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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 22, 2021, 1:53 am
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Hurry up ladies, your time is running out. We currently only
have a few slots open and as soon as they are filled I'll be
booking the event.
Currently, the following matches are booked:
Kylie Jenner (Badass Barbies) vs Ariel Winter and Demi Rose
(Wicked Queens) 2 vs 1 Tag Team Match
Gigi Hadid (Strikeforce) vs Hilary Duff (Awesome Aries)
Bebe Rexha (Amped) vs Jessica Nigri (Queens of Cosplay) Royal
Rumble Revenge Match
Hunter King (The Hot and the Dangerous) vs Joey King
(Strikeforce) Sibling Rivalry Match
Madison Beer (Badass Barbies vs Sydney Sweeney (Wicked Queens)
Stella Maxwell (World of Fight) vs AJ Cook (Awesome Aries)
Natalie Alyn Lind (Wicked Queens) vs Dove Cameron (Badass
Barbies)
McKayla Maroney (Awesome Aries vs Emily Ratajkowski (Hellfire
Girls Club)
The following fighters still have open challenges:
Kristen Stewart (Badass Barbies) challenges Chyler Leigh
(Raccoon) declined - Elisabetta Gregoraci (Karate Divas) or
Belen Rodriguez (Karate Divas)
Lacey Chabert (Raccoon) Open Challenge
Jessica Alba (Haydens Powergirls) Open Challenge
Laura Marano (Awesome Aries) Open Challenge
Brenda Song (Lost Wildcats) Open Challenge
Erin Andrews
Communications Director
Badass Barbies
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 22, 2021, 4:22 am
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Emily Ratajkowski, there is no doubt that you and I will be
fighting each other someday but fortunately for you it won't be
at this event. I'm already committed to teaching Natalie Alyn
Lind a painful lesson for dying her hair blonde and trying to be
me but I'll address that annoying little b!tch at another time.
[font=verdana]Now I could go on and say something about how I'm
going to kick your ass blah blah blah but I'll refrain seeing
that we're probably going to end up being teammates. Kylie put
you down on her wish list and what Kylie wants, Kylie gets so
you might be on the Badass Barbies sooner than you think. It's
not like we could use another Lightweight but whatever, you'd be
a decent addition I guess.[/font]
Good luck against McKayla Maroney. She's one of those losers
from the Awesome Aries so I hope you humiliate her so bad that
she doesn't make her debut.
And here is some friendly advice. You really have to screen your
help a little more closely or you'll end up with another perv
rubbing oil on your sexy ass. Please be more careful next time.
See you on the Barbies, Em
Dovey
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: awesome aries Date: September 22, 2021, 5:28 am
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Miranda Cosgrove from the Lost Wildcats stable is making a
personal challenge to Laura Marano. Lets see who is better in
the oil.
As for Mckayla's match with Emily. This is not something
personal. she just wants some experience and who knows she has
some power that might surprise eveyone especially Emily
Lost Wildcats stable leader Katharine McPhee
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 23, 2021, 1:44 pm
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Ashley Benson, Cara Delavigne, Dove Cameron and myself were on a
mission from PETA to free some caged animals when I opened the
cage door and out came this gargantuan barnyard animal. Cara
immediately took out her phone after Ashley screamed and Dove
almost had an accident.
We watched in amazement as this hideous creature pranced around
the barnyard when suddenly it let out a couple of bellowing
clucks then to our disbelief the name "Chyler" came out of its
beak. We couldn't believe what we were witnessing. None of us
where sure what it was trying to tell us but after a couple more
"Chyler's" it was apparent that it was trying to tell us that
Chyler Leigh and not this behemoutb bird was the biggest chicken
in the world. That's pretty fitting I guess. Even the poor caged
animals know of Chyler Leigh legendary cowardice but hey, at
least it's not me.
Kristen Stewart
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: awesome aries Date: September 23, 2021, 6:33 pm
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Miranda Cosgrove
Of course Laura will accept your challenge. It will be a good
challenge to wrestle you in the oil
Laura Marano
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: Raccoon Date: September 26, 2021, 9:12 am
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(Background to these can be found in the next TKO.)
Today in the news: Raccoon fighter Alexandra Paul has challenged
stablemate Lacey Chabert into and oil-wrestling match. This is
what Chabert had to say: "Since UMMA Alex and I have had this
friendly rivalry and we have fought each other several times. It
started when Alex challenged me in OFN… I think she picked me as
her opponent as she thought I was small enough for her to beat;
she thought wrongly and she lost. But she didn't give up and
continued to challenge me again and again. I think the score is
something like four or five wins for me and one for Alex. We
haven't fought in a while because I realized that Alex would
have to improve a lot for the fights to be more even. Thanks to
training with Zendaya Alexandra believes that she is ready to
fight me again. She just called me and challenged me!
Oil-wrestling? Never done that before, but why not? I accepted."
* * *
In other news… Jessica Alba has challenged stable leader and
owner Hayden Panettiere into an oil-wrestling fight for the
leadership of the stable. According to rumors there has been
discontent within the stable and not all fighters are happy with
Panettiere's leadership. Panettiere's reply was as follows: "I
accept. And to make it worth my time …and more fun, you can
bring your slut Biel with you – I'll fight you both."
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 26, 2021, 4:56 pm
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[font=verdana]Chyler Leigh,[/font]
I know you are afraid to meet me in the oil pit and I really
don't blame you because I'm a better wrestler and obviously a
lot stronger than you. If you do have a change of heart then
I'll be ready. Hell, I might even take it easy on you and spot
you a pin or two.
You brought up my sexuality claiming that my urges are out of
control and that I have fantasies about other women. Well,
Chyler. I'm here to tell you that I'm comfortable with who I am
and have no issues being with other women. You on the other hand
need to come to grips with your own sexuality. You'll feel a lot
better if you come out and be who you are supposed to be instead
of hiding behind a mask and passively aggressively taking it out
on others especially us lesbians. Trust me, you'll feel like a
huge weight has been lifted off your shoulders and you won't end
up being that cranky old cat lady who hates the world. If you
need help coming out I'm here to help. Of course that's after I
beat your ass around the pit.
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international lesbian day.:
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You say that you're too good for some girl on girl oil wrestling
action and that you feel it's demeaning yet you let your stable
participate. Demeaning is getting into a Hot Tube with Marilyn
Manson. Can you imagine the diseases floating around in there,
YUK!
I think the real issue is that YOU are the one who is afraid of
not being able to control yours own desires when I take control
and helplessly pin you on your back? I really hope you change
your mind because it appears that Belen and Elisabetta over at
the Karate Diva's are also a couple of cowards.
Suck it up, Buttercup and let's do this. Remember it's for
charity and the pain of losing does go away. I can't wait to get
my hands on you,
Kristen
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: BadAssBunnies Date: October 2, 2021, 9:06 pm
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I can't sit by and not get into the stable war between the
Badass Barbies and The Wicked Queens. I hereby challenge Caylee
Cowan to wrestle me in the oil and to make it a little more
interesting, let's do it naked. What you say, Caylee. Care to
rubs some titties in the oil?
Bella Thorne
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: Vitezislav Date: October 3, 2021, 2:12 am
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You are on Bella, my girls will have no problems crushing your
small tits and smother you out.
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Re: Oil Wrestling Challenges
By: BadAssBunnies Date: October 3, 2021, 10:41 am
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Welcome UCC Fans. The highly anticipated Oil Wrestling Event is
close to being finalized. So far we have a total of 13 fights.
Kylie Jenner will open the event when she takes on Ariel Winters
and Demi Rose from the Wicked Queens. The event will end with
the leadership of Hayden's Powergirls on the line when Hayden
Panettiere looks to defend her role as stable leader when she
gets in the pit and takes on Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. The
11 fights in between will all be highly contested. Bella Thorne
will shed her clothes and take on Wicked Queen Caylee Cowan in
the first fully naked match in the UCC. In an inter-stable bout,
Alexandra Paul will look to build on her round 2 Baywatch Beach
Battle victory when she looks to get some revenge against Lacey
Chabert. Joey and Hunter King will get in the pit to see who is
the top sister. Evil Chyler Leigh has accepted Buff Kristen
Stewart's challenge and Bebe Rexha will look for some redemption
against Jessica Nigri after losing out in the finals of the
Royal Rumble. Dove Cameron will take on Natalie Alyn Lind to see
who is trying to copy the other's style.
There are still a few challenges open. Any UCC fighter who wants
some slippery action feel free to make a call out and see if you
will have your hands raised or you'll be lying on your back
humiliated. This includes new and old stables. The event will
start shortly so hurry up and make your challenges.
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1 Kylie Jenner - Badass Barbies vs Ariel Winters and Demi Rose
- Wicked Queens (2 on 1 Tag Team Match)
2 Miranda Cosgrove - Lost Wildcats vs Laura Marano - Awesome
Aries
3 Stella Maxwell - World of Fight vs AJ Cook - Awesome Aries
4 Lacey Chabert – Raccoon vs Alexandra Paul - Raccoon
5 Bebe Rexha - Amped vs Jessica Nigri - Queens of Cosplay
(Royal Rumble Redo)
6 Madison Beer - Badass Barbies vs Sydney Sweeney - Wicked
Queens
7 Joey King – Strikeforce vs Hunter King - Hot and the
Dangerous (Sisterly Rivalry)
8 Caylee Cowan - Wicked Queens vs Bella Thorne - Badass
Barbies (Fully ****)
9 Emily Ratajkowski - Hellfire Girls Club vs McKayla Maroney -
Awesome Aries
10 Dove Cameron - Badass Barbies vs Natalie Alyn Lind - Wicked
Queens (Top Blonde)
11 Gigi Hadid – Strikeforce vs Hilary Duff - Awesome Aries
12 Kristen Stewart - Badass Barbies vs Chyler Leigh - Raccoon
13 Hayden Panettiere - Hayden's Powergirls vs Jessica Alba with
Jessica Biel - Hayden's Powergirls (Power Grab Match)
Erin Andrews
Communications Director
Badass Barbies
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