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Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: January 15, 2022, 5:58 pm
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OK, now I'm really pissed off! I travel to Helsinki looking for
the Raccoon lair and do any of the locals know what the hell I'm
talking about? F$ck no! I end up north in a little town called
Backas.
So now I'm in Backass and the town people are telling me in
broken English that "Supikoira" are a pest and need to be
exterminated. Ya ya they say, Raccoon is bad, very bad. I love
the Finnish people. We think alike.
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They take me out in the woods and show me this half dog half
raccoon creature and I'm like, what the f$ck is that hideous
beast. Apparently there are no Raccoons in Finland but there are
"Raccoon Dogs" and they're an invasive species just like the
Raccoons in the UCC. I try and explain to them that I'm looking
for a MMA Stable called Raccoon and again, nobody has ever heard
of them.
So now I'm back in the good old USA and I'm even more pissed
off. I hereby officially challenge ALL of the Raccoon Stable at
Open Fight Night. I'll start off with their worst ranked fighter
Kiira Korpi then take out Amanda Righetti and fight all my way
up to Hanna-Maria Seppälä. Of course Joalin Loukamaa won't have
to fight me but when I take out their entire stable I'm taking
her back!
Get ready Raccoon's because you can't hide in a snowbank
anymore.
Kristen
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: Raccoon Date: January 18, 2022, 3:21 pm
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: January 19, 2022, 3:12 am
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To ALL 22 Raccoons
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This is about how long it will take me to dispose of your entire
stable.
Kristen Stewart
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: Raccoon Date: January 20, 2022, 12:26 pm
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Kristen is so afraid. A little girl making her best to act
tough. She challenges an entire stable, something she knows will
never become reality. She doesn't have the courage to make real
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: January 20, 2022, 8:49 pm
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Last Chance for the Raccoons
The following list has been sent to the Head of the UCC. I'm
awaiting an answer but from what I heard so far, my challenge
has been accepted as a Tournament and it's up the the cowardly
Raccoon's to accept.
Kristen's list of Weaklings
22. Kiira Korpi
21. Amanda Righetti
20. [s]Joalin Loukamaa[/s]
19. Michelle Trachtenberg
18. Alexandra Paul
17. Lyen Wong
16. Katie Cassidy
15. Kate Middleton
14. Laura Lepistö
13. Angie Harmon
12. Missy Peregrym
11. Tsianina Joelson
10. Georgina Cassar
09. Melanie Chisolm
08. Jessica Enis
07. Allison Stokke
06. Kristen Kreuk
05. Grace Park
04. Keira Knightley
03. Lacey Chabert
02. Chyler Leigh
01. Hanna-Maria Seppälä
We can do this one of two ways. Either you Raccoon's give your
bench presses a rest and step into the cage and fight me or I'll
have to find you and beat the living sh!t out of every last
Raccoon. Trust me when I say that option A will be less painful.
And btw, The Baroness has found your lair so you can no longer
hide.
The balls is in your court now. That is if you have any.
Kristen
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: Raccoon Date: February 5, 2022, 2:04 pm
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Your challenged has been approved and accepted.
You will be facing the Raccoons one at a time, starting with
the lowest ranked and moving to the highest ranked. You will
only advance if you win; if you lose, its over. There are no
exceptions, you will potentially face all Raccoons and that
includes Joalin Loukaamaa.
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 5, 2022, 11:05 pm
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OK, furries. Prepare yourselves, your time has come. I'm ready
to take on each and every one of you and when I'm dome kicking
all of your butt's, I'm taking over your stable. Those are my
conditions. If any one of you beats me then and I'll leave you
be but when I win, the stable is mine.
I already have big plans and the first one is to redo that
pathetic logo. Vanessa Hudgens and I have already come up with
an Evil Raccoon logo that will be much more fitting once I take
over.
Your carefree days are coming to an end.
Kristen Stewart
New Owner of the Raccoon Stable
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Re: Kristen Stewart takes on ALL Raccoons
By: BadAssBunnies Date: February 13, 2022, 12:46 am
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OK, Raccoons. Your time is up and I'm coming for all of you.
You're really starting to pizs me off and I'm not about to take
it easy on any of you and that includes the clearly brainwashed
Joalin. Hopefully after I beat on her for awhile she'll snap out
of it and come to her senses.
And talk about disrespecting me. You called me "Unhinged Krazy
Kristen" and "Mentally Unstable" and that I rambled on and on
and on… spewing out intelligible and disjointed words and
sentences. Really? I ramble on? Me? I never ramble on about
anything especially when it come to talking about any of you.
And the nerve of only interviewing 5 of your fighters like it
will all be over by then. Guess what? After the 5th fight I'll
only be getting warmed up. I'm sick of doing interviews and
talking about Raccoons. The fights start tomorrow night so get
your beauty sleep because it may be the last time you'll be able
to look at yourself in the mirror.
Kristen Stewart
The New Owner of the Raccoon Stable
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