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Jessica Nigri's Lingerie Declaration!
By: The Queens of Cosplay Date: June 5, 2021, 12:37 am
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"So, I'm going to get right to the point here. I'm...not doing
so well, compared to my other team members. I'm three matches
into my UCC career and I've eaten two losses not. After running
my mouth so hard, that's uh...not good, hah. It's not good at
all. My best bae Yaya is two-and-one, and my badass partner
Nadya is on a three match winning spree right now, on top of her
big win at the recent Sin City Slugfest event."
"But that's okay! That's fine! I've got a big chance to make up
some wins soon! The Fourth Tournament Series is coming up soon,
and I'm slotted into the Lingerie category for the heavyweight
division. That's great. That's perfect for me. A chance to get
some more wins under my belt and show off how good I look in a
nice set of lingerie? I couldn't have asked for a better
opportunity!"
"Now, I won't lie. I'm like...the second least experienced
fighter in this bracket, and there's some serious competition
here with me. Valerie van der Graaf is a **** beast, and like,
half the bracket is made up of experienced girls from
Strikeforce. Bianca Kmiec and Kim K-Dash are monsters in the
ring, too, and I'm not going to forget about Iggy Azalea and and
that undefeated streak she's been on for her last few matches."
"But you know what? I'm not worried. My inexperience gives me an
advantage the rest of you don't have. You don't know what all I
can do yet. You don't know what kind of tricks I have up my
sleeve. I've got plenty of matches and footage to study from the
rest of you fine ladies, but as far as I'm concerned? I'm an
unknown quantity that none of you are prepared for. And, y'know,
I'm kiiind of desperate to pick up some wins here for my team,
haha."
"My point is, I'm coming into this tournament hot. I'm coming in
to win, and I'm going to use every trick and every idea I have
to pull out a win. I'm feisty. I'm clever. And I'm going to tear
my way through this tournament like a bat out of hell."
"Watch your backs, ladies. Jessica Nigri is comin' to kick ass!"
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