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       #Post#: 4619--------------------------------------------------
       Kristen Stewart Speaks Out
       By: BadAssBunnies Date: October 7, 2021, 12:31 pm
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       [font=verdana]I'd like to clear the air on somethings that have
       been written about me in the current addition of TKO magazine.
       First off I was rather upset that newly signed Badass Barbie
       Megan Fox did an interview with Chyler Leigh. When I confronted
       her in the shower she swore that she had nothing to do with any
       of this derisory article and that [/font][font=verdana]April
       O'Neil [/font][font=verdana]was a cheap imitation of her and
       that she would never be caught dead interviewing anyone from
       Raccoon. I had to agree with Megan and we decided that April was
       probably one of Raccoon's clones similar to the Lacey Chabert's
       that were running around a few years back.[/font]
       That being said, this so called rudimentary clone of Megan
       interviewed a character called Evil Leigh”. OK, there is no
       doubt that this is Chyler dressed up in some punk outfit but she
       does look menacing. I think this is all an act and that there
       was so much pressure on Chyler after she declined to wrestle me
       that she had to come up with something to save face in front of
       her Stable. Could you imagine Kylie Jenner, Kate Upton, Terri
       Hatcher, Jennifer Connelly, or Bella Hadid ever backing down
       from a challenge? Of course not, that's why they are leaders and
       Chyler is, well she's a coward.
       None of us are sure who the Pigeon is. All we know is that it is
       obsessed with finding dirt in UCC especially the Badass Barbies.
       Is it a former member who is out for revenge or is it the
       creation of Raccoon? All we know is that it's claims are
       speculative at best and mostly rumors and hearsay. There is no
       doubt that it is entertaining to read but some of the claims
       like Vanessa Hudgens being in a coven is preposterous. Sure,
       Vanessa dresses up like a witch and dances in the moonlight on
       occasion but she's not a witch. OK, maybe that's a bad example.
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       [font=verdana]The video of Cara [/font][font=verdana]Delavigne
       and me working out was slightly enhanced. Of course we've got
       bigger and better defined muscles than 99% of the wimps in the
       UCC but someone must have be watching too many Hans and Franz
       Pump You Up videos and maybe did a slight bit of retouching.
       Rest assured that I'm not the most jacked up fighter in the UCC
       but my muscles are far superior to Chyler's and I won't have any
       trouble muscling that weakling around the pit.[/font]
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       Chyler's attempt to intimidate me has failed and after some
       careful deliberation I will be Oil Wrestling her in Las Vegas.
       And Chyler, you can bring your whip and any other sex toy you
       desire but none of them will change the outcome. I hope you
       don't forget that I'm the real Badass.
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       Kristen
       #Post#: 4710--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Kristen Stewart Speaks Out
       By: BadAssBunnies Date: January 13, 2022, 11:44 am
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       I'm done with Raccoon's f%cking up my wonderful life and it's
       time to put an end to those rabies infected vermin. I keep
       beating them down but they won't stop and now I'm going to have
       to teach them one final lesson.
       First they come looking for a fight and guess what, 3 of them
       leave beaten with their furry tails tucked between their legs.
       And then I beat them in a boxing match and also have to take out
       their stable leader afterwards.
       If that's not enough big boss Chyler Leigh turns into this
       incarnation of a 80's punk queen and goes around flexing her
       muscles saying she's going to perform all of these evil sadistic
       acts on me.
       Guess what, I also beat the sh!t out of her but do they stop? Do
       they finally learn their lesson that Kristen Stewart is better
       than their whole useless stable? F$ck no, they steal my personal
       slave Joalin Loukamaa and then break into my house for the 2nd
       time and steal "The Shoes". Shoes that I won fair and square
       when I beat weakling Alexandra Paul in an arm wrestling contest.
       Joalin belongs with me and those are my shoes and I'm coming to
       get both of them!
       I'll be there as soon as I fly half way around the world to some
       unforsaken frozen hellhole. Be prepared because I'm going to
       beat every last Raccoon to a bloody pulp then take what's
       rightfully mine
       Kristen
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