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Short vs. Tall
By: Raccoon Date: February 13, 2022, 9:35 am
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As an actress, UCC fighter and the owner of Hayden’s PowerGirls
I have fought for us, vertically challenged girls, for years!
I, Hayden Panettiere, have invited nine short, but awesome
fighters to join me in my crusade to show once and for all that
short girls rule and tall girls suck! We are stronger, faster
and tougher than those altitudinous girls.
If things go as planned there will be ten (talented) short
fighters and ten (incompetent) tall fighters. This is not a
tournament, but a series of ten fights. Each fighter fights only
once. In the unlikely event that both sides have five wins,
there will be a tiebreaker and the short captain will destroy
the tall captain.
I will naturally be the captain of the Short Team. I have
invited the following fighters to join me (changes might still
take place):
Hayden Panettiere Haydens Powergirls 152 cm 57 kg
Amy-Jo Johnson Haydens Powergirls 157 cm 54
kg
Ariana Grande Hellfire Girls Club 155 cm 51 kg
Vanessa Hudgens Badass Barbies 155 cm 50 kg
Yaya Han The Queens of Cosplay 155 cm 50 kg
Hilary Duff Awesome Aries 157 cm 55 kg
Dove Cameron Badass Barbies 157 cm 52 kg
Anna Kendrick Strikeforce 157 cm 48 kg
Alina Zagitova Young Gunz 157 cm 50 kg
Audrey Allen Centerfold Angels 157 cm 48 kg
Our opponents will be led by the Beanstalk, some might know her
as that obnoxious and over pretentious weakling Alexandra Paul.
She has sent a desperate invitation to her fellow tall girls,
but I doubt she will be able to put together a full team because
who would want to be on the losing side?
Daniela Ruah Raccoon 178 cm 59 kg
Ana Ivanovic Queens Of The Cage 185 cm 69 kg
Kate Middleton Raccoon 178 cm 60 kg
Blanka Vlasic Queens Of The Cage 193 cm 75 kg
Blake Lively Badass Barbies 178 cm 59 kg
Gal Gadot Hellfire Girls Club 178 cm 59 kg
Erin Heatherton World of Fight 180 cm 55 kg
Charlize Theron Strikeforce 178 cm 58 kg
Alexandra Paul Raccoon 178 cm 59 kg
Sandra Gal Awesome Aries 183 cm 63 kg
Our total height is 15.55 meters and our combined weight is 515
kg. Our opponents have a total of 18.09 meters and a weight of
616 kg. Will that 2.5 meter height and 101 kg weight advantage
help them?
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