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Fight 06 Miranda Cosgrove vs Ashley Tisdale
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 11, 2022, 2:31 am
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Ashley Tisdale's the favourite fighter of the crowd here at the
venue. You couldn't even count the number of signs with her name
on them. Ashley flexes her body for the crowd as they start a
"Let's go Ashley!" chant.
Miranda looks at the ground while she does her calming
exercises. The American fighter knows she cannot fail this
night.
The crowd start chanting, "Ashley...Ashley...Ashley". Ashley
Tisdale lifts her fists into the air and encourages the crowd to
make more noise. She seems supremely confident tonight.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Miranda's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
Miranda Cosgrove comes with a 6 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.
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Round 1
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We've got the 119 lbs Miranda Cosgrove up against the 117 lbs
Ashley Tisdale. Will that difference in weight be a deciding
factor in this fight? Let's find out!
High kick from Ashley Tisdale! Her legs look amazing!
She misses narrowly!
Ashley Tisdale decides to launch some tentative punches...
Miranda launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Ashley
with a stiff cross! Solid exchange!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Miranda's Left cheek is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Miranda Cosgrove launches a rapid series of punches...
She's taking Ashley from one end of the cage to the other.
That's awesome! The crowd are going nuts!
Yeow! It looks like Ashley's Left eye is beginning to swell. But
it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going
to keep fighting.
Miranda has inflicted a small cut on Ashley's Left eye. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
Several good body shots from Miranda Cosgrove...
They're landing on Ashley. Bang, bang, bang.
A left hook from Miranda Cosgrove.
It falls short, that's embarrassing.
Miranda clumsily fails here and it's time for Ashley to fight
back...
Ashley Tisdale moves to attack!
Ashley misses a knee. Miranda will be thanking her lucky stars!
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Both fighters are missing terribly. The crowd don't like this!
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Ashley Tisdale launches a low kick.
It gets blocked quickly. Miranda stopping that assault with
ease.
Miranda tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Quick hook by Miranda Cosgrove.
Ashley takes that on right to the chin!
Her legs are wobbly!
Good looking front kick from Ashley Tisdale...
Miranda blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Ashley. That
all you got?"
Ashley gets sloppy and Miranda Cosgrove tries to take
advantage...
Miranda Cosgrove is showing excellent timing. She blasts Ashley
Tisdale with a right hand.
Ashley steps backwards and the punch just misses.
Ashley Tisdale throws a lazy punch towards Miranda Cosgrove's
belly.
What the...Ashley's punch has drifted below the belt and she's
clawing at Miranda's crotch! Did the referee see that?
Dita Von Teese has seen that!
Dita Von Teese allows Miranda time to recover. She takes some
very heavy breaths and runs her fingers through her hair. The
fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Miranda Cosgrove paws at Ashley Tisdale.
Ashley swings ineffectively and backs away.
Ashley Tisdale's found an opening in the defense of Miranda
Cosgrove, she's launching a big uppercut...
Bingo! Miranda's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch.
Miranda's Chin is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Miranda's Chin.
Miranda circles around Ashley...
Ashley Tisdale paws at Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda swings ineffectively and backs away.
Ashley tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Ashley Tisdale throws an uppercut.
Miranda slips way from it. Nicely avoided.
The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round
Miranda Cosgrove is swinging for the fences!
Ashley back pedals and creates some space.
Miranda Cosgrove swings...
...no good, that's a terrible miss.
Ashley Tisdale chases Miranda Cosgrove and launches a few
perfect strikes...
Here we go! Miranda steps backwards when those punches connect
with her face.
The clock says 2:50 in the 1 round
Miranda Cosgrove decides to launch some tentative punches...
Ashley takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Miranda has a small cut on her Right cheek. Blood's starting to
seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to
end the fight.
Ashley Tisdale throws a low kick with her toned leg.
Miranda blocks with ease, she's laughing at Ashley! Talk about
arrogance.
Ashley clumsily fails here and it's time for Miranda to fight
back...
Miranda Cosgrove launches a rapid series of punches...
That one glances off Ashley's arms.
The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
Ashley's connecting with a few punches.
Ashley Tisdale decides to launch some tentative punches...
Miranda takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Miranda Cosgrove jumps over Ashley and tries to grapple.
Miranda pushes Ashley against the cage in a plum position!
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
This is beginning to look like some kind of romantic slow dance!
Ashley and Miranda are hugging each other! Let's get on with
this fight!
The referee intervenes to break the clinch. She's seen enough of
this hugging and wants them to get back to fighting.
Brutal-looking high kick from Ashley Tisdale! Look out Miranda
Cosgrove!
Miranda dodges! How the hell did she escape that one?
Miranda Cosgrove moves forward looking for some action.
Ashley struggles a bit before breaking Miranda's attempt of
grappling. "Not today, you dirty bitch.", Ashley gives Miranda
the finger as she moves away from her.
Ashley steps backwards away from Miranda. She seems to be
cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I
just hope she has the fitness to continue.
The clock says 4:30 in the 1 round
Miranda Cosgrove fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut.
Ashley blocks that. She made that look easy. Never underestimate
this girls survival instinct.
Miranda clumsily fails here and it's time for Ashley to fight
back...
Oh no! A bad move from Miranda Cosgrove!
She almost puts her head in the path of Ashley's kick. Buy a
lottery ticket, Miranda!
Ashley steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't do
that! Miranda gestures to Dita Von Teese, she wants to the fight
to continue.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to take the action to her favourite field
as she tries to grapple.
Ashley swings and Miranda has to retreat. Nice avoiding that
grapple, Ashley.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Dita
Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners.
This round is maybe for Ashley, but it's close.
It seems that the cutman has some work to do with Miranda
Cosgrove.
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Round 2
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Miranda looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing,
it's obvious she's been training hard for this event.
Miranda Cosgrove decides to launch some tentative punches...
Ashley launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Miranda
with a stiff cross! Solid exchange!
Ashley Tisdale tries to take the fight to the ground with a one
leg takedown...
Got her! Miranda is unable to remain on her feet and falls to
the ground.
Ashley Tisdale is in open guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale could be in trouble here as Miranda Cosgrove's
trying to close her guard around her.
Success for Miranda! Nicely done, hopefully she can take some
advantage here.
Ashley Tisdale is in closed guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale's in closed guard, as Miranda Cosgrove tries to
roll on the ground.
Ashley uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Miranda gets sloppy and Ashley Tisdale tries to take
advantage...
Ashley Tisdale looks to power up and open Miranda Cosgrove's
guard...
Ashley forces Miranda to open her guard. Such strength, I would
hate to meet Ashley in a dark alley.
Ashley Tisdale is in open guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale is on the ground on top of Miranda Cosgrove. She
has her fingers all over Miranda's face.
Miranda shakes her head and continues fighting on the ground.
Ashley Tisdale is in open guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale could be in trouble here as Miranda Cosgrove's
trying to close her guard around her.
Ashley uses her strength and skill to stop Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale is in open guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale tries to finish with a leg lock!
Miranda is able to break the lock. Hard work getting out, but
worth it.
Ashley Tisdale is in open guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale tries to pass to half guard...
Miranda can't prevent her opponent from passing. Ashley looks to
work from half guard.
Ashley Tisdale is in half guard over Miranda.
Miranda Cosgrove attempts to move to full guard.
Ashley Tisdale keeps good control and remains in half guard.
The clock says 1:50 in the 2 round
Ashley Tisdale is in half guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale looks to get a side mount...
Ashley frees her leg and is now controlling Miranda from the
side mount! That's awesome technique.
Ashley Tisdale is in side mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda's taking this opportunity to rest.
Ashley Tisdale is in side mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda Cosgrove attempts to trap Ashley Tisdale in her guard.
Miranda manages to switch to full guard.
Ashley Tisdale is in closed guard over Miranda.
Miranda flexes her body and readies herself. She still looks
fresh out there, still plenty of action to be seen from Miranda
tonight.
Ashley Tisdale's in closed guard, as Miranda Cosgrove tries to
roll on the ground.
Ashley uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Ashley Tisdale is in closed guard over Miranda.
Ashley Tisdale tries to improve her position on the ground as
she sits on her knees and tries to break the closed guard.
Ashley fakes a few punches and then slips one toned leg away to
get the half mount. Nice MMA work.
The clock says 2:50 in the 2 round
Ashley Tisdale is in half guard over Miranda.
Miranda Cosgrove attempts to move to full guard.
Miranda manages to switch to full guard.
Ashley Tisdale is in open guard over Miranda.
Miranda Cosgrove is trying to close her guard around Ashley
Tisdale. "Uhhh Ashley...ughh...get off me..."
Ashley defends herself well and stops Miranda. "No fucking way,
Miranda...(grunt)"
"Get up, girls. The crowd want some action." Dita Von Teese is
calling for both fighters to regain their feet and continue, the
crowd are happy with that decision.
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Ashley is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Miranda runs her
fingers through her hair.
As the fight continues it seems that Miranda is taking the best
of the fight. She's been putting in a lot of effort in the gym
lately and it is paying off.
Miranda Cosgrove moves forward and launches a low kick.
Ashley blocks that without missing a beat.
We're at 3:14 Round 2. This crowd is behind Ashley and with good
reason, she looks a million dollars.
Ashley Tisdale and Miranda Cosgrove engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Both fighters are missing terribly. This is not what people paid
to see!
Ashley Tisdale launches a solid middle kick.
That kick whizzes pass Miranda.
The clock says 3:40 in the 2 round
Miranda looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing,
it's obvious she's been training hard for this event.
Miranda Cosgrove moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Ashley with double overhooks!
Middle kick from Ashley Tisdale.
Bam! Miranda receives a solid kick right below her breasts.
A very hard blow to Miranda Cosgrove's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
Ashley Tisdale is holding Miranda's right leg. Miranda should
never have got herself in this spot, Ashley is trying to take
her down.
Miranda loses her balance and goes to the ground.
Ashley Tisdale is in side mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
On the mat here as Ashley Tisdale prepares to mount Miranda
Cosgrove...
Ashley slides her knee across and gets to mount.
Ashley Tisdale is in full mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to roll on the ground.
Ashley knows how to keep her advantage on the ground.
Ashley Tisdale is in full mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to roll on the ground.
Ashley knows how to keep her advantage on the ground.
Miranda gets sloppy and Ashley Tisdale tries to take
advantage...
Ashley Tisdale throws a lot of punches.
Some strikes get through onto Miranda's pretty face.
The clock says 4:40 in the 2 round
Ashley Tisdale is in full mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to roll to her side and trap Ashley
Tisdale in her guard...
Ashley keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Ashley Tisdale is in full mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda Cosgrove's using some of her ground skills to escape
from this...
Ashley pushes Miranda down and prevents her attempts to escape.
Ashley is trying to counter now...
Ashley Tisdale tries to take total control of this fight. She
has Miranda Cosgrove down on the mat and is trying to get a grip
on her clothing.
Miranda's struggling against Ashley. There's no way she want's
to face the humiliation of loosing her top. Miranda gets her arm
loose and pushes herself free. Her ring outfit remains intact.
Ashley Tisdale is in full mount over Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda Cosgrove tries to roll on the ground.
Ashley knows how to keep her advantage on the ground.
Dita Von Teese separates the fighters as the round concludes.
The fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as
the head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot!
That round was for Ashley.
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Round 3
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Several good body shots from Ashley Tisdale...
They're landing on Miranda. Bang, bang, bang.
Ow! A thumping hit to Miranda Cosgrove's chest! Her petite A cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Ashley Tisdale's looking to close the range with Miranda
Cosgrove and tries to grapple...
Oh baby, that's a nice move. Ashley shoves herself over her
opponent and secures a single collar tie.
Miranda Cosgrove pushes away Ashley Tisdale, she's trying to
keep the fight at striking range.
Ashley Tisdale doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Miranda Cosgrove.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Ashley Tisdale pushes off of Miranda Cosgrove and starts
launching a flurry of hooks and body shots!
Miranda stumbles backwards but Ashley chases her and continues
the rain of blows!
Miranda's Right eye is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Miranda Cosgrove pushes away Ashley Tisdale, she's trying to
keep the fight at striking range.
Ashley Tisdale doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Miranda Cosgrove.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Brutal knees to Miranda Cosgrove's face, followed by knees to
the body. Ashley Tisdale is looking to make her pay!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Miranda can't take many more shots like that!
There's a small laceration on Miranda's Right cheek. It looks as
if it's hurt her.
Miranda Cosgrove pushes away Ashley Tisdale, she's trying to
keep the fight at striking range.
Ashley Tisdale doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Miranda Cosgrove.
Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
Ashley takes a break to breathe while holding Miranda.
The clock says 1:00 in the 3 round
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
You can see Miranda Cosgrove's blood making stains in the mat.
She flicks her head back, there's blood in her hair. Miranda has
a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here
can tell she's in trouble.
Miranda Cosgrove doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under
Ashley Tisdale's embrace and tries to move away.
Ashley Tisdale pushes Miranda Cosgrove forward and doesn't allow
her to break the clinch.
Ashley Tisdale tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Ashley Tisdale circles out and slips free of Miranda Cosgrove's
grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
The clock says 1:10 in the 3 round
Nice punch by Miranda Cosgrove.
That nearly tags Ashley.
Ashley has a high cardio and that helps her give these great
performances. All that fitness training is paying off.
Oh no! A bad move from Miranda Cosgrove!
She allows Ashley to land a solid head kick. Miranda is rocked
with that one!
There's a small laceration on Miranda's Right cheek. It looks as
if it's hurt her.
Miranda Cosgrove continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Dita Von Teese is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Miranda Cosgrove attempts a shoot!
Ashley hops back and delivers a powerful kick to her head! That
looks to have dazzled Miranda, she's in a world of hurt now!
The clock says 1:35 in the 3 round
Ashley Tisdale steps forward and fires a high kick!
That's an insane high kick, I can't believe that landed! Miranda
will be seeing stars!
The clock says 1:45 in the 3 round
Ashley Tisdale spins around and tries a spinning back kick! Her
sultry long hair flicking around as her leg shoots out towards
Miranda Cosgrove.
Miranda wasn't expecting something like that! BAM! It lands on
her chin! Is this over?
Ashley has opened up Miranda! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Miranda's Chin.
Ashley Tisdale's one of those women capable of pounding you into
oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound on
your tits until they're black and blue.
You can see Miranda Cosgrove's blood making stains in the mat.
She flicks her head back, there's blood in her hair. Miranda has
a worried and pained look on her face, everyone watching here
can tell she's in trouble.
Ashley Tisdale launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs
are amazing to watch!
Miranda receives a hard blow on her left leg!
Hyper-extension of the leg. Miranda has been injured. I've seen
this a millions times, folks.
Here comes Ashley Tisdale with a vicious middle kick!
That lands hard on Miranda's firm tits!
Ashley has a high cardio and that helps her give these great
performances. All that fitness training is paying off.
Miranda Cosgrove is a bloody mess! Ashley Tisdale has really
pulped her up. I'm amazed Miranda is even thinking of fighting
on.
Ashley Tisdale moves forward and launches a high kick!
What a vicious high kick, Ashley has legs that can kill! She
almost took Miranda's head off with that one!
The ref pulls Ashley off! Miranda seems confused and dazed as
the bell sounds the bout over.
Miranda's Left cheek is bruised after the punishment she's
received! She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
The winner is Ashley Tisdale by TKO (High kick) at 2:26 Round 3!
Congratulations!
Statistics: Miranda Cosgrove
Punches 24/52 (46%)
Kicks 0/1 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 326,4
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 212 s
Statistics: Ashley Tisdale
Punches 16/32 (50%)
Kicks 8/16 (50%)
Clinch strikes 9/14 (64%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 1/3 (33%)
Submissions 2/2 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 3306,88
Clinch Damage 658,67
Ground Damage 43,33
Time on the ground 212 s
Miranda Cosgrove loses
Ashley Tisdale wins
That was a decent performance from Miranda Cosgrove tonight. In
my eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of engaging.
Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do something
about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's possible
she'll go far in the UCC
There's no doubt that Ashley is not only a hot babe, but she can
fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of what
this competition is all about.
Lost Wildcats and Strikeforce should pay Miranda and Ashley
extra just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super
fit bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls
have it all. 'Nuff said.
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