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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 4, 2021, 11:30 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III[/font]
[font=agency fb]Day 2 Fight 5 - Chloe Moretz vs Sofia
Richie[/font]
[font=agency fb]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/QsnUEO7.jpg[/font]
Joe Rogan: Ladies and Gentlemen we are back here live in Las
Vegas and we are about to see another great bout this one
between Chloe Moretz and Sofia Richie. I am joined again by
Iron Mike Tyson and the one and only Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Guys what do you think about this one.
Iron Mike: I cant wait, if I Understand right this is going to
be a bikini top trophy match and I cant wait to see which one of
these girls loses their tops.
The Rock: Good job Mike but I think that this will be bigger
than just a trophy match. These two have some sort of score to
settle and it should be a good contest.
Iron Mike: Yeah but the winner gets to pull off the losers
top.
Joe: Guys this is just going to be a big time battle between
two girls from rival stables that have been feuding for a couple
of years and we are going to witness a pretty intense battle.
Lets get the combatants out here and see if we can get to the
bottom of this. First off we have Chloe Moretz.
Chloe looking nearly perfect in her thick robe joined the three
who looked her up and down.
Joe: Chloe you have been fairly quiet lately but you have found
a bit of success in the UCC. How are you feeling going up
against a girl from one of your most despised stables the Badass
Barbies.
Chloe: Does it look like I am worried. Sofia might be a tough
girl but she has nothing for me. I will beat her slowly so that
I can enjoy each and every moment and then I will take her
bikini top.
Iron Mike: Can we get a look Chloe, I mean you look incredible
but can we get a peek.
Chloe starts to open up her robe but stops and gives a big
smile,
Chloe: Not yet boys it’s a surprise.
At that point Sofia rushes out also dressed in a robe and gets
right in Chloe’s face.
Sofia: Just who do you think you are Chloe, Maybe I will just
yank your robe open and take your bikini top before we even step
in the ring.
Chloe: (still smiling) Just try it and you might get your own
top yanked off right here and now.
Joe: Ladies just calm down and wait for the right time.
Both girls sit down but Sofia is still glaring bullets at Chloe.
Joe: Sofia you do realize who you are facing here, Chloe might
be one of the toughest fighters here in the UCC. She can be
mine as a snake.
Sofia: She doesn’t scare me and she shouldn’t worry you that I
won’t beat her senseless.
Chloe: (still smiling) Why don’t you talk to some girls who
have thought the same like Dove Cameron and Julianne Hough and
Olivia Holt. They have all tried me and suffered the
consequences, you will be no different.
The two get to their feet and suddenly exchange shoves before
Dwayne and Iron Mike grab them and get them separated. A small
scratch has already appeared on Chloe’s face and upon seeing
blood swore that this was not over and she walked away angrily
still holding her robe around her shoulders. Sofia jerked away
from Iron Mike and swore that she was going to beat Chloe until
she cried for mercy. Joe was still speechless and let the girls
head back to their respective locker rooms.
The Rock: Well I guess that was quite interesting,
Joe: Well I guess we need to get this thing started and hope
that they have cooled down before they step into the ring,
otherwise this will be a bloodbath. I see Bruce Buffer stepping
into the ring so lets get this going.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen and fans, its that time
again for 10 rounds of boxing so all I have to say is Letssssss
getttt readyyyyyyyy to rumbleeeeeeeeee. First off in the blue
corner, hailing from the Badass Barbies stable standing 5 feet 6
inches tall and weighing 128 pounds here she is Sofiaaaa
Richieeeee.
Sofia looking composed and calmed enters the ring and calmly
struts around the ring before slowly pulling off her robe
revealing a sparkly blue bikini.
Bruce: And in the red corner from the Lost Wildcats stable
standing 5 feet 4 inches and weighing 128 pounds here she is
Chloeeeeee Moretzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chloe likewise calmly enters the ring and pulls off her robe to
reveal her white with stars and striped bikini and dances around
the ring flaunting her attractive frame.
Bruce Buffer: Your referee for this match is Cindy Crawford.
Cindy signals the girls to the center of the ring and gives them
some last minute instructions before telling them to bump gloves
and come out boxing. Sofia gave Chloe a shove and Cindy has to
step between the two to ward off problems. Both girls return to
their corners and have their gloves tightened and prepare for
battle. The judges are ready as is Cindy and the bell sounds to
begin the round.
Round 1: Both girls come out and exchange some heavy punches
before Sofia dances back throwing a few jabs. Chloe closes the
distance with some powerful jabs and has Sofia trying to ward
off those punches with little success as Chloe’s punches made
contact. Sofia is already in trouble as she falls into the
ropes. Chloe though does not go after Sofia seeming to respect
her opponents ability to fight back. Sofia starts to work her
jab but Chloe easily defends herself and counters Sofia with a
barrage of punches that again send Sofia staggering into the
ropes. This time Chloe moves in and hammers Sofia with hard and
powerful punches to the body. Cindy steps in and pushes Chloe
away and issues Sofia a standing 8 count. The Badass Barbies
stable at ringside were crying some illegal tactics by Chloe who
stood in a neutral corner looking calm and relaxed. The Lost
Wildcats team stood by watching and made sure that none of the
Barbies interfered. Security was tight and made sure nothing
happened but there was a nervous tension as Cindy finished the 8
count and motioned for the fight to continue. Chloe closed the
distance with a couple of jabs that Sofia weakly countered with
her own jabs that kept Chloe at a distance. This went on for
the final 45 seconds of the round and the bell sounded to end
the round. Chloe turned to return to her corner but Sofia hit
Chloe from behind in the back and Cindy had her hands full for a
few seconds trying to keep the two apart. Chloe is in charge of
this bout with a win in the first round of 10-8.
Round 2: Chloe is looking incredibly calm despite Sofia’s
attack and as the bell sounds Sofia charges at Chloe and the two
again engage in a brief Slugfest for about 15 seconds with Sofia
working her longer reach to land a couple of sharp jabs but
Chloe counters and hammers Sofia with some brutal body punches.
Sofia backs away warily and seems confused because Chloe doesn’t
seem to be hurt. Sofia goes another route lunging in aiming for
Chloe’s ribs but is met by a very stiff jab that stops Sofia in
her tracks and she grabs onto Chloe hanging on with a clinch.
Sofia manages to bull Chloe into the ropes but Chloe fights free
landing several punches to Sofia’s body in the process and Sofia
is not happy. The two face off and Chloe lands a hard jab to
Sofia’s forehead that staggers Sofia who falls back into the
ropes and again tries to clinch Chloe who gets caught with a
short punch to her ribs as she moves in and Sofia senses a
chance as she tosses Chloe into the ropes and batters her with
an incredible series of body punches. Chloe fights free of this
landing a couple of heavy punches to Sofia’s body and Chloe
dances away from the ropes. Just as the bell sounds to end the
round Sofia pounds on the ropes frustratedly and Kylie grabs the
attention of the referee as the two go back to their corners.
Kylie is really giving Cindy the first degree claiming that
Chloe is throwing low punches. Cindy crosses the ring and talks
to Chloe’s team giving her a warning but Chloe does not seem
upset and is still just smiling confidently. Chloe wins this
round 10-9 and leads the scorecard 20-17.
Round 3: Sofia is really frustrated and Kylie is trying her
best to calm her down. Chloe is up and ready still with that
confident smile. Sofia tries a new tactic as she dances in
throwing quick jabs but Chloe almost too effortlessly counters
the punches and uses her own jab to keep Sofia at bay. Neither
girl is hurting the other and Sofia is becoming impatient.
Sofia aggressively opens up and starts throwing wild punches but
Chloe picks off the attempts and counters that with some short
hammer like punches to Sofia’s body which is now turning red
from the ferocious impact of Chloe’s punches. Sofia is really
struggling here and Chloe is super confident and in total
control of this bout as she is landing solid punches to Sofia’s
body. Sofia falls back into the ropes where Chloe follows her
in landing hammering punches that cause Cindy to step in and
hand Sofia a standing 8 count. Sofia lunges at Chloe from the 8
count but Chloe stops her with a devastating array of punches
that again stagger Sofia. Before Cindy can step in the bell
sounds to end the round and again Kylie is protesting that Chloe
is using low punches. Cindy isn’t seeing this but warns Chloe
to keep her punches up. Chloe wins this round as well 10-8 and
now leads the scorecard 30-25
Round 4: Sofia looks very weary and struggles to her feet to
meet Chloe. The two slowly circle one another and Chloe is not
moving very aggressively though she knows that she can end this
fight at any time. Sofia back into the ropes and when Chloe
moves in she uses the ropes to clinch Chloe which gives her more
time to catch her breath but Chloe drives more piston like
punches to Sofia’s body and Kylie is crying foul again. Cindy
stops the action to warn Chloe and turns to the judges to take a
point from Chloe and the Wildcats team is crying foul because
Sofia was clinching too much. Cindy also takes a point from
Sofia for that same clinching. Sofia doesn’t wait for Cindy to
give the signal to continue as she attacks Chloe who quickly
ends the fight as she delivered a combination cross to Sofia’s
jaw and a huge uppercut to Sofia’s chin dropping her like a sack
of potatoes. Cindy issues an 8 count but Sofia is not
responding and Cindy ends the bout covering Sofia from Chloe in
case she tried anything. The crowd is stunned at what has just
happened and Kylie leads her team in to gather their beaten
fighter but Chloe and the Wildcats stop this. Kylie looks
questioningly and Chloe motions to her top. Chloe is still
smiling as she steps forward and quickly unstraps Sofia’s top
and pulls it away from Sofia who tries to hold onto her top.
The Barbies team wants to stop Chloe but the Wildcats team has
Chloe’s back as Chloe lifts it high above her head triumphantly.
Joe and The Rock are trying to catch Chloe’s attention while
Iron Mike looks on almost dumbfounded.
Joe: Chloe can we get a word over here. That was a very
impressive show out there. You looked amazing and in total
control from start to finish. Can you give us an idea about
what was on your mind.
By this time Kuuchan has handed Chloe her robe and she obliges
Joe and his request.
Chloe: Thanks Joe, Rock. I knew going in that Sofia is a truly
talented fighter, Just look at her record here in the UCC thus
far. She is that good. When she accepted my challenge I knew
it was not going to be easy. On the other hand, I have been
doing a lot of training and my good friend Ai Miyazato helped me
to talk to Michelle Yeoh who then helped me with my temper. We
trained and talked and Michelle really helped me concentrate on
my fighting. We re not stablemates but Michelle helped me get
through some tough times. If you have followed my career in the
UCC and the old UMMA you know how hard that I fought the Barbies
team and I was overjoyed that one of them accepted my challenge.
The Rock: Chloe I have not seen those matches and fights. But I
have read about them and know that you have been through some
wars with the Barbies. Did that help you in your fight out
there.
Chloe: Not really. I just saw an opponent and I wanted a fight.
That’s why you did not see me go after her every time she hit
me. I gave her every chance to fight me and that is what I
wanted. This last time she hurt me and I just let loose. I
respect Sofia and the next time we fight I may not be able to
hurt her and she may do what I did to her. That is what this is
all about.
Iron Mike: I'm sorry Chloe but you just plain look amazing.
Any fitness tips.
Chloe: Not really Mike, Just take what you are given and take
advantage of every opportunity.
The Rock: I agree with Mike, you have an amazing talent here in
the UCC.
Joe: Chloe thank you for the interview. You can go celebrate
with your team. And again congratulations on this big win for
you.
Iron Mike: Before you go Chloe.
Chloe: Oh okay Mike
Chloe opened her robe to give Mike Rock and Joe one last look at
her incredible physique. She then wrapped the robe back around
her shoulders and with that killer smile, she headed off with
her team.
Joe: Well Mike you got your wish. What do you think about
that.
Mike was speechless
The Rock: Chloe you are magnificent. And we love you.
Joe: Well that’s all for now stay tuned for our next match
featuring Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Connelly.
Written by The Lost Wildcats
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 5, 2021, 7:46 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III[/font]
[font=agency fb]Day 2 Fight 6 - Kristen Stewart vs Jennifer
Connelly[/font]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/qJkMMhh.jpg
[font=arial]Joe Rogan: [/font][font=arial]Hello everyone.
Welcome back to Day 2 of this amazing boxing event. We’ve
witnessed some incredible battles so far, and believe me,
there’s still a hell of a lot more to see. I’ve been hyping
myself up for this next bout. We’re going to witness Kristen
Stewart, who you could say is the most overexposed UCC combatant
at the moment, take on Jennifer Connelly. Jennifer is the leader
of the Hellfire Girls Club and is one of the most--- Wait a
minute! Is that who I think it is?[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd erupts into equal amounts of cheering and
booing as John Cena makes his way towards Rogan.[/font]
[font=arial]John Cena: [/font][font=arial]Hey there, Joe. Mind
if I join you for this one?[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Hell no. Welcome, John. This
is a surprise.[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]When I heard that Jennifer
and Kristen were going to be fighting, I couldn’t just sit at
home on my diamond encrusted chair and watch them in my home
theater. I had to be here.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]I’m impressed that you could
find the time to travel all the way out to Vegas.[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]I’m killing two birds with
one stone, Joe. I've got a dozen Make a Wish kids hanging out
backstage and in my bus. Once I’m done here I’ll sign a few
autographs, kiss a few babies, cure cancer and then pilot my
private chopper back to my ranch.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]My God, John. You really are
a saint among us mere mortals. I have to know, who are you
picking to win this fight?[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]That’s a hard call, Joe.
Kristen is all over the media at the moment. She’s trending on
every platform, but all I’m really seeing is smoke and mirrors.
Tonight she needs to live up to all that attention and take the
fight to Jennifer. If she starts strong, she’ll win.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]What about Jennifer’s
chances?[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]I’m a huge Connelly fan.
She’s an Academy Award winning actress, leader of a successful
MMA stable and when I was a teenage boy I had a huge crush on
her.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]So did I, John. But can she
outbox Kristen?[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]I sure hope so, Joe. Ah,
look. Here comes Kristen now…[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen Stewart makes her way to the ring. She looks
confident and ready to fight, with her hair pulled back in a
ponytail, she wears a short denim skirt and a tight white
t-shirt covered in bold lettering.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Can you read what’s written
on her top, John?[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]I think it says “I am
[/font][font=arial]NOT [/font][font=arial]Moody, Bitchy, Crazy,
Temperamental, Emotional, Volatile, Capricious, or
Closed.”[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]She’s certainly sending a
message tonight.[/font]
[font=arial]There’s a huge pop from the crowd as Jennifer
Connelly walks towards the ring. In tight leather pants and a
designer top, she too looks very confident. As she nears the
ring John Cena stands and applauds.[/font]
[font=arial]The two women enter the ring and stand in their
corners, readying themselves for the match up. Ring announcer
Bruce Buffer takes the microphone.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer: [/font][font=arial]Welcome again
Ladies and Gentlemen to the MGM Grand. This will be a highly
anticipated, 10 round boxing exhibition. Letssss get readyyyy
to rumbleeee. In the corner to my left, fighting out of the
Hellfire Girls Club stable, she stands 5 feet 6 inches talls and
weighs 115 pounds. She is Jennnnnnifer Connnnnnnelly!![/font]
[font=arial]Jennifer raises her fists and smiles. She looks
confident, but as she lowers her gloves she glares across the
ring at Kristen.[/font]
[font=arial]Buffer: [/font][font=arial]And to my right, at 5
foot 5 and tipping the scales at 199 pounds, she hails from Los
Angeles, California, she represents the Badass Barbies….I give
you...Krrrrrisssssten Stewwwwwarttttt!!”[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen sneers at Jennifer, then turns her back on
her and raises her arms. The crowd goes ballistic.[/font]
[font=arial]Buffer: [/font][font=arial]Your referee for this
match is none other than the one, the only….Helen Mirren![/font]
[font=arial]Round One: [/font][font=arial]The bell clangs as
Mirren signals to begin and Jennifer and Kristen step towards
each other. It’s Kristen who makes the first aggressive move,
she keeps her firsts up as she fakes a left jab and then swings
with her right. Jennifer steps away and then to the side,
Kristen follows up, but the shot misses its mark. Kristen
continues her offense, each time finding only air or Jennifer’s
guard. As the round progresses Jennifer switches to offense and
manages to land a few glancing shots at Kristen’s face, but
there is little impact. As the end of the round draws near, the
two women continue to feel each other out, neither one managing
to do anything significant.[/font]
[font=arial]The bell rings and the women retreat to their
corners. The crowd that was cheering is now more subdued, some
are even booing.[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]What the hell was that?
Come on, ladies! Let’s see some action![/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Ten rounds is a long haul
match. Give them a chance, John.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Two: [/font][font=arial]Jennifer and Kristen
again step towards each other, this time Jennifer leads the
offense, but once again the action is slow paced. Both women
offer feel out punches and then clinch, moving around the ring
like they’re slow dancing. Time and again Mirren must step in to
separate them. The quiet booing in the crowd starts to get a
little louder. Midway through the round, both women step away
from each other and glare at each other, but there’s no action
and Mirren indicates for them to engage. The round ends with
only a few decent punches being thrown.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]I’m not really sure I know
what I’m watching here.[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]I can tell you this much
for free, if these two don’t start getting it on soon, this
crowd is going to riot. And not in a good way.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Three: [/font][font=arial]More of the same,
the two women size each other up, throw a few glancing blows,
clinch, separate and repeat. The booing gets louder as Mirren
tries to get them to engage. Just as the bell to end the round
is about to ring, someone in the crowd tosses an empty beer can
into the ring. It’s followed by another and then another.
Suddenly it’s raining empty beer cans.[/font]
[font=arial]With the crowd booing loudly, no one makes an
attempt to clean up the ring as the two women square off for
round four.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Four: [/font][font=arial]Jennifer moves in
once again to feel out Kristen, but this time she stands on a
beer can and stumbles. Kristen sees an opening! She launches
herself at Jennifer and swings with a left hook, Jenn can’t
recover her balance and the punch lands flush with the side of
her face. She falls sideways but tries to stay on her feet,
Kristen swings again, drilling her fist into Jenn’s head. The
booing stops and the crowd falls silent. Again and again as
Jennifer tries to recover Kristen continues to punish her. When
she finally gathers herself, Jennifer’s face is starting to
swell. She dodges a shot from Kristen and tries to turn the
tables. Kristen steps backwards and she stands flush on a beer
can, she falls backwards and lands with a bump on her ass.
Bewildered and sitting on the canvas, Kristen glances up as
Jennifer steps in and punches downward, her gloved fist
ploughing into [/font]Kristen's nose with a sickening crunch.
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]Now we’re getting some
action. All it took was a few dozen beers! Is Stone Cold here
somewhere?[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]I don’t think I’ve even seen
anything like this before![/font]
[font=arial]Round Five: [/font][font=arial]Kristen’s nose
doesn’t look quite right as she starts the round, and Jennifer’s
face is swelling. Her right eye might be closing up. Kristen
crunches her way over beer cans as she stalks Jennifer. The two
women now start going at it with brutal ferocity. Kristen
continues to target Jennifer’s right eye, landing some huge
shots. Jennifer stumbles away and kicks a beer can at Kristen,
the empty can glancing off Kristen’s shin. Jennifer tries
kicking more cans at Kristen, she finds a full beer can and
stomps her foot on it. The can bursts open and sprays beer over
Kristen, as Kristen slips in the beer Jenn steps in and rains
down punches. Catching her across the nose and whipping her head
to one side, blood spraying out from Kristens nose.[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd are now on their feet and cheering for
both fighters. Jennifer recovers in her corner, her right eye
swollen shut. Kristen continues to bleed from her nose, which
might very well be broken.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Six:[/font] “[font=arial]Time for that
lobotomy, Kristen!” Jennifer taunts her opponent as she kicks
beer cans at the Badass Barbie. Kristen responds by blowing her
nose, spraying droplets of snot and blood at Jennifer. “Time for
you to retire you...you...old hag.” Kristen focuses on Jenn’s
right hand side, where her vision is all but gone. Nailing her
older opponent in the side of the head and then low in the ribs.
Jennifer responds by getting in close and firing uppercuts into
Kristens body, shoving her backwards and then slamming her again
across the nose with a right hook. Kristen goes down to one
knee! The referee jumps in and clears some space. Kristen gets
back up, but Jennifer nails her again and she’s back down. This
time on both knees.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]This is all over![/font]
[font=arial]Jennifer pushes Mirren to one side and looks to land
the killer blow, but Kristen thrusts her head forward and
headbutts Jenn right in the groin! There’s a collective groan of
pain from the crowd. Jenn buckles over as Kristen rises up and
catches her under the chin with an uppercut. Jenn’s head flicks
backward and she stumbles back into the ropes.[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]It ain’t over yet,
Rogan![/font]
[font=arial]Mirren recovers and watches Kristen move in to
finish off Jennifer. Kristen kicks a few beer cans out of the
way and swings for the fences. Her fist flies at Jennifer, who
slips against the ropes, and the punch hits nothing but air.
Jenn comes up off the ropes and gut punches Kristen, forcing the
air out of her lungs. She swings with her other fist and catches
Kristen flush on the jaw. The crowd cheers as Kristen tilts
backwards and then falls flat to the canvas, landing on bent and
crushed beer cans.[/font]
[font=arial]Helen Mirren signals for the bell. It’s all over!
Bruce Buffer makes his way back into the ring as Jennifer leans
against the ropes in her corner and Kristen lines prone on the
canvas.[/font]
[font=arial]Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner.
By virtue of knockout out in the sixth round...Jennnnnnifer
Connnnnnnelly![/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]John, have you ever
witnessed such a match?[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]To be honest, I don’t know
what I just witnessed.[/font]
[font=arial]The Badass Barbie medical staff climb into the ring
and try to revive Kristen. One of them slips on some beer, falls
over and rolls under the bottom rope, which sends fits of
laughter through the crowd.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]What’s this now?[/font]
[font=arial]Cara [/font]Delavigne scrabbles into the ring and
goes to Kristen's aid, helping her to stand. Blood trickles down
from Kristens busted nose.
[font=arial]In her corner, Jenn is handed a microphone from none
other than Jennifer Lawrence, who climbs into the boxing ring
and stands beside Jenn.[/font]
[font=arial]Jennifer: [/font][font=arial]Kristen. Honestly, I
have to congratulate you. You fought a brave fight here tonight.
We’re all very impressed. All of us think that you should take
up MMA and boxing full time. It’s true. Oh, it’s very
true.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]What’s going on here?[/font]
[font=arial]Cena[/font][font=arial]: You’re guess is as good as
mine, Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Jennifer walks across the ring towards Kristen and
Cara, with Lawrence walking beside her.[/font]
[font=arial]Jennifer: [/font][font=arial]I say that, because
you’ll never make it as an actor! You can’t act for **** and
you’ll never, ever win one of these![/font]
[font=arial]Both Jennifer’s pull out one of their Academy Awards
from behind their backs and begin pummeling Kristen and Cara
with their statues. Kristen takes a hit to the forehead and
drops like a stone. Cara takes a bashing across her face and
falls on top of her stablemate.[/font]
[font=arial]The two [/font]Jennifer's lift their blooded statues
up high as the crowd cheers.
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]Damn! I gotta get me one of
those awards![/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Like that will ever
happen.[/font]
[font=arial]Cena: [/font][font=arial]F&ck you, Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Written by Hellfire Girls Club
[/font]
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 6, 2021, 10:56 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III[/font]
[font=trebuchet ms]Day 2 Main Event – Hanna-Maria Seppälä vs
Victoria Justice[/font]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/YxND1Zm.jpg
The beer cans were finally cleared out of the ring and the crowd
was brought back under control as the final contestants for Day
2 of Sin City Slugfest III were entering the ring.
Hanna-Maria entered the ring first. She was wearing a white
outfit consisting of a tight top and equally tight leggings with
a black New Balance logo running around the waist. She is
wearing a pair of white New Balance W 1080 V8 running shoes.
Hanna-Maria looks nervous fidgeting around her corner waiting
for Victoria. She does some stretches limbering up her muscular
frame and finally settles down and takes some sips from a water
bottle.
Victoria makes her way into the ring wearing an outfit from her
Fabletics collection. She has picked a pair of shiny black,
skintight leggings and a black top. The word "POWER" is boldly
written in white on her right thigh while her left thigh
displays "JUSTICE". On her feet she's wearing bright,
multicolored Asics Kinsei 4 running shoes contrasting the
otherwise black outfit. She chose these sneakers as a tribute to
Hanna-Maria.
Her supporters are here in force and are fully behind the
Victorious star. She waves to her adoring fans and takes a lap
around the ring showing off her newly toned body. She stands in
front of Hanna-Maria and flexes, her biceps bulging and her
ripped lean abs look rock hard.
Joe Rogan: Welcome everyone to Day 2's Main Event. This match
will feature two women who hold no grudges or have any beefs
with each other. They are fighting it out tonight to see who
will be doing dishes for the next month or so. Joining me
tonight will be a four time WWE International Champion, A former
Navy Seal, and former Governor of Minnesota, and also by the way
one of the nicest celebrities around. Please welcome Jesse, “The
Body” Ventura.
Jesse: It's a pleasure to be here, Joe. Big fan of this
celebrity boxing gig you have here.
Joe: I think it's more than Celebrity Boxing. These women are
highly trained MMA artists who are giving Boxing a shot. The
previous fights have been amazing.
Jesse: What's with all the beer cans?
Joe: The last fight got a little out of hand. I think it's a lot
of pent up emotions from the pandemic. Since Las Vegas has fully
opened we've seen a lot of out of control behavior. It looks
like security has it under control so this fight should proceed
without any distractions.
Jesse: I guess we'll see. So who's fighting next?
Joe: It's the main event featuring Hanna-Maria Seppälä and her
fiancé Victoria Justice.
Jesse: I've never heard of either one of them. Are they any
good?
Joe disapprovingly shakes his head at Jesse.
Joe: Usually my guests come better prepared.
Jesse: Been busy, Joe. Once the fight starts I'll figure it out
right away.
Joe: What are your first impressions of these two fighters?
Jesse: They both look to be in decent shape. It looks like the
bigger one . . .
Joe: That would be Hanna-Maria.
Jesse: I think the big butchy one is going to knock the little
one out with the first punch.
Joe: They have fought twice before with Victoria winning the
first fight and Hanna-Maria winning the rematch.
Jesse: Maybe I'm not giving the brunette enough credit. She does
have some pretty decent guns for a little thing.
Joe: And she is an accomplished MMA fighter. In fact she's one
of the top Featherweights. Victoria is a lot stronger than she
looks, she once beat the crap out of John Cena!
Jesse: And now you've got my attention.
Joe: Trust me, this will be entertaining. Hanna-Maria is a world
class athlete and as you can see
Victoria has been spending a lot of time in the gym lately.
Jesse: OK, you changed my mind. 50 bucks on the little brunette.
Joe: The last I saw the line was even. OK, Michael C. Williams
looks ready
Michael C. Williams: Sin City Slugfest III is set for 10-3
minute rounds of Boxing in the squared circle. Introducing first
from the Blue Corner. She stands at 5'6” tall and weighs in at
120 lbs. Fighting out of the Hellfire Girls Club stable in
London, England. Please welcome . . . Victoriaaaa . . .
Jusssssssticcccccccce!
Victoria swings her hips from side to side then takes a step
forward. She waves to her adoring fans and blows them kisses.
Again, she flexes her impressive biceps and then gives each of
them a smack of her lips. She gives Hanna-Maria a warm smile
then turns to Peyton List who rinses out her mouth guard and
places it in her mouth.
[font=verdana]Michael C. Williams:[/font]And across the ring her
adversary fighting out of the Red Corner, from the Raccoon
Stable in the Land of Ice and Snow. She stands at 5'9” tall and
weighs in at 150 lbs. Introducing Hanna . . . Mariaaaaaaa . . .
Sepp . . . . .älääääääääääääää!
Hanna-Mafia looks like this is the last place on earth she wants
to be. She looks over at Victoria who gives her a flirtatious
wink. She doesn't hear her fans that are encouraging her but
finally turns and gives them a wave. Alexandra Paul is in her
corner tonight as well as Lacey Chabert.
[font=verdana]Michael C. Williams:[/font]Our referee tonight is
Hayden Panettiere.
Jesse: 150 pounds. I changed my mind again.
Hayden brings the fighters to the center of the ring and goes
over the rules. Victoria goes right up to Hanna-Maria and pulls
open the Velcro on Hanna-Maria's left glove. She pulls it tight
then straps it back on.
Joe: I don't think I've ever seen anything like that.
Round 1: They touch gloves and both eye each other up. It's
Victoria who lands the first shot, a stiff jab to the right
cheek. Hanna-Maria shrugs it off and they square up. Victoria is
light on her feet bouncing on her toes moving in to score then
backing out. Hanna-Maria seems content to let Victoria dictate
the tempo and has her right hand held tightly to her chin while
her left protects her flank. Hanna is throwing out punches but
they have little on them as she is content to feel Victoria out,
Victoria is scoring points but she too seems to be holding back.
The crowd is getting unsettled and a few stand and raise their
beer cans over their heads. Mid round and little if any offense
is on display from these two toned competitors. Victoria steps
in the pocket and pelts Hanna's sides with a couple of crosses
to the ribs forcing Hanna to clinch up. The two hold each other
tight and Hayden sticks her arm between them and forcefully
pushes them apart. She gives them both a warning and tells them
to fight. The last minute see's Victoria using her speed
snapping the jab through Hanna's guard. Hanna's cheeks are red
and starting to show some swelling but other than a few marks
neither fighter is hurt. The bell clangs and the crowd lets them
know it. Despite the lack of offense Victoria take an early 10-9
lead.
Joe: That was a snoozefest.
Jesse: I thought you said that this was going to be
entertaining. My 92 years old Grandma could land more punches
than these two. I think they enjoyed hugging more than hitting.
Are they getting paid for this?
Joe: They'll pick it up. I think both were a little tentative. I
can't blame them. If I was fighting my significant other I may
be a little gun shy myself.
Jesse: That all depends, Joe. I know a lot of wives who wouldn't
hold anything back if they got a chance to punch their husbands
in the ring.
Round 2: After a very confusing pep talk from Lacey, Hanna-Maria
is off her stool with a little more confidence. Victoria is out
and now she is in fight mode as her jabs are crisp and she is
finding her range. Hanna-Maria's elbows are tucked in tight to
her sides and her right glove is touching her cheek while she
throws out the jab with her left. Very traditional stuff but so
far it's effective and is stopping Victoria from scoring like
she did in the previous round. Victoria is now getting a little
frustrated unable to penetrate the blondes stellar defenses.
Victoria feint a left then throws an overhand right but the wild
shot was telegraphed and Hanna-Maria leans back and counters
with a left hook catching Victoria on the button and down she
goes. Hayden motions a shocked Hanna-Maria to a neutral corner
and picks up the count at 4. Victoria rolls onto her hands and
knees at 6, waits a few seconds and makes her feet before
getting counted out. Hayden holds up 3 fingers and Victoria
doesn't seem to be amused. She brings them together and they
circle each other pawing out some feelers but pretty much hold
back until the round ends. With the big knockdown Hanna-Maria
takes a 19-18 lead.
Joe: That was a little better. Hanna-Maria has a cannon of a
right hand.
Jesse: The little brunette got a little cocky. She's lucky she
didn't get knocked out.
Round 3: Victoria has recovered and is back to stepping in then
bouncing back out. Hanna-Maria is stoic, standing firm her guard
up tight waiting for her chances and it come in the opening
seconds. An errant left jab is swatted away and Hanna-Maria
unloads a left to the ribs, a right to the belly and Victoria
bends forward right into an uppercut that lands flush in her
face. Her head snaps back and the her gum shield falls out on
her chest. Her knees give out and she spirals into the canvas.
Hayden sends Hanna-Maria to a neutral corner and stands over
Victoria who is moaning in agony trying to reach out for her
mouth guard. The count gets to 6 before she figures out that she
has to get up, A quick shake to clear her head and she reaches
out and pulls herself up the ropes. Hayden is holding up 2
fingers this time but Victoria swats them away. Hayden is not
amused and walks over to the scorers table and takes 1 point
away from Victoria. Hanna-Maria looks relieved and she's the one
who takes in a deep breath. They meet in the middle and Victoria
is gun shy. She's staying out of range and her jabs that were
once scoring points aren't coming close. The round ends and
Hanna-Maria stops on her way to her corner and puts her hand on
Victoria's shoulder. Victoria pushes her hand away and bumps the
statuesque blondes shoulder as she head to her stool. With the
knock down and the point deduction Hanna-Maria wins the round
10-7 and takes a commanding 29-25 lead.
Jesse: Looks like the honeymoon is over, Joe.
Joe: Another brutal knock down by Hanna-Maria. Victoria is going
to have to stay out of range. If she gets caught out again she's
probably not getting up. She did show me a lot of guts when she
pulled herself back up.
Round 4: Peyton List is busy fanning Victoria who looks a bit
disheveled. She took three incredible punches and managed to get
back to her feet. I feat few other Featherweights could have
done. If she thought this was going to be a romp in the park
with her sweetie she was wrong. Her ribs and stomach are bruised
and it hurts to talk. She's up and Peyton gives her a few last
second instructions which boil down to not getting hit. The bell
rings and Hanna-Maria is still holding back that right, keeping
it cocked waiting for Victoria to get into range. Victoria, at
Peyton List's request, is now in a southpaw stance and now her
right jab is flashing in Hanna's face. It almost seems like
Hanna put her shoes on the wrong feet as she awkwardly moves
about the center of the ring. Victoria feints a left hook and
unloads 4 lightning quick jabs that land on Hanna's face. She
skips back a step and raises her guard and here comes Tori. She
hammers home two left hooks to the ribs and a right cross to the
abs leaving Hanna gasping for air, A right uppercut splits
Hanna-Maria's guard and she is on wobbly knees. Hayden steps in
and give Hanna a standing 8 count. Satisfied that she can
continue she brings them both back to the center of the ring.
With a minute left it's all Victoria who is at least a step
ahead of Hanna who just can't get out of her own way. She steps
forward and her legs tangle up and she falls forward but Hayden
is on it and correctly calls it a slip. The final seconds see
Victoria land a one-two and now there's blood trickling out of
Hanna-Maria's nose. The bell can't come soon enough for Hanna as
she doesn't even make eye contact and bumps shoulders with
Victoria on her way to her stool. It was a whitewash for
Victoria and she's gotten herself right back into this fight but
she still trails 38-37.
Jesse: It's like cutting down an oak tree with a hatchet, Joe.
If the little brunette keeps chopping away at the body the big
blonde is going timber.
Joe: I'm pretty sure Hanna was sitting back loading up that
right but when Victoria came out a lefty it threw her off. She's
going to have to adjust or she's going to be picked apart.
Jesse: You know that little brunette is a good boxer. She can
throw down and she's got nice feet.
Joe: Maybe she can try out for the Barbies.
Jesse: Barbies? What the hell do plastic dolls have to do with
boxing?
Joe: You said she had nice feet and I thought of the Barbies
last TKO . . . Never mind.
Round 5: Lacey reties Hanna's shoes but that's not going to help
her one bit as Victoria is beating her to the punch and her
assault on her core is taking it's toll and Hanna-Maria is
laboring. She gives up on trying to match Victoria and goes back
to a traditional stance but still looks like she running in
water as Victoria is picking her spots and is now getting her
toned body into them. 1 minute in and Hayden steps in and it's
another standing 8 for the Finnish Swimmer. Her cheeks are
swelling and there is a mouse under her right eye. Hayden looks
her up and down and brings in Victoria. Tori is back to the in
and out and mixing up her shots. It's been over a round since
Hanna-Maria has touched Victoria and Hayden is telling her to
fight back. Victoria goes back downstairs softening up Hanna's
once hard abs which are now yielding to Victoria's heavy hands.
Lacey Chabert grabs a white towel and is about to throw it in
the ring but it slips through her hands and falls off the ring
apron. The final minute sees Hanna clutching and grabbing doing
her best to tie up Victoria and make it to the bell. Victoria
now has Hanna pinned to the ropes and is pounding away mainly
focusing on abs. Hanna is sinking and her butt is resting on the
middle rope when the bells clangs. Hayden pulls Victoria off and
is about to call the fight when Alexandra and Lacey bump her out
of the way and carry Hanna-Maria back to her corner. Another big
round for the Hellfire Featherweight and she takes the round
10-8 and now leads the scorecard 47-46.
Joe: That was a textbook boxing display from Victoria.
Jesse: Like I said, Joe. Victoria is the better fighter and her
boxing skills will prevail in the end.
Joe: You never said anything like that, Jesse.
Hayden is in Hanna-Maria's corner and there is some serious
debate on whether Hanna can continue. Lacey is trying to end the
fight while Alexandra thinks Hanna has some more left in her. In
the end Hayden sides with Alexandra. Nobody manages to get
Hanna-Maria's input but she is on her feet and ready to go.
Round 6: Victoria looks over at her Hanski and asks her if she
wants to continue. Hanna-Maria nods and smacks her gloves
together. They bump gloves then surprise all in attendance when
they stand toe to toe and start wailing away with wild
haymakers. Hanna connects with a right cross to the jaw and
Victoria returns fire with a hook to the lips. Hanna-Maria lands
a thudding hook to the ribs and Victoria lets out a yelp and
takes a knee. She closes her eyes and sucks down a few short
breaths. Hayden gets to 7 and Victoria is on her feet. She puts
up with Hayden being in her face and puts her guard up. They go
right back to it and Victoria is switching it up and Hanna-Maria
is losing the guessing game. Shots are landing flush on her face
and she's taking open shots to the body. Hanna is wobbling left
and right and her guard is so low that her face is wide open.
Victoria steps back and swings from the hips her muscular arms
bulging as she launches a massive uppercut right through
Hanna-Maria's guard. The powerful strike literally lifts Hanna
right off her feet sending her flying back into the ropes. Hanna
collapses in a heap and is out before she hits the canvas for
good. Victoria rushes in to her fiancé's aid but Hayden grabs
her by the shoulder and tries to pull her away, Victoria stands
up and clocks Hayden with a right cross knocking her clean out.
Victoria lifts Hanna-Maria's head and pats her cheeks until she
finally opens her cloudy eyes. She whispers I'm sorry then
plants a warm kiss on Hanna's swollen cheek. Michael C. Williams
gets into the ring with mic in hand.
[font=verdana]Michael C. Williams:[/font] Tonight's main event
ends at 1 minute and 17 seconds of the 6[sup]th[/sup] round by
way of Knock out due to an uppercut. Your winner from the Blue
Corner. Victoriaaaaaaaa . . . Jus . . .. ticccce!
Michael raises Victoria's hand and her and Hanna share a warm
hug when all of a sudden Hayden storms over and takes the mic
out of Michael C. Williams. hand.
Hayden: We have a reversal. Victoria Justice is disqualified and
the winner is Hanna-Maria Seppälä!
Victoria goes over and takes another swing at Hayden but
Hanna-Maria wraps her arms around Victoria and lifts her off her
feet. Hayden reaches over and violently b!tch slaps Victoria
across the face leaving deep red finger marks on her cheeks.
Victoria is squirming around doing her best to break free but
Hanna-Maria isn't about to let go. Hayden storms out of the ring
and Hanna-Maria finally loosens her bearhug.
Joe: So what did you think, Jesse. Once they got started they
really put on a show.
Jesse: I'm hooked, Joe. There is a day 3, right?
Joe: Right around the corner.
Joe makes his way into the ring as Hanna-Maria and Victoria are
posing for pictures.
Joe: That ended up being a really exciting fight. Victoria, how
were you able to pick yourself up off the canvas not once but
two times?
Victoria: Hanski can hit. I knew that and tried my best to keep
out of range. She only has to clip you and can knock you clean
out.
Hanna-Maria: You're too kind Tori. I couldn't keep up with her
and she's a lot stronger than she looks.
Hanna reaches over and gives Victoria's bicep a firm squeeze.
Victoria: Stronger than you, Hanski?
Hanna-Maria: Not yet, love.
Joe: She did hit you pretty hard and her body assault was the
difference in the fight. Are you going to be OK?
Victoria pats Hanna on the stomach eliciting a small cough.
Hanna-Maria: Nothings broken so I should be fine.
Joe: What happened after you knocked Hanna out?
Victoria: I saw Hayden standing over Hanna and I knew she was
hurt. Hayden didn't need to be counting her out. She just wanted
to get her moment. She always been that way, starving for
attention. I wanted to see if she was OK and she put her hands
on me. Big mistake.
Hanna-Maria: I guess I missed that. What happened?
Joe: Victoria knocked Hayden out.
Hanna-Maria: You did? Because of me?
Victoria: Nobody is getting between us, Especially Hayden.
Joe: In Hayden's defense, she did an excellent job and called a
very fair fight. She was just doing her job.
Victoria: Whatever. I really could care less about her.
Joe: So you don't feel you should be disqualified for knocking
out a referee
Victoria: I guess when you put it that way. Everyone knows that
I won the fight.
Hanna-Maria: But not on paper. Right, Tori.
Hanna-Maria gives Victoria a smile and raises her hand above her
head.
Joe: Your winner, Hanna-Maria Seppälä!
Written by the Badass Barbies
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: Raccoon Date: June 7, 2021, 12:29 pm
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Wow! Kristen has really bulked up... 199 pounds! ;D
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 25, 2021, 10:11 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III – Day 3 – Fight 1
Hayley Orrantia vs Anya Chalotra[/font]
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Joe Rogan: Fans of the UCC welcome back to Las Vegas and the
Sin City Slugfest where the boxing action continues. We have
seen some tough bouts thus far including the sisters brawl
between Laura and Vanessa Marano at the main event of day 1 and
ended with a wild main event of day 2 between Hanna Maria
Seppälä and Victoria Justice. We are now set for Day 3 and hope
that the wild and physical action continues and we will start
that action with a bout between Hayley Orrantia and Anya
Chalotra. This should be a good fight though we have seen
neither of these girls box so we will have to watch and enjoy.
We do know however that both girls are great competitors and
both want to win. That being said lets meet my partner for this
match, Chuck Norris. Chuck, how have you been and how do you
think the action has been thus far.[/font]
Chuck Norris: Well Joe, the action has been super thus far, I
mean we started this competition on day 1 with some great grudge
matches that were a lot of fun to watch and day one ended with
Laura and Vanessa going at it about as hard as I have ever seen.
Laura looked very impressive in that match That was without a
doubt my favorite fight so far in this tourney and I have seen
them all. Anyway tonight we start with Hayley Orrantia and Anya
Chalotra. I don’t know much about either of these girls but I
do understand that there is some bad feelings between these two
that precepted this bout.
Joe: I agree Chuck. Lets bring out Anya and see what she has
to say.
Anya Chalotra joins Joe and Chuck at ringside.
Joe: Anya lets start by introducing yourself.
Anya Chalotra: Hi Joe and Chuck I am big fans of you both. For
starts I am from England and I have struggled thus far in the
UCC. When I challenged my opponent I was just looking for an
opponent to try my luck at boxing. We are both newcomers here
in the UCC but I have a few more matches under my belt.
Chuck: We have heard that there may be some bad blood between
you two what is that all about.
Anya: In this business you have to be confident in yourself and
some words were exchanged between myself and Hayley so don’t
think much of what you have heard about bad blood. I think that
we are both competitors and we both want to be as good as we can
be so I guess that we will just see what happens.
Joe: Well Anya if I am a judge of talent here in the UCC, You
seem to be an up and comer who may just be a lot better than you
seem. I can’t wait to see how you box.
Anya: Thanks Joe. I look forward to a long career here in the
UCC.
Joe: You are most welcome Anya. Lets now bring out your
opponent, Hayley Orrantia.
Hayley now joins the others at ringside.
Joe: Hayley, welcome to Sin City Slugfest 3. How are you
feeling.
Hayley Orrantia: I feel good Joe, Looking forward to showing
the UCC what I can do.
Chuck: If I am not mistaken Hayley, this is not being backed by
the UCC but they do watch what happens here. Do you feel
confident in your training and ability in the boxing ring.
Hayley: To tell the truth Chuck. I have been working out the the
Marano sisters. I also have some great teammates who are here
for me and will cheer me to victory.
Anya: Victory will not be yours Hayley. I think we both know
who will be the better boxer tonight.
Hayley: No one asked your opinion Anya. I will bet you easily
Both girls get to their feet and get right in one another’s
faces. After a few tense seconds, Hayley shoves Anya.
Hayley: get out of my face Anya. Don’t make this personal.
Anya: You will regret that Hayley. You just made this personal.
Joe and Chuck step between the two and security rushes in to
avoid a situation and sends the two girls off to get ready to
box.
Chuck: Well Joe I think we may have gotten this started. This
may get interesting.
Joe: I think you are right Chuck. This will be a good fight. I
see our buddy Michael Buffer in the ring lets join him and get
this going.
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman and fans of ladies combat.
Are you readyyyy to rummmbbbllllleeeeeeeee. First here in the
red corner from the Queens of Pain stable standing 5 feet 6
inches and weighing 115 pounds lets welcome Anyaaa
Chalotraaaaaaa.
Anya confidently enters the ring and glares challengingly at
Hayley while throwing some shadow punches.
Michael Buffer: and in the blue corner from the Awesome Aries
stable standing 5 feet 4 inches and weighing 117 pounds lets
welcome Hayleeeyyyyyy Orrrrrantttiaaaaaaa.
Hayley enters the ring and is almost instantly confronted by
Anya who is eager to start pummeling Hayley. The referee
quickly moves in to keep the two separated and sends both to
their corners.
Michael: Your referee for this bout is Kathy Ireland.
Michael quickly exits the ring and Kathy calls the girls to the
center of the ring warning both to keep control of their tempers
and not get excited. She then goes over the rules and tells the
girls to bump gloves and come out at the bell to box. Hayley
and Anya bump gloves and head to their corners to have their
gloves tightened and a last taste of water.
Round 1: The bell sounds and Kathy gives the signal to box.
Anya charges in and starts throwing punches with little regard
for Hayley’s ability to counter her. Anya batters Hayley with
short jabs and followed that with some hard body punches that
had Hayley searching for a counter. Hayley did her best to
cover up and try to work a stiff jab that did the job and kept
Anya at a distance from Hayley’s powerful jabs. Anya keeps the
pressure on dancing around Hayley and driving in with some quick
punches when Hayley was off balance. Anya caught Hayley with a
couple of hard Kidney punches that hurt Hayley who then fell
against the ropes and Anya took advantage hammering Hayley with
a brutal series of punches and Hayley dropped to her knees.
Kathy moved in and delivered a standing 8 count and allowed the
match to continue. Anya instantly moves in and continues to
batter Hayley with sharp jabs and solid hooks into Hayley’s
body. Hayley falls back into the ropes and Anya traps her into
a corner but Hayley pulls Anya into a clinch and twists Anya
into the ropes. Hayley does a bit of damage when she
unintentionally lands an accidental elbow to the side of Anya’s
head causing Kathy to break the two and give Hayley a warning
that further incidents would cost her points. Kathy motioned
for the bout to continue and Anya moves in throwing wild
punches. Hayley misses a hook that wraps around Anya who
continues punishing Hayley with heavy punches to the body. The
bell sounds and Kathy has to separate the two to get them to
their corners. Kathy goes to the judges and talks for several
seconds before the judges post the score for the round.
Everyone is stunned when the score shows 9-7 in favor of Anya.
Joe Rogan: Wow that was brutal maybe we can get an explanation
for that score from Kathy.
Kathy Ireland: I have warned both girls from the start and it
looks like that just didn’t seem to click in so I took points
from both girls. Anya for not breaking when the bell sounded
and Hayley for her elbows and for excessive clinching. The
judges did the rest.
Joe: Thanks Kathy.
[font=verdana]Round 2: [/font][font=verdana]The bell sounds for
round 2 and Anya moves in throwing more heavy punches. Again
Hayley misses a hook that wraps the back of Anya’s neck and the
two fall into the ropes. Anya is hammering Hayley and things do
not look good for the Awesome Aries fighter. Hayley covers up
and tries to clinch Anya who fights free from that clinch with
some heavy body blows. Hayley is trying her best to fight off
the ropes and using the ropes to hold her up. Then Hayley lands
a looping left hook that stuns Anya who backs away quickly
shaking some cobwebs from her head. Hayley shakes her own head
trying to regain her senses but Anya moves in with more powerful
jabs to Hayley’s head. Hayley somehow manages to counter some
of those jabs and seems to be regaining some of her strength.
Anya though is still in control and punishing Hayley’s body with
her jab setting up hooks. When the bell sounds to end the round
Anya angrily shoves Hayley into the ropes and slams a few
punches into Hayley’s body until Kathy steps in and pushes Anya
back to her corner. Seeing Hayley stagger back to her corner,
Kathy again joins the judges who then score the round 9-8 in
favor of Anya. Scorecard stands at 18-15 for Anya[/font]
Joe: How is Hayley still standing. Its only round 2 and she has
taken an absolute beating from Anya.
Chuck: I don’t Know Joe. This is fun to watch but I am feeling
for Hayley. Anya is dominating this bout.
Round 3: Before the bell sounds Kathy has gone to Anya’s corner
and is giving her a stern warning to quit her after the bell
antics or continue losing points. Anya flips her the bird and
Kathy glares at her hoping that Hayley starts fighting better.
The bell sounds and Anya continues to punish Hayley setting up
powerful hooks with her stinging jabs. Hayley covers up but Anya
lands punches at will and seems to be taunting Hayley with hard
jabs and backing Hayley into the ropes where she lands a series
of stiff jabs and sets up with a powerful uppercut that hurts
Hayley and she nearly goes down but Anya keeps striking and
landing punches and is not allowing Hayley to go down. Anya hits
Hayley a second time with an uppercut and Hayley slumps to the
mats. Kathy pushes Anya away but Anya wants to continue to beat
on Hayley. Finally Kathy pushes Anya to her corner and has the
judges deduct a point from Anya all before giving Hayley a
standing 8 count. Hayley is back on her feet by the 8 count but
looks a bit wobbly. Kathy allows the match to continue and
Hayley leans in and lands a left hook that staggers Anya. Anya
staggers back a couple of steps and Hayley follows her into the
ropes where the two clinch up trying to catch their breath.
Anya has been hurt and Hayley needs to capitalize but Hayley
cannot finish what she started as the bell sounds and once again
Anya shoves Hayley who stumbles and falls to her backside.
Luckily the round has ended and no 8 count needed but again
Kathy takes another point from Anya and the judges score the
round 8-7 in favor of Anya who leads the scorecard 26-22.
Round 4: Hayley is on her feet as the bell sounds and Anya
charges in and the two exchange jabs looking to open up with the
advantage. Hayley looks to have gained a second wind and is
starting to land some good jabs and is actually backing Anya up.
Anya strikes back landing a couple of jabs but Hayley counters
with a series of punches to Anya’s body causing her to fall back
against the ropes. Hayley is cautious and continues to poke
jabs into Anya and is starting to rattle the Queen of Pains
fighter. Anya is not done yet landing a copy more body punches
and she charges into Hayley with a brutal series of punches but
Hayley easily picks them off as she steps back dancing away from
Anya. The action has slowed for Anya who is now throwing wild
punches which are countered by Hayley who hurts Anya with short
jabs. Anya is losing her concentration and is getting really
frustrated. Hayley continues to land her jabs and is looking to
really unload on Anya who is working hard to regain her
composure. The bell sounds to end the round but Anya’s
frustration is overwhelming as she drives into Hayley nearly
tackling her through the ropes and Kathy again has to separate
the two fighters issuing stern warnings to calm down. After
sitting down briefly both girls are back on their feet ready for
round 5. The judges score this round 10-9 in favor Hayley.
Scorecard reads 35-32 still [font=verdana]with Anya in
command.[/font]
Round 5: As soon as the bell sounds Anya rushes in and starts to
pummel Hayley who backpedals and nails Anya with a vicious
straight punch to the forehead that staggers Anya who now falls
back into the ropes. Hayley sensing blood drives in with a ton
of punches and is driving Anya backwards. Anya tries to dance
away but Hayley follows her and delivers a right cross that
sends Anya into one of the corners. Anya somehow hits Hayley
with a staggering jab but Hayley is not hurt and continues to
land punch after punch and Anya is hurt. Anya pushes her way
out of the corner but Hayley sets her up with a stiff punch to
the chest followed by a powerful uppercut that staggers Anya.
Anya sinks to her knees and Kathy steps in to issue a standing 8
count. Kathy examines Anya’s eyes and allows the bout to
continue. Hayley moves in looking to end the bout but Anya
stands her ground and falls back into the ropes. Hayley being
careful is not going to fall for Anya’s antics as she jabs Anya
and keeps her backed in the ropes. Anya is looking to clinch
Hayley and gets her arms locked around Hayley and quickly
maneuvers Hayley into the ropes. Hayley is caught in a bad
situation as Anya delivers a couple of punishing clinch punches
before Kathy separates the two and issues a warning to Anya for
clinching. The round is nearly over and Anya has caught a break
as Hayley has not been aggressive to end the fight when she
could. Anya moves in and catches Hayley with a short jab and
Hayley backpedals just as the bell sounds to end the round and
Anya is still coming at Hayley. The two land a few punches
before Kathy again manages to separate the two and is really fed
up with the way this fight is going. Kathy talks to the judges
and the judges score the round 9-8 for Hayley who is drawing
closer on the scorecard 43-41.
Round 6: Both girls are drenched in sweat but are back on their
feet as the bell sounds to begin the 6[sup]th[/sup] round. Both
girls come out as the previous round ended throwing punches
which overall are ineffective but Hayley gets in a very stiff
jab that staggers Anya and that is the beginning of the end as
Hayley unloads some real haymakers as Anya staggers into the
ropes and Hayley follows her with some body punches followed by
a right cross jaw causing Kathy to step in and issue a standing
8 count. Anya is breathing heavily as Kathy finishes the 8
count but has her gloves lifted and Kathy allows the bout to
continue. Hayley wastes no time as she moves in with a body
punch that doubles Anya up and Hayley makes her pay with a huge
uppercut that puts Anya on her back. Kathy moves in and raises
her arms ending this bout. Michael Buffer enters the ring to
issue the decision.
Michael: Ladies and Gentlemen. At 2 minutes and 30 seconds of
the 6[sup]th[/sup] round, your winner by knockout, Hayleyyyyyyy
Orrrrannnttttiiaaaaaaaaa.
Joe and Chuck enter the ring to get a word from Hayley as Anya
is helped from the ring. Hayley though goes over to make sure
that Anya is okay but Anya wants nothing of this flipping Hayley
the bird and leaving the ring.
Joe: Hayley what was that all about. Did she just give you the
finger.
Hayley: I suppose so Joe. She does not like to lose.
Chuck: Excellent job young lady. You took a lot of punishment
early in this fight up to the 4[sup]th[/sup] round. How are you
still standing.
Hayley: Anya was hurting me the whole fight but she did not have
finish power. She just wanted to hurt me. I can see that now
and I will be feeling it later.
Chuck: You did an amazing job of countering her throughout the
bout. That seemed to help ward off Anya’s power.
Hayley: I did not mean that she doesn’t have power because she
can hurt you like she did early in the bout. She just had one
thing in mind and that was to hurt me. That’s all she wanted.
Joe: Well you did a fine job of showing your boxing skills and
that you are not just a talented UCC fighter.
Hayley: Thanks Joe. I hate to run but my team is waiting for
me
Joe: Congratulations again and continued good luck in the UCC.
As Hayley joins her team, Joe wraps the match.
Joe: Well that was a great start for the day. We hope to see
more just like this. Join us in a few minutes for our next
bout.
by the Awesome Aries
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 25, 2021, 1:04 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III - Day 3 - Fight 2
Marusya Klimova vs Jarah Mariano[/font]
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Joe Rogan: The Sin City Slugfest 3 has been a huge success thus
far with a lot of really good bouts and we are looking forward
to seeing another really good match here in just a few minutes.
I am joined by a good friend Sugar Ray Leonard. Our referee is
already in the ring and talking with the judges and our friend
Bruce Buffer. So lets get introduced to out fighters here in
this match. First off Marusya Klimova from the Queens of Pain
made a challenge to Jade Ewen who for some reason did not
respond to that challenge. So without further ado lets talk to
Marusya.
Marusya joins Joe and Sugar Ray at the table and sits down.
Sugar Ray Leonard: Marusya you are from the Queens of Pain
stable. Is what I read about that stable looking to dish out as
much pain as possible and not focused on winning?
Marusya: Now where would you have heard that? Sure we like to
dish out punishment but we always look to win every match we are
involved in.
Joe: We didn’t mean any offense Marusya, but look at what
happened with your teammate Anya Chalotra against Haylie
Orrantia.
Marusya: I don’t know what Anya was thinking. She fought hard
and had Hayley beaten. After that I do not know what happened
with her. Hayley is a good fighter and should never be taken
lightly. Tonight I am facing a girl that I have never faced and
who seemed to gladly accept an open challenge.
Joe: Speaking of that, you are a newcomer in this organization
and your opponent has a lot of Experience. How do you plan on
boxing with this girl.
Marusya: I don’t know much about her but this is boxing and I
don’t think either of us has ever put on a pair of boxing
gloves. So hey this will be about who is the better boxer.
Sugar Ray: I used to box myself Marusya. It can get pretty
ugly and you can get hurt. Your opponent has ring experience in
the UCC. Can you beat her.
Marusya: Of course Mister Leonard. When I get her in the ring
I will pummel her mercilessly and when I am ready I will knock
her out. She is nothing but a supermodel and she wont know what
hit her. I am done here
Marusya then gets up and walks away but looks back with a
devious smile.
Joe: I am not sure what happened here but lets bring out
Marusya’s opponent. Here she is Jarah Mariano.
Jarah joins them at the table looking cool and confident.
Joe: Jarah it is so good to meet you. You have been in this
sport for awhile and you have a fair record. What prompted you
to accept this bout with Marusya.
Jarah: She issued the challenge and actually called me out. I
was just hoping to be the first to accept her challenge.
Sugar Ray: You are looking in really good shape. Do you think
you can fight with this girl.
Jarah: I can and I will. I am so looking forward to this. I
have been training so I think that I am ready.
Sugar Ray: Boxing is a different sport and it takes a person to
concentrate fully on the task. What happens if she wants to
brawl.
Jarah: Mister Leonard, I wish that I had someone like you to
train me. I respect that you know the sport and that you loved
boxing. Unfortunately I don’t have that luxury but I have done
some extensive work with others who have been involved in the
Sin City Slugfest. I just hope that I can put that training to
use and not get into a brawl with her.
Joe: Well Jarah it looks like we are ready for introductions.
Good luck in there
Sugar Ray: Juke and Jab. Remember that.
Jarah: Thank you Mister Leonard.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen. We are back at it for
another 10 round boxing bout between two really good
competitors. So if you are ready, Lets get ready to
rumbleeeeeeeeeee. First off in the red corner from the Queens
of Pain stable, standing 5 feet 8 inches and weighing 122 pounds
here is Marusyaaaa Klimovaaaaaa.
Marusya climbs into the ring and points in Jarah’s direction and
smiling a very devious looking smile and pounds her fists
together.
Bruce Buffer: and in the blue corner, from the Lost Wildcats
stable, also standing 5 feet 8 inches and weighing 121 pounds,
here is Jarahhhhhh Marianooooooo.
Jarah enters the ring and blows Marusya a kiss which absolutely
infuriates Marusya.
Bruce: Our referee tonight is Sarah Wayne Callies.
Sarah brings the fighters together and lets them know she is not
going to take any illegal tactics and that when she asks them to
break then they need to break and when the bell sounds to end a
round that they need to go to their corners.
Joe: Sugar Ray my friend you know boxing. What do you think
will happen here.
Sugar Ray: Not for sure Joe. Jarah has the experience but
Marusya is scary and this could get pretty ugly.
Joe: Well Sarah has the girls ready so lets get this going.
Round 1: The bell sounds and Sarah motions for the bout to
begin. Jarah and Marusya come together in the center of the
ring and bump gloves and square off. The two begin exchanging
jabs and trying to draw one another off balance. Both girls are
super cautious but Marusya has not lost that very scary looking
smile. Jarah scores first landing a short jab to Marusya’s face
and Marusya responds countering with a lightning quick series of
jabs and finishing off with a powerful hook to Jarah’s ribs.
Sarah quickly steps in warning Marusya to keep her punches up.
Marusya pushes past Sarah and hammers Jarah into the ropes.
Marusya has some long hard punches that are rocking Jarah and
Jarah is in trouble. Marusya has Jarah against the ropes and is
just pummeling her mercilessly. Sarah needs to step in and stop
this but she is hesitant as Jarah lands a couple of jabs that
slow Marusya. Jarah has some blood dripping from her nose and is
really struggling to keep Marusya at bay and is able to do that
with her jab but Marusya is easily countering this with her own
jabs. Jarah is forced to clinch with Marusya and both girls use
short punches to keep Sarah from separating the clinch. Jarah
is able to work some good punches in to Marusya’s body but then
Marusya breaks the clinch shoving Jarah hard in the chest and
then unloading a left cross to the side of Jarah’s head
staggering her. Jarah falls back into the corner and Sarah
steps in and issues a standing 8 count. Before Marusya can
continue, the bell sounds ending the round. Marusya wins the
round 10-8
Round 2: Jarah is breathing heavily in her corner and Koda Kumi
is working on stopping Jarah’s bloody nose. In the other
corner, Marusya is on her feet smiling and waiting for the bell.
Jarah gets to her feet at the sound of the bell and the two
converge in the center of the ring to continue the bout. Jarah
moves in but slowly landing a quick jab that surprises Marusya
and before she can retaliate, Jarah dances away and Marusya
throws a wild punch that misses and Jarah follows that with an
uppercut that sends Marusya into the ropes. Jarah keeps her
distance but has gained some momentum and continues to use her
jab effectively and Marusya is a little frustrated at getting
hit so often. Jarah is looking better with each passing minute
but by the time the bell sounds to end the round, Marusya has
figured out how to counter Jarah’s jabs. Jarah wins the round
10-9 but Marusya still leads 19-18
Round 3: Marusya is in her corner taunting Jarah saying she
wasn’t hurting her and for her to come on and fight her.
Marusya’s corner tries to calm her down and Sarah is warning her
and the bell sounds to begin the third round and Marusya charges
into Jarah trying to catch her off balance. Jarah stands her
ground and lands a couple of jabs that slow Marusya down but
Marusya keeps working her own jab and the two are in a virtual
standoff with neither really hurting the other as they work jabs
to set up something bigger. Jarah lands a couple of jabs and
then follows with a body punch when Marusya hits her with a
short jab. Jarah dances away shaking off some cobwebs and
Marusya senses an opportunity and pummels Jarah into the ropes
with ferocious body punches. Jarah throws a wild left hook that
barely misses and Marusya hammers 5 more body punches into
Jarah. Jarah looks in some trouble but she dances out of danger
landing a nice hook into the side of Marusya’s head. Marusya
steps back and throws another wild punch that Jarah ducks under
and hammers 6 straight punches to Marusya’s ribs. At that point
the bell sounds and saves Marusya from an 8 count. Marusya is
holding her ribs but otherwise looks unhurt. Jarah wins this
round 10-9 and the scorecard is now tied at 28 each.
Round 4: Jarah is still looking weak on her feet but has
regained some of her balance from the first round assault by
Marusya who is still smiling deviously but with a sneer of
anger. When the bell sounds the two meet in the center of the
ring and begin slugging it out. This is not good for Jarah as
Marusya lands some heavy punches to Jarah’s body and Jarah tries
to dance away throwing some stiff jabs. Both girls are giving
their all here and are showing a lot of heart. This is a
terrific battle so far and both girls are determined to keep
this going. Marusya though is still being the aggressor while
Jarah is countering to stay in this bout. Jarah though gets in
a couple of stiff jabs that stun Marusya which gives Jarah more
of a chance to regain her senses as she keeps on the move using
jabs to keep Marusya at a distance. Marusya keeps pressing
forward using jab hook combinations that are doing the damage
and keeping Jarah off balance. Jarah is again in a small bit of
trouble as Marusya again corners Jarah in the ropes and looks to
be trying to set her up with a knockdown punch. Marusya has
Jarah in the ropes but before she can finish Jarah off, the bell
sounds to end the round and saving Jarah. Sarah has to push
Marusya away from Jarah and sends her to her corner with a
glare. Marusya is back in control winning the round 10-8 and
again leading the scorecard 38-36.
Round 5: Jarah is having trouble getting going for this round
but makes it to her feet and tries to make something happen.
Marusya senses this and uses a short jab to stagger Jarah who
drops to her knees and Sarah steps in to issue the mandatory 8
count. Sarah seems reluctant to allow this to continue but
Jarah is giving a brave face and Jarah drives into Marusya using
her short jabs to drive Marusya into the ropes. Marusya seems to
know something and allows Jarah to catch her breath as Jarah
blocks and counters Marusya. Mistake by Marusya for not
finishing this as Jarah lands a hard straight punch to Marusya’s
temple and staggers her. Jarah drives in and lands a series of
punches to Marusya’s head and body and causes Marusya to slip
and fall to the mats. Marusya is furious and scrambles to her
feet but Sarah stops her to issue a mandatory 8 count.
Fortunately for both fighters the final few seconds of the round
tick away and the bell sounds. Marusya wants to fight and her
corner has to jump in the ring to pull her away from Jarah.
Sarah confides with the judges who agree and score the round 9-8
in favor of Marusya. Scorecard now reads 47-44 in favor of
Marusya.
Round 6: Marusya looks like a caged tiger and when the bell
sounds to begin the next round, Marusya does not wait for Jarah
and charges in hammering at Jarah. Jarah gets to her feet but
never makes it out of her corner as Marusya pummels her until
she tumbles to the canvas. Sarah is stopping this bout because
Jarah is hurt.
Sugar Ray: OMG what just happened. The round barely is started
and Jarah is down.
Joe: That was quite an ending. Lets join Bruce in the ring for
the announcement.
Bruce: Ladies and Gentleman at 1 minute of the 6[sup]th[/sup]
round, her is your winner. Marusyaaaa Klimovaaaaa.
Sarah lifts Marusya’s arm in victory but Marusya jerks away and
glares darts at Sarah who quickly steps away from the Queens of
Pain fighter and turns to help check on Jarah.
Joe: Marusya, can we get a word on that win.
Marusya: Just get away from me, Jarah deserves what she got.
She pushed me and I destroyed her. Nothing else needs to be
said.
Marusya shoves the mic away and leaves with Joe and Sugar Ray
speechless.
Sugar Ray: Well Joe I guess we got out word from Marusya. I
hope that Jarah is okay. She is a fun fighter to watch and I
really hated that this has happened to her. Hopefully she will
want a rematch and she will get even with Marusya.
Joe: I don’t know if I would want a rematch, The Queens of Pain
are a violent stable who seem to want to do nothing but hurt
their opponents at any cost.
Sugar Ray: I agree with that Joe but Jarah showed a lot of
heart and we know she has the skill. She will be okay and if she
is able she should get a rematch.
Joe: Could be Sugar Ray but I guess that is all for now. We
will return with the next bout shortly.
Written by the Lost Wildcats
#Post#: 4460--------------------------------------------------
Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 26, 2021, 12:11 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III – Day 3 – Fight 3
Jaclyn Swedberg vs Barbara Palvin[/font]
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[font=arial]Joe Rogan: [/font][font=arial]Once again I find
myself ringside and getting ready to witness another epic bout
of girl on girl boxing action. This has been a remarkable event
and I would personally like to take this time to thank Erin
Andrews for all her hard work. Without her, I’d be sitting at
home doing a jigsaw. This next fight should be interesting and
the stip[/font]ulation--- Hold that thought, folks. You will not
believe who’s joining me for this match!
Pope Francis: Good evening, Joseph. If it’s not inconvenient,
would you mind if I sat with you a while?
Joe: Of course not Holy Father. Please, make yourself
comfortable. I wasn’t aware you were a fight fan?
Pope: I have always had some interest in physical contact
sports. I was in the neighborhood and thought I would drop in
and see how my flock is doing.
Joe: Get the flock outta here!
Pope: That’s a lame joke, Joseph. I will warn you only once, I
have a direct line to the big man and a word or two from me and
you’ll find yourself somewhere you don’t want to be.
Joe: Understood, Your Holiness. Ah, here come our two
competitors. As I was saying earlier, the stipulation for this
match is that the loser will have her face buried in a bowl of
mud. What do you make of that, Most Holy Father?
Pope: “I pulverize them like dust of the earth; I crush them and
trample them like mud in the streets.”, Samuel 22:43.
Joe: Alrighty then. Let’s hope we get to see some pulverizing
and some trampling before we get to the mud. I’ll hand over now
to our ringside announcer, Mr. Bruce Buffer.
Pope: Praise be to the Buffer.
Bruce Buffer: Welcome again Ladies and Gentlemen to the MGM
Grand. The winner of this next match has confirmed that she will
allow her face to be buried in a bowl of mud. Ladies and
Gentlemen, this is your official MUCK match. Making her way to
the ring at this time, standing in at 5 feet, 5 inches and
tipping the scales at 106 pounds. She is one of the founding
members of the Centerfold Angels and is accompanied ringside by
Raquel Pomplun and Victoria Silvstedt. Here
comes….Jaaaaaclynnnnn Sweeeeeedbergggggg.
The crowd erupts as Jaclyn makes her way towards the ring.
Flanked by Raquel and Victoria, Jaclyn is wearing very
inappropriate fight attire. High heels, a pair of briefs and an
open denim jacket with nothing on underneath. As she enters the
ring she poses for the fans, her jacket staying in place,
covering her breasts.
Joe: How is she doing that?
Pope: Perhaps it is divine intervention, Joseph?
Bruce Buffer: And her opponent, fighting out of the Death By
Bikini stable, she hails from Budapest in Hungary. Weighing 121
pounds and standing 5 feet and 8 inches tall, she is accompanied
tonight by Irina Shayk and Ashley Graham. Here
comes...BaaaaarbaaaaaRaaaa Pallllllvin.
The crowd continues to erupt as Barbara, Irina and Ashley slowly
walk towards the ring. Irina and Ashley glare at Raquel and
Victoria as Barbara climbs into the ring. Her fight attire is
appropriate for a member of her stable, a simple leopard print
bikini.
Buffer: Your referee for this match is former first lady,
Michelle Obama.
Round One: Michelle Obama informs both fighters of the rules,
they nod and touch gloves. Both women are very aggressive right
from the opening bell, throwing left and right combinations,
trying to find holes in the other's defense. Nothing is really
getting through, until Jaclyn bounces backwards and then
forwards and catches Barbara in the wrong defensive position.
She lands a straight right hand onto Barbara’s chin and forces
her to back peddle. Midway through the round Jaclyn continues to
mount pressure on Barbara, who after receiving that right hand
blow, seems less comfortable. As the round ends, Jaclyn tags
Barbara with a left cross, a direct hit that almost forces
Barbara down on one knee. Jaclyn easily comes out on top of
round one.
Joe: That’s an impressive opening round by Jaclyn. If she can
keep that pressure on, she’ll walk out of here with a clean
face. What do you think, Holy Father, can Jaclyn win this?
Pope: “And even if I do judge, my judgment is just; for I am not
alone, but the Father who sent me is with me.”, John, 18:16.
Joe: Is that a yes?
Pope: Wait and see, Joseph. Patience is a virtue, is it not?
Round Two: Both fighters begin round two after being attended
too. Jaclyn looks to continue mounting pressure, but Barbara
defends solidly and lands some solid counters. The shots aren’t
enough and again Jaclyn launches an assault, pushing Barbara
back into the ropes and landing shots low and then high. Barbara
tries to cover up, but Jaclyn is too strong and Barbara resorts
to grappling with her. Michelle Obama steps in and separates the
two fighters. The round continues and Jaclyn’s aggressive
tactics pay off as she thumps her opponent. As the round ends,
Barbara is looking uncomfortable, sweating profusely with
bruising coming up on her face, she slumps into her corner.
Jaclyn nods to Raquel and Victoria as she heads to her corner.
Round two clearly belongs to Jaclyn.
Joe: I can’t see Barbara lasting much longer out there. She
looks spent!
Pope: “And the water was spent in the bottle, and she cast the
child under one of the shrubs.”, Genesis, 21:15
Joe: Are you just gonna quote the bible all night, Most Holy
Father?
Pope: You disagree, Joseph?
Joe: I can’t disagree with something I don’t understand, Holy
Father.
Pope: Heh heh. At least you understand that much, my son. Have
some faith in both women.
Round Three: Barbara attempts to keep her distance as Jaclyn
aggressively stalks her. The Centerfold Angel, in control of
this fight, tracks her opponent around the ring and bullies her
towards a corner. Barbara once again is forced to defend as
Jaclyn throws her weight into a jab combination and then a big
uppercut, catching Barbara under her breasts. Barbara slumps
forward and Jaclyn catches her on the side of the face with a
cross. The bikini fighter’s head whips to one side and she falls
to one knee. Michelle Obama steps in and gets between the two
fighters, she starts counting as Barbara stays on one knee. In
one corner, Raquel and Victoria are screaming out for Jaclyn to
finish this. Jaclyn pushes Michelle Obama to one side and looks
to end the fight, she strikes out at Barbara, her first flying
downwards towards Barbara’s head. Somehow Barbara sways away and
the shot misses, she rises up to her feet and throws a Hail Mary
uppercut, it catches Jaclyn flush under her chin. Her head snaps
backwards, sweat flying from her hair and face, she stumbles
away as Barbara regains her feet. But before Barbara can press
any advantage, the referee is between them. She admonishes
Jaclyn for pushing her and deducts a point. The bell rings to
end the round and both women retreat to their corners. Despite
the last few moments, Jaclyn clearly won this round.
Joe: Nice come back from Barbara! But is it enough? Your
opinion, Holy Father?
Pope: This competition is far from over, Joseph. I believe the
next few rounds will be decisive for both women.
Round Four: Both fighters now look exhausted and hurt. The two
women circle each other and then throw down again, this time
however Barbara lands more counters and the round seems more
evenly managed. She strikes out at Jaclyn with more confidence
and lands some serious shots. At the midway point, Jaclyn
manages to block a solid right hand from Barbara and counters
with a jab that lands flush on her opponent's face. Barbara
takes a step backwards and Jaclyn flexes her arms, her denim
jacket no longer secure falls open, exposing her breasts to the
crowd. The crowd goes wild and both Barbara and Michelle Obama
are distracted by the pair of D-cup breasts, Jaclyn doesn’t miss
a beat and attacks with a flurry of punches at Barbara. She
blocks just in time, holding her position and clinching with
Jaclyn. Regaining her composure, Michelle Obama separates the
fighters. Jaclyn shrugs off her jacket and readies herself to
continue in just heels and panties. Barbara manages to shake
things off and keeps her eyes away from Jaclyn’s t!ts, the
remainder of the round is evenly matched, but you would have to
give the round to Barbara.
Joe: You’re Holiness, I must apologize for this--
Pope: She is truly blessed, is she not? Such are the gifts from
our Lord.
Joe: I think her gifts might be from her plastic surgeon.
Pope: Is that a fact?
Joe: I’m no expert, Holy Father.
Pope: I may have to examine her myself at the conclusion of this
event.
Round Five: A na&ed Jaclyn moves in to finish off Barbara as the
round begins. But despite having taken a lot of punishment,
Barbara remains determined to stay in the fight and now it seems
like she has a target to aim at. Barbara keeps moving this
round, avoiding Jaclyn’s offensive, and when she can she finds
some well aimed punches to Jaclyn's bare breasts. Each time she
lands a punch squarely to Jaclyn’s chest, the crowd let out a
collective moan of pain. Barbara ducks and weaves and starts to
build some momentum, landing more and more punches as Jaclyn
seems to tire. As the round draws to an end, it’s obvious that
Barbara still has gas in the tank, while Jaclyn is tiring. With
seconds before the bell, Jaclyn thrashes out with a mighty
punch. Barbara leans away just in time and the glove brushes
past her cheek, she swings for a counter blow and lands a heavy
shot onto Jaclyn’s left ear. The Angel stumbles sideways and
falls over as the bell rings. This round must go in favor of
Barbara.
In their corners, both women are attended to by their
stablemates. But something seems amiss in the Centerfold Angels
corner. Jaclyn is shaking her head and seems to be pushing
Raquel and Victoria away. They seem angry and frustrated with
their fighter. Michelle Obama calls for the girls to start the
sixth round. Jaclyn gets up from her stool and steps towards the
center of the ring, but Raquel reaches out to pull her back.
Jaclyn wants nothing of it and powers forward as Raquel grabs
the waistband of her panties to stop her. The stitching gives
way and Jaclyn stumbles forward, her ripped panties remaining in
Raquel’s hand.
Joe: Holy Sh!t!
Pope: “Let your private parts be exposed! Your genitals will be
on display! I will get revenge; I will not have pity on anyone.”
Isaiah, 47:3
Round Six: Michelle Obama raises her eyebrows as Jaclyn begins
the round buck naked, apart from her heels. Barbara readies
herself, bouncing on the balls of her feet, she may be battered
and bruised, but the Bikini girl still wants to fight. Jaclyn
doesn’t seem too phased at being naked in front of the crowd,
she heads straight towards Barbara and the two duke it out in
the middle of the ring. Sweat pours off their bodies as punches
are thrown and the tiring women struggle to maintain any
defense. Barbara starts to land some decisive blows, a series of
unblocked jabs hammering Jaclyn’s face, who tries to raise her
defense while Barbara goes low with shots to the gut. Jaclyn
gasps for air and Barbara drills the left side of her face
again. Jaclyn staggers and falls backwards onto her butt.
Michelle Obama steps in, but Jaclyn is quick to get back up. The
crowd are on their feet too, but it’s obvious that Jaclyn is in
some real trouble now. Barbara forces her back towards her
corner and Jaclyn fails to block another series of blows. Jaclyn
is backed into her corner where Raquel and Victoria leap onto
the ring apron and appear to be helping her in some way.
Michelle Obama is screaming at Raquel and Victoria to get down
from the ring.
Pope (on his feet): “Instead, you act unjustly and cheat—and you
do this to believers!”, Corinthians, 6:8
Joe: Holy Sh!t, Holy Father!
Round Six Continues: Both Raquel and Victoria stay on the ring
apron, it looks like they are trying to do something to Jaclyn’s
gloves. Michelle Obama is screeching at them to get down.
Barbara has her gloves up, she bounces in the middle of the
ring, waiting. A naked Jaclyn is struggling to get away from her
stablemates. She swings at Victoria and punches her in the nose!
The tall blonde falls off the ring apron. Raquel is screaming at
Jaclyn and pulls on her hair, Jaclyn squeals and swings at
Raquel. She misses and Raquel shoves her hard, then Raquel slips
and falls off the side of the ring. Jaclyn staggers to the
middle of the ring, right into a waiting Barbara Palvin. Barbara
catches her with a solid right hook, then an uppercut and then a
straight right to Jaclyn’s chin. Her head snaps backwards, sweat
flying, she falls backwards and lands on her bare ass. Barbara
steps in to finish her, Jaclyn tries to get up and gets punched
in the head again with a monster of a shot. Michelle Obama jumps
in and separates the fighters, but it’s all over for Jaclyn.
That final punch has turned out the lights for the Angel. KO’ed
she lies prone on the canvas.
Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner. By virtue of
knockout in the sixth round, BaaaaarbaaaaaRaaaa Pallllllvin!
Michelle Obama raises Barbara Palvin's hand in victory. Jaclyn
stays down on the canvas, out cold. Raquel has helped Victoria
to her feet and the two women stay outside the ring, both look
concerned and frustrated. Irina and Ashley climb inside the ring
to celebrate with Barbara.
Pope: Bless you for putting on such a spectacle, Joseph. If you
will excuse me, I must now fulfil my contractual agreement for
the match.
Joe: Holy Father? What are you doing?
His Holy Father leaves ringside and climbs inside the cage, he
lifts Barbara’s other hand up in victory as the crowd go nuts.
The Pope then goes down on one knee and puts his hands on
Jaclyn’s prone body. There is a hush in the arena as he somehow
revives her.
Joe: It’s a miracle!
Pope: Not quite. It is in fact smelling salts. I always carry
some with me. And now, I believe it is time to fulfil the
stipulation of this match. Barbara, congratulations on your
victory, are you ready?
Barbara: I am, Most Holy Father.
Pope: And Jaclyn, are you ready to receive this mucky gift?
Jaclyn: I am.
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Pope: Then hand me the bowl of mud, so that I may bless it and
anoint Jaclyn with it’s muddy mudness.
Ashley and Irina are handed a large bowl of mud from outside the
ring. They carry it over to the Pope and hold it in front of
him. The pontiff puts his hands on Jaclyn and helps her to her
knees. As she kneels in front of him, his Holiness blesses the
mud.
Pope: Sancti Apostoli Petrus et Paulus: de quorum potestate et
auctoritate confidimus, ipsi intercedant pro nobis ad
Dominum.The Pope dabs droplets of mud onto Jaclyn’s forehead.
Pope: Precibus et meritis beatae Mariae semper Virginis, beati
Michaelis Archangeli, beati Ioannis Baptistae et sanctorum
Apostolorum Petri et Pauli et omnium Sanctorum, misereatur
vestri omnipotens Deus; et dimissis omnibus peccatis vestris,
perducat vos Iesus Christus ad vitam æternam.
The arena is silent as the Pope administers his blessing on the
muck.
Pope: Indulgentiam, absolutionem, et remissionem omnium
peccatorum vestrorum, spatium veræ et fructuosae pœnitentiae,
cor semper paenitens, et emendationem vitae, gratiam et
consolationem Sancti Spiritus; et finalem perseverantiam in
bonis operibus tribuat vobis omnipotens et misericors Dominus.
Jaclyn looks up at the Pope as he takes the bowl of mud in both
hands and places it on the canvas in front of her.
Pope: Et benedictio Dei omnipotentis, Patris, et Filii, et
Spiritus Sancti, descendat super vos et maneat semper. Amen.
Everyone, including the crowd: Amen.
The Pope puts both his hands on the back of Jaclyn’s head and
pushes her face down into the large bowl of mud. The mud
overflows onto the ring canvas. He holds her face in the mucky
mud for what seems like minutes, before tangling his fingers in
her hair and hauling her out. On her knees with her face covered
in mud, the mud dripping down onto her naked body, Jaclyn takes
a breath and then spits out a wad of muck.
Pope: You have all been witness to a muddy blessing! Behold the
Queen of Muck, Jaclyn Swedberg!
The crowd goes crazy as the Pope waves to them.
Then a dozen bishops climb into the ring and quickly usher the
Pope away. Seconds later it is like he was never there...
Joe: I guess you just can’t beat that Old-Time Religion.
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 29, 2021, 8:50 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III – Day 3 – Fight
4[/font]
[font=trebuchet ms]Hanna-Maria Seppälä vs Pamela Anderson[/font]
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Welcome back, that was one of the most unbelievable fights I've
ever seen. I can't remember ever seeing the Pope do anything
like that and I have a lot more respect for him right now. And
to be perfectly honest, I can't believe he held Jaclyn's head in
the mud for so long. Simply amazing. In fact, all 3 of the
fights tonight have been memorable. [/font]
In our 4[sup]th[/sup] bout, we are going to see pure strength
and power. Hanna-Maria and Pamela are not only two of the
strongest competitors in the UCC but they are World Class
Athletes. I know Hanna-Maria is an Olympic Swimmer and that
Pamela isn't officially considered an athlete but Pam has always
kept herself in shape and has competed and won triathlons. In
fact many consider her to be even stronger than Hanna.
Joe: Joining me tonight is long time actor and a huge female
fight fan. Welcome, Alec Baldwin.
Alec: Great to be here, Joe. Love to see some good action on the
ring.
Joe: We all know that Hailey and Ireland Baldwin are in the UCC.
Are there any other Baldwin's who we will see making their
debut?
Alec: You're also forgetting about Kim Basinger. She started it
all fighting underground where she was undefeated. As for more
Baldwins, expect to see Aliai, she's Hailey's sister, to make
her debut in the coming months. She's been tearing up the
amateur circuit.
Joe: Hopefully she'll do better than Hailey or Ireland. Combined
they are 4-15.
Alec: They'll get there. They were much better in the UMMA and
need to adjust to the longer bouts.
Joe: The 4[sup]th[/sup] fight will see two of the strongest
fighters in the league. How do you think this fight will play
out.
Alec: I know I'm suppose to be impartial but all Ireland can
talk about is how hard Pamela hits. She said it's gotten to the
point where her teammates at Pyes Gorgeous Grapplers refuse to
spar with her anymore.
Joe: I don't see Hanna-Maria being all that worried with Pamela
especially after watching her in the Swimwear Tournament. She's
really on top of her game right now.
Alec: Don't count Pamela out just yet. She's ready physically
and after watching the press conference, she has a huge mental
edge. We'll see if Hanna-Maria can keep her composure. If she
can't Pamela is going to destroy her.
Joe: This fight is going to be a paddle match where the winner
gets to take a wooden paddle and spank her opponent across the
ass.
Alec: That's why I'm here, Joe. Nothing like seeing a good old
fashioned spanking to settle a dispute.
Joe: I don't know how long that will go on but you can cause a
lot of damage with a canoe paddle. I sure wouldn't want to be on
the receiving end especially with these powerhouses.
Alec: The loser might no be able to sit down for a few weeks.
Joe: OK, Michael Buffer looks ready.
Michael: Ladies and Gentleman here is the 4[sup]th[/sup] bout of
tonight's exciting card. In the red corner, coming all the way
from Helsinki, Finland and fighting out of the Raccoon stable.
She measures 5'9” tall and tips the scales at 150lbs. Welcome
Hanna-Maria Sepppppppppppppppalaaaaa!
Hanna nervously paces back and forth while Victoria Justice and
Alexandra Paul go over last minute instructions.
Michael: And her adversary in the Blue Corner. She comes from
Vancouver, British Columbia and measures in at 5'7” tall and
weighs in at 132 lbs. She is Pamela Annnnnnderrrrrrsonnnnnn!
Pamela is dressed in a form fitting Baywatch swimsuit and is
looking confident as Jessica Simpson puts in her mouth guard and
Michelle Marsh tightens her gloves and readjusts her low cut
top.
Michael: Our referee tonight is Brande Roderick.
Victoria doesn't look all too happy with the referee seeing that
Brande was on Baywatch. Her complaints aren't taken serious and
she is told to go back to her corner.
Brande brings them to the center of the ring and goes over the
rules. She asks them to touch gloves and Hanna puts her hands
out and Pam slams her gloves forward making a loud slapping
sound. Pamela turns to Brande and whispers something then pats
her on the ass as she turns to walk away.
Round 1: Both fighters square up and throw out some feelers but
not much of anything lands for the first 30 or so seconds. Hanna
is growing impatient and steps into the pocket her left jab
snapping about but Pam is on her bike keeping out of range.
After seeing the 3 previous fights, the crowd is quickly growing
impatient egging on the two to engage. Pamela starts getting the
better of the initial exchange forcing Hanna to back away. An
errant right cross from Hanna is quickly countered with a right
hook to the jaw and a solid punch to the gut. Before Hanna can
figure out what just hit her Pam steps forward and lands a
one-two to the face and she clinches up and bullies her bigger
opponent into the Raccoon corner. Hanna takes a few solid body
blows before she can tie up the muscular blonde and get a break.
They're back at it and again it's Pamela who is showing great
footwork and is sticking the jab and following it up to the
body. Hanna has no answers and by the end of the round she has
some swelling under both eyes and her abs are started to redden.
Pam raises her hands and jogs back to her corner easily taking
the round 10-9.
Round 2: Pamela continues where she left off. She is now
working a double left jab following it up with a left hook and a
right cross forcing Hanna-Maria to back away and reset. Pamela
is keeping up the pressure and forces Hanna into the ropes. She
scrubs her shoulder across Hanna's chest and drives home some
solid hooks to the ribs. Pamela straightens Maria up with an
uppercut to the chin then catches her with an elbow just below
the rack. Hanna clutches and grabs Pamela wrapping her arms
around the busty blonde forcing Brande to intervene. A verbal
warning is issued to Hanna for clinching up drawing flack from
the Raccoon corner. Pamela is back to the jab and Hanna is in
retreat backing away almost running from the full figured
Playmate. Pamela rushes forward and steps on Hanna-Maria's left
foot making her stumble into the rope. When she bounces back
Pamela sticks out her foot tripping Hanna-Maria to the canvas.
Victoria starts screaming at Brande claiming that Pam
deliberately stepped on Hanna's toes and it should be a slip.
Hanna is also arguing but her complaints are falling on deaf
ears as Brande finishes the 10 count. With less than a minute
left Pamela looks to end the fight. An wild right cross from
Hanna is countered but a bone-jarring left hook to the ribs
knocking the air from Hanna. Pamela pumps three rights into
Hanna's gut then pierces an uppercut through the guard and Hanna
spirals like a tornado into a twisted heap at Pamela's feet.
Pamela steps over Hanna kicking her in the ribs on her way to a
neutral corner. The round ends and Hanna is saved by the bell.
Victoria runs in helping Hanna to her feet. In a complete
whitewash Pam takes the round 10-7 and leads 20-16.
Victoria shouts for an ice bag and a towel but Alexandra is
frozen in her tracks as she stares across the ring as Jessica
Simpson wipes a light sweat off of Pamela's chest heaving chest.
Victoria: Alex!
Alexandra snaps out of her stupor and hands an ice bag to
Victoria who is feverishly trying to get Hanna back in the
fight. Pamela gets off her stool and shakes her powerful arms
her and turns to her adoring fans and flexes her large perfectly
formed biceps again freezing Alexandra in place. Victoria grabs
Alexandra's arm, spins her around and gives her a loud slap
across the cheek.
Round 3: Pamela is not only toying with Hanna-Maria but she is
starting to make jabs at Hanna's corner. The round starts off
where the 2[sup]nd[/sup] left off with Pamela landing blows and
retreating before any return fire comes her way. It's a
whitewash but Hanna-Maria still has her guard up and looks to
have gotten her legs back but as far as points go she's being
shutout. Finally some hope. Pam misses with a wild overhand
right and Hanna splits her guard with a bone jarring uppercut
making Pamela's knees buckle. A left to the chin and two hooks
to the ribs and all of a sudden Pamela is in big trouble. She's
leaning against the ropes but Hanna is all over her landing
solid hooks to the body and marking up her face with crosses.
Hanna-Maria is unloading heavy shots and Pamela is almost out on
her feet. Brande has seen enough and steps in before Hanna can
deliver a knock out blow. Hanna raises her hands and starts
celebrating but Brande isn't about to call the fight and is
giving Pamela a standing 8 count. Victoria is furious and most
of the paying fans are confused. Pamela shakes her head and at 7
looks like she can go on. Brande gives her a once over steps
over to the ring officials. After some lengthy debate the fight
is back on. With the timely comeback, Hanna has closed the gap
but still trails 29-26.
Alec: I wonder what's going on, Joe?
Joe: Whatever it was it's given Pamela a chance to recover.
Hanna charges in looking to finish her off but Pamela side
steps, sticks out her foot and trips Hanna who falls face first
into the turnbuckles. Brande motions Pamela off and gives Hanna
a moment to collect herself. Officially it's called a slip and
Victoria is beside herself. 1 minute left and Pam is recovered
once again proving the to be the better fighter as she pins
Hanna into the Pye corner and chugs away at the body leaving
Hanna hanging on the ropes and gasping for air as Brande steps
in and starts the 10 count.
Victoria is now jawing at Pam who walks over to the Raccoon
corner and kicks a water bottle that lands flush in Victoria's
face knocking her back until she trips and falls on the cold
concrete. Brande escorts Pam to her corner and gives her a stern
warning then continues the count but the bells clangs ending the
round.
Hanna-Maria looks over and through cloudy eyes see's her
girlfriend sprawled out on the concrete and jumps out of the
rings and cradles her. Pamela is out of her corner and points to
Hanna. She steps back into the ring and blows a kiss towards
Hanna. Again Alexandra loses her composure thinking that the
kiss was intended for her.
Pamela: This is between you and me Seppälä. Keep you little
gerbil out of this or you'll force me to paddle her boney ass.
Hanna is now enraged as she gets off her stool. Alexandra does
her best to get Hanna ready but there isn't much she can do as
Hanna isn't listening to a word she says. The bell sounds and
Hanna is up early and glares across the ring.
Round 4: Hanna is out looking for some payback at heads straight
for Pamela who is ready and drills a right hook into
Hanna-Maria's jaw. Hanna stumbles back but strides forward, her
the sole purpose is to payback the busty Baywatch star for
messing with her girlfriend. Hanna eats a one-two to the jaw and
a nasty hook to the liver and it's enough to put Hanna on her
back side. Pamela raises her fists and starts celebrating as
Hanna-Maria struggles to get to one knee. She takes in a few
deep breaths and gets up at 8. Referee Brande Roderick needs
some convincing but decides to let the fight proceed but
Hanna-Maria will be on a short rope. Victoria is now on her feet
and doing her best to get Hanna back into the fight but the
struggling Olympian is battered and gassed. Pamela steps into
the pocket and starts unloading lefts and rights. Her arms are
chugging away but Hanna is crouched forward her elbows tucked in
tight and most if not all of Pamela punches are being soaked up
by Hanna-Maria's solid guard. Pamela takes a step back and gulps
down a few deep breaths and she back to it. Mid round and
Pamela's ferocious attack is starting to slow and the triathlete
is starting to fade. He punches are slowing and sweat is now
running down her cleavage. Pamela's punches are now wildly
missing and Hanna is able to counter with a left to the gut then
barely misses a haymaker at the bell. The round ends and a
rejuvenated Hanna trots back to her corner while Pamela is bend
over with her hands on her knees. The fights tightens up but
Pamela still has a 38-36 lead.
Jessica Simpson is fanning off Pamela while Michelle is rubbing
ice on the back of her neck. Victoria has Hanna-Maria psyched up
and has her off her stool early.
Round 5: Hanna charges out like she was shot out of a cannon.
She quickly corners Pam and starts working the body. Solid shots
to the ribs and abs has Pamela gurgling and coughing as Hanna
tees off on her fading rival. Brande looks on but is reluctant
to stop the fight. Pamela is taking a beating as Hanna is now
throwing uppercuts into Pamela's rack bouncing her full D's
across her chest. The crowd is on their feet as Pamela is
slumped into the ropes and she is unable to cover up. Pam's face
is an open target but Hanna is more concerned with working over
Pam's body. Pamela's butt is resting on the middle rope and her
left arm is draped over the top leaving her with only one arm to
defend herself. Victoria shout out “Finnish” and Hanna pulls her
left arm back, holds it while her muscles tense, then delivers a
crushing hook to the liver that instantly sends Pamela into
spasms. Brande pulls Hanna away and waves the fight off.
Victoria jumps through the ropes and lifts Hanna off her feet
and spins her around. Jessica Simpson and Michelle Marsh
untangle Pam from the ropes and are trying to revive their
beaten fighter when they are joined by Alexandra who seems more
concerned with Pam then celebrating with her teammate. Michelle
Marsh stands up and drop kicks Alexandra in the chest lifting
her off her feet knocking her to the middle of the ring.
Michael Buffer enters the ring and raises Hanna-Maria's hand.
Joe Rogan steps in to get a word with the winner.
Joe: I'm with your winner Hanna-Maria Seppälä. Amazing comeback.
How in the hell were you able to absorb all of that punishment
and still be able to fight back?
Hanna-Maria: It all come down to conditioning, Joe. Sure, Pamela
is strong and has a lot of muscles but in the end it didn't help
her out.
Joe: It looked like she had you in deep trouble but your defense
was spectacular and Pam just wore herself out. Was that part of
your strategy?
Hanna-Maria: Tori kept telling me to keep my head on straight
and let Pamela punch herself out but to be totally honest, I
wasn't sure that was going to happen. She threw a ton of
punches.
Joe: But by the 4[sup]th[/sup] her punches lost a lot of steam.
When did you feel the fight started turning in your favor.
Hanna-Maria: Definitely by the end of the 4[sup]th[/sup]. We
knew when she had her hands on her knees that she was in
trouble. We weren't about to let her back into the fight.
Joe: You had the opportunity to knock her out but decided to go
back to the body. Were you trying to prove something?
Hanna-Maria: Pamela can take a punch and I knew that a few more
body blows and she would be done.
Alec: How did it affect you when Pamela knocked Victoria out
with a water bottle?
Hanna-Maria: That was the final straw. This fight was between
Pamela and myself and for her to lay a hand on my Tori was
unacceptable. I guess she found out, didn't she.
Joe: Ladies and Gentleman, your winner. Hanna-Maria Seppälä!
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Jessica and Michelle have gotten Pam to her feet and are trying
to escort her to the locker room but Victoria steps in front of
them with the paddle in hand.
Victoria: Where in the hell do you think you're going, Anderson.
We're not done with you yet.
Alec Baldwin grabs the mic from Joe and walks up to Hanna-Maria
Alec: Are we finally going to see some paddle action.
Pamela steps in and interrupts the interview.
Pamela: Bring it on Hanna. You can hit me with that stupid
paddle but trust me, you're not going to hurt me with those weak
ass arms of yours.
Pamela's fans start cheering as Pam bends over at the hip, pulls
her red one-piece up her crack and slaps her firm ass. Come on
and let's see what you got.
Joe, Alec, and Hanna are left dumbfounded as Victoria steps up
and hands over the paddle. Pamela gets down on her hands and
knees and arches her back sticking her round butt cheeks into
the air. The crowd start counting as Hanna takes the paddles and
smacks it across Pamela's tights buns. One, Two, Three, Four.
Hanna takes a step back as Pamela rolls her eyes seemingly
unaffected by the sharp blows. Pamela rotates her hips in a
circular motion and motions Hanna to spank her again.
Hanna takes the paddle, winds up and gets both arms into her
next swing. The paddle lands across Pamela's cheeks with a loud
smack echoing throughout the arena. Hanna grins as she is sure
she that the last one caused some pain but Pamela takes her left
hand and places it over her mouth and fakes a yawn mocking
Hanna.
Pamela: Hey Hanski? Maybe your spaghetti armed little girlfriend
wants to give it a shot.
Victoria grabs the paddle out of Hanna's hand and takes a big
swing but Hanna gets a grip on the handle and stops Victoria.
Hanna-Maria: I got this, Tori.
Hanna-Maria start taking long calculated swings with the paddle
each one connecting solidly on Pamela's buns. After the
5[sup]th[/sup] swing Pamela is starting to grimace as by the
9[sup]th[/sup] swing Pamela has her eyes closed. Hanna-Maria
steps back and takes a look as Pamela's ruby red ass cheeks are
starting to match her swimsuit.
Hanna-Maria: You had enough?
Pamela chokes down a breath and flips Hanna-Maria the bird.
Pamela: Have your fun now because when this is over I'm beating
your ass and coming after that little gerbil of yours. I might
even make her my pet.
Hanna-Maria loses it and starts wildly slapping the paddle into
Pam's ass. The crowd loses count after 10 of 15 blows. Pamela
has her eyes closed and is now laying on the canvas. Victoria
reaches down and gets a grip on Pamela's suit and lifts her up
giving her an atomic wedgie. She looks over to Hanna and gives
her a nod. Hanna takes a step back and lunges at Pamela putting
her full weight behind her home run swing. The paddle lands
squarely on both cheeks and Pamela lets out a loud scream.
Hanna-Maria: Enough?
A defiant Pam again gives Hanna the middle finger. Hanna's arms
bulge and her knuckles turn white as she takes a tight grip on
the paddle. She winds back and lets out a primal scream and
swings the paddle with every last ounce of energy in her
muscular body. The paddle hits Pamela so hard that it breaks in
two the paddle spinning like a Frisbee into the front row.
Pamela can't take it anymore and breaks down and starts balling.
Victoria gives one final tug on her wedgie then releases Pam who
rolls herself up into the fetal position. Victoria can't resist
giving Pamela one last stinging kick in the ass before she goes
over to Hanna and raises her hand. Half of the audience is
cheering for Hanna while Pamela's fans are looking on in
disbelief as their red ass fighter sobs in the middle of the
ring.
Alec can't stop grinning as Joe goes over and raises Hanna's and
Victoria's hands.
Joe: Your winner, Hanna-Maria Seppälä!
Written by the Badass Barbies
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: July 2, 2021, 1:41 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III - Day 3 - Fight [/font]
[font=trebuchet ms]
Kristen Stewart vs Joalin Loukamaa[/font]
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[font=arial]Welcome back. I'm now at a loss for words. First we
have two 2 back and forth fights then we have a totally nak$d
fighter who losses and gets her face buried in a bowl of mud and
to top it off it's done by Pope Francis. Then . . . we see the
loser of a match get her ass spanked so bad the it matches her
cherry red swimsuit. What could be next you ask? Well, we have a
fight in which the loser will become the winners personal slave.
Personal slave? What the hell is this? I guess we'll find out
shortly. [/font]
[font=arial]Joining me tonight will be one of the more
controversial figures of our time. He was once one of the top
athletes of his time winning the Heisman Trophy and being the
first player in the NFL to rush for 2000 yards in a single
season. Please welcome, Oranthal James Simpson better known at
OJ. Welcome OJ.[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: Looking forward to seeing what these ladies can
do. I've been a huge fan since the early UMMA days. In prison,
bootleg copies of the events were worth about 6 cartons of
smokes. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: And where did you get bootleg copies. [/font]
[font=arial]OJ: In prison you never ask where anything came
from.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Who was your favorite fighter?[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: For me it was Danneel Harris but the rest were
divided between Taylor Swift and Keira Knightley. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Would you wager on the fights? [/font]
[font=arial]OJ: Those were sucker bets because someone always
knew who won before we got the tapes. I lost a small fortune in
Prison.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What can you tell me about tonight's
fighters?[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: Kristen is a vet and it would be hard to bet
against her and in the cage. She would win hands down but . . .
this Joalin is quite the athlete and she has a fighters body.
From what I've seen she's got some Karate moves. With a little
training I could see her going a long ways.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: So your money is on Kristen? [/font]
[font=arial]OJ: Not tonight. I got a cool 10 G's on the agile
blonde at -120. If all goes well I be on the course tomorrow
with a nice stack.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Looking for Nicole's killer, right?[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: What, looking for who?[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: On the Golf Course looking for your wife's
killer. After Nicole was brutally murders you pledged to spend
the rest of your life looking for her killer. How is that
going?[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: Nothing yet.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Go figure. I guess they're going to get away
with murder. I see the fighters are in the ring and Micheal
Buffer is ready to make the call.[/font]
[font=arial]Micheal: Welcome one and all to Sin City Slugfest
III brought to you by The Good Hands People at All State
Insurance, Maybeline Eye Liner, and Sani-Hands Disposable Wipes.
Joining us in the ring from the Blue Corner. She stands 5'6”
tall and weighs in at 124 lbs. Fighting out of the Raccoon
corner by way of Helsinki Finland. She is Joalin
Loukkkkkkmaaaaaaaa![/font]
[font=arial]Joalin bounces up and down and does a quick dance
routine while a friend take a TikTok. She smiles and waves to
her fans not looking the slightest bit concerned about her
upcoming fight.[/font]
[font=arial]Michael: And her adversary in the Red corner. She
stands in at 5'6” tall and weights in at 119lbs. Fighting out of
the Badass Barbie Stable in Calabasas, California. She is . . .
Kristen Stewwwwwwwwwwarttt! [/font]
[font=arial]Kristen raises her hands and waves to her fans but
is forcing a smile as she nervously paces in her corner.[/font]
[font=arial]Micheal: Our referee tonight is Mary Lou Retton.
[/font]
[font=arial]Mary Lou brings the fighters together and she is all
business. She goes over the rules and let's them know that she
will not allow and illegal activities. She looks Kristen
straight in the eyes.[/font]
[font=arial]Mary Lou: Do you understand, Kristen?
[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: Why the hell are you picking on me you
little shrimp? She's the one who broke into my house![/font]
[font=arial]Joalin: You need to grow up Kris and let that
go.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen make a lunge for Joalin but Mary Lou grabs
her and forcefully brings her back to her corner. The bell sound
the start of the fight.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: Kristen is out fast working her jab landing
a few punches before Joalin can cover up and uses her quickness
to dodge the follow up crosses that land flush on her cheeks.
Both take a step back and then Kristen steps in the pocket and
feints a left cross then buries a hook into Joalin's eliciting a
yelp from the Finnish Reality Star. Kristen keeps up the
pressure and works the jab backing Joalin into a corner where
she leans in and places her right shoulder under the blondes
chin and starts unloading right hooks into Joalin's ribs.
Joalin's eye open wide as Kristen pounds away at the fit blondes
ribs. Mary Lou steps in and pulls the fighters apart and the
reset in the middle of the ring. Joalin is now back pedaling
almost running away from Kristen who is deliberately stepping
forward trying to cut the ring in half. Kristen stops and looks
at Mary Lou.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: Make her fight me for f$cks sake.[/font]
[font=arial]Mary Lou motions Joalin to engage but she is
skipping back keeping out of range. The crowd is loudly booing
but Joalin has a plan and isn't about to deviate from it. The
final minute sees Kristen taking chances almost lunging at times
but Joalin is happy to stay clear. The round ends and Kristen
stomps her way to her corner while Joalin does another TikTok
dance in front of her sister. Kristen wins the round 10-9 in a
complete snoozefest. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: Kristen keeps up the pressure but Joalin is
keeping her distance and it's clearly getting to Kristen who is
throwing out punches without any success. A light coating of
sweat now covers Kristen's face with some trickling down her
cleavage. Joalin is now feinting making it even harder for
Kristen to find her range but she is still working the lead jab.
Kristen finally stops in her tracks and starts complaining to
Mary Lou who gives Joalin an official warning. Warning or not
Joalin is content to let Kristen stalk her down and by mid round
Kristen stops, wipes the sweat off her forehead and takes in a
few deep breaths. She back to it but she is throwing fewer jabs
and she has lost the bounce in her step. The bell clangs and
Joalin skips to her corner more concerned with filming another
TikTok then fighting Kristen. Kristen wins the round and takes a
20-18 lead. [/font]
[font=arial]Cara Delavigne and Ashley Benson are doing their
best to dry Kristen off and get her ready. She's off her stool
and looks over at Joalin who is performing to her fans with her
best Karate moves.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 3: Kristen charges at Joalin and catches her
off guard. She grabs her by the shoulders and throws her against
the ropes and starts unloading body punches to the ribs and abs.
Joalin reaches out and locks Kristen in a bearhug but Kristen
gets her arms inside and pushes Joalin away. A couple of hooks
to the ribs . Kristen blasts her knocks the air out of Joalin
and she is hurt. Kristen lands a punch to the ear then slips an
uppercut between her guard violently knocking Joalin's head
back. Joalin stumbles to the left then gets caught with a right
cross and her young muscular legs give out and she fall forward
at Kristen's feet. Mary Lou escorts Kristen to a neutral corner
then picks up the count at 4. Joalin leans forward and gets to
her hands and knees then at 8 pushes up in front of Mary Lou. A
quick shake of the gloves and Mary Lou motions Kristen in.
Joalin still looks rattled and she is now almost running away.
Mary Lou puts her hand up and goes to the scorers table and
takes a point away from Joalin. Less than a minute left and
Joalin is on her bike but at least she is throwing out some
jabs. The round end and with the knock down and the point
deduction Kristen takes the round 10-7 and has built a
commanding 30-25 lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 4: Kristen is out looking for a finish and
Joalin looks to have recovered enough to keep backing away. More
of the same with Kristen throwing out punches and Joalin keeping
out of range but this time Joalin is starting to punch back. Not
much is landing but the more Kristen slows down the more chances
Joalin takes and by mid round we have a fight. Kristen is now
fighting off her back foot while Joalin is the fighter pushing
the pace. It appears that Joalin's strategy is starting to pay
off as she is starting to get the better of each exchange and
some blood is visible on Kristen's lower lip and her left cheek
is getting puffy. Joalin is bouncing on her toes while Kristen
is sweating trying to catch her breath. Mid round and Joalin is
getting the better of each exchange and now Kristen has a split
lower lip. They clinch up and Mary Lou put an arm between them
and brings them to the middle. Kristen scowls at Joalin who
shuffles her feet and throws out some phantom jabs. Kristen is
spent but moves into the pocket and drills a right hook into the
ribs eliciting an ouch from Joalin. Another hook lands in the
same spot and Joalin is holding her side and is in retreat
again. Kristen complains to Mary Lou but the round ends and with
the late flurry Kristen increases her lead 40-24.[/font]
[font=arial]Ashley spays cold water in Kristen's face while Cara
towels her off. Joalin sits on her stool with a glaze in her
eyes but gets up and jumps up and down trying to clear her head.
[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Is your money still on Joalin?[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: I just doubled down. Kristen looks spend and I
don't see her lasting much longer.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Kristen has a huge lead. You must have had
pretty good odds on Joalin coming back?[/font]
[font=arial]OJ: I do and I mortgaged the hose on it[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Good luck with that.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 5: Both look like they have already gone 10
rounds but with over half the fight left it's might come down to
who has the better cardio. Kristen is still stalking down Joalin
but she is flat footed while the spring in Joalin's step is
gone. Both step in and start throwing bombs. Joalin snaps
Kristen's head back with a straight right but eats a left to the
temple knocking her off to the side. Kristen ducks a wild
haymaker then drills a harpoon into Joalin's kidneys and she
yelps out in pain. She tries to back away but Kristen is all
over her straightening up the bigger blonde until she is pinned
to the ropes. Joalin brings her elbows in tight to her face and
Kristen wrecks havoc on those rippled 19 year old abs. Kristen
punches away and after the ninth or tenth blow Joalin locks
Kristen in a tight bear hug. Mary Lou steps in and separates the
fighters but not before Kristen shoulders bumps Joalin and lands
a few short bolo punches to the undersides of her breasts.
Joalin is on deep trouble as her body is burning in pain and her
legs have gone away. With over half the round left to go it
looks bleak for the young Raccoon star. Raccoon Stable Leader
Chyler Leigh has made her way to Joalin's corner and looks to be
about to stop the fight. Mary Lou brings them together and
Kristen wades right in and starts digging hooks and crosses into
Joalin's bruised and battered body. She eats a sharp left to the
forehead but fights through it and goes back downstairs and
softens up those once rock hard abs. Joalin's mouth guard is
hanging out of the corner of her mouth when Mary Lou steps in
and gives Joalin a standing 8. Mary Lou watches as Joalin is
still doubled over at 5 and does her best to straighten up but
her body isn't cooperating and Mary Lou Retton waves off the
fight. Joalin fall to her knees cradling her stomach while
Kristen raises her hands and is carried around the ring on
Ashley and Cara's shoulders. [/font]
[font=arial]Micheal Buffer makes his way into the ring and
brings the fighters to the center.[/font]
[font=arial]Micheal: Your winner by way of TKO due to body
punches. From the Red Corner. Kristennnnn
Steeeeeeeeeewart![/font]
[font=arial]Cara goes to the Barbie corner and is handed a dog
collar and a leash from Bella Thorne. Cara hands it over to
Kristen who walks up to Joalin and puts a hand on her shoulder.
[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: Are you going to be OK? I want you to be at
your best this next week.[/font]
[font=arial]Joalin fights back tears and nods her head. Kristen
goes to place the collar around Joalin's neck when Chyler climbs
back into the ring and rips the collar out of Kristen's hand and
throws it into the crowd.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: What did you do that for? A deal is a
deal![/font]
[font=arial]Joalin: Joalin isn't playing any of your demented
games. [/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: Demented? I have no idea where you got that
from?[/font]
[font=arial]Chyler: Then what were you and your friends doing in
the Hotel Room dressed in you underwear?[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: The Hotel Room that you broke in to? We
were getting high if you must know.[/font]
[font=arial]Chyler: You're not corrupting Joalin. She's a good
girl and doesn't need to be around you and your sick
friends.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: I know you're new to this but not all
Lesbians are sick and demented.[/font]
[font=arial]Chyler grabs Joalin by the bicep and starts leading
her out of the ring when Kristen jumps on Chyler's back
wrestling her to the ground. Joalin goes to help her stable
leader but Cara puts her in a full nelson and pulls her to the
far side of the ring. Kristen slips her arm under Chyler's neck
and locks in a rear naked choke while Chyler rolls on the mat
until Kristen is on her back and Chyler is looking up at the
lights. She violently swings her elbows back catching Kristen on
the side of the head but Kristen tightens the choke forcing
Chyler to try and pry her arms off her neck. Kristen wraps her
toned legs around Chyler's waist and locks in a crippling body
triangle. In a matter of seconds the air is forced out of
Chyler's lungs and her eyes are rolled into the back of her head
as her powerful legs uselessly flail about. She plants her heels
in the mat and arches her back but before she can buck Kristen
off her body goes limp and she blacks out. [/font]
[font=arial]Ashley has retrieved the collar and loops it around
Joalin's neck. She attached the leash and knees Joalin in the
gut doubling her in two. She drives her elbow into Joalin's back
forcing her down to her hands and knees while pulling up on the
leash.[/font]
[font=arial]Security pulls Kristen off of Chyler's motionless
body. She stands over Chyler and lifts her foot but decides not
to stomp her in the face. She heads over to Joalin and pulls the
leash out of Ashley's hands and helps Joalin to her feet and
takes off the collar. She gently wipes the tears off of Joalin's
cheeks and gives her a soft kiss on the lips.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen: Don't cry sweet thing. You're about to have
the best week of your life.[/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
#Post#: 4465--------------------------------------------------
Re: Sin City Slugfest III - THE FIGHTS
By: BadAssBunnies Date: July 6, 2021, 12:13 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest III - Day 3 - Fight
6[/font]
[font=trebuchet ms]Hailey Duff vs Selena
Gomez[/font][left]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/CMrE3gS.jpg[/left][font=arial]
Joe Rogan stood in disbelief as Joalin Loukamaa was led out of
the ring by Kristen Stewart. Day 3 had already been one of the
wildest of the Slugfests nakked boxing, spanking with a paddle
and now Joalin agreeing to be Kristen’s personal slave for an
entire week. Joe could only imagine what Kristen had in store
for for the innocent 19 year old blonde. [/font]
[font=arial]With 2 fights left anything was possible and the
crowd was eating up each and every twist and turn. The
6[sup]th[/sup] fight would see Selena Gomez accept a challenge
from her hated rivals sister. Hailey Duff was the most recent
signing from the Awesome Aries and if their recent track record
held court, Selena would have her hands full despite Hailey
never being in a professional fight.[/font]
[font=arial]Security was on full alert any time the Badass
Barbies and the Awesome Aries were in the same venue and with
the Sin City Slugfest III winding down, tensions on both sides
were high. This would be the 3[sup]rd[/sup] fight between the
two rival stables with Joey King getting a win over Laura Marano
and Chloe Moretz evening the score by putting a complete and
thorough beat down on the Barbies top boxer, Sofia Richie.
Selena would come into the fight a solid favorite but she knew
that underestimating the Awesome Aries or the Lost Wildcats
could end up being a costly mistake.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan made his way back to the announcers table
and sat down with his new broadcast partner LeBron James.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Welcome, LeBron. When I found out you were a
UCC fan I have to admit I was floored.[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: Well you know LeBron has other interests.
One might think that winning 4 NBA Championships, 4 MVP's, 2
Olympic Gold Medals, being named to a record 17 All Star games
and becoming the 3[sup]rd[/sup] highest scorer in NBA History
might keep LeBron busy but I still have time for some fun. Oh,
and Space Jam 2 will be the biggest movie in history.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: So watching hot women beat the crap out of each
other is your idea of fun?[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: Absolutely! And I feel that I've got a feel
for this league. Unlike OJ, I win a lot of my bets.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: So who will you be placing your money of
tonight?[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: You got to go with Selena. She got a lot of
fights under her belt and I feel that Hailey might be in for a
rude awakening. But that's just my opinion and I don't mean to
be dissin Hailey or the Awesome Aries cause they be my
favorites.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I really don't want to go out on a limb without
seeing what Hailey brings but if she's anything like her little
sis Hilary then Selena will have her hands full.[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: If Hilary were stepping into the ring then I
would have it even. Those two be hating on each other.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I think it will be a close fight. Why would
Hilary and the Aries send a rookie into the ring for the first
time if they didn't feel she could win? I bet Hailey turns a few
heads before the final bell.[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: That is an excellent point and now LeBron be
doubting himself.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see Bruce Buffer is ready.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce: Welcome to the 6[sup]th[/sup] fight on
tonight's card. Making her professional debut from the Blue
Corner, she fights out of The Awesome Aries Stable out of
Nashville, Tennessee by way of Houston, Texas. Standing in at
5'3” tall and weighing 123lbs. She is . . . Haylieeeee
Duuuuufffffffffffffff![/font]
[font=arial]Haylie circles the ring and slows down when she gets
in front of Selena. She gives her a salty smile and starts
running her mouth and pounding her chest. Dove Cameron steps up
and gives Haylie a big shove. Hailey catches herself, turns and
waves to her fans. In her corner tonight are her little sister
Hilary and Sofia Bush.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce: In the Red Corner, she come from Grande
Prairie, Texas and fights out of the Badass Barbie Stable in
Calabasas, California. At 5'5” tall and 121 lbs. Welcome, Selena
. . . . Goooooooomezzzzzzzzzzz![/font]
[font=arial]Selena is all business as she turns and waves to her
fans. Madison Beer tightens her gloves while Dove Cameron pulls
her ponytail tight and places her gumshield in place.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer: Our referee tonight is Elle
McPherson.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Any last thoughts?[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: I was always under the impression that
Hilary and Sofia didn't see eye to eye. I'm surprised that they
are in the same corner tonight.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I sure hope they can work together. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: Hailey backs up her taunts by going right
at Selena who seems not ready for such a physical assault.
Hailey fights through Selena's peppering jab and bullies the
Latin Singer onto the ropes and wades in tight and lets her
hands go. It's not like Selena hasn't seen this all before but
Hailey isn't holding anything back and Selena takes a cross to
the chin and an elbow across the breasts before she can haul the
determined blonde in close enough to force a break. Elle
McPherson has to push Hailey back a couple of times as she is
eager to get back at Selena. Elle slaps her hands and Hailey
rushes forward and it's all Selena can do to defend herself but
she is able to keep her composure and block most if not all of
Hailey's punches. Selena ducks a wild overhand left and counters
with a solid hook to the ribs but nothing is about to stop
Hailey as she keeps up the intense pressure and grabs Selena by
the shoulders and pushes her up against the ropes. Hailey starts
wailing away forcing Selena into a clinch but this time Elle is
going to let them figure it out on their own allowing Hailey to
work the ribs with some short hooks before she decides to pull
Hailey off. With less than a minute left Selena is on the run
backpedaling as Hailey keeps up the intense pressure. At the
bell it's a complete whitewash and the newcomer shows her
toughness and takes the opening round 10-9.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: Hailey is off her stool early and doesn't
need any words form her little sis to get her going. The bell
dings and it's back to where the first ended with Hailey clearly
the aggressor keeping a fleet footed Selena on her toes. The
leather is flying from the older Duff but Selena is on alert as
any one of Hailey's powerful strikes could spell disaster. She
keeps out of her power zone and uses her jabs to keep Hailey
honest. One minute in and Hailey steps back and sucks down a few
breaths but if Selena thought she was getting a reprieve she was
seriously mistaken. Hailey doubles her efforts and forces her
way into the pocket eating a clean punch to the nose on the way
in but walks through another punch to the cheek and traps Selena
in the Aries corner. Hilary is shouting out directions and
Hailey is delivering keeping Selena trapped while landing enough
to keep Elle away. Selena now has her gloves up to her ears and
her elbows in tight as Hailey pumps lefts and rights into
Selena's exposed body. Elle is now hovering over Hailey's left
shoulder and may be about to step in and end the fight when
Selena starts punching back. A left to the ribs momentarily
slows down Hailey but she fights it off then leans in and
continues her assault. Hailey keeps up the pressure but Selena
is absorbing most if not all of the blows with most of them
being soaked up by her tight guard or landing on her arms.
Thirty seconds left and Hailey eats an uppercut that buckles her
right knee allowing Selena to duck under a wild right and break
out of the corner. The two engage in a brief flurry as the round
ends. Another dominant round for Hailey but Selena managed
survive with minimal damage considering the sheer volume of
punches thrown. Hailey raises her hands as the Awesome Aries
fans are giving her a roaring ovation. She now leads Selena
20-18.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: So what do you think so far, LeBron?[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: These women are amazing athletes. Hailey
better pace herself. I can't see her being able to keep up that
torrid pace for 10 rounds.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I really doubt this fight will go much past the
5[sup]th[/sup] at this pace but you never know. I've seen
stranger things happen especially tonight like a **** fighter a
few bouts ago.[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: Yeah, normally I'm a booty guy but I had
trouble keeping my eyes off the bouncing breasts. They
mesmerized LeBron fo sure.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You're talking about the Mud Bowl fight between
Jaclyn and Barbara?[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: Mud, what mud. I didn't notice any
mud.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 3: Selena's hopes of slowing down Hailey
quickly fades as she shoots out of her corner arms swinging
wide. Selena is ducking and dodging most of the punches but
enough get though her guard and she has some swelling under her
left eye and a fat lower lip. She reaches out and wraps up
Hailey and takes a few short sharp punches in the ribs for her
efforts. Hailey slips to the right and launches a missile of a
right hook that hits Selena in the temple knocking her into the
ropes. Hilary raises her arms as she senses that her big sister
will be walking away with the upset while Madison and Hailee are
screaming at Selena to get away. Hailey goes in for the kill and
launches a right cross aimed at taking off Selena's head.
Luckily for Selena it brushes through her hair and her eyes
light up as Hailey has left a big opening. Selena pounces and
drives a gut wrenching left hook into Hailey's exposed belly
then splits her guard with an uppercut that lands square on
Hailey's nose. The brutal punch sends Hailey flying back her
arms windmilling in circles. Hailey hits the ropes then tumbles
to the mat. Elle McPherson looks a bit confused but sends Selena
to a neutral corner while Hailey gets to her hands and knees.
She squints as blood starts flowing from her nose. She wipes her
face with her glove and sees the blood then slams her gloves
into the mat and springs up to her feet. Elle is taken back by
the blood and calls in the ring Doctor. Hailey wants no part of
it and pushes the Doctor away and takes a step towards Selena.
Elle gets her under control and the Doctor is going to allow her
to fight. With only 10 seconds left neither fighter engages and
they both head for their corners. With the late knockdown Selena
evens the round at 9 a piece but she still trails 29-27.[/font]
[font=arial]The Awesome Aries corner is busy patching up Hailey
and have the bleeding stopped. She's up off her stool and glares
across at Selena who takes a final sip of water then gets
herself up off her stool.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 4: Selena heads out looking to bust back open
Hailey's nose and Hailey is looking for some pay back and they
meet in the middle and now it's Selena who's in the pocket
trading blow for blow with Hailey. It's Rockem Sockem Robots out
there and it's only a matter of time before one of their head is
going to be lifted straight off one of their shoulders. Hailey
does her best but it's Selena's experience and surprising power
that is starting to take over. While most of Hailey's punches
are coming up short, Selena is starting to score in bunches and
works low then high keeping the Aries rookie off balance. They
clinch up in the middle and again Hailey lands some solid body
shots before Elle can break them apart. They both step back,
catch their breaths then go right back tearing into each other.
Selena groans as she takes a punch to the breadbasket but backs
Hailey up with a double jab to the nose and blood is now
trickling back out which only fuels Hailey to take Selena out.
Hailey is in high guard protecting her nose and Selena isn't one
to pass up on some freebies to the body. A left hook to the ribs
is followed up by an uppercut to the right breast makes Hailey
moan out loud. Hailey is now the one who initiates the clinch
and Elle allows them to wrestle a bit before she pushes them
apart. The final seconds sees Hailey giving up the body in order
to protect her nose. Selena is having a field day letting out
shorts grunts as she digs her mits into the rookies abs, ribs
and breasts. The bell clangs and Hailey lets out a big sigh and
slowly works her way to her corner. Selena is now drenched in
sweat but is surprisingly untouched despite Hailey heroic
efforts. With a dominant 4[sup]th[/sup] Selena takes the round
10-8 and ties the fight up at 37.[/font]
[font=arial]Hailey's corner have the bleeding stopped again but
their fighter is finally starting to show fatigue. An argument
is taking place in the Barbie corner. Madison Beer is telling
Selena to take what Hilary is giving her while Dove Cameron is
urging her to bust open Hailey's nose and end the fight. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: We got us a fight now.[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: See, I told you Hailey couldn't keep up that
torrid pace. She needs to take a round off and get her wind
back.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I agree but I don't think Selena is going to
let her back so easily. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 5: Hailey is slow off her stool but she's back
to the high guard. Selena is popping out the double jab but is
unable to string any significant combo's. Selena is wrecking
havoc downstairs and an errant punch clips Hailey below the
waistband doubling her up and dropping her to a knee. Elle
apparently missed the low blow and steps in and starts counting
Hailey out. Hailey is up at 6 and starts laying into Elle. She's
ready at 10 and now looks to pay back Gomez for the cheap shot.
They size each other up and then get right back to it. Hailey
takes a chop to the forehead but bull rushes Selena into a
corner then starts swinging for the fences. Selena is able to
land a few crosses but doesn't see a wicked right cross that
catches her on the cheek weakening her legs. Selena's survival
instincts take over and she reaches out and pulls Hailey in
close. Elle looks on and allows Hailey to work the ribs and
chest. Selena wraps her up tight and Elle goes in to break them
apart but Hailey is still working the body. Before she can pull
Hailey off she launches a sharp elbow flattening out Selena's
right breast. Elle sends Hailey to a corner and allows Selena a
moment to compose herself but that last elbow did some damage.
30 seconds left and Hailey looks to have gotten her legs back
and Selena is in retreat. At the 10 second clacker they step in
and let their hands go. Selena lands a jab to that swollen nose
and Haylie backs away with tears in her eyes. Hailey's comeback
wins her the round 10-9 and she is back in the lead
47-46.[/font]
[font=arial]Haylie is rushed back to her stool where they work
on her damaged nose. It's not looking good as there is some
serious swelling under her left eye. A end swell and some ice
are feverishly being applied.[/font]
[font=arial]Dove and Madison are again arguing over on how to
deal with Haylie. Selena gets both of them under control and
she's toweled off and ready for another round.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Haylie's eye is looking bad.[/font]
[font=arial]LeBron: You mean Haylie's nose. It looks to be
broken.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: A broken nose is only the beginning. It gets
worse and it can quickly end up swelling an eye completely shut.
If it gets to that point then the fight will be stopped.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 6: Haylie is physically ready but is told to
fight off her back foot and keep Selena away and look for
counters. Selena knows that it's only a matter of time before
that eye swells shut and can't afford to take any chances.
Selena is side stepping working the jab then bowing out before
Haylie can load up. Not a lot of action till mid round when
Hailey's eye is getting bad and she knows if she want the win
she going to have to go all out. Haylie goes for broke and
starts swinging for the moon looking to land that one lucky
shot. That lucky shot comes on the very first punch, a left hook
that hits Selena on the button and sends her crashing to the
mat. Hailey runs to a neutral corner as Elle stands over Selena
who is motionless at 5. 6 7 Selena lifts her head and gasps,
rolls onto her hands and knees and springs to her feet. Elle
gives her a double take and has no reason not to let the fight
continue. They square up in the middle with Selena leery of
Haylie's power but still looking to close her eye. Mid round and
Selena's legs are back under her and despite a sore chin she
looks to be the fresher of the two. Hailey goes to the well
again and tries another left hook but Selena easily leans out of
the way and connects with a cross to the jaw and a straight left
to the nose. Hailey is in full retreat and makes it to the bell
before Selena can track her down. Another round for Hailey who
increases her lead to 57-55.[/font]
[font=arial]The Aries corner are doing their best using ice
packs and somehow have the swelling down and the ring doctor is
satisfied that she can go another round but that may be it.
Hailey is told to give it everything she has and put Selena down
for good. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 7: Hailey does what she was told and sprints
towards Selena who greets her with a thumping uppercut to the
chest. A left cross to the chin puts her on her back foot and a
right to the gut brings her down to a knee. Elle starts the
count and Hailey's corner is asking her to stay down but she's
up at 6 and raises her gloves. The fight is back on but you
can't really call it a fight anymore as Haylie is clearly
compromised and is having trouble picking up Selena's punches
until it's too late. Selena is not about to let up and looks to
punish the body sending a series of hooks and crosses into
Haylie's open flanks. Hailey clinches up and Elle steps in and
separates them but not before Selena lands an elbow to Hailey's
right breast clearly payback from some earlier shots. Hailey
lets out a loud yelp and Elle gives Selena an official warning.
Elle brings them together and Selena is picking her targets and
Haylie is becoming a punching bag. Selena pumps two wicked hooks
to the ribs then a mean spirited uppercut to the rack and Haylie
is done. Selena looks over at Elle who does nothing so she moves
in and lands some more scything hooks into her side and Haylie
bends in two cradling what may be some broken ribs. Selena
glances at Hilary who has towel in hand and steps in and doubles
her efforts. A right to the ear knock Hailey into the ropes. She
catches herself before falling to the mat. Hailey has her right
arm draped over the top rope and Selena steps in and cracks her
in the ribs with 3 solid hooks. Hailey lets out a loud scream
and sinks down to the mat. Elle goes in an starts counting as
Selena trots to a neutral corner but Haylie isn't getting up and
Elle waves off the fight. Selena raises her hands and starts her
celebration when Hilary steps in the ring and goes to her
sisters aid. Selena Gomez wins by way of KO at 2 minutes 10
seconds of the 7[sup]th[/sup] round.[/font]
[font=arial]The celebration continues and Hilary is clearly
upset with Elle. She walks over and gets in her face not happy
with the way she let the fight keep going and is blaming her for
her sisters possible broken ribs. Elle holds her hands up and
turns to walk away when Hilary gives her a shove knocking her
into the Barbie corner. Bruce Buffer walks over and leads Selena
to the center of the ring and announces the official decision.
Joe Rogan follows him and gets a word from Selena.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: That was an incredible comeback Selena.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: Comeback? What do you mean by that?[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You were down in the fight and made a nice
comeback?[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: Maybe down by a few points but the fight was
never in doubt. She came out fast and all but she never had me
in any sort of trouble.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What about her big knock down in the sixth. For
a moment or two it didn't look like you were going to get
up.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: Fine, she was swinging wildly throwing out
haymakers and caught me but I got up. That was the only time she
had me in trouble. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I think if you look back at the fight it was a
lot closer than you remember. Haylie threw an incredible amount
of punches.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: But she only landed a few. Look at us and
tell me this was a close fight. Other than a few bruises I'm
perfectly fine. Haylie over there looks like she was run over a
few times.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I take you are still upset with being called
out?[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: Ya know, you get what you ask for. Hailey
will think long and hard before she challenges me again. If the
Awesome Aries/Lost Wildcats want to put another one of their
fighters up against me the result will be the same. This makes
it 4-0. Hilary Duff, Brenda Song, Hilary Duff. . . again and
now Hailey. I'll even take on that maniac Moretz and put her
down for the count. [/font]
[font=arial]Hilary has been patiently listening to the interview
but can't take it any more and walks over and grabs the mic out
of Joe's hands.[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary: If you're so fine how bout you and me go a
few rounds?[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary walks up and sticks her full chest out and
bumps them into Selena's boobs.[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary: What do you say? We settle this once and for
all. You and me, 10 rounds and when we're done, we're
done.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: As much as I'd like to kick your ass again I
just went 7 rounds and I'm not fighting you tonight.[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary turns to the crowd and yells into the
mic.[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary: Does everybody want to see Selena and me
settle our feud? We can even do it in our underwear or bare
knuckle if she is woman enough. What do you say, Selena?[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd is going ballistic and chants for Selena
and Hilary erupt through out the arena. Hilary goes over and
roughly pushes Selena in the shoulder knocking her back a step.
Selena looks down at her feet then her gaze slowly raises until
he is looking Hilary square in the eyes. She raises her guard
and nods her head then rips the mic out of Hilary's hand.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: Since this is an official match I believe
our stables will allow this. I'll gladly kick your ass again. I
done it so many times it beginning to get boring but hey, if
you're stupid enough to go through another beating then we've
got a deal.[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary: I take it you still remember the surfboard,
the Texas Cloverleaf or the breast smother. I made you cry like
a blubbering little baby. Or how about when I kicked you and
your sidekick Amber Heard's ass in the locker room. We can do it
all over again if you like.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena turns to the crowd.[/font]
[font=arial]Selena: Who wants to see me end this b!tch?[/font]
[font=arial]Selena's fans erupt and it's deafening in the MGM
Grand Arena. Joe wrestles the mic from Selena and steps in
between the two hated rivals.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Ladies, I'm sure this can be arranged but we
have the Main Event coming up shortly and the contract strictly
calls for a maximum of 7 fights so you two are going to have to
reschedule this. Sorry, ladies but this will have to wait for
another time and place.[/font]
[font=arial]
Selena: Your right Joe. It's not fair to Gigi or Katherine. They
both have been training hard for this and we shouldn't be
selfish and make it all about us. Right, Duff? They're the main
event and you, you're not even on the card. What are you even
doing here?[/font]
[font=arial]Hilary: I've so had it with you, Gomez. Go get
yourself cleaned up and then we're doing this whether you like
it or not! Parking lot, Night Club, I don't care where it is but
I'm taking you out tonight and that's not a threat. It"s a
promise. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner. Selena
Gomez![/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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