristen ducks under and catches her with a counter! Mitchie
swings again! And she's countered once more! Mitchie is looking
bad here!
The clock says 1:20 in the 4 round
Kristen Stewart throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire
a big right hand to the chin!
The strikes hit home! Mitchie is going to go down! She's hurt
badly...the crowd are on their feet!
Mitchie has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots.
Incredible high kick from Kristen Stewart!
What an impact. Mitchie is dazed and worried!
Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could
be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Stewart!
Ow, ow, ow! Mitchie's going to have the worst headache after
that blow!
Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be
having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes
and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair.
Michelle Trachtenberg tries to take the action to her favourite
field as she tries to grapple.
Kristen swings and Mitchie has to retreat. Nice avoiding that
grapple, Kristen.
Kristen Stewart tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two
combo.
Those punches are landing on Mitchie's face. She can feel them,
for sure.
Michelle Trachtenberg and Kristen Stewart engage in a wild
exchange of punches!
Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
You can see Michelle Trachtenberg's blood making stains in the
mat. She flicks her head back, there's blood in her long auburn
hair. Mitchie has a worried and pained look on her face,
everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble.
Kristen Stewart is showing excellent timing. She blasts Michelle
Trachtenberg with a right hand.
Great hook by Kristen! Mitchie is caught off balance and slips
to the ground in pain!
Oh no! Mitchie will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Forehead has taken some brutal punishment.
The clock says 2:40 in the 4 round
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay
the fuck down, Mitchie." Kristen Stewart is measuring her up,
she's in position to drop a knee to her gut...
Kristen has dropped her knee right into Mitchie's belly! That's
pushed the wind right out of her and Mitchie is gasping for
breath. Kristen gets back to her feet...is she going to do that
move again?
The clock says 2:50 in the 4 round
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could
be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Michelle Trachtenberg could be taken advantage of here. She's on
her back and Kristen Stewart makes her move...leaping into the
air and trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Kristen has
squashed Mitchie. That's got to hurt like a bitch!
Ow! A thumping hit to Michelle Trachtenberg's chest! Her firm B
cup breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised
and black by morning.
The clock says 3:00 in the 4 round
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could
be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Mitchie tries to stand up!
Kristen doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Mitchie! Where you
belong!"
The clock says 3:10 in the 4 round
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart launches a kick to Michelle Trachtenberg's
thigh...
BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Mitchie is in serious
pain!
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Mitchie should never have stepped into the cage with Kristen.
She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Raccoon.
Michelle Trachtenberg is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has
really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mitchie is even thinking of
fighting on.
Kristen Stewart launches a kick to Michelle Trachtenberg's
thigh...
BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Mitchie is in serious
pain!
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg could be taken advantage of here. She's on
her back and Kristen Stewart makes her move...leaping into the
air and trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 119 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Kristen has
squashed Mitchie. That's got to hurt like a bitch!
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be
having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes
and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair.
Michelle Trachtenberg is on her back..Kristen Stewart is
measuring her for an elbow drop...
WHAM! Kristen has just driven her elbow directly into the chest
of her opponent! Mitchie is hurting bad!
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Kristen Stewart gives Michelle Trachtenberg enough space to
stand back up. "Come on you American bitch, get up! I want to
knock you down again!"
Mitchie is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her long
auburn hair off her face and steadies herself.
The clock says 4:00 in the 4 round
Kristen seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the
initiative to her opponent.
Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could
be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Pulverizing punch to Michelle Trachtenberg's head from Kristen
Stewart!
Ouch, that had to hurt!
Kristen has opened up Mitchie! It looks like blood is starting
to flow from Mitchie's Left cheek.
Michelle Trachtenberg's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Brutal combination from Michelle Trachtenberg!
Kristen moves aside and dodges. She refuses to be hit with that
exchange.
Solid kick to the leg from Michelle Trachtenberg.
Kristen checks it and positions herself.
Poorly executed technique from Mitchie. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out...
Mitchie blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have
hurt!
Mitchie takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
A right hand from Kristen Stewart...
Yes! She makes Mitchie stumble back!
Kristen steps backwards away from Mitchie. She seems to be
cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I
just hope she has the fitness to continue.
Michelle Trachtenberg avoids a dangerous strike from Kristen
Stewart...
Mitchie fends her off with feel-out punches.
Referee Dita Von Teese stops the action and is having to yell at
the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over.
This round is clearly for Kristen.
It seems that the cutman has some work to do with Michelle
Trachtenberg.
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Round 5
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Michelle Trachtenberg is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has
really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mitchie is even thinking of
fighting on.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both are landing hits, but without much steam behind the shots.
Michelle Trachtenberg continues to bleed from that cut. It could
be affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Michelle Trachtenberg throws a looping left hand...
Kristen moves aside and dodges.
Mitchie gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Mitchie with double overhooks!
Kristen Stewart leans forwards and tries to grapple with
Michelle Trachtenberg.
Kristen shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Mitchie.
The two women now clinching and looking very hot.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Michelle Trachtenberg pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying
to keep the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Michelle Trachtenberg.
The clock says 0:50 in the 5 round
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Michelle Trachtenberg's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Kristen Stewart pushes away Michelle Trachtenberg, she's trying
to keep the fight at striking range.
Michelle Trachtenberg stumbles backwards and Kristen Stewart
circles to get the center of the cage.
Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be
having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes
and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair.
A left hook from Kristen Stewart.
It just grazes the chin of Mitchie.
Mitchie circles around Kristen...
Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be
having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes
and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair.
A right hand from Michelle Trachtenberg...
It misses its target.
Mitchie clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Mitchie blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her
cheek! She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time
for Kristen to press her advantage!
Oh no! Mitchie will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
The clock says 1:20 in the 5 round
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay
the fuck down, Mitchie." Kristen Stewart is measuring her up,
she's in position to drop a knee to her gut...
Kristen has dropped her knee right into Mitchie's belly! That's
pushed the wind right out of her and Mitchie is gasping for
breath. Kristen gets back to her feet...is she going to do that
move again?
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has
really pulped her up. I'm amazed Mitchie is even thinking of
fighting on.
It looks like Mitchie is having trouble getting to her feet,
Kristen's going to make the most of that. Oh No! She moves
towards Mitchie's head and has an evil glint in her eyes...
Kristen is standing on Mitchie's hair! Mitchie is writhing in
pain, but she can't escape. Kristen has grabbed her hands and is
pulling on them, trying to lift her up! Mitchie's back is arched
and her head remains on the canvas! Her hair is being pulled by
the roots!
Yeow! It looks like Mitchie's Forehead is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Kristen is standing while Mitchie is on the ground on her back.
Michelle Trachtenberg's face is covered in blood. She may be
having problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes
and then runs her bloodied fingers through her long auburn hair.
Kristen Stewart moves back and yells, "Get up, Mitchie! Get your
sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Michelle
Trachtenberg slowly gets back to her feet.
Mitchie is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her long
auburn hair off her face and steadies herself.
Kristen Stewart moves forward and launches a high kick!
What a vicious high kick, Kristen has legs that can kill! She
almost took Mitchie's head off with that one!
Dita Von Teese has seen enough! This fight is over! Mitchie was
not intelligently defending herself!
It's going to be hard for Mitchie to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Left cheek is swelling up big time.
It's a win for the American fighter, Kristen Stewart. At 1:58
Round 5, the win coming via TKO (Head kick).
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 83/118 (70%)
Kicks 19/29 (66%)
Clinch strikes 6/12 (50%)
Takedowns 0/3 (0%)
GnP strikes 6/32 (19%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%)
Damage caused 5422,19
Clinch Damage 233,06
Ground Damage 47
Time on the ground 208 s
Statistics: Michelle Trachtenberg
Punches 40/91 (44%)
Kicks 1/8 (12%)
Clinch strikes 3/5 (60%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/6 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/2 (50%)
Damage caused 1069,83
Clinch Damage 108,33
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 333 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Michelle Trachtenberg loses
Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Kristen. This
woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows
exactly what she's doing in the cage.
Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Mittie. This
woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows
exactly what she's doing in the cage.
MMA Internet sites are about to explode! What an awesome fight,
watching Kristen and Mitchie going at it hard in a cage is the
kind of entertainment that I love!
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 17, 2022, 11:04 am
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Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #19 Kate Middleton
The fans are chanting, "Kristen! Kristen! Kick Kate's ass!"
They're 100% amped and on fire for their fighter tonight. If
they doesn't motivate her, nothing will.
Kristen Stewart looks calm in her corner. The American fighter
looks convinced of her abilities. "Let's get fight started,
Kate. I have other places to be..."
Kate Middleton appears calm in her corner. This skilled English
fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight! Let's go!"
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Kate is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll
have to do her best to score a win.
Kristen Stewart comes with a 7 fight winning streak.
The referee of the bout is Toccara Jones.
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Round 1
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The bell announces the first round! Let's get this fight
underway!
The clock says 0:10 in the 1 round
High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing!
It connects! Kate seems to be done!
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kristen Stewart can
end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to
pound Kate Middleton into mincemeat.
An inside leg kick from Kristen Stewart.
It lands on Kate's inner thigh with a loud smack.
Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Kate's leg. It
looks like she's hyper-extended it.
The clock says 0:30 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart fires a series of low kicks.
My God! Kristen is punishing Kate's legs repeatedly! Those kicks
are like lightning.
Kristen circles around Kate...
A body kick attempt by Kristen Stewart...
It just grazes Kristen. Looks like that didn't even phase her.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Kate Middleton throws a punch.
It's deflected. Nice D from Kristen.
The clock says 1:05 in the 1 round
Kate closes the distance with her opponent. She's definitely
wanting some action and looking for a chance to land a hit.
There's a low kick by Kate Middleton, helping to maintain her
distance.
Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
An overhand right from Kristen Stewart that looks like it's
capable of destroying a brick wall!
Kate moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the
punch.
Kristen Stewart attempts to get inside Kate Middleton...
Kate misses with a low kick.
Kate Middleton grabs Kristen by the waist and tries to take the
fight to the ground!
Kristen is wriggling around...Kate is unable to take her down.
The clock says 1:35 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart launches a solid middle kick.
Oh no! It wrenches Kate right under the breasts! Pushing her
back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top!
Kristen Stewart launches a nasty knee.
Oh My! A crushing shot to Kate Middleton's body! That one seemed
to double her over and push the wind out of her. Kate is holding
her side and she looks very uncomfortable.
Kristen Stewart goes for a low kick...
Faster than a blinking eye, she follows up with a high kick! It
connects! Kate is in trouble! Big trouble!
Brilliant combination from Kate Middleton...
Kristen's shows some dodging skills by avoiding those punches.
Kristen Stewart jumps over Kate and tries to grapple.
Kristen pushes Kate against the cage in a plum position!
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Kristen Stewart grapples with Kate Middleton and tries an inner
leg sweep.
Kate falls hard on the mat with Kristen on top of her. The crowd
love to see this sort of sexy action!
A very hard blow to Kate Middleton's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
The clock says 2:30 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate.
Kristen Stewart throws a few fake punches as she tries to
escape!
Kate rolls over herself and stands up while Kristen rolls on her
back.
Toccara Jones halts the fight to ensure both fighters are
standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and
Toccara Jones giving the signal to engage.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Kate and Kristen
glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight.
Kate Middleton is swinging for the fences!
Kristen back pedals and creates some space.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart throws a one-two combo then fakes a move to fire
a big right hand to the chin!
The strikes hit home! Kate is going to go down! She's hurt
badly...the crowd are on their feet!
Kate Middleton's measuring Kristen Stewart with her jab.
Good accuracy on the part of Kate. Those jabs are well delivered
and on target.
Oh no! Kristen will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Kate has inflicted a small cut on Kristen's Right eye. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
Quick hook by Kate Middleton.
It glances off Kristen's arms.
A high kick from Kate Middleton, her toned leg shooting out
towards Kristen Stewart's head.
The kick falls short of the mark.
Kate misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Kristen Stewart launches a hook to the body.
Bang! Kate stops that one with her ribs! Her breasts seemed to
lift right up under that punch.
A qucik left cross from Kristen.
Ow! A thumping hit to Kate Middleton's chest! Her firm B cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Solid kick to the leg from Kristen Stewart.
Oh man! That visibly pains Kate. Tears may be welling in her
eyes!
Kate has hyper-extended her right leg! Such a common injury in
this day and age.
Kate is limping clearly favoring her left leg.
Kate steps backwards away from Kristen. She seems to be cooling
down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope
she has the fitness to continue.
Kristen Stewart throws a combo...
Kate punches back but nobody connects.
Kate takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
Kate Middleton's looking to close the range with Kristen Stewart
and tries to grapple...
Kristen doesn't want anything to do with this as she moves
backwards.
The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round
A high kick from Kate Middleton, her smooth leg shooting out.
Terrible attempt! She misses badly. Kate slips and falls!
Kristen's laughing at her!
Kristen is standing while Kate is on the ground on her back.
Kate doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She
tries to get back on her feet.
She can't do it! Kristen keeps her on the canvas.
Kristen is standing while Kate is on the ground on her back.
The effort shows as Kate tries to get back to her feet.
"Where do you think you're going, Kate?" Oh, there's a nasty
shove from Kristen and Kate stays on the mat.
The clock says 4:40 in the 1 round
Kristen is standing while Kate is on the ground on her back.
Kristen Stewart moves back and yells, "Get up, Kate! Get your
sorry ass up so I can kick you back down again!" Kate Middleton
slowly gets back to her feet.
OK folks, Kate is back on her feet and ready to continue
fighting. The Raccoon combatant will not be wanting to hit the
canvas again.
Kristen Stewart tries to show her boxing skills with a one-two
combo.
Those punches are landing on Kate's face. She can feel them, for
sure.
Kristen has opened up Kate! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Kate's Mouth.
Kate Middleton just won't stop and continues to rain punches!
Kristen quickly defends. Just in time!
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart throws a looping right hand...
That lands on Kate's chin! That stops Kate in her tracks!
Oh no! Kate will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment.
The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them
as the buzzer sounds. Toccara Jones better be careful or she may
get in the way of a punch or kick!
Kristen is the winner of this round. She raises her fist in the
air and the crowd respond with cheers.
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Round 2
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Kristen Stewart jumps over Kate and tries to grapple.
Kristen pushes Kate against the cage in a plum position!
Kate Middleton doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen
Stewart's embrace and tries to move away.
Kristen Stewart pushes Kate Middleton forward and doesn't allow
her to break the clinch.
The clock says 0:20 in the 2 round
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Kate Middleton launches a furious knee!
Bang! It clearly hits Kristen's crotch! Holy Mother of God that
must have hurt.
Toccara Jones didn't see that! Give her some glasses!
Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
Kristen Stewart launches a knee while holding Kate Middleton in
double underhooks...
That knee hits Kate in the crotch and Kristen's laughing! "Take
that you stuck up slut!"
Kate Middleton's looking to close the range with Kristen Stewart
and tries to grapple...
Kristen doesn't want anything to do with this as she moves
backwards.
It's not a desirable position that Kate Middleton is in now.
Kristen Stewart's well known for her strong and relentless GnP.
She's beaten a lot of girls to a bloody pulp in this position.
Kristen Stewart fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Kate didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground!
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kate Middleton launches a few weak punches.
Kristen blocks them effectively. Kate needs to get more steam
behind those hits.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart tries to open Kate Middleton's guard. She's
pushing her...trying to find an opening.
Yes! Great bombs from the top by Kristen. Kate's unable to cover
herself now!
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kristen Stewart positions herself for a round of ground and
pound and tries to finish the fight with some precise elbows.
One, two, three! Kate's being punished here!
Kate's Right eye is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kate is trying to get back onto her feet.
Oh! There's a push from Kristen and Kate is still on the canvas.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Kate Middleton's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Kate.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kate tries to stand up!
Kristen doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Kate! Where you
belong!"
The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not
much action on the ground. The crowd appreciate her getting
these girls back to their feet.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and Kate
glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight.
Kate takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
Kristen Stewart attempts to get inside Kate Middleton...
Kate misses with a low kick.
Kate gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take advantage...
Solid low kick from Kristen Stewart.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kate if she can keep
going after receiving that.
Hyper-extension of the leg. Kate has been injured. I've seen
this a millions times, folks.
Kate Middleton launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Kristen blocks, showing some great skill.
Kate should never have stepped into the cage with Kristen. She's
outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Raccoon.
Kate pushes Kristen and moves away from her. She seems to be
recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in
the air.
The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round
Kate Middleton launches a kick...
Kristen avoids it and lands flush with a counter hook! Kate
never saw that coming!
This isn't good for Kate! The English fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kate Middleton can
end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to
pound Kristen Stewart into mincemeat.
High kick from Kate Middleton! Her legs look amazing!
She misses narrowly!
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Kristen Stewart just won't stop and continues to rain punches!
Kate may be in trouble! She's getting seriously hurt here!
Kate Middleton attempts a shoot!
Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Kate, she's in a world of hurt now!
Yeow! It looks like Kate's Left eye is beginning to swell. But
it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going
to keep fighting.
Kate has a small cut on her Left eye. Blood's starting to seep
from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the
fight.
Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target
for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end!
The clock says 3:25 in the 2 round
It looks as if Kristen Stewart is out to embarrass her opponent!
The Badass Barbies girl is making a grab for Kate Middleton's
outfit and is going to attempt to give her a wedgie!
"Ow...ow....ow...ow...", Kate is squealing! Kristen has a firm
grip on her clothes and is pulling them upwards! School yard
bullying here folks, that's a hell of a wedgie!
Ow! A thumping hit to Kate Middleton's chest! Her firm B cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target
for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end!
High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing!
It connects! Kate seems to be done!
Kristen has punished Kate, the English fighter is struggling to
stay in the fight.
Kate Middleton lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Kristen Stewart blocks the kick. Nice defending.
Kristen seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the
initiative to her opponent.
Kristen Stewart wants this win. She unleashes a mighty kick.
Brutal high kick to Kate! The crowd are screaming "Holy Shit!
Holy Shit!"
The clock says 4:15 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart grabs Kate by the waist and tries to take the
fight to the ground!
The fighters are struggling...Kate is going to get free...No!
Great takedown by Kristen! That's strength and skill.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Kate Middleton's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Kate.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Kate.
Kristen Stewart tries to pass to half guard...
Kate can't prevent her Kristen from passing. Kristen now looks
to work from half guard.
Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate.
Kate Middleton attempts to move to full guard.
Kristen Stewart keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate.
Kate Middleton attempts to move to full guard.
Kristen Stewart keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Kristen Stewart is in half guard over Kate.
Kate Middleton is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Kate is even thinking of fighting on.
Kristen Stewart fakes some punches...
Kristen moves in and BAM! She lands a big punch to Kate's face!
Kate has a small cut on her Forehead. Blood's starting to seep
from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the
fight.
Toccara Jones tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for
Kristen.
It seems that the cutman has some work to do with Kate
Middleton.
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Round 3
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You can see Kate Middleton's blood making stains in the mat. She
flicks her head back, there's blood in her long brown hair. Kate
has a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching
here can tell she's in trouble.
Kristen Stewart launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Kate blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek!
She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat!
Oh no! Kate will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
Kate has a small cut on her Right cheek. Blood's starting to
seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to
end the fight.
Referee Toccara Jones puts up her hands to stop the fight. She
waits until both women are standing...and now she signals for
them to continue.
Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target
for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end!
Kate Middleton's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her long brown hair.
Kate Middleton is in trouble here, she appears to be dazed and
confused. Kristen Stewart is looking to add some insult to
injury, she's making a grab for Kate's clothes.
Kristen has a fistful of Kate's outfit is trying to rip it off
her! She's pulling at her top and has Kate staggering! We can
all hear the sound of material giving way! The seams in Kate's
clothes are digging into her skin and Kristen flings her to the
mat.
Ow! A thumping hit to Kate Middleton's chest! Her firm B cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Kate seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy target
for Kristen! This is the beginning of the end!
We're at 0:29 Round 3. This crowd is behind Kristen and with
good reason, she looks a million dollars.
Kate Middleton's face is covered in blood. She may be having
problems seeing as she wipes the blood out of her eyes and then
runs her bloodied fingers through her long brown hair.
High kick from Kristen Stewart! Her legs look amazing!
It connects! Kate seems to be done!
Kate hits the ground hard! That crushing blow from Kristen has
left Kate unconscious! What a finish by Kristen! The crowd are
chanting her name!
Kate has been opened up by Kristen...the Raccoon fighter is
bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
A KO (High kick) win at 0:40 Round 3 for Kristen Stewart.
Excellent work.
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 15/20 (75%)
Kicks 15/15 (100%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 8/10 (80%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 6689,51
Clinch Damage 82,05
Ground Damage 381,81
Time on the ground 108 s
Statistics: Kate Middleton
Punches 2/17 (12%)
Kicks 0/10 (0%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/3 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 41,92
Clinch Damage 31,25
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 133 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Kate Middleton loses
There's no doubt that Kristen is not only a hot babe, but she
can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of
what this competition is all about.
Kate Middleton has had some absorbing moments tonight. She
contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the
venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then
she should start to draw in even more fans.
Raccoon and Badass Barbies should pay Kate and Kristen extra
just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit
bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have
it all. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 18, 2022, 12:23 am
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Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #18 Lindsey Morgan
It's obvious that the fans here favor Kristen tonight. She
stands in the cage and runs her fingers through her ponytail.
She smiles out at the crowd and waves to them.
Kristen Stewart appears calm in her corner. This skilled
American fighter looks confident. "I'm ready for this fight!
Let's go!"
That's a ferocious stare down by Lindsey Morgan while Dita Von
Teese recites the rules. If looks could kill Kristen Stewart
would already be on her back.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Lindsey is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll
have to do her best to score a win.
[font=Verdana]Kristen Stewart comes with a 8 fight winning
streak.[/font]
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.
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Round 1
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The bell rings and round one is underway. Kristen's making an
early statement by flipping Lindsey the finger! I hope that
gesture doesn't bite her in the ass.
Lindsey Morgan throws a lazy kick...
Kristen dodges and fires an uppercut that almost puts her in to
orbit! Lindsey is going to be nailed every time if she plays
that game.
This isn't good for Lindsey! She is in pain and spilling a lot
of blood.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both fighters are missing terribly. The crowd don't like this!
Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Hard blow to Lindsey's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning.
Kristen fakes a move and moves laterally.
Kristen Stewart tries to bring the fight to the ground. She
wants Lindsey on the mat.
Lindsey goes down with a thump. Just dumped to the mat...she's
in trouble now.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Lindsey Morgan tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Lindsey." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Lindsey uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a
very, very lucky escape for Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Lindsey Morgan's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Lindsey Morgan is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Lindsey. "No **** way,
Lindsey...(grunt)"
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Lindsey Morgan's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Lindsey Morgan is trying to close her guard around Kristen
Stewart. "Uhhh Kristen...ughh...get off me..."
Kristen defends herself well and stops Lindsey. "No **** way,
Lindsey...(grunt)"
The clock says 1:45 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart tries to open up Lindsey Morgan's defense by
faking a few punches.
Lindsey wraps her arms around Kristen's arms and counters the
punches.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart could be in trouble here as Lindsey Morgan's
trying to close her guard around her.
Kristen uses her strength and skill to stop Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart moves on the ground...
... and she moves to side mount.
The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Kristen Stewart fakes some punches...
Kristen moves in and BAM! She lands a big punch to Lindsey's
face!
That looks like it hurts! Lindsey's Left cheek isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Kristen Stewart positions herself and launches a barrage of
punches.
Kristen's in full mount and her punches are hitting hard at
Lindsey's breasts.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Lindsey Morgan tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen
Stewart in her guard...
Kristen rolls her over and takes her back! Kristen is pressing
Lindsey's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet
Lindsey's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her
breasts.
The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round
Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart tries to get a hook in!
Things get worse for Lindsey! Kristen has one hook in and keeps
working!
Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey with one hook in.
Kristen Stewart tries to open up Lindsey Morgan with a few
strikes using her right elbow...
Some nice shots are landing. Lindsey's trying to block them with
her hands, but it's still hurting her.
The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey with one hook in.
Lindsey Morgan's trying to escape from the rear mount.
Lindsey tries to use some of her tricky moves, but Kristen
Stewart's smart enough to counter her.
Kristen is in rear mount over Lindsey with one hook in.
Lindsey breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down
huge mouthfuls of oxygen.
Dita Von Teese has seen enough passivity on the ground and
stands up the fighters, "Come on ladies. This is a fight not a
slumber party!"
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Kristen is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Lindsey runs her
fingers through her hair.
Kristen Stewart fakes a move and launches a kick right towards
Lindsey Morgan's chest!
Slam! That almost popped Lindsey's breasts right out of her top!
Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow.
The clock says 3:45 in the 1 round
Kristen pushes Lindsey and moves away from her. She seems to be
recovering her breath, her breasts rise and fall as she sucks in
the air.
Crisp uppercut by Kristen Stewart followed by a hard jab...
Connecting with Lindsey and making her stumble back. Those hits
are taking their toll.
Kristen Stewart launches a low kick.
Damn! That smacked right onto Lindsey's knee!
Hyper-extension of the leg. Lindsey has been injured. I've seen
this a millions times, folks.
Brutal-looking high kick from Lindsey Morgan! Look out Kristen
Stewart!
Kristen dodges! How the hell did she escape that one?
Lindsey clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Kristen Stewart launches a rapid series of punches...
She's taking Lindsey from one end of the cage to the other.
That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts!
Yeow! It looks like Lindsey's Right cheek is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Kristen Stewart wants to take the advantage of this fight and
she tries to clinch with Lindsey Morgan.
Kristen moves forward and holds Lindsey, their breasts pressing
against each other.
Lindsey Morgan doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen
Stewart's embrace and tries to move away.
Kristen Stewart pushes Lindsey Morgan forward and doesn't allow
her to break the clinch.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Lindsey Morgan tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Kristen Stewart is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
The referee has to watch this...Lindsey Morgan is using the
clinch to try and choke out Kristen Stewart...
Kristen manages to block that choking attempt. She glares at
referee Dita Von Teese, "Are you watching this fight? That ****
just tried to choke me!" Dita Von Teese shakes her head and then
motions the two women to engage.
Dita Von Teese steps in to break up the clinch. She forces the
two fighters apart, "Enough cuddle time, ladies. Let's see some
action."
The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them
as the buzzer sounds. Dita Von Teese better be careful or she
may get in the way of a punch or kick!
I would be surprised if the judges didn't see that round for
Kristen.
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Round 2
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Kristen Stewart launches a kick...
Lindsey checks it and keeps her distance.
Kristen seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of
gas in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come
on, come on. Let's get this done!"
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Kristen's connecting with a few punches.
Solid low kick from Lindsey Morgan.
For sure that had to hurt! Full credit to Kristen if she can
keep going after receiving that.
The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round
A high kick from Lindsey Morgan, her smooth leg shooting out.
It glances off Kristen. That looked impressive, but really
failed to connect.
BANG! That shot was right onto Kristen Stewart's beautiful ****!
It looks like she's hurt bad. There's tears in her eyes and
she's trying to cover up her breasts with her arms.
The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round
Lindsey Morgan attempts a shoot!
Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Lindsey, she's in a world of hurt now!
This isn't good for Lindsey! She is in pain and spilling a lot
of blood.
Lindsey Morgan decides to launch some tentative punches...
Kristen launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Lindsey
with a stiff cross! Solid exchange!
What a terribly one sided match...Lindsey wasn't ready to fight
a fighter of Kristen's caliber.
Lindsey Morgan just won't stop and continues to rain punches!
Kristen quickly defends. Just in time!
The clock says 1:20 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart grabs Lindsey by the waist and tries to take the
fight to the ground!
The fighters are struggling...Lindsey is going to get free...No!
Great takedown by Kristen! That's strength and skill.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart tries to move to full mount...
...and she succeeds! Nice work. I think everyone here knows how
difficult that was.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Lindsey Morgan tries to roll on the ground.
Kristen knows how to keep her advantage on the ground.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart aggressively and repeatedly punches Lindsey
Morgan.
Lindsey needs to do something soon or the referee will stop the
fight! She's getting pummeled here.
The clock says 2:00 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Lindsey Morgan tries to move on the ground and shows Kristen
Stewart a crack in her guard! "Gotcha now, Lindsey." Oh! A big
elbow attempt from Kristen.
Lindsey uses her forearms to block the impact! Wow! That was a
very, very lucky escape for Lindsey.
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Lindsey Morgan tries to roll on the ground.
Kristen knows how to keep her advantage on the ground.
Poorly executed technique from Lindsey. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart tries to open Lindsey Morgan's guard. She's
pushing her...trying to find an opening.
Yes! Great bombs from the top by Kristen. Lindsey's unable to
cover herself now!
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Deep breaths from Lindsey Morgan who tries a hammer punch to
Kristen Stewart's chest.
Kristen blocks those punches.
The clock says 2:30 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Lindsey Morgan tries to roll to her side and trap Kristen
Stewart in her guard...
Kristen keeps good control and remains in full mount.
The clock says 2:40 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart is in full mount over Lindsey Morgan.
Lindsey Morgan's using some of her ground skills to escape from
this...
She pushes Kristen Stewart's knee away and tries to roll. Nice
move to get half guard!
Lindsey Morgan is in half guard over Kristen.
Kristen Stewart is playing with Lindsey Morgan. I don't know if
it's because of Lindsey's lack of fighting spirit or just lack
of skill.
Lindsey Morgan pushes on Kristen Stewart's leg and attempts to
move to full mount.
Kristen wraps her long legs around Lindsey while she holds her
head and pulls on her hair...nice, but somewhat catty move.
Lindsey gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Lindsey Morgan's ribs
with a couple of big punches from the guard.
Lindsey blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Lindsey Morgan is in half guard over Kristen.
Lindsey Morgan throws a few fake punches as she tries to escape!
Kristen rolls over herself and stands up while Lindsey rolls on
her back.
Dita Von Teese halts the fight to ensure both fighters are
standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and Dita
Von Teese giving the signal to engage.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the
fight standing. The fans at the venue are cheering for the
girls.
Lightning fast low kick from Lindsey Morgan! She can really move
when she wants to.
Kristen blocks that kick with her leg.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
Lindsey Morgan launches a body shot.
Kristen dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing
stuff, the crowd love it!
Lindsey's Chin is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Lindsey takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart's found an opening in the defense of Lindsey
Morgan, she's launching a big hook!
She landed it! That could break Lindsey's ribs. Oh my gosh!
Quick hook by Kristen Stewart.
Good shot! Lindsey has every reason to be worried if Kristen
keeps landing those on her.
A shake of the head from Kristen. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
The clock says 3:55 in the 2 round
Some nice shots from Kristen Stewart.
She stuns Lindsey. Now's the time for Kristen to strike for a
win.
Lindsey Morgan launches a body shot.
Kristen dodges and catches her with a hard cross. Smashing
stuff, the crowd love it!
Kristen has opened up Lindsey! It looks like blood is starting
to flow from Lindsey's Nose.
The clock says 4:15 in the 2 round
Kristen Stewart throws a low kick with her toned leg.
Lindsey blocks with ease, she's laughing at Kristen! Talk about
arrogance.
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Kristen Stewart can
end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to
pound Lindsey Morgan into mincemeat.
Lindsey Morgan's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Kristen Stewart smells blood in the water and
like a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Kristen Stewart tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out...
Lindsey blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have
hurt!
Kristen Stewart fires a series of low kicks.
My God! Kristen is punishing Lindsey's legs repeatedly! Those
kicks are like lightning.
Kristen takes a few seconds to recover her breath...a river of
sweat running between her breasts.
Kristen Stewart launches a solid middle kick.
That kick whizzes pass Lindsey.
Lindsey is trying to counter now...
A bunch of leg kicks from Lindsey Morgan.
All those kicks are blocked by Kristen.
Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
The round is for Kristen, who walks calmly to her corner while
adjusting her outfit.
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Round 3
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Lindsey Morgan launches a hook to the body.
Kristen moves aside looking for a counter...she's always looking
to make something from nothing.
Lindsey gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Hard blow to Lindsey's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning.
Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Lindsey's leg. It
looks like she's hyper-extended it.
Lindsey Morgan is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Lindsey is even thinking of fighting
on.
Kristen Stewart goes in with a looping right hand while Lindsey
Morgan jumps back and jabs.
Kristen only hits air and the subsequent exchange is fruitless.
Kristen Stewart moves to attack!
Devastating move! Kristen delivers a knee that wrecks Lindsey!
Oh my God, that must have hurt.
Oh no! Lindsey will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Kristen Stewart suddenly spins around...twisting her body...her
hair flicking around.
Lindsey was aware of the move and she blocks it with confidence.
The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round
Lindsey Morgan continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Lindsey Morgan is swinging for the fences!
Kristen back pedals and creates some space.
Lindsey Morgan moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Kristen with double overhooks!
The clock says 1:20 in the 3 round
Nice punches from Kristen Stewart.
Lindsey staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Kristen wants to
finish this and continues launching bombs!
Oh no! Lindsey will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Left eye has taken some brutal punishment.
Kristen has opened up Lindsey! It looks like blood is starting
to flow from Lindsey's Left eye.
Some nice shots from Lindsey Morgan.
But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Lindsey, or pure
luck from Kristen?
Lindsey misses a step and Kristen sees an opportunity to counter
her...
An inside leg kick from Kristen Stewart.
It lands on Lindsey's leg with a loud smack.
The clock says 1:40 in the 3 round
Lindsey Morgan makes a quick move for Kristen Stewart's
ponytail. She grabs it by the handful and looks to toss her to
the canvas.
Kristen pulls her head away, leaving Lindsey with just a few
strands in her hands. The American star squeals at her attacker,
"Leave my hair alone, you psycho ****!"
Lindsey Morgan shoots for a double leg takedown!
Kristen wobbles and manages to stay on her feet.
Lindsey gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart tries to take the action to her favourite field
as she tries to grapple.
Great move by Kristen as she pushes Lindsey forward with double
underhooks.
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Lindsey Morgan pushes off of Kristen Stewart and starts
launching a flurry of hooks and body shots!
Kristen holds her opponent tight while she tries to cool down
the action.
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Lindsey Morgan throws some knees into the thighs of Kristen
Stewart while they're in the clinch.
Nothing to worry about for Kristen. She knows how to block those
strikes.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Kristen Stewart tries a knee to the gut...
Ouch! That seems to have landed smack bang into Lindsey's
crotch! Was that intentional?
Referee Dita Von Teese needs to get her eyes checked. She missed
that blatant foul!
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
Kristen Stewart's absolutely terrifying with her power in the
clinch and is violently punishing Lindsey Morgan with uppercuts!
Lindsey's taking more than she can endure. This could end soon
if Lindsey is unable to escape!
Yeow! It looks like Lindsey's Right eye is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Lindsey's Right eye.
There's some blood coming from that wound.
Lindsey Morgan pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Lindsey Morgan.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Lindsey Morgan is a bloody mess! Kristen Stewart has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Lindsey is even thinking of fighting
on.
Insane uppercut from the clinch by Kristen Stewart!
That one almost breaks Lindsey's chin! She's knocked down!
Oh No! Wait! Dita Von Teese is stopping this one. Lindsey isn't
going to be able to live this one down. She's been well and
truly beaten by Kristen.
Yeow! It looks like Lindsey's Chin is beginning to swell. But it
doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to
keep fighting.
Kristen has inflicted a small cut on Lindsey's Chin. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
The winner is Kristen Stewart by TKO (Uppercut) at 2:52 Round 3!
Congratulations!
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 31/38 (82%)
Kicks 11/13 (85%)
Clinch strikes 5/5 (100%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 13/28 (46%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Damage caused 4574,67
Clinch Damage 1908
Ground Damage 366,92
Time on the ground 259 s
Statistics: Lindsey Morgan
Punches 5/21 (24%)
Kicks 2/7 (29%)
Clinch strikes 0/10 (0%)
Takedowns 0/2 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/1 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 281,25
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 259 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Lindsey Morgan loses
There's no doubt that Kristen is not only a hot babe, but she
can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of
what this competition is all about.
Lindsey Morgan has had some absorbing moments tonight. She
contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the
venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then
she should start to draw in even more fans.
This is the fight I'd show people if I wanted to create new
fans! How could anyone not want to watch Kristen and Lindsey
slap the living daylights out of each other? Amazing. Just
amazing!
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Re: Kristen Stewart vs Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 18, 2022, 5:48 am
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Kristen Stewart takes on Raccoon #17 Daniela Ruah
Kristen Stewart enters the cage and this place seems about to
burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight and why not,
she's amazing. I see a lot of them wearing "I love Kristen"
T-shirts and holding "Kristen for President" signs.
Kristen Stewart doesn't look concerned about anything Daniela
Ruah brings to the table. The Badass Barbies fighter eyes up her
opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass kicked!"
Daniela Ruah looks calm in her corner. She looks convinced of
her abilities. "Let's get fight started, Kristen. I have other
places to be..."
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Daniela is not preferred by the MMA media to win tonight. She'll
have to do her best to score a win.
[font=Verdana]Kristen Stewart comes with a 9 fight winning
streak.[/font]
The referee of the bout is Eva Habermann.
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Round 1
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The first round bell sounds and Kristen's already talking trash
to Daniela Ruah, "I'll rip your hair right out! Those titties of
yours are about to be pounded!"
Kristen Stewart moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Daniela with double overhooks!
The clock says 0:25 in the 1 round
Middle kick from Daniela Ruah.
The kick just misses Kristen's breasts. She'll be thanking her
lucky stars that missed...
Daniela clumsily fails here and it's time for Kristen to fight
back...
Pulverizing punch to Daniela Ruah's head from Kristen Stewart!
Ouch, that had to hurt!
Daniela Ruah attempts to cut off Kristen Stewart with punches.
Kristen reels from the strikes. Nice hits!
Yeow! It looks like Kristen's Left cheek is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Daniela looks to be in very good shape. Her muscular body looks
absolutely amazing, it's obvious she's been training hard for
this event.
Daniela Ruah and Kristen Stewart engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Kristen is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
There's a low kick by Daniela Ruah, helping to maintain her
distance.
Oh no, bad move. That was far from landing.
Kristen Stewart attempts a shoot!
Kristen checks herself and stops before running into Daniela's
kick. Lucky girl!
The clock says 1:10 in the 1 round
Nice punches from Daniela Ruah.
Even nicer blocks from Kristen.
Kristen is trying to counter now...
A right hand from Kristen Stewart...
Yes! She makes Daniela stumble back!
Kristen Stewart tries to take the fight to the ground with a one
leg takedown...
Got her! Daniela is unable to remain on her feet and falls to
the ground.
Kristen Stewart is in open guard over Daniela.
Kristen Stewart tries to jump to side mount.
Daniela closes her guard around Kristen. Tight fighting!
The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Daniela Ruah.
Kristen Stewart is trying to better her position on the ground
and launches a couple of elbows against Daniela Ruah's ribs and
breasts.
Daniela felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears
on her cheeks...
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Daniela Ruah.
Daniela's taking this opportunity to rest.
Kristen Stewart is in side mount over Daniela Ruah.
The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as Kristen
Stewart looks to mount Daniela Ruah...
Daniela takes advantage of Kristen's over commitment and traps
her in full guard.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Daniela.
Kristen Stewart hovers above Daniela Ruah...
Daniela stops her from throwing strikes. Solid defense here from
the Raccoon rookie.
Daniela tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Deep breaths from Daniela Ruah who tries a hammer punch to
Kristen Stewart's chest.
Kristen blocks those punches.
Kristen Stewart is in closed guard over Daniela.
Kristen Stewart's in closed guard, as Daniela Ruah tries to roll
on the ground.
Nice reversal! Daniela's now in full mount over Kristen.
Daniela Ruah is in full mount over Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Daniela Ruah's ribs
with a couple of big punches from the guard.
Those hits are finding Daniela's side. There'll be bruising
there in the morning.
Daniela Ruah is in full mount over Kristen Stewart.
Kristen Stewart tries to roll to her side and trap Daniela Ruah
in her guard...
Daniela rolls her over and takes her back! Daniela is pressing
Kristen's face down on the canvas, pushing her body down...I bet
Kristen's wishing she had a padded bra on to protect her
breasts.
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen.
Kristen Stewart has given herself away to Daniela Ruah, who's
trying to get one hook in!
Daniela has one hook in!
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in.
Daniela Ruah slides her arm under Kristen Stewart's chin and
locks in a rear naked choke!
Kristen pulls down on Daniela's hand and stays out of danger.
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in.
Something's happening here. This looks like an 'In Rear Mount
One Hook Move' from Daniela Ruah. I don't really know what that
means, but I can tell you this much...Daniela looks tasty!!
Kristen looks to be safe. Wait...I'm getting a text message. Ah.
It's just my Dad asking me to ring my Mother. Sorry, folks.
The clock says 3:25 in the 1 round
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in.
Daniela is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd don't like
this.
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in.
Daniela Ruah has one hook in and is trying to get the second
one! If she succeeds things are going to get very bad for
Kristen Stewart.
Kristen uses her strong leg as leverage and manages to keep
herself safe. For now.
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in.
Kristen Stewart measures the resilience of Daniela Ruah's ribs
with a couple of big punches from the guard.
Daniela blocks the hits as she works on the ground.
Kristen gets sloppy and Daniela Ruah tries to take advantage...
It's one hook in for Daniela Ruah, and she's trying to get the
second one! Things are going to get very bad for Kristen Stewart
if she succeeds.
Strong leg leverage from Kristen. For now she manages to keep
herself safe.
Daniela is in rear mount over Kristen with one hook in.
Daniela Ruah tries to open up Kristen Stewart with a few strikes
using her right elbow...
Kristen blocks a few elbows. Now Daniela will have to look for
another option.
Daniela gets sloppy and Kristen Stewart tries to take
advantage...
Kristen Stewart launches a few punches to Daniela Ruah's cheek
from the guard.
Daniela uses her head to cover the punches and presses her skull
forward.
The referee decides to stand up the fighters since there was not
much action on the ground. The crowd appreciate her getting
these girls back to their feet.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Kristen and
Daniela glare at each other as they prepare to continue the
fight.
Kristen Stewart tries some clinching in order to control the
fight.
Nicely done. Kristen's clinching with Daniela and their **** are
mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit
sandwich!
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Daniela Ruah doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Kristen
Stewart's embrace and tries to move away.
Kristen Stewart pushes Daniela Ruah forward and doesn't allow
her to break the clinch.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Kristen Stewart gets control of Daniela Ruah's neck and attempts
a guillotine!
Daniela shakes her off and survives.
The clock says 4:25 in the 1 round
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Brutal knees to Daniela Ruah's face, followed by knees to the
body. Kristen Stewart is looking to make her pay!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Daniela can't take many more shots like that!
Daniela Ruah pushes away Kristen Stewart, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Kristen Stewart doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Daniela Ruah.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Insane action here! Daniela Ruah has fists full of Kristen
Stewart's ponytail and is looking to inflict some pain!
Kristen's smart enough to escape from Daniela. She runs her
fingers through her hair, "Leave my hair alone! I just had it
styled!"
Poorly executed technique from Daniela. Kristen looks to
counter...
An overhand right from Kristen Stewart that looks like it's
capable of destroying a brick wall!
Daniela moves forward and closes the distance while blocking the
punch.
A punch from Daniela Ruah...
It whizzes past Kristen.
Kristen tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
A bone shattering straight left hand from Kristen Stewart!
Ow, ow, ow! Daniela's going to have the worst headache after
that blow!
Yeow! It looks like Daniela's Right cheek is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Daniela Ruah tries a hook to the body!
Kristen manages to dodge it. Nice escape from that hook.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Eva
Habermann tells the fighters to go to their corners.
Kristen is the winner of this round. She raises her fist in the
air and the crowd respond with deafening cheers.
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Round 2
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Daniela Ruah attempts a shoot!
Kristen hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Daniela, she's in a world of hurt now!
That looks like it hurts! Daniela's Right cheek isn't looking
the best. She's taken some damage there.
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Daniela's Right cheek.
An inside leg kick from Kristen Stewart.
The kick goes awry and Kristen almost loses her balance. She
must be careful not to over commit on those kicks.
Shovel hook by Kristen Stewart!
She tags Daniela! That was brutal.
Daniela Ruah avoids a dangerous strike from Kristen Stewart...
Daniela counters with a solid straight! That's just beautiful to
watch!
There's a small laceration on Kristen's Left cheek. It looks as
if it's hurt her.
The clock says 0:55 in the 2 round
Daniela Ruah goes in with a looping right hand while Kristen
Stewart jumps back and jabs.
That one hits, but Kristen seems unaffected. She's countering
with a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Kristen Stewart attempts a shoot!
Kristen checks herself and stops before running into Daniela's
kick. Lucky girl!
Poorly executed technique from Daniela. Kristen looks to
counter...
Kristen Stewart launches a solid middle kick.
Oh no! It wrenches Daniela right under the breasts! Pushing her
back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top!
Oh My! A crushing shot to Daniela Ruah's body! That one seemed
to double her over and push the wind out of her. Daniela is
holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable.
That punishment by Kristen has left Daniela staggered! Kristen
should try push forward now and finish this!
Kristen Stewart tries a high kick! High risk move!
Daniela was covering for a middle kick and that one almost
knocked off her pretty little head!
Oh no! Daniela will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Left cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
Kristen has opened up Daniela! It looks like blood is starting
to flow from Daniela's Left cheek.
Kristen Stewart has won this fight! It's victory by Injury (Deep
cut Left cheek) at 1:26 Round 2!
Nice work!
Statistics: Kristen Stewart
Punches 9/13 (69%)
Kicks 3/4 (75%)
Clinch strikes 4/6 (67%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 4/12 (33%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Damage caused 2265,32
Clinch Damage 249,75
Ground Damage 49,95
Time on the ground 153 s
Statistics: Daniela Ruah
Punches 7/19 (37%)
Kicks 0/4 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/5 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 187
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 11
Time on the ground 153 s
Kristen Stewart wins
Daniela Ruah loses
Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Kristen. This
woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows
exactly what she's doing in the cage.
We've seen a nice effort tonight from Daniela Ruah. In my
opinion she was thinking of the fans besides the fight itself.
She showed us enough technical skill, as well as enough skin,
during the fight to keep most of the crowd happy.
An enjoyable fight, average at times but enjoyable. We should
expect to see Kristen and Daniela in more fights soon and
hopefully they'll be a bit more exciting.
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