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#Post#: 33--------------------------------------------------
PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Raccoon Date: July 16, 2014, 9:47 am
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I'm going to have Alexandra Paul comment on Pam's bicep flexings
in the recent magazines.
I don't know if you're interested, but I would love to have some
sort of rivalry between the two. Regardless of how Pam reacts,
Alexandra will continue to make comments about Pam. Alexandra
has sort of love/hate feelings towards Pam. On one hand she
hated it how she was always in Pam's shadow on Baywatch, on the
other hand she respects her and finds her attractive. Alexandra
knows she was never considered the most beautiful or sexy girl
on the show, but she had always thought that she was the most
athletic babe. So understandably she doesn't like that Pam (a
busty blonde bimbo) is trying to prove otherwise. Certainly, Pam
has bigger boobs, but Alexandra can't accept that she could have
bigger biceps aswell...
Before you took over managing Pam, I had her comment on the
Carmen vs. Alexandra fight in #93, Nov 13
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So, any thoughts on the matter?
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Pyewacket Date: July 16, 2014, 12:15 pm
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A rivalry between Pamela and Alexandra would be great. But why
don't I let Pam speak for herself.
So, Alex, (I call you Alex because you look more like a boy than
a woman) you admit I am sexier and more beautiful. But you think
you are more athletic, do you? What a laugh. And you think you
are stronger than me? Well take a look again at these biceps
compared to your scrawny arms. Make all the comments you want
about my biceps. When you see them up close you will shit in
your panties.
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For you information I have beat every woman I have arm wrestled
except Jenny McCarthy. That includes my co-star on V.I.P.,
Natalie Raitano.
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As far as being more athletic you never could match this
athletic body:
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I could always out run you (who would rather watch run on the
beach, you or me?), out jump you, out swim you, and out fight
you. So if you want a rivalry and want to test your MMA skills
agains me then I am ready anytime, anyplace.
--Sweet but tough Pam.
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Raccoon Date: July 17, 2014, 10:02 am
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Alexandra looked shocked at the screen, what was this about? She
read the entire message and looked at the images that Pam
Anderson had posted.
"Oh my god," she thought, "How…? I've… never told anybody." She
read the message one more time. There was some…a lot of truth in
what Pam wrote. On Baywatch she had always felt a bit like an
outsider amidst all the buxom (usually) blonde babes. Not that
she would ever admit it to anyone, but she had at times felt a
bit intimidated standing in front of some of her cast mates,
like Pam…Gena ...and even Yasmine. She knew she hadn't been the
most popular babe; she knew that few considered her beautiful or
sexy. But she had gained strength from the knowledge that she
was the number one athlete on the entire cast, the only female
cast member that actually was a believable lifeguard.
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She began typing: Dear Pam
You think I look like a boy? Is it because I prefer a short
haircut? Is it my small boobs? Or is it because I'm not girlie
girl, a dizzy bleached blonde bimbo?
She laughed out loud when she thought of something. Grinning she
continued to write:
Or…could it be that you imagine I'm a boy so that you can better
explain your attraction for me?
Well, I'm proud to be tomboy! I like my short hair - I look
stunning with long hair, but I'm even cuter with short hair! I'm
proud of my chest; I'm proud of my double A's! At least they are
natural! And oh, did you forget that your natural boobs, before
the enhancements, were mere A-cups? And I'm proud of my
athleticism and my muscles! There are internet sites that
worship my muscles! Just admit it that you like my looks! I
remember how you used to stare at me in my swimming suit.
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She stopped typing. Truth was that she had been staring at Pam
whenever she had the opportunity. She had always found the
blonde intriguing. Alexandra looked at the images Pam had
posted. Her eyes were drawn to the bulging bicep and she
imagined what it would feel like… she touched the screen with
her fingers. She shivered. All those years and she had never had
the opportunity to touch that arm! Or measure it. It looked big…
but certainly it was smaller than her own, it had to be! And
Natalie Raitano, she's not just an actress, but a fitness coach.
Alexandra knew someone who had once armwrestled Natalie and she
had said Natalie was unnaturally strong… how could Pam have
defeated her?
We both know I am stronger than you are and in due time
everybody, including your brain-dead fans, will know it as well.
You have beaten everybody in arm wrestling? Well, extraordinary
claims require extraordinary evidence!
Alexandra looked at the Baywatch image – the blonde looked
great…but she had always looked good in the swimming suit.
There was some truth to Pam's claims… while running back and
forth on the beach Alexandra had noticed that she occasionally
had had a hard time to keep up with Pam. She had herself had to
give everything she had to stay abreast, but she had never found
out if that had been Pam's maximum, or had she had some
reserves. And when they had been swimming and diving, something
that was Alexandra's strong suit, she had been surprised at how
strong a swimmer Pam had been. Even her personal floatation
devices hadn't hindered her a bit…
Running has never been my strong suit, as you know. You know
I've had knee surgery twice. But to say that you could always
outrun me is hardly true. And to claim that you could out swim
me…ROFLOL, as they say! I ask you, who has finished the Hawaii
Iron Man and a dozen other triathlons – Pamela or alexandra?
I'm looking forward to fight you in the next Open Fight Night.
And perhaps if our managers can put that Baywatch tournament
together we will once and for all see who the toughest Baywatch
babe is (i.e. Alexandra Paul). And if both events are too far in
the future, I'm sure we can arrange a public armwrestling match.
If your ego can take a humiliating loss, that is.
Love, Alexandra
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: tacokickers Date: July 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
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This stuff gonna end up in a magazine in one form or another?
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Raccoon Date: July 18, 2014, 12:29 am
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Perhaps UMMA Manager can add a new section to the magazine
called Net Discussions or something.
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Raccoon Date: July 18, 2014, 7:06 am
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Girls, girls, girls…I was hoping that I wouldn't need to get
involved in this little squabble of yours… Who cares which one
of you is tougher? Really, who gives a damn? But then Alexandra
made claims that involve me by saying that she's the toughest
Baywatch girl! Really? Did you forget that I beat you to pulp in
the last Open Fight Night? Do I have to humiliate you again?
There's a minimal chance that I'm not the toughest babe, but
you're definitely not it!
So, do not make any other unfounded claims or I will beat the
crap out of you!
Sweeter and Tougher, Carmen
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Pyewacket Date: July 18, 2014, 9:14 am
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Another pip squeak head from and another C.J. Parker wannabe.
Carmen, I'll deal with you later. First I need to set correct a
few lies and half-truths by Alexandra, aka Alex.
I feel a little bit sorry for doing this for her mind is
obviously going. Perhaps the early onset of senility or
dementia. I hate taking advantage of a feeble mind. But I can't
let her statements go unchallenged.
First of all, Alex dear, I also have short hair now and I don't
think anyone would mistake me for a boy. [center][table]
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[/table][/center]And it isn't even your miniscule boobs that
make you boyish. It's that I-frame of yours: no chest or
ribcage, relatively wide waist, and no hips. At least I, Carmen,
and others have curves. But then you can't help what you were
born with, except in the superstructure area.
Yeah, I don't look close to one but I am also a tomboy. Have
always been growing up. I was a bodybuilder in my youth. That's
where my muscles come from. I let them get smaller for awhile
under advice from my agent and publicists but now that I am in
the UMMA I have brought them back. Easy to do if you ever had
muscles. Take a lot at my forearms, not only my biceps!
So there are internet sites that worship your muscles.. That
just proves there are all sorts of fetishes in the world. As for
me staring at you? I think that is called projectionism by
psychologists. (Suggest you see one SOON!) If staring could
burn someone to a crisp I would be burnt toast by now.
[i][color=#ff00ff]For your information my boobs were always
larger than an A-cup. When I first appeared in 'Baywatch' they
were a large B-cup. Just checkout my 'Playboy; centerfold shots.
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I congratulate you for having competed in triathlons. I still
stand by my claim that I can out run and out swim you. Maybe a
little contest is in order.
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Be aware that I have been doing some marathon running myself.
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I would be only too happy to fight you on an open fight night.
Perhaps an open night 'Baywatch' tournament would be good. But
you already lost to that prissy-assed Carmen Electra.
Carmen, don't you think a UMMA Baywatch tournament would be
exciting for the fans? That was a nice Christmas present you
gave Alex. Doubt if she appreciated it. But beating Alex is no
great claim to fame. At least you are woman enough to admit
that. And yeah, arguing over who is the toughest or strongest
is silly when we can prove it in the cage. Are you up for a open
night tournament? Not sure what former 'Baywatch' stars are in
the UMMA. Yasmine Bleeth and Nicole Eggert seem to chicken to
join or no one wants them. Just as well because it would be
embarrassing for you to lose to soft Yasmine and little Eggert.
Yes, Nicole is even shorter than you are. Gena Lee is here. She
is a big one but looks on the soft side to me. I'm not afraid of
her but most likely she would KO you and destroy Alex even
worse. To be honest the one I am concerned about is Traci
Bingham. She has proven more than a worthy opponent. I know I
am stronger than her but she has beaten me twice. It just goes
to show that winning in the UMMA isn't only about strength.
So how about it managers? Any of you out there want to sign up
Nicole Eggert, Yasmine Bleeth, or any other es-Baywatch honeys
that strike your fancy? Don't forget the original Baywatch Babe,
Shawn Weatherly!
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Raccoon Date: July 18, 2014, 9:49 am
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Well I'm here, but I'm not sure I'm into this kind of juvenile
bragging. Besides, everybody knows that the really tough girls
were on Baywatch Hawai'i.
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Oh and I've heard that Raccoon has been talking with Kelly
Packard and Stacy Kamano… don't know how the negotiations went.
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And what's all this talk about short hair? I've had a short
hairdo too, the only difference is that I at least looked good
in it. And if anybody dares to call me a 'boy' I will paddle her
ass with this like ther's no tomorrow!
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Pyewacket Date: July 18, 2014, 10:17 am
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After I rub on a little sun screen:
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I will raise the flag to indicate the tournament should begin!
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Re: PGG & Pamela Anderson
By: Raccoon Date: July 18, 2014, 10:49 am
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Alexandra was fuming! Why was everybody belittling her? Her
hands were shaking as she typed:
In response to Pam: Wide waist? Hah! If the fighter stats are
correct, your soft midsection is wider than mine! I don't even
believe those numbers…your waist seem more like 28-30 inches to
me, soft and puffy. And my bodytype is called 'inverted
triangle' with wide shoulders and slender waist and hips, i.e
and swimmers body…an athletes body!
I don't even have the heart to say what people mistake you for…
You a bodybuilder? Oh, please! What are you going to come up
with next? That you’re an Olympic level gymnast? Or was it
boxer? But a FACT is that I was portraying a bodybuilder in a
REAL movie!
A thread about me on just one messageboard has over 100 000
views! And that's not the only one. So to Hell with you!
Oh right, even more lies! Before your appearance in that quality
magazine, when you were 'modelling' your cupsize was A! Then it
miraculously grew to B…and C…and D and DD and then it shrunk to
C…and then it grew again. It's like your boobs are alive, some
sort of "strange silicon based lifeforms".
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minute after start. But tell you what, I will endanger my knee
and I will race you, how about a full triathlon? …I didn't think
so…
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And that fight with Carmen…
Alexandra was so mad that she couldn't continue. As hard as she
tried she could not come up with an explanation why she had lost
Electra. At least Simmone hadn't made any personal attacks.
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